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Christianity EtcRe: Declaration Of Fasting And Praying For The 33 Miners Trapped In Chile! by Mudley313: 10:20am On Oct 11, 2010
Ivynwa:
@Ngozianu
Sweetheart pay them no mind okay. I even think that the two screen names and posts are from one person but I have no time for him.
you can think whatever you want but truth is your god has entirely nothing to do with the now almost successful and painstaking efforts of hardworking rescue workers to free the mine workers. it will do you alot of good if you can channel all that energy from all that starvation fasting and aimless blabberings prayers to physically and practically doing things, instead of relying on a your imaginary friend in the sky, and maybe you'd personally be as successful as the rescue efforts in chile
RomanceRe: Internet Love: Man Losses $300,000 To Fake Online Profile by Mudley313(op): 5:03pm On Oct 10, 2010
queeneve:
That what he get for CHASING AZZ instead of using his BRAIN without his third leg,

This is the reason why the world is fading away slowly because men are becoming DENSE and uncaulked,
sorry for the man, na old man. had to seek psychiatric help after it all
RomanceRe: Internet Love: Man Losses $300,000 To Fake Online Profile by Mudley313(op): 11:19pm On Oct 09, 2010
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=528650.msg6910364#msg6910364 date=1286659662]BUT U KNOW 24 HRS MAKE DIFFERENCE smiley
TOMORROW IS PART OF IT.Relax .nigerian hands re clean,they had nothing to do with this.[/quote]the scammers where from ghana n you know wetin naija guy men dey use ghana see. nuff said

n smh @ people on this thread criticizing e-romance n in the same instance playing e-love e wantiti all over the thread, most probably wit guys pretending to be chics
RomanceInternet Love: Man Losses $300,000 To Fake Online Profile by Mudley313(op): 9:24pm On Oct 09, 2010
[center][flash=500,350]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHWX1yPyy6c[/flash][/center]

[center]keep your granpa out the internet[/center]
Christianity EtcRe: Seyibrown And Nopuqeater Try To Explain! by Mudley313: 8:15pm On Oct 09, 2010
vedaxcool:
If I am an ewu what does that make you, right a dumb atheist who speak to ewu, Atutupoyoyo whose life has no purpose except to eat and sleep even the stones on floor "know" their purpose in Life , go find a purpose to your miserable life instead of begging for attension in Nairaland as you are fond of repeating the same daft claim night after night even after you have been educated. Get a life--GAL
smh. n it was your idiotic busy-body self who replied to my post that was in no way, shape or form directed at you. u probably didn't grow up with a dad n so you jump online to come seek the attention of other males. sorry im not gay so pls take your homoerotic tendencies elsewhere n quit stalking another male online. gay
Christianity EtcRe: Seyibrown And Nopuqeater Try To Explain! by Mudley313: 4:28pm On Oct 09, 2010
vedaxcool:
Some people are not worth answering! Slams door!
smh @ this attention seeking aproko manager; like my reply was to your thread or post. ewu
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 4:20pm On Oct 09, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
Kay 17 & Mudley get back to this post >>> i await your reply
https://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr157/Aldarune/1720Attempting-To-Give-A-Damn20Larg.gif

yommyuk:
God bless your souls
what happened to all the terrorist threats of brimestone and fire you were yapping about earlier on. what a bag of contradictions
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 4:16pm On Oct 09, 2010
Kay 17:
At least, I'm relieved you found no justification for such barbaric conduct.
i think he/she did. "the concept of freewill" or whatever rabble babble the confusionist was trying to espouse. i think just arguing with this religious nut-job has diminished my iq twice less of what it was


Uyi Iredia:
@ Purist >>>The concept of freewill completely invalidates any possible existence of an 'omnidespotic', 'omniwicked', 'omnipresent' and 'omnimalevolent' God.  Case closed !!!

>>> deja vu ?  undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Seyibrown And Nopuqeater Try To Explain! by Mudley313: 5:09pm On Oct 08, 2010
seyibrown:
[b]God speaks to me through his word : The Bible
God speaks to me through the Holy Spirit: When I am praying, he speaks into my heart and directs my prayers. When I am meditating on the word of God , he gives me understanding, even of things that I never knew.
God speaks to me through other people: I listen to them (pastors, preachers, prophets, friends, nairalanders etc), search the word of God and the Holy Spirit also confirms it if its is truth.
God speaks to me in my dreams: He reveals things about the present and the future to me in my dreams.

