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Fence and the trees

No be to talk the talk be the thing o, na to do the talk.
Nigerian airlines are just glorified molue bus stand.

Sunnybay7:
Family matters, Femi Adeshina where at thou

That loud mouthed buffoon has been off the radar for a while. Probably masturbating on the lies he will spew out not too long from now

Erickman:
DIARY OF A FAILED GOVERNMENT.

I want to rule, I will rule, let me rule,
Now! you're ruling...
See how you ruled.
Recession came,
Inflation came
Dollar rose
Petrol on high
Kerosene scarce
Food disappeared
Investors ran
Education sick
Politics flawed
Judiciary disarray
Governance in disputes
Foreign exchange grow wings
Agitations multiplied
Kidnapping increased
Killing ,abduction's on the rise
Banditry legalized
Boko haram reigning
Fulani herdsmen destroying farm lands,crops and properties
Investment dilapidated
Investors on the run
Political oppositions silenced
Nnamdi KANU ran for dear life
Sunday igboho on the run
Onions and tomatoes rusted instead of roasted.
Cows guided with ak47 while humans helpless
Cryptocurrency rejected
Twitter suspended
IPOB disbanded
Protesters demolished
Endsars killing debunked
Lekky protesters massacred
Privacy and data's recorded
Church affairs interrupted
Corronavirus infected
Snake swallowed
Rat chased
Doors and keys replaced
Hospitals not funded
Nigeria roads in jeopardy
Niger roads in jubilation
Divisions multiplied
Hatred increased
ESN formed
Amotekun formed
Unknown men appeared
Everything worried
Everyone complaining
Country going down
Economy decreasing
International community's watching
African union stranded
European union demanding
Guns and ammunition loading
Animals hungry
Human being angry
Tell me ! Are you not ruling ??

infact this is the brief summary of what the zombies on this forum keep forgetting.
Thanks for the gentle reminder, but you forgot to add: New ministry inaugurated.
Ministry of bandits welfare and support.
Headed by Gumi.

nameo:
You are doing Tinubu a great disservice by using his name, dude.

Whatever one accusses Tinubu of(and they are many), it can never be that he is dull. But you on the other hand.....

savage!!

900warriorz:
Anty Iyabo will not like this


Una say wahala be like wetin again?

wahala be like yoruba women wrapper, e no dey stay for waist

AK284:
What good have you ever done in this your God forsaken life, the last time I checked you a TiV man and TiV's had the greatest causalities under this evil Fulani dumb head president.
It's a pity that 30k can recalibrate your soul and common sense to keep worshipping you tormentor.
You have fallen into eternal abyss and nothing can actually bring back from this perdition even in your next life.

hmmmm. Very strong words indeed

Vlain:
To slap u dey hungry me. Food inflation is extremely high and I can only imagine how much it will cost in supermarkets in a city like Abuja. I live in Lagos and I went grocery shopping yesterday at the supermarket and I nearly cried after viewing my debit alert.Things are just too darn expensive and I expect worse in a city like Abuja. Tell ur bubu to focus on the economy and stop focusing all his energy on frivolities like Kanu and Twitter. He can start from the economy then move to insecurity.We would love to start seeing those herders beheaded by his authority one by one.boko boys too included.

very Apt. Abeg loud am

Cnach:
Sorry u are not wise enough to get the indirect message of the op. This news is not for u, upgrade ur shallow sense

hey!!!

Divoc19:
Location abeg

it should be zuba market.
Zuba plantain market.
That's where wholesalers and retailers go to buy from.

stunnert:
Can't blame people for shopping at places where they can get fresh and organic foods, fruits and vegetables.

Here's a free hint to all nairalanders : Reduce the no of times you eat meat, chicken, turkey to just once in a week, instead take more of fish, fruits and vegetables. You'll live longer and have a stronger immune system

the cost of fish is something else.1 kwashiorkor looking tutus fish is now 800 naira. How many pieces will someone cut it, and besides how many households can buy 1 fish for 800 naira?

Someone7:
Orange market Mararaba Nasarawa State. That's where you'll find out everything foodstuff in Abuja is a scam

how? Please explain

ictjobber:
You sound alot like one of El rufai's son
..

take a look at that person's moniker very well. The meaning of his moniker is:Kill Mazi Nnamdi kanu now.
He is just a pathetic "hisbarian"

Iceyjayz:
If people like you taste power, you go even corrupt pass Buhari

na you sabi. Its your opinion and it doesn't mean its right ok?

Give all the criminal politicians that have brought this country to a standstill instant boarding pass to....



