₦airaland Forum

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahaha



Those are spices with pretty strong taste and smell, that should either be used sparingly, or left out totally.
As for that fresh turmeric? Ugh! It has no business with food (except its dry powdered form).
It should be used as the root/herb that it is.
I will never be convinced that it gives pleasant taste/aroma to food.

As In eeeh..Too many spices will spoil everything.

Turmeric na hype..Except when used for herbal stuffs.

mariahAngel:
I just love everything about food.
Thank you.



It's just that some people don't like chunky or roughly blended tomatoes in their food, but it's the best.
Do you put in all your ingredients at once?


Yes.

I see


Me I prefer that chopped o..But will still download if blended

When hunger don chop me, I will put all as long as na fresh tomato and bring to boil for long.

Boil rice and enjoy.

Soup is what gives me tough time..Those wait and add moments and can be annoying mgbe aguru ji nwoke.

Keeper101:
I can never pay for social media, never

If it puts food on your table, you will..

mariahAngel:
The thing is, once you're cool and friendly, ladies would be willing to help you however they can.



Ugbu a ka I biara.




Hahahahahahaha
One thing about cooking is; when you're not sure, stick with the basic ingredients you know.

For example, to make the best tasting fish stew, all you need are:
Veg oil
Onions (a good amount).
Fresh tomatoes and peppers.
Fish.
Salt.
Seasoning (if you use a good amount of onions in fish stew, seasoning will not be necessary).
Curry leaves ( a few leaves will do.)

And do you know? Fresh tomato stew tastes better when the tomatoes are chopped, than when blended.
Blending releases its sourness, that's why.

True..



Exactly, basics can be a saver most times.
This your description eeeh!!! Onye Owerri ga si I shi maarala.. Ndi Anambra will say I si wa go ite

You really own your kitchen

Another smart observation..Since I figured that chopped one taste better than blended, I stopped stressing my blender. I cut everything and Onion, add them to heated oil straight..Add other things, stew don ready.


Blended will require more time to cook abii?

mariahAngel:
O nwere ihe na a nuhu na the list? Ma kitchen glory, honour, na Majesty.
List o kopitara from another guy o.
It's like copying answers from someone you aren't sure of.
Ihe a wuru ule, ha a daala final.



Azin!

He copied verbatim

This one go fit copy person name and matric number join..

Weird combo and taste bud..

Ones ordered a meal from a Close by fast food..Jollof rice tag should have been bay leaf , ginger, garlic and turmeric jollof...damn!

Probz:
I’m not convinced there’s a great deal of colour in that stew, not in the way you seemed to be going for:

I’d advise against using that-much turmeric, unless you’re doing-up a folk-remedy.

Otherwise it’s pretty good.

He is doing Indian stew...Na excess garlic remain make e complete the equation sha..

CaveAdullam:
Yesterday a nairalander made our appetite wet. I love the combination of ingredients used in making the food and decided to make my fantasy become a reality and more spicy.

Type of meal: Rice, beans and stew. And salad.

Ingredients for the stew:
Thyme powder.
Curry powder.
Kitchen glory.
Sachet tomatoes.
Sliced tomatoes.
Blended tomatoes.
Sliced pepper.
Blended pepper.
Sliced onions.
Blended onions.
Whole ginger.
Whole garlic.
Whole turmeric - the owner of the color.
Pumpkin leaf.
Salt.
Knorr maggi.
Oil (red).
Chicken.
Spicity.
Onga.
Blended crayfish.
Whole crayfish.

Salad: Bama cream, cabbage, cucumber and carrot.

So...

Good day Mr moderators: Mynd44, tjskii, MissyB3.

And panel of judges...Channah1, ahnie, gloryhomemaker, pocohantas et al.

And my co-chef: obagofizzy.

Let the pics roll in 1, 2, 3. Go!

Happy Sunday.

Your ingredient list come long like university admission list..

Wahala.

Ginger and turmeric

mariahAngel:
I hukwa gi enh? Onye aruru-ala!

I ga a makwanu the right ingredients?
Men tend overdo things when it comes to cooking.
They're not sure what to buy and what not to buy, so they end up buying everything.