Apart from in my dreams where messages are audible and visual and could be direct or symbolic, God's messages come to me in the form of instant revelation. I do not hear a voice, they come like thoughts and I just suddenly know. I usually ask God to confirm his word if I am not sure it is him speaking: The words/message will be spoken by another person within 3 days. I ask questions and get immediate answers. Sometimes, I don't get the answers immediately but they come later.[/b]
smh. what then is the difference between you and a rabid schizophrenic?

on the real tho, it's all just psychological phenomena, like unconscious wishful thinking. i.e. do you really think that God is telling terrorists(who are extremely religious!) to kill people because they are unbelievers?
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 11:05am On Oct 08, 2010
yommyuk:
@mudley313
Deluded slowpokehuh?

with your mouth, you have pronounced a "CURSE" on yourself
huh okay

LOST SOUL undecided
deluded goat
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Most Churches Dont Preach About Sin And Holiness? by Mudley313: 10:58am On Oct 08, 2010
you know the answer yourself. church is a fraudulent business; what has sin and holyness got to do with a for-profit business enterprise?
Christianity EtcRe: The Unpardonable Sin by Mudley313: 7:37pm On Oct 07, 2010
unpardonable sin would be falling for the christian belief structure. It is certainly an insult to intelligence

the christian god is supposed to be like an old girlfriend I had who wouldn't let me end our relationship on a happy note. He gets really bitter if you break up with him. "Really God, it's not you, it's me. . . "
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 2:46pm On Oct 07, 2010
yommyuk:
@Mudley313
My last post embarked on concepts like "Prophesy", "Spiritual Insight" and "Knowledge of the unknown"
No. your last post was no different from the rantings of an unclothed mad man in uselu who believes he's king of england


and you think I am speaking jumbo jumbo.
No. i dont think you're speaking jumbo jumbo, its clear you're "typing" mumbo jumbo


The Christ that we follow never attained any educational training like the high priest
i see. so he (your god) was illiterate. no wonder he left the writing of "his book" to stone age desert folks that is the utter confusion in christianity today



LOST SOUL undecided
deluded slowpoke
Christianity EtcRe: Ten People Who Sold Their Soul To The Devil. by Mudley313: 1:21pm On Oct 07, 2010
hakunajay:
^^^Whatever, i'll advise you to click the link and see the original post. You'll see a document signed by the devil himself then come back and tell me it's a joke.
https://chatroulettegifs.com/black_guys_laughing.gif

i never knew psychiatric wards had internet cafes as well
Christianity EtcRe: Sincere Apologies by Mudley313: 2:06pm On Oct 06, 2010
Pastor AIO:
My primary concern is with the christians because we both make similar claims as regards the teachings of Christ.  I find it particularly abhorrent that people who like to talk down about other people's religion should cry when critical questions are being asked of their own beliefs. 

That's all. Who the cap fit, let them wear it.  InesQor, if the cap no size ya head abeg commot am now.  I don't want you to be a fashion misfit.
The cartoon below says it all (bout christian Hypocrisy):

[img]http://1.bp..com/_11-nzoYFuQU/S82CyJjJJ_I/AAAAAAAAG4s/UzE6XZMWpwo/s1600/atheist-cartoon.gif[/img]

Deep Sight:
I feel that this is unfair. Perhaps you are able to cite instances? Disagreement is not "shimmying around issues." I really don't know how you can make such a weighty insinuation of dishonesty and duplicity regarding me.
dude, you take this internet stuff way too seriously. go outside and get some real friends. seriously
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 1:32pm On Oct 06, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
@ Mudley >>> my posts are still relevant to the 'topic' at hand
no, they are not

in the meantime i do hope u checked out the sites
only if you'll accord me the same by sticking to the subject of the thread
               
>>> still i assert you have no moral right to criticize a 'God' you don't believe in
sorry i do. christianity is the most predominant religion in nigeria, where im from. if nigeria was still practicing ancient traditional religions, killing twins, praying to idols, riverside sacrifices n all, wont you as a deluded christian speak against their delusion? why are you even so scared of criticism against your all-powerful god?

