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OBALOLA55:
DID YOU SEE THE SCREENSHOT I POSTED

posted where?

OBALOLA55:
RIGHTEOUSNESS2 RESPECT YOURSELF HERE O, ABI TIME NEVER REACH TO VISIT ROMANCE SECTION

Obalola55, no be righteousness na!
So because blood of Jesus dey there , you mistake mummy four for "pastor Righteousness"

I Had A Dream, FFK Was Calling Me To Come & I Kept Shouting "Blood Of Jesus" Till I Woke Up - Deji Adeyanju.

The activist said he had a dream and Femi Dani kayode was calling him and he kept on shouting "blood of Jesus" until he woke up
As we all know FFK that had been an ardent supporter of PDP who kept on baring his fangs at anything APC recently defected to APC.
It's on record that he has since been seen going from one Apc chieftain's home to another for dinners and lunches which he has always brought to the public domain.
Deji Adeyanju has criticised ffk 's defection ,but had also made it known that it didn't come as a shock to him .
He has come out to say that FFK was calling out to him in the dream and he trusted in the "blood of Jesus"to sever any kind of relationship that FFK may want with him

What do you make out of Adeyanju's dreams and state of mind at this point?

Lagosfinder:
There is serious plot to set South East on fire

2 weeks after the United Nations stated that the south eastern part of Nigeria was the most peaceful region in Nigeria, this carnage started.
I expected it.
And all we hear is unknown gun men .The Wicked plan of this govt is to set the east on fire..they know what they are doing.
But in due time, God will expose the real perpetrators

ahnie:
Hahahaha the herdsman part got me on all fours.

No be lie I talk naah!!
I advise people writing jamb nowadays to choose their courses wisely especially if they are going to be stuck in this country

ahnie:
Some weeks ago I saw a zoologist riding Keke.
Can you beat that?

who reads zoology in this country nowadays?
In other countries it is appreciated, but in Nigeria, you won't even get a job as a herdman after graduating from university with 1st class in that course

Aganju849:
Na Aboki

Born/Die Throway

Aganju, is you moniker related to Aganju Aka pry school, Afromedia

KarinaLove:
Finally. My first comment on Nairaland after 5 years as a guest.

Kindly welcome me here.

I'm a new member but not new to Nairaland

How do you mention?

I see that here all the time.

click quote.

PointZerom:
We don't expect much from the offspring of a lunatic.

it's even an insult to the kingdom of lunatics. Because that person would not even be relevant in any way, even amongst the worst lunatics

stabilizer:
At this point in time, it's not bad to say Hausas are wiser and smarter that the stupid igbos.

I just don't understand why killing your own people and some set of miscreants still support them. Nigeria needs to break up because of IGBOS. They are animals

Are you really typing this because you are daft, or you just need some seconds of attention.
Okay, so I have volunteered to give you the attention you are crying for.
So I need to tell you this : grow up kid.
Stop toying with your parents smart phone..
Go and read your books.
Or better still take a nap.
When you wake up, I should believe that you would realise that this tribalistic rantings of yours is not only stale, but stupid.
Bye

Bros, it's not normal.
You really need help.

Wiseandtrue:
Na so pope take warn Abacha, him dey form!
We all watched the film till the end!

That film go happen again o.
I can't wait to watch the season 2.

Some idiots will say the pope is a PDP member or Maybe a spokesman for ipob.
I am waiting for them to come......

flyinnizam:
that is why its not on food section

food section or not, it's like you don't know that every animal is an endangered specie in the hands of hungry Nigerians.
From monkeys to snakes, whales, dolphins, lizards, alligators. Anything at all.
I hope they will allow that chimpanzee go

Please I use my ancestors beg you, don't eat it.
Pleeeeaaasssseee

RoyalBoutique:
Before ShopRite.

I'll get the address tomorrow.

I dey wait o
But na real full chicken?.
There are chicken �� and other chicken o? If you know, you know

RoyalBoutique:
Haba, the gain too much na.

For Abuja, Area 11, roasted chicken na N1,500

the same Abuja wey I dey?
Full chicken or one wing or one lap?
Which one be the 1500?
Abeg if na full chicken, hope say no be vulture pikin or pidgeon.
But if you sure say na real full chicken, oya give me the address.
Where for area 11 abeg?

Yungmil:
This is an arbismal bismal bismal, colossal colossus collosity, that can be borogolised in an obnoxious and infanterious or baroscopics oligosity.

Let me also say that the propensity of the proposition and deposition of the comment cannot be engovonating or corwasialised in harmonious pendulum.

Kai what am I even saying


Hunger bad ooo chai i never eat since yesterday my eyes dey turn.

Abeg nairaland be this abi na facebook?