Gaa lee otu stew o wu nwoke ibe gi si ya shiri na thread ozo...o nwehu ihe na a nuhu na the list of ingredients.


Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Lol..funny enough I don't know how I will talk to them, my female friends then, they will be doing it for me....It was cute o

The confusion then was, my guys..Ha huu nwaanyu na kitchenu m, ihe ha ma wu na owu my baby..Na me go come dey explain. A friend helping out....Quite a lot of ladies ma nri eshi o, but hardly enter kitchen, unless she likes you.

I buy with instincts and after browsing online plus ndi m huru na aka mma m.
Sometimes the ladies laugh at my purchase..It was fun o...I just love to see a lady do wonders in kitchen something cuter ma ya wuru zie enyi m nwaanyi.

Hahahahahaha stew umu nwoke wu all hands must be on deck..Anything sold in the market for stew, or soup, we go purchase bia shie concoction.. chukwu zowa anyi..

mariahAngel:
Mee ka o wu ya shiri. Hehehehehehe

O wu nu ya ..

Some will still let you know they bought it..Maka i raputa onwe ya..If you invite her..but first stop in a nearby market to buy stuffs before she arrives for cooking..

Ihe emebie

I use this to check them well well during school days.

Onye na amahu eshi is a turn off.

Muna umu m ga gbaa onu..Riwe noodle hu ishi ya

mariahAngel:
A mahu'm m'owu m chiwa, k'owu m bewe akwa.

Rice a wuola nwaogbenya eri.

Ike gwuru o

Onye o wula jide rice ya aka..

mariahAngel:
Ka gi ma.

Even a lady that does not know/like to cook, will make the effort for the man she likes.
Women express love by feeding.

Lol ajuju ka m juru na..Maybe they make it up in other ways..

Truth!..Nwaanyi likiri nwoke, ji a gara nwoke ya extra mile. Ya wuru go di i ga zuru otu ite ofe na Restaurant o ga eme ya o.

mariahAngel:
You're welcome.
O di necessary as your business expands.


OK.



Hehehehehehehe
Otu naira ji a daga this time around ehn? O gwuru mmadu ike o.
Buhari e meghasala Naijiria. Mejisa ya oyi.



O nu n'oku.

Yea..Very necessary as expansion is on.

Naira nwuru nke mgbe 2015..A friend Visited yesterday, and I informed him of a business partnership for the season, ya si m ego ya retere na ugbo ala o zubatara from USA, na ya ejiri la ya zuru dollar..lol

Now, you shouldn't keep your lump sum in the bank as Naira. Either you convert to dollar or you are doing business that is spinning it with little interest to help it absorb the economic crisis.

I told you from December, ike ga agwu onye owula with what is on the way..We never enter October, rice na umunne ya a gbapula oso

Ya wuru ofu enyi m, ya si oso rice daa 100k per bag , mgbe oge wedding ya ruru, ya ga eme ya.. kama amara ya na pint bucket lolzz.

handsomeyinka:
You be real yellow garri.

who come be white one

mariahAngel:
It's a problem o, and you have to find solution to it, for your own good.

What is the root cause of you not liking food?
What bad experience did you have with food, that made you not like eating?
Was it from your childhood?
Was your mother not a good cook (this is the case with some people)?
Did you fall very sick at some point, that it totally killed your appetite for food?

To tell you the truth, women like men with a good appetite.
One of the ways females show love/kindness is through feeding, so don't blame your neighbour for being angry with you for giving her food to a dog.
Try explaining to her.

So ya wunu,ladies who don't like entering kitchen, ga wucha ndi obi akpo .

WowSweetGuy:
Thanks for the advise

Depression Yes

Sorry man!

But you have to snap out of it..Before you lose yourself..

mariahAngel:
If not for anything, for your well-being, you have to eat everyday (even if it's one balanced meal a day).
See it as a task you don't like, but must do

Make the effort.
Food is necessary.

You can start with little portions of food.
(2-3 boiled eggs per day at least is also a good place to start.)
Before you know it, you'll start savouring and enjoying your food.
Food is part of enjoying life.

If you don't mind me asking; are you depressed?

