₦airaland Forum

Oyibo say na Bodmas we go use dey solve mathematics

khilardz:
I can supply you fufu powder to start selling in your state, there is no strong competition yet so it's lucrative. 100k can get you over 60 basket plus transportation and you can be making over 50k from each transaction.

i may be interested. Your contact please

addexx:
When u get to the venue and start seeing people in groups and a speaker in each group like Sunday school. Just reverse.

If you decide to join the Sunday school and you start hearing ' dangote and bill Gates and Mark nsukabread did not work for anybody' -being said by someone that looks like his life remain one bar . my brother that's your divine cue to fly.

lol at mark nsukabread

To the idiots supporting this government with their lives, even when we all go to the same markets and ply the same roads they claim to fix, let zombeism be your portion and that of your generation yet unborn.
To think that one of them above is pointing at the non existent infrastructures that this mumu government is putting in place and also making reference to pdp is appalling.
I don't exonerate pdp, but what apc gas done in 6 years is worst than what pdp did in 16 years
Wait o!!! They are all the same jare. Cross carpeting political prostitutes

fitzmayowa:
Yes our darling daddy has spoken he can't afford to disappointed us.

Infact you have done well so far with the giant stride you're taking in protecting us, it is good to note your achievements daddy for the past 8 years when it comes to securing Nigeria, the giant stride in securing Nigeria includes

1. BH/ISWAP now have a governor in Borno State

2. Fulani herdsmen turning most villages and communities in benue to ghost town

3. Seceeding over 20 LGA's to bandits across Nigeria

4. Ensuring that the level of illiteracy in the North increases when most schools in that region are beginning to shutdown because of continuous attacks by "people doing their business"

5. Kidnappers now conduct their business uninterrupted

6. Paying ransom to bandits with oil money rather than send them to their early grave

7. Nigerians are now refuges in Benin Republic

8. Ensuring the lives of cows is sacred than that of human being

9. Sacrificing the lives of soldiers by equipping them with outdated weapons

10. Ensuring we have food security by allowing farmers to get attacked on their farms or in most cases Ensuring they don't farm at all since their safety can't be guaranteed

11. Ensuring Nigeria is slightly safer than Somalia, Iraq and Afghanistan.


Dear darling daddy, you have not disappointed us, don't mind all these children of hate and anger that are always complaining and wailing.....

abeg Nigeria is not safer than Afghanistan or Somalia in anyway.
And besides i wonder that his useless supporters will not allow this your apt analysis of this useless government to sink into their dehydrated brains

Some bad people with bad mind will be passing by aso rock and be eyeing the.........




Fence and the trees

No be to talk the talk be the thing o, na to do the talk.
Nigerian airlines are just glorified molue bus stand.

Sunnybay7:
Family matters, Femi Adeshina where at thou

That loud mouthed buffoon has been off the radar for a while. Probably masturbating on the lies he will spew out not too long from now

Erickman:
DIARY OF A FAILED GOVERNMENT.

I want to rule, I will rule, let me rule,
Now! you're ruling...
See how you ruled.
Recession came,
Inflation came
Dollar rose
Petrol on high
Kerosene scarce
Food disappeared
Investors ran
Education sick
Politics flawed
Judiciary disarray
Governance in disputes
Foreign exchange grow wings
Agitations multiplied
Kidnapping increased
Killing ,abduction's on the rise
Banditry legalized
Boko haram reigning
Fulani herdsmen destroying farm lands,crops and properties
Investment dilapidated
Investors on the run
Political oppositions silenced
Nnamdi KANU ran for dear life
Sunday igboho on the run
Onions and tomatoes rusted instead of roasted.
Cows guided with ak47 while humans helpless
Cryptocurrency rejected
Twitter suspended
IPOB disbanded
Protesters demolished
Endsars killing debunked
Lekky protesters massacred
Privacy and data's recorded
Church affairs interrupted
Corronavirus infected
Snake swallowed
Rat chased
Doors and keys replaced
Hospitals not funded
Nigeria roads in jeopardy
Niger roads in jubilation
Divisions multiplied
Hatred increased
ESN formed
Amotekun formed
Unknown men appeared
Everything worried
Everyone complaining
Country going down
Economy decreasing
International community's watching
African union stranded
European union demanding
Guns and ammunition loading
Animals hungry
Human being angry
Tell me ! Are you not ruling ??

infact this is the brief summary of what the zombies on this forum keep forgetting.
Thanks for the gentle reminder, but you forgot to add: New ministry inaugurated.
Ministry of bandits welfare and support.
Headed by Gumi.

nameo:
You are doing Tinubu a great disservice by using his name, dude.

Whatever one accusses Tinubu of(and they are many), it can never be that he is dull. But you on the other hand.....

savage!!

