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She was famous for her lipstick make up..

mariahAngel:
A moment of "spiritual weakness".

Probably.

Lol..

I si weakness? So ndi pastor and other spiritual leaders ana hu eme romance?

I swear I laugh typing this.

limcar:
nwoke ibu onye anioma?

Mba.

mariahAngel:
Yes na.
I speak it in my mind as I type it, otherwise, how could I?
It's not something one can type without knowing.
Though it could be a bit difficult sometimes.

Lol..abii

Do you speak it with your siblings?

I ga enweta kwanu olu unu ahu? O nwere otu olu eji asu dialect unu ahu di..Ka nke ahu Queen jiri actia Ada Mbano

limcar:
what do you drink?

Anything good.

mariahAngel:
Onye amuma ugha, onye asiri.
You put aside your "This I've seen" duty to gossip.

So you saw that too..

He seems to have been in same situation, if you reason it with psychology

mariahAngel:
No problem.

Anyi na ndi Ehime, do we have the same dialect?

Our dialect is fun to be honest.
I also love hearing ndi owerre/ngor okpala speak theirs.

Lol.


Yes na..Ìt is like Ahiazu, Aboh and Ezinihitte MBAISE...With one dialect even same with Ngor-okpala and some part of Obowo.

No doubt, your dialect is fun Can you speak in your dialect?

Owerri wu ihe n'ile I swear.

To think he is supporting a sick man like Tinubu is where the Joke buried itself...

Anywhere belle face politician..lmao

As yeye as FFk.

mariahAngel:
OK.

I ga a kwu ta wa ugwo tutorial

I met a lady from Ehime Mbano recently..she grew up in the villa..So dialect unu bara ya na obara..

It is fun talking with her.. damn!
With national anthem unu..

mariahAngel:
Chai!

Gini ka the bolded putara?

If you push me, I no go move pim!..

mariahAngel:
It is unfortunate how he died.

I wonder if there were no friends with him when he was drinking.

I learnt he was having issues with babe.

Ihe relationship matters can turn a gentle man to a shadow of himself.

Some drinking is not fun, purely a semi-depressed mind.

Umu nwoke anyi bia, anyi ana eme ka anyi wu akwaa akwuru, when issue starts with babe..

The moment she leaves, we reminisce the sweet moments, depression will enter small..and men cover it with alcohol or smoking. Or getting more busy with work..

It lingers till we forget it all as time goes.

Emilia154:
For always fallin deep in love with a cheat and liar

This is painful in relationship and heart matters..sorry for that.

Andres28:
na one bae wey be carry herself come give me free nack but I come fvck up that day.

It happened that I never toasted this girl but I always tell you to come visit me so we can talk some things.
So one fateful day it was about raining I was home..she just called me that she was on her way coming before 2 min kpa this girl don land.
My whole room was so dirty and I haven't taken my bath too.
As I welcome her in I felt so ashamed but I quickly told I was planning to clean my room before she came.
I quickly dusted every where and kept the room in a good order while she was watching and smiling..then I ask her if she could wait a few min while I take my bath which she smilingly said yes.
I bounced off to the bathroom already imagining the kind of style I was going to unleash on this babe.
So after that I wore my boxers and singlet and we started talking..
But my dick was saying a different thing already so I quickly held her and tried to kiss her but to my greatest surprised she fell on my arms...I said whooooo
I went straight to her bossom Pam!
As I wanted to remove her panties she said no..I felt disappointed but wooooo she said she likes to remove it herself and not me.
I carried her from chair to bed and after so much foreply I slid in miuuuuuu.
Omor I always use a technique so I don't come so early but that day I got carried away before 2 minutes e don burst.
I tried to continue with a flat tire so this babe won't give call me a 2 minutes man but the thing refused..me that can nack from one round to another straight I nor know say wey Satan wan disgrace person nothing u go do well go work.
After 2 more minutes trying to resurrect my stuff the thing nor work again I was already feeling so ashamed.
This girl just hiss carry my dick throw away begin wear her things..I started trying to explain but she was already too disappointed.
Na so the matter take end..since that day this girl never gree come again and any day we meet na so she go just dey laugh one kind laugh wey dey pain

Hilarious...

For real..you mess up..Your mind was too focused on her.

SultanOfPuna:
I never beloved in reincarnation
But after visiting my aunt. I have been left speechless from what I saw.
My grandad died 2001.
My cousin was born 2017
This boy is an ancestor in disguise

He eats just exactly like my grandfather.
My grandad had a unique style of rolling Eba before he eats.
This boy does exactly like that when he is eating Eba
I have never seen anybody roll eba like my grandad. Only this boy and nobody taught him.
I asked my aunt, and she confessed to me that the thing frightens her as nobody taught him how to roll Eba like my grandad.

To make matters worse, this boy keeps disturbing my aunt to take him to village so he can see their compound.
Once they decided to go to village, this boy was walking around the whole compound like he has been there before.

And to cap it off, he likes to seat in the chair my grandad loved sitting.

How can a 5 year old be saying and doing things like ancestors.
Is it possible that my grandad reincarnated into my 5 year old cousin

Edit: im worried my aunt might see this,
so I have removed some details just to keep it anonymous.

He reincarnated...It is real as long as your people believe in it.

mariahAngel:
Chineke biko!

I choro i ga mba ofesi

mariahAngel:
Truly, people make stupid decisions when they're drunk.
In that state, one is not in full control of self/senses.

Onwehu any excuse to drink and drive.. I like him, but when I learnt he killed himself, I was pissed.