>>> pointing out His 'evil' actions are of no consequence to me >>> if you don't believe in him
and the writers of the bible who believed in this same god like you were the ones who pointed out his evil ways by writing about it. if you have any problem, its with them, not me

can we now go back to the original topic of the thread. incase you've forgotten, its Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT: So, bring out your bible; take a good read and come back to me. if not you're just a moronic confusionist who probably gets a hard on arguing back n forth on the internet
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 5:57pm On Oct 05, 2010
yommyuk:
@lagerwhenindoubt

One thing you have failed to understand is that as a Christian, I don't mess about with my words. I call it the way it is. HARD TO THE CORE cool
Come to my church, when I am around people don't mess around me. I don't believe in softly softly christianity. Not my nature. I have got the Spirit of Elijah in me bro and that is a fact.  grin cool

It is a matter of take it or leave it.
yommyuk:
@manmustwac

Wrong! The muslims do acknowledge Christ. It is his divinity that they cannot comprehend. That is were we differ. I will call them skeptics lol.

Do you know that it is the muslims that are protecting the sight of the tomb of Jesus Christ in Jerusalem?  Let me tell you something a good praticing muslim who acknowledges  Jesus as his Lord and savior will make heaven before many so called Xtians (especailly the fake pastors).
i just cant help but to ask if you've taken your meds today. no disrespect, just a lil concerned bout your current mental well-being


toba:
U should have directed that to your self. How else could u have described the word 'crazy' that u used in your post above? haven't u read the rules of NL on the words that aren't allowed to be used?

Thats the normal trash that u are used to. This is NL moderated by individuals(not 'god') in order to ensure that uncivilized folks like u are routinely checked. If not, u wouldn't have been banned for breaking the rules. I remember manmustwac telling us openly that u were warned before being banned, but u refused to listen. I wonder what kind of a person u are that cant seem to make statement without insulting someone else. Now u ve started threading the path that leads to another ban. Good luck
dude, you take this nairaland thingy too seriously
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 5:44pm On Oct 05, 2010
now to the 'topic' >>> i have to say that your post is verbose >>> i would like to take my time to analyze those scriptures
well, do that before coming back to reply to the thread n making a complete fool out of yourself


Uyi Iredia:
1st >>> ROFLMHO
>>> he (Superman) has been depicted as evil >>> he as an evil alter-ego Bizarro >>> and on countless occasions Superman has gone rogue
>>> what's even more dangerous is the fact his indecisiveness (for 'good' reasons or 'moral' ground) >>> more often than not causes harm
>>> watch Smallville & see my point (not to mention the fact that he has been depicted as evil in DC comics) >>> Superman isn't
a Marvel character
you seem to know more about superman than u know of your god n whats written in his/her/its holy book. wish you had broken down the above quoted verse in the OP as you just did the life and times of superman, we wouldn't be in this back n forth quagmire by now. as i said earlier, u even could gain some new converts from your explanation; you never know


Uyi Iredia:
@ Purist >>>The concept of freewill completely invalidates any possible existence of an 'omnidespotic', 'omniwicked', 'omnipresent' and 'omnimalevolent' God.  Case closed !!!

>>> deja vu ?  undecided
Uyi Iredia:
@ Purist >>> nope !!! (the story wasn't made up) >>> i talk of 'castigations' because God's benevolence is constantly glossed over >>> i believe this post i once made should give my insight into the 'subject Mudley is talking about >>> talkless of the myriad of Christian 'Bibles' & beliefs >>> recently encountered a Christian who believed in Christ >>> but not the Bible >>> click here for more




i could as well ask which of the Christian God(s) or Bibles is being referred to (by Mudley), howbeit, i would risk being circular
smh @ this confusionist
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 2:52pm On Oct 05, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
i'll take the fact that u didn't reply to my comment on fictional characters that u understood clearly what i meant there
smh. as if im obligated to answer everyone of your senseless rants especialy when u have blatantly refused to speak on the subject matter of this thread: your gods despicable command to his people. let me reply it then so dat u can sleep well at night but pls accord me the same by helping me explain the barbarity of the verse in the OP

furthermore, i can bet that u ain't made a post discrediting superman as evil
reply: cos superman is not depicted as EVIL in marvel comics but your god clearly is in your comic book bible

my point in a sentence >>> You don't have the moral right to castigate a God u don't believe in
says who?