900warriorz:
Anty Iyabo will not like this


Una say wahala be like wetin again?

wahala be like yoruba women wrapper, e no dey stay for waist

AK284:
What good have you ever done in this your God forsaken life, the last time I checked you a TiV man and TiV's had the greatest causalities under this evil Fulani dumb head president.
It's a pity that 30k can recalibrate your soul and common sense to keep worshipping you tormentor.
You have fallen into eternal abyss and nothing can actually bring back from this perdition even in your next life.

hmmmm. Very strong words indeed

Vlain:
To slap u dey hungry me. Food inflation is extremely high and I can only imagine how much it will cost in supermarkets in a city like Abuja. I live in Lagos and I went grocery shopping yesterday at the supermarket and I nearly cried after viewing my debit alert.Things are just too darn expensive and I expect worse in a city like Abuja. Tell ur bubu to focus on the economy and stop focusing all his energy on frivolities like Kanu and Twitter. He can start from the economy then move to insecurity.We would love to start seeing those herders beheaded by his authority one by one.boko boys too included.

very Apt. Abeg loud am

Cnach:
Sorry u are not wise enough to get the indirect message of the op. This news is not for u, upgrade ur shallow sense

hey!!!

Divoc19:
Location abeg

it should be zuba market.
Zuba plantain market.
That's where wholesalers and retailers go to buy from.

stunnert:
Can't blame people for shopping at places where they can get fresh and organic foods, fruits and vegetables.

Here's a free hint to all nairalanders : Reduce the no of times you eat meat, chicken, turkey to just once in a week, instead take more of fish, fruits and vegetables. You'll live longer and have a stronger immune system

the cost of fish is something else.1 kwashiorkor looking tutus fish is now 800 naira. How many pieces will someone cut it, and besides how many households can buy 1 fish for 800 naira?

Someone7:
Orange market Mararaba Nasarawa State. That's where you'll find out everything foodstuff in Abuja is a scam

how? Please explain

ictjobber:
You sound alot like one of El rufai's son
..

take a look at that person's moniker very well. The meaning of his moniker is:Kill Mazi Nnamdi kanu now.
He is just a pathetic "hisbarian"

Iceyjayz:
If people like you taste power, you go even corrupt pass Buhari

na you sabi. Its your opinion and it doesn't mean its right ok?

Give all the criminal politicians that have brought this country to a standstill instant boarding pass to....



The great beyond

InfernoNig:
Host a compulsory national conference of all leaders and stakeholders, and kill them.

chai!!! People dey read people mind o

My anger with this man and Lauretta onochie is that they have never condemned the herdsmen or bandits
causing so much havoc in Nigeria. Not for once..
Isn't that double standard?
Is Nnamdi kanu worst than shekau or even the bandits that kill, rape, pillage and cause so much atrocities in Nigeria.
What happened to our intelligence when it comes to bandits and killer herdsmen.
Please i am not a fan or follower of Nnamdi kanu, but let us be fair in our judgement

I don't know whether to believe what this man said or not. But one thing i know is that someday APC will end, Buhari will either retire or die as is inevitable for every human being.i am not a fan or follower of kanu, but this man has proven that he is lousy.
What else can one call this his tirade, if not clout chasing?
But posterity will judge people like this igbokwe man who have traded their souls and consciences for cleaning gutters in lagos

CharleyBright:
The North and Terrorism are like 5 and 6. They breed children everywhere who have no future other than Terrorism as occupation.
The seed they sow will be ready and there for them to reap.

After vacating Aso Villa,
IBB went back to Minna.
Abdulsalami went back to Minna.
OBJ went back to Otta
GEJ went back to Otueke.

Buhari will definitely go back to Katrina ( if not Sudan).
Last time I checked, Bandits and Boko Haram are running show in Katsina. His Bandit boys will be waiting for him to come back and pay his dues.

i wish so too.
He must reap the rewards of his wickedness

I keep wondering if it is not the same market that we sane Nigerians and those useless Bmc and zombies on nairaland go to.
Is it that they are suffering and smiling too, or they dine with Buhari in Aso rock.?
I ask because even the 30k they are paid cannot buy any thing reasonable in the markets

obiekunie01:
PANTAMI LEFT THE GROUP CHAT. . .

Lai Mohammed is trying to make up his mind: to leave or not to leave

The Ataga's family is making this statement rather late.
The kind of conspiracy theories I have been reading concerning this case on WhatsApp group chat is enough to wake the dead man and force him to tell his own side if the story.
I don't know where the conspiracy theorists get their information from. And all of a sudden everybody don turn journalist for chidinma matter

andrewtosin:
Ofe mmanu

proudly ofe mmanu dot. Com

[quote author=xcuggsm post=103141900][b]Why nah! Do you want to go to HELL FIRE⁉️
Haven't you heard that one Daddy man of God has proclaimed that "anybody that does not eat RICE on Sunday will not make Heaven"?
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The current BEAN and EBA & OKRO SOUP you eat on Sundays make you a sure candidate for Hellfire! PLEASE REPENT NOW FOR THE KINGDOM OF GOD IS AT HAND
Hian!! Who be this one biko?
You and that your pastor that is worshipping rice every Sunday need serious repentance

Jonah507:
If you visit me na enjoyment go kill you ooo bcoz beans na my fav

give us beans 3 times a day, with bread, plantain, pap, custard, garri etc, 5 days in a week. Abeg beans na d koko.
With plenty fresh palm oil .

It used to be a tradition in ny house too. But of recent we eat beans
For today sha, we just hammer eba and okro soup as we came back from church..
After that, na beans later on
We can go for a week without eating rice in my house now, we no go even notice am.
But beans is bae with any combination