He is at bolded.

Either he is aware, or he isn't...Men own food..

When a man stops eating, something bothers him..Majorly relationship or financial or some other major issues. If we remove underlying ailments or untreated or even poorly treated sickness from the equation.

Ihe nwoke na agabiga buru ibu..

The alcohol he is taken was the hint..Many find solace in alcohol or nicotine stuffs when in that emotional state of mind.

mariahAngel:
Congratulations.
O wu like a pickup truck?

O si ara moto?
As for I ru ulo, mgbe I jikere, Chineke ga e mere gi na.
The style this time around wu save up, start and finish otu mgbe.

I'm fine, thank you.
Happy Sunday.

Thank you!
Mba o..Izu pick up ga wu future plan..A truck actually..May be hillux ma o wu Tundra..Mu na Toyota gbara ndu.

It is a camry.

Mana nke m ji that was high to maintain wu Lexus.

Okwa ya! I save ego na Obodo anyi a ugbu a, di ka nwoke luru nwaanyi ohuru, A gwara si ya hapu nwaanyi ya intact for the mean time never easy o

Good! I wish you same here!.

I shi kwara nri sunday?

mariahAngel:
I zutala igwe ohuru?

was actually planning for it next year...Nke a wu for the farm errands..

Just made an emergency purchase..Using the current one for the farm activities is leading to high cost of maintenance.

My friends ga si ara moto o gbaga m.. two in a year..Nga m na arubehu ulo nke m. May God help me next year..For the task ahead..

Kedu?

mariahAngel:
I swear, o wu otu Chineke jiri choo ya, mana ahu oñuña o ga e kwekwanu?
Pregnancy was never meant for one person to bear alone.


I gwara m.

Exactly @bolded...Especially that first one..Partners must be together to carry the cross.

Nti ga anu ya ihe after 9months.

Foolish news of the year

38 year old sexually active man is dating a 52year old woman wey don retire after years of activeness, yet expect her to bleep him no be stupidity at it's peak

Anyway he should get a death sentence as well..

You handle madness with another madness.

Naija4love:
you’re welcome to second wife package stuff. If you have married before this is your second wife that takes no rubbish from you, that never pity you when you no get much money with you .
This wife, if you no get money. You no dey 4q (drive)
You no get money, she no dey go other room(move)
This wife na money for hand back for grand.
If you know this, you know peace
WE NAIRALANDER HAND NO DEY THIS SECOND WIFE WAHALAH OOO
My second wife just collect 50k for my hand today, that’s why am telling you this as brother
Enjoy your second wife in peace, congratulations

Lmao

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

I give up on your case.

Spray:
Pipe supplying water from radiator to engine got bad and I didn't take notice on-time. So they were limited supply of water.

And I was careless to check my temperature at the dashboard.

I called my mechanic and he said my top gasket got burnt. He said if we get it replaced, it will be alright.

My friend who's in to car dealing business said he can help me sell it and get another car.

What's you take about this? Continue with the car or sell it?

Very few mechanics can change that without causing a change in sound of your vehicle.

Did that to one of my cars last year out of ignorance, mechanic saw oil inside radiator, and said my top gaskest has burnt...I allowed him to change it,The sound became louder with other issues..I sold the car sha.

And got aother replacement recently. Just few mechanics can handle this issue well.

vickydevoka:
Abroad no get formula for woman especially if she don get green card

A reason why I will abort mission if I mistakenly found myseld in OP's snickers

No be all women them the send on such mission..We have rare breeds of women/wife that one can send on such mission and she will achieve the purpose.

A family friend sent his wife on such during our childhood days.. two years after, the wife cleared all of them from Naija down to UK..

mariahAngel:
O kwa ya?
Unu wu dike n'agha.



Of course.


Mma'm ga a si "nwata rie ihe o kwere muru anya, ya a raha".
I pray they give her all the support she needs to have the baby.

no be small one o..

O ya nu naa..O rie la ihe ahu gu ga ya..Ya na ura mewe zie...

First pregnancy Nwaanyi kwesiri ya na nwoke ya i noro..maka the care and pampering will help alleviate the stress and worries..