n i still keep wondering how quoting directly from your bible amounts to castigation

Uyi Iredia:
*more posts coming*
hope you're going to be sticking with the issues raised in the OP this time if not im done with your deluded self
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 2:23pm On Oct 05, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
>>> u clearly don't believe in a god
>>> people attribute actions to a God they believe in
>>> u castigate the 'God' (that u don't believe in_figure out the rest)
stop going around in circles. christians castigate allah on the regular even if they dont believe in him so whats your point here?

Now back to topic, can you pls help us explain (or educate us) non-christians of the significance of the above quoted bible verse from your holy book of fairytales ? you never know, you just might have some people converted from it. and while you're at it; also help us explain your gods infatuation with blood sacrifices, murder, rape, slavery n other despicable acts as layed out below. thought he was supposed to be all-loving

no dodging of the subject matter pls

God sends himself to die for himself to allow himself to change a rule he created himself. (Jesus, New Testament)
Abraham preparing to sacrifice his son to God (Genesis 22:1-18)
Kill first-born humans and animals (Exodus 13:2)
More human sacrifice (Leviticus 27:28-29)
Jephthah Burns His Daughter (Judges 11:29-40 NLT)
God Commands Burning Humans (Joshua 7:15 NLT)
Josiah and Human Sacrifice (1 Kings 13:1-2 NLT) (2 Kings 23:20-25 NLT)
Human Sacrifice (Wisdom 3:5-7 NAB The Book of The Wisdom of Solomon is mostly in Catholic versions of the Bible.)
Child Sacrifice (Wisdom 14:21-23 RSV The Book of The Wisdom of Solomon is mostly in Catholic versions of the Bible. This passage condemns human sacrifice but acknowledges that it did happen by early God worshipers.)
Humans are Fuel for Fire (Ezekiel 21:33-37 NAB)
Burn Nonbelievers (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Rape

Murder, rape, and pillage at Jabesh-gilead (Judges 21:10-24 NLT)
Murder, rape and pillage of the Midianites (Numbers 31:7-18 NLT)
More Murder Rape and Pillage (Deuteronomy 20:10-14)
Laws of Rape (Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)
Death to the Rape Victim (Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)
David's Punishment - Polygamy, Rape, Baby Killing, and God's "Forgiveness" (2 Samuel 12:11-14 NAB)
Rape of Female Captives (Deuteronomy 21:10-14 NAB)
Rape and the Spoils of War (Judges 5:30 NAB)
Sex Slaves (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)
God Assists Rape and Plunder (Zechariah 14:1-2 NAB)

Slavery

Slaves are clearly property to be bought and sold like livestock (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT)
How Hebrew slaves are to be treated (Exodus 21:2-6 NLT)
It is moral to sell your own daughter as a sex slave (Exodus 21:7-11 NLT)
You can beat both male and female slaves with a rod so hard that as long as they don't die right away you are cleared of any wrong doing (Exodus 21:20-21 NAB)
Slavery is still approved of in the New Testament (Ephesians 6:5 NLT) (1 Timothy 6:1-2 NLT)
Beating slaves who didn't know they did any wrong (Luke 12:47-48 NLT)