Na Twitter

bmdmix11:
seriously

I just supply you answer from my mind, you dey say seriously .
No be you want to know the candidate.
Okay mummy four is the candidate.

Villagemeat:
I wish it was

Aso rock landlord,?

bmdmix11:
Who is accord party candidate self

Dino Melaye

Candoit:
Same set of people that preferred killing Jesus than the theif

in this case, who be thief and who be Jesus?

Bolaji26:
.

I was among.


I didn't cheat or involve in malpractice but i was accused, charged and dismissed.


I am a son of nobody but God knows the best cus he is the only evidence i have.


My offense was that my sister called me that my mom fainted and her left leg and left hand paralyzed.


I asked for permission in school just to go see her since she only have me and her sister but i was denied the permission.


My mind was not at peace knowing the way my younger sister was crying on phone and she has no one to stay with her.


I left without the permission and was close arrest after a week of being abs in sch.

I was charged for awol and was surprised to see the outcome as dismissed.

I have accepted my faith



.
I look forward to seeing myself in a better place again.




Please pray for my mom, don't want to loose school and my mum.


She still can't take her left leg

this is really pathetic.
So sorry about that.
Take heart. It's well.
God will reward your efforts with something greater and better.
You are a good person.
I can imagine the dilemma you would have been going through regarding going to visit your mum because of her health challenges..
The blessings of a mother upon her child is worth more than gold.
Be consoled in the lord
You will certainly go very far in life.
Don't loose the faith.

I know someone that says he prefers Satan to Buhari.
he said that if he is to choose between killing Satan and Buhari, he will kill Buhari first and tell Satan that he has killed his mentor

Duza6649:
This is the message I got this morning from, abeg na scam.
You were selected to be part of the BATCH B of the ABUJA EMPOWERMENT SUMMIT

Sat 25th Sept 2021
1:00pm sharp
Savannah Suites Queens Hall Area 3 (Banking Area), Abuja

Code:RA1796
Enquires: 07054344915
Consultant Festus

CONGRATULATIONS

such bogus invitations are usually strategies for you to attend and be brainwashed and motivated to be a network marketer.
And with these days of kidnapping and killings, I advise you to be very careful.
Did you even apply for such in the first place?.
If no, then bros just be careful..e fit be them
Meanwhile call the number there
If they don't tell you straight up what it is all about, but begin to beat about the bush by telling you to come first, just stay for your house.
I come in piece o.
And we shall never leave in pieces

Na wetin dey happen today ooooo?
From Tonto to Jane mena and then to precious.
800 million naira?
Inukwa!
Aunty precious lawyers are just deceiving her..
And with this one that FFK has ported to APC, this case might just be dead in arrival.
I suspect FFK would end up going to the IG and judge of the high court houses for for dinner next week.
Make we dey watch
I was wondering what it would have been like if FFK had ever had a relationship with Aunty Tonto, since he likes yellow paw paw women.
Hmmmmm.
Like say them two jam, come quarrel eh!!!!

Ogini? .

DropsMic:
Parents can always kick against it in PTA meetups

exactly! But some will not want to,so as not to be regarded as being poor and the others that can afford it will just go ahead and buy even for the next session without even complaining. While others are complaining, they are even paying ahead for the next session. So when there's no coperation or unity of purpose amongst parents, tbe issue of raising objections at the PTA meeting will not yield any tangible result

LaSenior:
abeg leave me oooo na person wey get strength dey bash person

The man videoing the incidence was saying hairline hairline
Na only hairline hairline I dey hear for the video

And you sef come continue from where him stop?

LaSenior:


What a ridiculous Hairline

This hairline needs to be suspended

I remember my flight with Turkish airlines this was a 7hours flight from Abuja to Istanbul aboard a little Boeing 737-800 this aircraft was loaded to brim people plenty everywhere was stuffy like 30mins into the flight I started choking I can't breathe anymore I have to press the green botton and immediately the flight attendant came I couldn't talk anymore but my eyes were open they quickly automated an oxygen mask placed in on me till my breathe normalised it was a hurrible experience ever since then I stopped flying Turkish airlines and choose Qatar airways because the fly more bigger Aircraft to Nigeria than Turkish airline

Imagine if I was in this kind of hairline no be die I go die las las

Flying domestic airlines in Nigeria is a no no for me I no go try am

My last domestic experience was flying Pegasus airlines from Cyprus to Turkey it was nice at all

Some domestic airlines are flying coffins

Are you a Yoruba person?
Confused at hairline..
You write as you speak
No vex o, no bash me.
I never chop since yesterday

I just dey look that picture of airport tower with one eye.
Airport tower with that kind sand and 2 tanks of water with 2 men acting as manual labourers.
No kind of sophisticated equipments around to build the airport.
Okay o. Let me come and be going o