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Abfinest007:
Start making advance at her twin sister she will run away herself





Lollest lol sense nor go kee me

Funny enough, this is the only Logic way if other ways fail.

If not OP life span is reducing now.

SmartPolician:
I cannot even stand a girl who cannot read and write. What are we going to be discussing exactly?

With such girls, you will always live in shame whenever you are having discussions with your friends and your wife decides to show her ignorance

The worst is the type that is stiff...Not willing to be flexible and learn..

Whoever you choose must operate in the same frequency with you.

obinna58:
As a farmer I consider this as crap

Sayed and agrited aren't same at all, Sayed grows faster than agrited from week 1-5 but agrited surpasses them in the 6-7week.
Agrited grows magically, week 3-4 you'd wondering if they're even growing enough but week 5-7 you'll see magic growth as long as there's constant feeding.


The last set of Sayed I did had genetics problem, fatty liver. Still building experiences though but imagine out of 200birds about 15 specifically male birds died off on the fourth week due to fatty liver, I don dey fear them.

Crap ke?

You probably got mixed birds by hanky-panky agents.

Too many adulteration of Agrited broilers.

Sayed and Agrited have the same parent stock for broiler breeds.

Oshin56:
Which of this 4 chicks that don't normally have much feather at 4weeks

Abor Acres.

inoki247:
You sure say no be Glo customer care call you cause the signal from where the call came from no clear

Marriage starts before and after the wedding ceremony..

Challenges must come.

taylor88:
If you’re a boy who’s still in his 20’s Abeg just impregnate like 4 women and hand over your kids to your parents

If the mother no gree release the child leave him/her with the mom and still pay him/her bills when e grow e go ask for him father


Just hustle hard to take care of their bills



Marriage is trash


Only focus on Olosho and friends with benefit


I gave up on relationship after fvcking so many guys serious girlfriends and fiancé

That’s when I knew relationships and marriages in Nigeria are useless

Oga adviser.

pocohantas:
This top/dress no be here o.

Total unnecessary display of bosoms.
But what do I know?

Packaging for second journey...

Maybe na baby girl dem go born this time around.

mariahAngel:
Why smh?
O wu maka na I ma si I ga a hurila'm nga?


You don't like plantains, or you don't know how to fry them?

First, yes

Second, I wuola plantain babe.

Lastly, plantain wu one thing I give away at the farm.

I like roasted more than nke oto biribiri.. hope you understand the Igbo m suru nga?

Finally, I don't know how to fry.. you go teach me na.
My own frying be like one burnt plantain wey poco's relative fry for her house one certain year like that.. she use am do profile pics sef..smh
That lady though.

He said he is Ye..

Who is calling him kanye west.

Cerebellum:

Lol.
We still have ladies who dress well till date..Even more beautiful than one can Imagine.

mariahAngel:
Wow! It's cheap.
Even if it's one tie for N600, I'd still consider it cheap.

Smh..

I can't relate

Last m zuru plantain wu 2016.

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mariahAngel:
Mmmm... it's true shaa.

Exactly.

2years ago, I saw a pre wedding pics with the usual a Nairalander pre wedding pics topic.

When I opened the the topic, behold my coursemate oge and her husband..

Ike agwu m.

I still raised the discussion in class grp na WhatsApp.
The world is now a global village.

It shouldn't stop us from expressing our selves online and offline as human.

mariahAngel:
How come you don't her handle?
You didn't ask her or you didn't know she's a nairalander?

She comes here as a guest..

When I knew, she created, but claimed she lost password.

It is rare to meet a lady or a guy who doesn't know nairaland exists in my Opinion.

What do you think?

mariahAngel:
Can you live there?

With love of my life and minus Insecurity, I can live there.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahaha
Na wah o!

For her not to bring it up back then, it means she was keeping track on you.
Don't you know her moniker?

She's probably still stalking you.

Eshi m matara eeh, Ike gwuru m.

Anyi nwe issue, she will be like baby I don't really know you.