The pain of carrying pregnancy the man deny ga can be traumatic.

My uncle and his wife ones found themselves in OP's situation..I think av told you this before okwaya?

kbower:
Hi Nlanders

We all know no marriage is all that smooth and rosey, we all that are in it have challenges here and there, and for almost 11 years now, out of tolerance, ruggedity, minding my business in terms of taking care of the family have always been something that has held my marriage down, because the majority of the issue I have with my wife have always been issues of trust, transparency, accountability, respect and loyalty.

Some people will say with these things I have listed, that I may be asking for too much, but I can tell whoever would reason that way that it's not too much because am a responsible father/husband that have never for once strayed the family in anyway that will make me lack any of the above stated qualities a man can enjoy from a wife.

Why am I here? Ok.. After enduring so much for 11 years, we are relocating to the UK, she is the main applicant, myself and the 3 children are dependants, she traveled first, leaving myself and the 3 kids behind until she can secure accommodation b4 we leave.

I have heard about countless incidences of how SOME women treat their husbands and the POWER zoned to women in that country which makes it almost impossible for a man with a wife that gives him constant problem to be able to thrive in that country.

I just want to state three peculiar incidences that occured during her 1month stay over there that is already making me feel I have alot to face over there, though I know my God is bigger than anything, I just want people that are over there, or people that are experienced here and all over who are capable of handing a good advise for me on getting there to know how I can fare and withstand what is to come.

Based on the above from the major incidences I have experienced with her, first two weeks of being there, she had gone to check a house b4 heading to school, on her way back to school, she claimed she didn't take enough money and going back home might not be possible, I asked how she would wanna go about it
and she replied saying I will borrow money from Mr Mike, a man she just met at school on her first day of registration. I was like that's wrong, you don't form familiarity with someone you just met in another man's country, I said I will call a friend in liverpool to send you money and you could get your train ticket. She fumed, but I stood my ground and said that's how its going to be. I have asked her to collect a friends account details, since she has not opened an account yet, she said when her class finishes by 8.30pm she'll request details from her friend so the money can be sent. Fast forward to closing period, I messaged her to send me details, she ignored, I called ad she said nobody has an account that I should not worry she will sort herself, I was now like you just got to that country, u have no friends that u know too well to rely on, I am ur hubby and I opened a way for u to get money easily, yet u didn't make any effort to redeem the opportunity, omo she hung up on me then later called back that she gathered few pennies she had to get the ticket, I was now like why didn't u just say this instead of putting me on pressure over how to get money to convey u all the way from london to Luton, over an hour journey at night.

Secondly, on her next school day, she had previously told me prior to her closing hours that her data has finished and she's using schools wifi, that the moment she steps out from school to head home, she won't be having access to internet, etc WhatsApp and all of that, but importantly was to make use of GPS google map, that's what people over there use to navigate their way in order not to get lost, I was like without internet how do u intend to get to ur destination when u know how stressful it was for u getting lost the other day, now the same statement she made was, I will sort myself. I was raged and said woman I will ask my friend to buy u data so u can get home easy and safe, she said no proble, that she's leaving now, I said well since i wont be able to reach you on whats app, I will definitely call you on normal call shortly to give you the data pin to load. She said no P and hung up.

Moments later, my friend had sent me the data pin, na so I begin dey call wifey oo, over 15 missed calls she nor pick. Later she called back and said her phone was in her laptop bag and her hands were frozen so she couldnt put hands in the bag to pick the call and that she didn't even hear it ring.

The issue I posted up there are issues of not being accountable, and attitude of not showing that you don't need me when its not just about that but for security and your well being knowing fully well you are new in the country and proper guidelines needs to be taken.

Another incident happened 3rd week after her arrival, we were video chatting while she was on a train station waiting for train, next thing I noticed was a guy sitting BEHIND her, the guy boldly took a peep into her phone directly, seemingly trying to see who she was on video call with, immediately i called her attention to it, she just smiled and looked back and said silently, nawa some people for this London nor go mind their business. This very day developed a story that transitioned towards few

First cut down on your insecurities..Women worry more and behave best, when you seem to be less interested in her acts.