Murder

Kill People Who Don't Listen to Priests (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)
Kill Witches (Exodus 22:17 NAB)
Kill Homosexuals (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)
Kill Fortunetellers (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)
Death for Hitting Dad (Exodus 21:15 NAB)
Death for Cursing Parents (Proverbs 20:20 NAB) (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)
Death for Adultery (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)
Death for Fornication (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)
Death to Followers of Other Religions (Exodus 22:19 NAB)
Kill Nonbelievers (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)
Kill False Prophets (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)
Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)
Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)
Kill Followers of Other Religions (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB) (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)
Death for Blasphemy (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)
Kill False Prophets (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT) (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)
Infidels and Gays Should Die (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)
Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT)
Kill People for Working on the Sabbath (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)
Kill Brats (2 Kings 2:23-24 NAB)
God Kills the Curious (1Samuel 6:19-20 ASV)
Killed by a Lion (1 Kings 20:35-36 NLT)
Killing the Good Samaritan (2 Samuel 6:3-7 NAB)
Kill Sons of Sinners (Isaiah 14:21 NAB)
God Will Kill Children (Hosea 9:11-16 NLT)
Kill Men, Women, and Children (Ezekiel 9:5-7 NLT)
God Kills all the First Born of Egypt (Exodus 12:29-30 NLT)
Kill Old Men and Young Women (Jeremiah 51:20-26) (Note that after God promises the Israelites a victory against Babylon, the Israelites actually get their butts kicked by them in the next chapter. So much for an all-knowing and all-powerful God.)
God Will Kill the Children of Sinners (Leviticus 26:21-22 NLT)
More Rape and Baby Killing (Isaiah 13:15-18 NLT)
More of Samson's Murders (The Lord saves Sampson from standing trial for 30 murders and arson by allowing him to kill 1000 more men.) (Judges 15:14-15 NAB)
Peter Kills Two People (Acts 5:1-11 NLT)
Mass Murder (1 Samuel 15:2-3 NAB)
You Have to Kill (Jeremiah 48:10 NAB)
The Danites Kill the Next Town (Joshua 19:47 NAB)
God Kills Some More (Jeremiah 15:1-4 NLT)
God Promises More Killing (Ezekiel 35:7-9 NLT)
The Angel of Death (Exodus 23:23 NAB)
Destruction of Ai (Joshua 8:1-29 NLT)
Killing at Jericho (Joshua 6:20-21 NLT)
God Kills an Extended Family (1 Kings 14:9-16 NLT)
Mass Murder (Judges 20:48 NAB)
The Angel of Death (2 Kings 19:35 NAB)
Kill Your Neighbors (Exodus 32:26-29 NLT)
Kill the Family of Sinners (Joshua 7:19-26 Webster's Bible)
Kill Followers of Other Religions (Numbers 25:1-9 NLT)
Murder (1 Kings 18:36-40 NLT)
Kill All of Babylon (Jeremiah 50:21-22 NLT)
Micah Kills a Whole Town (Judges 18:27-29 NLT) (Note that God approves of this slaughter in verse 6.)

I must admit i didnt research this, i found it on the net.
Pretty interesting how forgiving and tolerant your god is.
Got to go rape and kill now, dont worry,god says its cool.
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 1:25pm On Oct 05, 2010
toba:
I think u ve decided to openly display your insanity here again.
Why the use of the bolded word above? For u to be cautioned now means u have to yell back with a foul language?
i thought the words insanity n crazy meant the same thing, n u label my language foul. hmm, u really are one hell of a hypocrite. is that suppose to be one of the new virtues of christianity?

I hope Mukina, Debosky & Jesoul sees this unrepentant display of yours. U really need to grow up
why do you e-christians alway resort to running to the mod when you have no more defence for your helpless god who never can ever seem to defend his all-powerful self

[img]http://1.bp..com/_11-nzoYFuQU/S82CyJjJJ_I/AAAAAAAAG4s/UzE6XZMWpwo/s1600/atheist-cartoon.gif[/img]
Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 10:22am On Oct 05, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
please & please >>> decency >>>

@ Don 'Mud' Mudley >>> could please keep 'it' on the low  undecided
toba:
Some pple re using insulting language but the moderator seems less concerned
i can see you guys blatantly ignored all the jihad-like rantings of terrorist and death threats from the OP to focus on trivialities. u guys really are one crazy bunch

OP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

yommyuk:
The Lord of Heaven has spoken that he is determined to crush all MOCKERS with a greater punishment that has never been seen before (The Lord of Host said that he will punish them with disease and bloodshed. He will send torrential rain, hailstones, fire and burning sulphur [/b]on all MOCKERS of Christianity.  The Lord of Host will be their enemy and He will [b]raise his fist against them to destroy them completely. The Lord will demolish their homes and make them desolate because they have failed  to acknowledge the Lord of Heaven.