Ya na stalk, nke ahu ga gbasara ya o..I don't know her handle..She is very good with use of internet.

mariahAngel:
People assume everything is cheap up north.
I strongly doubt that is the case.

It is...Ego adihu ebe ahu..

Ubiam! In excess. South is the money spinner region.

mariahAngel:
Don't mind these people jare.
Always trying so hard to sell the north to us.
Some foods are cheaper over there, yes, but definitely not all foods.

Most brands, make special packaged products that is cheaper with lesser ingredients and sell to the North.

Some biscuits we eat in South, taste entirely different from that sold in the North...

Again bond with Sugary foods..More sugars added to their products as well.

Agro produce are the cheapest things over there.

Any other thing is as high as..But, you must give them kudos for honesty, easy trust, and ensuring things flow orderly.

Unlike here in South..Aka azu, and my people my people plust i ma mmadu.

mariahAngel:
Chocolate iru.

mariahAngel:
It's in the personality.

I'm sure a lot of people did.




It's in my personality. I can't help it, even if I try.
Hehehehehehe

Even back then, she already was.
Her husband used to flirt with her occasionally on that thread, but only a few knew it was her husband. How sweet.
She's also a sweet soul.

Lol..sure na.
For a reason, some will like to know what others look like, what their voice sound like. Since we have Incognito presence here.

O kwa ya? Especially the mommy mommy part of you..
Some wey older people might be feeling baby baby around you

Reminds me of a story momsy told me..One elderly woman kporo ya mommy, ya a zaa o, ofu nwaanyi was like, chere o, so this mama called you mommy you answered . My mom asi ya before nko, o wu ya wuhu mommy ya ..Everyone bursted into laughter.


Wow! For real? A lot of guys here used to admire her then.
Oooh! Unu ma cha sef.Na una get here na.

No doubt, na sweet soul..Hardly get into a fight.

Many have lost interest in being active here since we entered post Covid era.

For long, I never knew the lady I was dating then, visits here..Especially thread nri..Until one day, I brought up a discussion she was flowing fine, ike a gwu m
She knows my handle. And I am sure she checked all my posts. Smh

I knew I was no longer safe that year.

Even ma ugbu a o wu ex, though married..O nwere ike na stalk

Ufodu nwere time...One shouldn't let past change who he/she is, except adjustments on some bad behaviours for good.

mariahAngel:
Onye wu onye asiri ahu laikiri komenti gi a?
O wu ihe ahu na a gwo'm ike nga. Hahahahaha

@bolded, e kwuola'm ya si munzy ga a raputa'm otu eshi. Onye aghirigha di ka gi.

So, as he was staring at the lady, gi e were anya chii ya n'ahu, o kwa ya?

Ndi followers juru ebe a

onwe hu ihe na eme..

Yes na, I know the lady..And I know she was intentional that day, The girl mara nma nwaanyi, to pu kwanu..Nwe kwaa ihe ndi o kwesiri inwe..

But, I needed to see the man's reaction to that. And I did..

mariahAngel:
I so ahu oyi would even be the last thing on your mind, because at that stage, she'd be so delicate, that wouldn't even cross your mind.


Hahahahahaha
Gi ehn!

Me that will be busy arranging for aju Mbaise eji esiri nwaanyi mmiri oku Ji..

Na ihe ndi ozo, ya wuru sex ga ano m na obi at 2weeks

mariahAngel:
Yeah. You remembered.
You're like one of those silent observers that knows everything that goes on. Hahahahahaha

Back then, I was very unfamiliar with a lot of monikers, yet I was all over the place.
Na wah!
She commented quite recently, but it seems she's lost interest.

I don't know how she did it.
When I do, I will.

I pay attention to details.

I even listened to that VN that day. Curious me

O si all over the place you were quite popular..My imagination of you, wu a mother of two then.

She used to be everywhere then..Ka oluo la Di..

mariahAngel:
With the way they dealt with him, I'm sure ya huzi nwunye ya, he'll avoid her.
Nonsense!



Mpa gi sef.