If she knows she has your mumu button, your name is "SORRY".. she will use it to a greater advantage.

For now, she is trying to survive...But my best advise to you is to have a plan B which is more of self development to make more money as well..You will need it as things progress..Don't say nobody told you.

If you aren't sure of planB over there, You will have to abort mission..Maybe your kids can go while you establish yourself here and visit them over there.

It is never a man's way to depend on a woman..She will insult, and make you regret the day you met her..a woman wants to survive at all means in some cases..

If you must go, go because you have something tangible to foot your bills there..Never you ever depend on any woman..forget the love and sweetie, she go show you pepper when the table switch.

Lastly, I will never make this kind mistake..If abroad go sup, I will go there, test the waters, secure a niche, create a habitat and bring her and my kids over there...And not the other way..

Carcholce:
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OP, sorry in advance. Not saying she’s going to cheat on you but she’ll so pepper you that you’ll be forced to become a SIMPle gentleman.


I can imagine how you’ll feel when She tells you her new man friend or Mr Mike is coming to help her set up the new TV and then her phone becomes unreachable till the next day because her phone died and Nepa took light in the UK.


PS. Please we need to see picture of her assx for complete data assessment.

Lmao....craze

mariahAngel:
Local government unu di vely vely denjelus!
Agwo nwere otu anya!



Hapuga some of these maids.
No matter how careful/watchful you are with them, they will find ways to maneuver you if they want to.

Op and his wife planned/did the best for her, but the girl decided to waste the opportunity.
She took their benevolence for granted, and must learn the hard way.

Lmao..o kwesiri i di o..Ihe emere muta nwa adihu easy

A man is always ready maka ita..But a lady will determine if it will happen or not.

She can still be what destiny holds for her, despite the pregnancy.

Ahu ga aju go di ya oyi for now..

mariahAngel:
You see some boys ehn? They're like horñy ekuke dogs that cannot control themselves.
Going about, ruining destinies with their nonsense "one eyed snake".
Nonsense!



Of course!
If the irresponsible boy is old enough to have sex, he should be old enough to accept the reward/consequence that comes with having sex.

Chineke nna! One eye snake

O wu local government umu nwoke ka enyere description n'ile a .

This is a case of spoilt palm meeting a rotten mortar.." Akwu rere ere gara na ikwe furu efu".

14- 21years of a girl's life is critical..The age most want to experience and explore the opposite gender.

OP and his wife were too busy not to detect changes in her attitude the moment she started dating..Girls can't control that butter fly rush with that their first ever boyfriend/date..Their attitude does change no matter how they try to hide it.

First is sneaking out to answer some calls.

Getting soo addicted to phone ( for chats sake).

When romance and intimate stuffs enter, e get special iwa anya ha na enwe.

Ones they have sex, omor that I have arrived feelings is obvious.

OP and his wife are not observant.

Girl child is extremely difficult to raise..Because at a younger age, men don dey put eye.

Afamed:
How much did Atiku pay you? Anywhere belle face.
We will soon expose you. All you said about Atiku, everything is in our archieve

Atiku paid him same amount as Tinubu and Buhari paid you and other urchins to constitute online nuisance here and there.

Etosha:
Funny enough, the lady started calling after some months.

She is coming to spoil your brother's joy..

You should advise him never to give it a chance.

If the first is the right one, their won't be a second..

A lady told me some days ago, that I am cold and determined..I told her, life is straight, we humans complicate it. Figure your needs, and go for it..Define whatever is needed or wanted. You will minimize

Make your intentions clear, open and genuine..And you will discover this genuine happiness and peace.

Tell your bro to kill any feelings for that first girl...It is no longer needed.

At a point in a man's life, you may likely have that ex who wants you back or vice versa...This is where your capacity to say NO or YES will be tested in things of the heart.

Etosha:
My brother asked a lady to marry him, she said she was not 'convinced'... I told him to try again that the lady is just doing shakara, he refused. He's about to wed another lady. He said he can't beg a woman to marry him.

You want him to keep begging?

A man must marry a lady who is into him..Not a lady who tolerates him, because he is capable of putting food on her table.