this is no story, its just a joke
i believe the photographer or the poster want people to make comments
how can a human being survive in this bag after zipping up

Chiemeka orizu: Plz join me and thank God cuz he is a faithful God.Bye bye 2 waec.I cleared al my papers, 4 Bs and 5 CS.Maths b3 and eng b3 .God i thank u 4 dis testimony.

We thank God for stage 1, prepare for stage 2,3,4,5,6,& 7 e.g jamb, admission, nysc posting, job searching, marriage, childbearing.
such is life.

Obinoscopy: We've not totally recovered from the bomb blast at the UN headquarters and we are getting another explosion albiet a grammatical one from no other person than the first lady.

On her visit to the victims of the blast at the hospital, she congratulated the Doctors for 'Responding to Treatment.' In medical or grammatical parlance its the patients who respond to treatment and not the doctors. The doctors treats while the patients responds to the treatment.

I laughed vehemently when I saw it on the news. Its high time Dame Patience Jonathan went for an English Class. Or what do you think?. . . lol

@poster is it WENT or GO for an english class? pls u also have error

upon the Wrong english and Mocking, her hubby still love and proud of her, everyone of you should go and hug transformer and melt. Please recall your mother’s way of speaking English also, if she can even be fluently in pidgin not to talk of pure English. Mchwwwwwwwwwb busy bodies.

Patience I beg chop your pay its your time and its God’s doing not Satan

why did they go for DNA test? were they suspecting such?

Its a miracle, another miracle. there's nothing God cannot do

Jenny is tall, Jackie is short
Jenny is low waist, jackie is pilow waist
Jenny has a child and she's more advance, while jackie is still under 25
bodyly i love Jenny, Facially and bottomly i love jacky am always crazy about her eye balls and lips

Please NL mark my paper for me, and you'll get the answer

My sister just did the first bank experience staff interview but she's not so sure of positive result of the interview. She said out of 7 questions they asked her, she was able to answer 3 correctly. It was one of the overall Group Heads that recommended her. Can she be employed with the influence of the group Head? She's needs the job desperately

Happy Birthday Ba mi
LL
I love to watch ur movies Sir.
Always playing igbo setup

9jadelta: He looks 120

thanks for wishing him to live upto 120
people wil always say negative things when its not suppose to be said.
May God help us

dj187: Is banky w our new head of state?

abi na headward

brightmon: una wa say bankky get sore for head & dats why he dosent remove his cap, abeg make una show me ohh.
9ja with una mourh.

ifihearam: See the glee on banky's face
To snap a pix wit kanu



Anyways nice 1 guys

Is kano his saviour?

izzy2020: Is nt abt d wedding cake is all abt d happness in marrage u no wat l mean................

u meant babies

bumps: The cake can as well fix all the road at ayobo and epe LGA.rubbish

Please if some1 is doing well, let's say the truth about it. can you compare Lagos environment of 5years ago with today's Lagos?

Very soon you guys will hear of butt cancer. mtwwwwwwwb
What do you guys want chinese to do to their butt & Hips? go add foam abi?
mchwwwwwwwwb end time children

I have just remembered something
May be naija wasn’t so good o as at then
We only thought it was good because we were still children and all we needed was provided for us just like the way we provide for our kids now and they may not know if things are difficult.
But now we’ve all grown and now cater for our immediate family responsibilities and now feel naija is very very bad. Though u cant still compare now to before according to our parents

may God help us

@ poster thanks for this gr8t memory.
Naija our beloved country b4
Its now diluted with boko blood

190: and how did this rasclatt joke make the front page of NL

who's not thinking straight this morning

Must you comment? Since you don’t have anything to contribute, why not walk pass. Mtwwwwwb
Nairaland doesn’t pick topics for their front page, the drop the topic the way it comes, any topic can fall on the front page. Kapish?

190: Must you comment? Since you don’t have anything to contribute, why not walk pass. Mtwwwwwb
Nairaland doesn’t pick topics for their front page, the drop the topic the way it comes, any topic can fall on the front page. Kapish?

I have noticed that, most of the guys suspected to be cult guys usually keep full grown hair with bears, most of them have white hair mixed with black hair. i dont know if am wrong or right. Also they like wearing either colour shirt that goes with coloured shoe.

r231:

oh yea

btw whats dis idea of people calling him OUR DADDY

i checked his facebook and every comment and wall post has OUR DADDY

people are blind mehnnn

they are even saying our daddy pple are jealous of your yellowish swag

They're all matching to hell fire with hell fireman

r231:

oh yea

btw whats dis idea of people calling him OUR DADDY

i checked his facebook and every comment and wall post has OUR DADDY

people are blind mehnnn

they are even saying our daddy pple are jealous of your yellowish swag

They're all matching to hell fire with hell fireman

justwise:

How do you test that?

by visiting him in his private office.

justwise:

How do you test that?

by visiting him in his private office.