Beware! for the Lord of Host is ready to light a fire in your homes that will burn up everything around you.
i guess this is what Uyi Iredia would deem as decency and keeping it on the low, threatening your fellow human with terrorism and death just cos they have a different view point from u. the moderators really should be concerned cos its clearly stated in the rules that no e-threats would be tolerated
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 8:58pm On Oct 04, 2010
Uyi Iredia:
not long ago u posted an image which derided how humans speak for God >>> u could as well blame the killings on the deluded humans who believed they were working for sme God
huh? that verse is straight from the bible. are u now saying the humans (your gods chosen) who embarked on such barbaric genocidal killing spree are deluded? Okay

the irony in your posts is how you cast yourself in the mold of an atheist >>> in my own perspective >>> yet you discredit a God you clearly don't believe exists
same way i would discredit an allah, a yahweh, a superman or santa claus for the OBVIOUS reason that they all are fictional characters

you are deluded undecided
smh @ you talking to yourself

now can you stop beating around the bush and answer to the subject of the thread if you pls may

[center]https://nativenotes.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/j5k0if.jpg[/center]
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Some Christians Hate To Pay Their Tithes? by Mudley313: 8:44pm On Oct 04, 2010
Benefits of Tithing 

Two men were shipwrecked near an island. When they landed ashore, one of them began screaming and yelling, “We’re going to die! We’re going to die! There’s no food! No water! We’re going to die!”

The second man leaned calmly against a palm tree.

When the first man saw how calm his friend was, he went crazy and shouted, “Don’t you understand?! We’re going to die!!”Undisturbed, the second man replied, “You don’t understand, I make $100,000 a week.”

Dumbfounded, the first man looked at him and asked, “What difference does that make?!? We’re on an island with no food and no water! We’re going to DIE!!!”

The second man answered, “You just don’t get it. I make $100,000 a week and I tithe ten percent on that $100,000 a week. Wherever I am, my pastor will be sure to find me!”

Offerings

Three boys are bragging about their dad. The first says: "when my dad writes something called a poem he gets like $100 for it." Says the second boy: "that's nothing! If my dad writes something called a song he get's like $200 for it." To which the third boy replies: "when my dad writes something called a sermon, after he's done reading it, it takes like eight people to collect all the money for it.

Where Your Treasure Is

A man died and went to heaven.  He was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter who led him down the golden streets.  They past mansions after beautiful mansions until they came to the end of the street where they stopped in front of a shack. The man asked St. Peter why he got a hut when there were so many mansions he could live in.  St. Peter replied, "I did the best with the money you sent us."

Good News, Bad News

A preacher announced from the pulpit," I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money to retire the mortgage on the church."

A sigh of relief went through the congregation.

The preacher continued: "the bad news is: the money is still in your pocket."

A preacher announced from the pulpit," I have good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money to retire the mortgage on the church."

A sigh of relief went through the congregation.

The preacher continued: "the bad news is: the money is still in your pocket."

[img]http://cyprusjourney.files./2010/08/pro-tithing.jpg[/img]
Christianity EtcRe: Sincere Apologies by Mudley313: 7:28pm On Oct 04, 2010
toba:
As a christian your apologies not granted. U have been aggressive to pple that i love so much such as viaro,davidylan,noetic,olaadegbu,nuclearboy&just today 4th oct 2010, u did with Enigma a fine gentleman. Worst of all was how u got noetic banned sometime in April this yr or there about, after u got him angry&made him insult u. I used to like u b4, but not any more cos of your responses to nuclearboy&Enigma today 4th oct 2010. u ve not be fair at all&its just too bad. If u feared the God u believe exists&do have a conscience, u wouldnt have exhibited such actions especially to pple that never attacked your belief
shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked  shocked @ bolded

smh @ apologizing to faceless internet screen names
Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 1:22pm On Oct 04, 2010
Purist:
Funny that the Christians here have deliberately avoided this thread.  Be rest assured that those who may still contribute will only find a way to shift focus to the O.P's "motive", and will derail the thread altogether.  And this is a part of the reasons why I quit Christianity.  I just cannot afford to belong to a belief system that I won't be able to defend 100%; a religion where I'll constantly feel ashamed reading about so many despicable things in my so-called holy book.  I honestly don't understand how you guys (christians) manage to wave these things off and still be at peace with your conscience.
. . .just like this guy in the video below,lol