The great beyond

InfernoNig:
Host a compulsory national conference of all leaders and stakeholders, and kill them.

chai!!! People dey read people mind o

My anger with this man and Lauretta onochie is that they have never condemned the herdsmen or bandits
causing so much havoc in Nigeria. Not for once..
Isn't that double standard?
Is Nnamdi kanu worst than shekau or even the bandits that kill, rape, pillage and cause so much atrocities in Nigeria.
What happened to our intelligence when it comes to bandits and killer herdsmen.
Please i am not a fan or follower of Nnamdi kanu, but let us be fair in our judgement

I don't know whether to believe what this man said or not. But one thing i know is that someday APC will end, Buhari will either retire or die as is inevitable for every human being.i am not a fan or follower of kanu, but this man has proven that he is lousy.
What else can one call this his tirade, if not clout chasing?
But posterity will judge people like this igbokwe man who have traded their souls and consciences for cleaning gutters in lagos

CharleyBright:
The North and Terrorism are like 5 and 6. They breed children everywhere who have no future other than Terrorism as occupation.
The seed they sow will be ready and there for them to reap.

After vacating Aso Villa,
IBB went back to Minna.
Abdulsalami went back to Minna.
OBJ went back to Otta
GEJ went back to Otueke.

Buhari will definitely go back to Katrina ( if not Sudan).
Last time I checked, Bandits and Boko Haram are running show in Katsina. His Bandit boys will be waiting for him to come back and pay his dues.

i wish so too.
He must reap the rewards of his wickedness

I keep wondering if it is not the same market that we sane Nigerians and those useless Bmc and zombies on nairaland go to.
Is it that they are suffering and smiling too, or they dine with Buhari in Aso rock.?
I ask because even the 30k they are paid cannot buy any thing reasonable in the markets

obiekunie01:
PANTAMI LEFT THE GROUP CHAT. . .

Lai Mohammed is trying to make up his mind: to leave or not to leave

The Ataga's family is making this statement rather late.
The kind of conspiracy theories I have been reading concerning this case on WhatsApp group chat is enough to wake the dead man and force him to tell his own side if the story.
I don't know where the conspiracy theorists get their information from. And all of a sudden everybody don turn journalist for chidinma matter

andrewtosin:
Ofe mmanu

proudly ofe mmanu dot. Com

[quote author=xcuggsm post=103141900][b]Why nah! Do you want to go to HELL FIRE⁉️
Haven't you heard that one Daddy man of God has proclaimed that "anybody that does not eat RICE on Sunday will not make Heaven"?
.
The current BEAN and EBA & OKRO SOUP you eat on Sundays make you a sure candidate for Hellfire! PLEASE REPENT NOW FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND
Hian!! Who be this one biko?
You and that your pastor that is worshipping rice every Sunday need serious repentance

Jonah507:
If you visit me na enjoyment go kill you ooo bcoz beans na my fav

give us beans 3 times a day, with bread, plantain, pap, custard, garri etc, 5 days in a week. Abeg beans na d koko.
With plenty fresh palm oil .

It used to be a tradition in ny house too. But of recent we eat beans
For today sha, we just hammer eba and okro soup as we came back from church..
After that, na beans later on
We can go for a week without eating rice in my house now, we no go even notice am.
But beans is bae with any combination

boom99:
No it's not. You, just have a good idea. Start up will come. It's all about mindset

i have smart ideas, but the capital isn't coming. What ideas can you offer us on acquiring capital.
Banks and loan sharks are out of it.
Banks will ask for the land someone's forefathers inherited sef

daviesmania:
coward of the county

respect to kenny Rogers

NgHotGirls:
*One of the most prudent things you should do for yourself in Nigeria today is keeping out of trouble. One of the worst things that can happen to a person is to be sent to jail in Nigeria.*

*Jail in Nigeria is halfway house to hell. Maryam Sanda will probably never be executed, most Governor's do not sign the death warrant anymore. Orji Kalu Uzor will probably never serve full-time.*


*But still Nigerian prisons are like Nazi concentration camps. The food is calamitous, healthcare is none existent.*

*I have seen a prisoner holding his eye ball in his hand, it was still attached to his eye socket by a tendril. Someone used a spoon to scoop out his eye ball in a fight. The nurse was off duty. Nobody cared, he died.*

*I had a client once who was remanded in prison. He was HIV positive and did not tell me. Maybe that would have been further grounds for bail. He could not take his drugs and he relapsed. Before I could try to get him out it was too late, he died.*

*The food given to prisoners is not fit for human consumption, even animals should not be made to eat such rubbish. Meanwhile, huge sums of money has been budgeted for feeding prisoners.*

*Avoid trouble, infact, flee from trouble. Anything that will involve police charging you to court is trouble. If you can kill a matter in the police station, by all means do it. Stop shouting,*