I doubt..onye a choro 5th child


Mpa m ma nu what's up
He made that statement after my mom told him about the little relative asi ji nwaanyi

Ufodu umu nwaanyi kwanu Ike gwuru.

mariahAngel:
With the way they dealt with him, I'm sure ya huzi nwunye ya, he'll avoid her.
Nonsense!

Lol.

2weeks di too close..ya wuru m, o ga aso m oyi sef.

Ya shiwe ike, ewere aka wepu ya tension na ahu ya..

mariahAngel:
There was a friend who did that and sent to me here one time.
She's based in the UK, and I asked her if she could speak Yoruba, then she spoke some few words in Yoruba and sent to me.
From the food thread.



Yes, mana a chohu'm I kwu okwu gbasara ya.

Iba kayee
It's been a while..hope she is good?

Menu ya, gi a mentionuo m na thread nwuru anwu..I am curious

Is ok..

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
To think I defended him when they were insulting him the other day, not knowing that na o nwehu ihe o ma. Yeye!

Nairalanders a buola ya onu!
What they didn't insult him is what they didn't remember.

His statement that day, gave him away..

4th child at 26.in this our modern world, shows archaic man feeling fly..

Just like the one I saw when I went to villa last week..A little boy last born anyi toro sef ka my mom koro la anyi na oji Nwaanyi..Na the girl di ime sef LMAO..funny thing.

Some people live in the moment.

My Dad si, o kwa umu ya a calm o la down hustling to become somebody, na o wu hu kwa echi ha saa anya mmiri luta Ezigbo nwaanyi, ndi ozo eme we re ha anya ufu..

mariahAngel:
That guy wu anuoshia!

O kwa ya wu onye si ya ga muju umu otu Chukwu shiri nye ya..on one thread

Legodi nwaanyi mara nma otu the yeye guy ji emejusaga the lady oyi..

Echewe ike ana amu every six six months

Making life too hard to escape poverty.

He is dangerous. Using the cheating bla bla as excuse other ways of having sex can suffice without necessarily penetrating a 2weeks old lactating lady.

mariahAngel:
I won't lie, sometimes, I wonder how they switch off and on in reality.

Ka'm hapuga okwu a, ka Chineke ghara I kpo'm oku biko.

Curiosity of human.

Nke ha jiri wuru human with flesh obara ndu juru, They do it more than anyi wu ordinary members sef.
You know how Ebuka will chat and play with HMs in one minute, the next minute he keeps a straight face and evict them

That is how they switch in public vs mmeko in privacy

Kwuo okwu biko, chukwu anahu akpo onye o wula oku
Ofu rev ndi AG wu my customer, eshi o biara to buy plantain, so while we were gisting one lady a gafere, with her leggings and panty lines, rev forgot himself and paused for a while.. ebe ole ga Ike Nwaanyi. I can't forget that day. O ji kwa nwaanyi with umu ise o.

mariahAngel:
Not usually.
It is funny when my siblings try to speak it.
I'll say I'm the one who can the most.



I wouldn't know. I try though.

Don't you think she over did it?
Me, I think she did.
I mean, otu ocha! Otu ocha! every second? What was that?

Lol..You show a lot of interest in connecting with your root..No doubt if you say you do the most.

Lol only if it is possible to get the Audio of your voice trying to

Lmao..Queen did a perfect interpretation of a typical born and bought ups in Mba4

The Otu ocha! Shout is small sef...

A greater percentage of women married to men in my community, shi ebe nke unu, so they had big influence on my people's dialect..Gi na mmadu ga a na ekwu ihe ga na apu ya na onu wu Otu!, Ikpu nne ya . Sometimes l feel ashamed sef..Ma ya wuru onye mama..

Gi lota ulo, I ga a confirm na..unu na ha akwa do la maka your Dad?

Slynation:
shey wickedness oO... perhaps he wants her to give him another child asap...

That guy is a sure lazy man..

Slynation:
Baba even has the guts to say "she was crying as usual" how do you even get erection when your wife is crying...

That moaning stuffs..

But sexing a just 2weeks post delivery wife is wickedness to be honest..

And a lazy man excuse