Alcohol is something else..In my life av gotten drunk ones..I hated that day despite being a special day for a friend.
I will never drink pass my comfortable limit.

Ever since then, I hate to get tipsy..

Driving is something you do with all attention needed..Life na ones.

FaceTanke:
Lol

Dis life no balance

Craze...

Paul's choice is different from that of Peter.

Mariahangel Ngwa lenu effects of the flood..

Marketers with old stock will hoard and create artificial scarcity before the real scarcity..

It is well..

mariahAngel:
Kwushi!

It's a reality na..

Agwa ga m gi eziokwu, ka i na akwado mgbe owula..

Your reaction now, is exactly how I do when my friend who is a good financial/world economy analyst speak to me on reality on ground.

He told me to keep spare cash for December and next year onwards regarding boosting business as Naira depreciates...See me see huge loss last month...Just on a serious recovery.

It is well if we see beyond this chaos.

mariahAngel:
I even admire him for believing in his dream, and not let himself be intimidated by the "super powers".
Whether he wins or not, one thing's for sure; he has proven that he's a force to reckon with, and not a walk over.

By the way, akwa a wuola N100 per one, 3 for N250.

Surely he is a force..

In life, believe in yourself and your capability first..Others will.

Any thing you are doing now, and people are discouraging you, just go ahead..They will learn when you succeed.
I remembered when I started farming, critics plenty..I started from scratch..A girl and her mom visited, she look me finish, her words" bros this thing no fit you " leave this for old people, young fresh guy like you..smh.

When they were leaving i told them to package small egg for the mom, you needed to see how she rushed the egg .

6years later, she and her boy friend came back to consult us to help do farm set up for them.
She has adjusted to believe in the dream.

Long ago I don't let people's opinion stop me from doing what i want to.

It is something I admire about the presidential candidates..despite odds facing them.

As for peter, he single handedly dismantled the Uba brothers godfatherism in Anambra..I believe he can at the main seat of power with the necessary people needed.

Towards December, their will be higher inflation..We are still eating last year harvests..This year is nothing to write home about..plus flood on the rampage.
Egg will increase further by January or say towards dry season.

Culling of spent layers have started.
I just sold my 2020 batch yesterday. Meaning capacity, reduced, but demand is high.

Cost of raising the new 2022 batch is something else..Massive increment on all fronts.

If you have anyone doing business and surviving in this country, just arrange award for the person.

mariahAngel:
We're owned in this country by criminals.
May God liberate us.

You smartly understood the point.

Ike gwuru....The honest isn't made for here..

You will meet obstacles bigger than expected.

XerXers:
Location still unknown

Alex Otti of Abia state.

Confused guy though.

mariahAngel:
True to an extent shaa.
But why this Gumi of a person?

Gumi is a big influence.

Sad truth.

mariahAngel:
Peter Obi is deviating from an already established movement - the Obidients.
He should know he does not need any approval from a terrorists apologist for anything. What for?
He should stay on course.

To win election in this country, you need everything and everybody.
The good, the bad and the ugly.

The sad reality.

I see him make heavy impact next year..

successmatters:
Dementia is a very wicked illness, what about using "poisoned cake"

Who poisons a holy communion?

How can a rat eat holy communion that is always sealed?

"Thousands of bags of oil" Farook Kperugi, come and defend that one?

Old people should be remanded at old people's home.

The interesting thing is that Tinubu's online urchins met their match this time, unlike when they were image washing BUHARI..and going freely without.

You guys are serving them hot hot..

Fire to fire..

Lama70:
Some women are simply overly wicked. If the husband tries to give that girl a sense of belonging by relating with her as a human being, hmm.

You will hear "Dear, I don't understand what is going on in this house again o".

"It's not that I don't trust you o, but why are you growing so fond of Blessing, our house girl? "

Some ladies are sweet, but after marriage, you will see the one wey senior pope in them.


Extreme wicked with house helps..or outsiders.

Oga with sympathy, is quickly accused of cheating.

richidinho:
Elrufai is a scallywag

Lmao...Sally wag

It's been long I heard that word..

deeva2:
"A Northerner doesn't need a Yoruba or Igbo candidate" - Atiku Abubakar

"Church it is time to take back your country"~ Peter Obi

"It is time for Yoruba, and in Yoruba land, it is my turn(Emi lokan) ~ Bola Ahmed Tinubu

Be the judge...

Fixed!

You urchins are too daft...Like we don't have the Abeokuta blunder of Tinubu.

It has always been a battle between Atiku and his former running mate.

Tinubu is out of the equation..

Odds against him..Too many.

obembet:
I believe those who wait till there weeding night have better home. Sex before marriage or during wil always end in separation. Most men abandoned thier relationship whenever they get what they want from lady

No.

Those who have better homes, are friends turned lovers and marries eachother...With great understanding of eachother.

And a nice character match.

Some marriages fail after that wedding night, he sighs and say is that all.. after climax..

Marry right.
Marry who gives you Joy..Whether money dey or not..You will need it to navigate the challenges ahead.
Marry who you need, and not want.

Want is more of fantasy, remove the sugar, it becomes something else.

Moniya4Real:
Pls, help me tell them. I experienced this almost the in the entirety of my 12 years marriage. And it’s not that my wife was not sexually active….

Hehehehe confessions..

DMerciful:
You are talking out of ignorance! Any man that decides to wait till marriage before sex will have himself to blame

Serious blame...Na them dey mumu with little girls for club..