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Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 10:43pm On Oct 03, 2010
yommyuk:
However what the mockers fail to realise is that a day is like a thousand years to the Lord, and a thousand years is like a day. The lord is not really slow about his promise. No, he is being patient for your sake.
Nice try with all the excuses in defense of your all-powerful god who just cant for whatever reason defend himself relying on the help of e-religious fanatics like yourself

He does not want anyone to be destroyed, but wants everyone to repent.
if thats what he wants how come he, an ALL-POWERFUL entity, is unable to make that automatically happen

The Lord of Heaven has spoken that he is determined to crush all MOCKERS with a greater punishment that has never been seen before (Isaiah 28)
The Lord of Host said that he will punish them with disease and bloodshed. He will send torrential rain, hailstones, fire and burning sulphur on all MOCKERS of Christianity.  The Lord of Host will be their enemy and He will raise his fist against them to destroy them completely. The Lord will demolish their homes and make them desolate because they have failed  to acknowledge the Lord of Heaven. In this way the Lord of Host will show his greatness and holiness, and will make himself known to all the MOCKERS. Then they will know that the Lord is God who created them.

Therefore Brethren (Xtains) let all MOCKERS you come across realise that no prophecy in Scripture ever came from the prophet’s own understanding, or from human initiative. No, those prophets were moved by the Holy Spirit, and they spoke from God.
MOCKERS, Beware! for the Lord of Host is ready to light a fire in your homes that will burn up everything around you.

The choice is yours. Life or Death

MORE TO COME cool
*Hiss* So, you now had to resort to toothless threats to buttress your point eh. if thats how your god actually violently gets down then what exactly is the difference between your god n satan again?

Christianity EtcRe: Christians! You Guys Have Some Work To Put In For The Lord by Mudley313(op): 10:24pm On Oct 03, 2010
God's credentials >>>>>>


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by the way, not tryna ridicule any religion o, just quoting n getting my stats directly from the bible itself, like the OP and the chat above. be blessed
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Is Not A Pagan God by Mudley313: 10:14pm On Oct 03, 2010
yet another childish my-god-is-better-than-your-god tug of war. the bible god has really slacked alot cos even tho he was a monster in the OT he usually comes down to fight his wars by literally striking people down n all dat stuff. now he just leaves the job to his e-followers. smh

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Christianity EtcRe: Why Did Jesus Have To Die? by Mudley313: 10:07pm On Oct 03, 2010
[quote author=Riff-Raff link=topic=524482.msg6867453#msg6867453 date=1286121725]If God is the authority and forgiver of Sins. Why exactly did he have to change to human or send his son (depending on your belief of Trinity) to suffer & die.
Could it be that he couldn’t forgive humanity without the death of his son?
Thoughts??[/quote]its just one of the uncountable absurdities that is the christian religious belief. i would say, just like our own african traditionalist who sacrifice animals to appease their gods, the jews had such same belief in such practice, thats why the OT god used to be offered (and accepted) animal sacrifices (like in the cain and abel story and an absurdity on its own). the jesus thingy is just an extended version, like, to wash away sins, something had to be sacrificed, in this case, a human. i'm just a mere mortal n can easily forgive someone but not the bible god who would rather put on an unwarranted display of an unnecessarily complicated show of virgin births and executions just to "simply" forgive humanity
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Christianity EtcRe: Mockers,skeptics,atheists On Nl - Read by Mudley313: 12:05pm On Oct 03, 2010
yommyuk:
If you believe that you belong to one of the stated categories in the Subject box, I implore that you get your nails and hammers ready to nail the King of Kings and Lord of Lords.

I am coming for ya all.

Watch this space cheesy
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Christianity EtcRe: "Nigeria Will Be Among The World Powers By the Year 2020" - Bishop David Oyedepo by Mudley313: 11:53am On Oct 03, 2010
Odunnu:
That aint funny Mudley. Ths is an elder atleast show some respect
elder ko, elder ni. so because fred ajudua, lawrence anini or abacha were probably older than me, i should now keep my mouth shut in lieu of all the bullcrap perpetrated by these obvious fraudsters in the name of the lawd. sorry i show no respect whatsoever to thieves and con-artist

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