*"I know my right!"*

*This is Nigeria. Your right and left can change anytime.*

*Police will definitely ask for big money, if you have it and you suspect your case is not very solid kill the matter there. Even if you think you have a good case, this is Nigeria.*

*If your lawyer is shouting,*

*"we will meet in court!" in Police station tell him to calm down.*

*It is your case, not his. The use of "we," is merely figurative. He will not stand in the accused box with you.*

*Remember, it is not what you know that matters in court, it is what you can prove. Besides, this is Nigeria. Ihedioha can testify.*

*I was attacked once by a pedestrian in Lagos. The car I was inside brushed him slightly. I was not the one driving. I just told him to be more careful.*

*That is how the guy attacked me. He threw 4 punches, I blocked two and dodged two.*

*I had the opportunity to counter punch but I did not. I am not Anthony Joshua. A police man eventually stopped him. I quickly removed myself from the scene.*

*I was happy enough I was not going home with a broken jaw, neither was I being charged for assault. Sometimes it is better to let some things go.*

*I do not mean that you should turn to everyone's foot mat, but if you are going to take up an issue, ensure you are blameless, or almost blameless.*

*Avoid wahala. If people are beating up a thief do not join, or even stand and watch, even if it is your property that was stolen.*

*If someone hits your car don't start fighting because of that.*

*Do not lend people money. It hardly ends well.*

*Do not surety people you don't absolutely trust.*

*Avoid too much night movement, and partying and clubbing.*

*Avoid people who cannot control their alcohol, they always start brawls.*

*Realize that a bad situation can always get worse, or better, depending on how you handle it.*

*Avoid people who talk too much.*

*Be wary with your speech. Do not talk about people behind their backs.*

*Always assume that someone is recording your speech and videoing your actions.*

*Even if someone comes with negative gossip about another person, do not say anything. If you talk, it is what you said that will somehow find its way to the person's ear.*

*Stop saying things like,*

*" Do you know who I am?"*

*"I no dey fear anybody!"*

*"My yes is my yes and my no is my no!"*

*Finally, remember to keep your anger and ego in check, the world does not revolve around you, it revolves around the sun �.*
Please be guided in 2021
God will surprise us with His goodness. Thank you
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nice one

So this small girl is trying to position herself as wife number 5?. Her mother will not advise her now.
With ffk, it always ends in premium tears.

Arrewa:
The igbos started tribalism in Nigeria by killing sardauna of sokoto, Ahmdu Bello, Abubakar Tafawa Belewa and other northern leaders!!

the Igbos had good relations with the North & as such the Igbos had more appointments in government from Southern Nigeria.

The same Igbos launched a coup d’état that not only removed Tafa Balewa but killed him as well. The Igbos never complained of marginalization under Tafa Balewa.

Their son (Nnamdi Azikiwe) refused the right to include the secession clause that Awolowo had proposed. In his words ‘WE ARE ONE NIGERIA’. Ahmadu Bello even proposed to include Awo’s secession but Nnamdi Azikiwe refused.

Nnamdi Azikiwe knew that about Major General Aguyi Ironsi’s coup beforehand and ran away. The same Major General Aguyi Ironsi scraped the Regional system that Nigeria had practiced & replaced it with a Unitary system.

All efforts to make him return it back to the regional system fell on deaf ears.
Before the declaration of Biafra, Major Adaka Boro had declared the Niger Delta Republic (so you see the word Niger Delta is not a Fulani or Obasanjo construct) & fought the federal forces in a 12 day war.

Guess who gave the order to capture Adaka Boro & who was tasked with capturing him? Major General Aguyi Ironsi gave the order for the capture of Major General Aguyi Ironsi & Colonel Ojukwu was sent to capture Adaka Boro. Ojukwu paraded Adaka Boro naked in the streets of Yenagoa but the same useless Okukwu included Niger Delta in his Biafran map without even consulting with Adaka Boro or any of his people. The same Ojukwu invaded Edo & Delta despite both states not being part of the of Biafra!!

Igbos are worse than anything they criticize!!

Why is it only Igbos who must view their success as an exponent of dominance over others?

That is Igbos for you. They want the right to offend others while refusing to accept the consequences of their offensive ways.

This is why they are currently political outcasts with no major Party willing to support their ambition to lead Nigeria.

Just of recent... They're asking other region to protect igbos...

But they enjoy attacking and killing northners on daily basis!!

You people are just going to pay!!!!

come, na igbo man be Adewunmi ex man o war leader that is criticising Buhari. Besides it is buhari's character as an individual he is condemning and not the entire north..why this hatred eh!