USarmy: The problem is not this guys, the problem should be how to convince the confused followers out of this mental captivity  

By what means are you going to use to convince them. because already a terrible means has been used on them. May God deliver them shia. Na poverty cause-am.

Myself2: Sign Fireman = Arrogant Fraudster

What the f[i]u[/i]ck was all that I healed him,I healed him,I healed him,I healed him,I healed him,I healed him

BTW,what decent person,not to talk of a supposed "pastor" would go by the name SIGN FIREMAN,he sure IS NO PASTOR

Hell Fire signman - mtchweeeeeeb

snapping of bad or good events and forwarding to contacts is a way of passing informations to people for them to beware. Because we're living in a dangerous world. And atimes such information makes us to be at alert, put fear in us and also makes us to realise that God has been so good to us that so many are dying in pains, it doesnt mean some of those pictures are being snapped for mocking or just to look at that person's unclothedness. Tho our media organizations usually blur the face of the victim before broadcasting. i believe the horrible pictures and news we receive everyday on our bb have really shaped most of our life styles. We seem to be more careful now a days compare to when we were living in darkness . No PhCN power supply to watch news on the tv, no money to buy news paper everyday and how many newspaper will you buy? and most of the information we used to get in those days were rumours. but now with your bb is life and direct and you can also extend it to your family members for viewing. i believe also with so much of snaping snaping we do now adays, some people with bad intention might be scared of carrying out their evil intentions, because they might feel someone could be somewhere trying to video or snap them.

ronkebp: The Bible says, as the heart thinketh so is he. If you have a good heart, good things would flow from it, hence the 10% women doing good to their daughter-inlaw. And if you have a bad heart nko?? bad things would freely flow. No one can hide from their characters.

ronkebp: The Bible says, as the heart thinketh so is he. If you have a good heart, good things would flow from it, hence the 10% women doing good to their daughter-inlaw. And if you have a bad heart nko?? bad things would freely flow. No one can hide from their characters.

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fakulty: When a guy says he loves you the first time you "mistakenly bumped" into each other..... he's lying.
For most guys, love takes time to grow and based on the girl in question.
When a guy constantly maintains eye contact with a girl, he's interested in the girl but probably didn't know how to approach her.
If the girl noticed this and finds him attractive, she should give him a lead or flash some "green light"

More to come

When a guy says he loves you the first time you "mistakenly bumped" into each other..... he's lying.

(NOT ALL THE GUYS) YOU CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE AT FIRST BEFORE ANY OTHER THING FOLLOWS

For most guys, love takes time to grow and based on the girl in question.
(THANK GOD YOU'VE MENTIONED HERE "FOR MOST GUYS, NOT ALL"

karlakassy: most mother in laws are nt exposed and experienced and some of dem are so wicked as wanting to choose their sons wives themselves so they can still ve control over their sons,but i ve seen such marriages crash.some mother in laws vowed that over their dead body for their son to marry outside their hometown,some of them are so archaic and old fashioned that they refuse to embrace the good things that comes their way in form of daughter in law.i dont think any wife will be bad to a woman that treats her like a mother,be it mother in law or otherwise.if some mothers have their way they will sleep with their sons,rubbish

i reason with you o my sister, its terrible.

Sparkle777: Most problems btw mil and dil are caused by the hubby or son in question. My hubby s fond of reportin me to both my pple and his. Currently,am not on speaking terms with my mil and some of his pple apart from his dad who is like the best thing in my marriage. So men,if you want ur marriage to succeed better learn to respect and be loyal to ur wife cos no one will if you don't.

im in your shoes lady, same is happening in my end o. Mine just decided to stop telling his mother things because he has noticed that the reaction of his mother toward his report is extremely terrible. The mother now decided to love his brothers wives and decided to hate me, My hubby is now feeling so bad that the mother doesnt love me. He's now trying to convince the mother that i have change for good, not realizing that he's the one that has stopped his sin that used to make us have misunderstanding.

I just believe is God that's has heard my prayers.

ATLgal:

I essentially agree with the OP ., Go back to your secondary school and request a refund on your comprehension classes, this is ridiculous.

my dear ATLgal its bowlfulls me o
i dont know why some people cant read and understand before responding.
As you rightly said, they need to go back to sec sch.

Nice family
i believe its for money not for rove
or her priority was just to marry a white man (young or old) and have white kids
But why them go wear that little boy, baby girl shoe?

ifyalways: You found such a thing and all you could do was come to nld?I know you know that i know you are lying.

Just so i wont appear as a party crasher if i saw in my husbands car,im going with it in hand to demand for an explanation and no matter how convincing or clear his reply might be,we're going for fresh HIV soon.I might let it cool for a week or so(depending on his reply) but we'dbe going for tests for sure.

100% agree with you
then if he refuses to go with her for a test, i believe refusal of going for a test should give her the clue of what's going on in her husband's body