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Zonefree:
Marriage without dating is invitation to doom.



This is the most hilarious post I've read this year .
Where person wan see a Nigerian girl that has the fear of God? Na God dey fear our Nigerian girls now

Use Nairaland girls as a case study.

Lmao at God the fear them..

mariahAngel:
Ihe m ma wu na onye gbaroo mmiri mmadu ibe ya, onye ozo ga a gbaroo nke ya.

Ofor na ogu ka ndi mama..

Ihuru gi eeh

mariahAngel:
My mum would say "Chineke e kwela ihe'm wuru ihe onye ozo"

There must be a reason why she's looking to make amends.
O gahu a gbalaha ya.

Hahahahaha as in eeh..

O ga enwe rila ihe o ji na monitor the family..Ujo ga ju zi ya..

O napuru nwaanyi ibe ya nri ya
Ihe nke ya no na uzo abia ga sha..

Ma o na emehu ya na ndu, ya eme ya na onwu..Idi sure na oburu hu ego Nwoke ahu gbaala Europe sef..

Youngblood007:
I have a girlfriend that is schooling in ekpoma while I school in Abraka. She entered uni before me though am catching up cuz of the strike. I really love her.

The problem is we don't really talk, we could stay for over 2 weeks without hearing from the other person. When I call her, she doesn't pick but she'll call back with one excuse or another. I won't lie and said av had some backyard business in school, but those sex were plainly out of konji and I don't really talk to the girls again.
My girl recently confessed that she had something to do with a guy, though she claims she didn't have sex with him.
The last time I saw her was around February. She doesn't send her normal pics talk less of nudes, even when konji is squeezing my neck.
Am really confused as we've been together for some time now and I can't bring myself to break up as I am very much attached to her emotionally.
I need advice on what to do.

For now, I will encourage you to study and graduate..Plus focus on little things you can do with your free time to make life cool for yourself..

If you want to die quick before your time, keep getting emotionally attached to a lady who can spend a 24hrs without checking you up to at least know how you are doing...And you said na your girl..Your girl wey no dey hear from you for two weeks, na our girl be that..

Somebody that will be camping for weekend now, cooking sunday rice for one guy around, you dey one corner the cry about.. sorry na her ring tone for bedroom go make you Emoshional soon lmao .

Anyway chase the cash..Very important.

Even ladies here, are telling you that distance thing na scam..Body no be firewood.

As you dey raise some girls leg up, them the raise the one you personalise...In relationship, your partner must be there for you..Distance is dead on arrival.

Slynation:
Two ignorant fellows deceiving themselves...!!

mariahAngel:
Honestly!

Chineke e kwela ka onye ozo nyetu'm na ihe kwesiri I wu ihe'm.

Hot prayer .

Ike gwuru o.

Her karma is still on the way..The man don collect his sha..
The thing is, if the said wife is pure, OP'S karma should have happened quick quick..If she isn't, the Karma will delay..But must happen.

mariahAngel:
A ma'm gi?

I wonder why una the react seriously to his creativity

Maka nshi

mariahAngel:
M rie that cake, I might have nightmares.

Jus mejisa cake oyi.

Shit cake?

Ihe ndi anahu aso kwa m oyi o...

mariahAngel:
Onwu nwa ahu fugburu'm ehn.

If only they had gotten him a puppy(to follow him around), considering how boisterous he was...

True.

A friend posted a clip of a baby trying to hold the rail and a cat was after the child's hands off the rail.

The caption was if Davido hired this nanny cat, she will do better..lol

His death was carelessness and negligence considering Dbanj lost his same way..

Chioma failed as Nwafor hoohaa...GenZ mothers sef

Even at 7yrs mothers go still dey drag us to occasions so we stay where their eyes go dey see us..

Helpout12345:
Why will she reject your assistance if she knows it's coming from you?

Who will comfortably accept a greek gift from a side chic who wrecked her husband?

Some of una question eeeh..smh

Some men are plainly foolish just because of sex..he secured a better future for an outsider but failed to secure a home for his better half and kids as well...No be juju be that

If he had done that for his fellow man, he will purely understand it is hold for me..That man might even arrange for some his kids to come over that place sequel to his death.

No RIPs to him..He must be regretting in his grave now..Watching his family homeless..When side chic the ball life for yankee with another man..

In his place, let another man take sha...Men be wise..Family first and all.

osazsky:
u are pointing fingers to the wrong direction..it was chioma that was doing ticktalk after abandoning her child..after the ticktalk she went to osun to show the life her breast spits

hate speech.

Chioma failed her son as a mother.

I mean what happens to keeping him wherever she is? Like a mom will.

mariahAngel:
No be only super creative...
Only a guy would do such.

Hahahahaha as una the criticise him, I dey praise him

He did well creatively...Leave toilet matters o..

mariahAngel:
Whatever legal action David and Chioma have decided to take, they're justified. Especially against the nanny.
She had just one job to do; TO WATCH THE CHILD! Instead, she neglected the boy for God-knows-how-long, doing God-knows-what, which led to his painful death.

If that boy were her son, would she have left him for that long, knowing that a usually rambunctious boy was unusually quiet?

May be she was doing tiktok chatting enyi ya nwoke..

I have issues with keeping such a young girl as nanny..Nannies should be advanced mothers/ladies

mariahAngel:
I don't know what to make of this.
Maybe he fantasizes a lot about sh!t.

Waste of creativity and effort.



No sane person can dear.

He is super creative though.

I can eat the cake for aphrodisiac mood.

lovediehatelive:
Hi, with the growing price of rice, things don't seem to be cheap and eating rice would take much from one's earnings.

The unfortunate flood stories on frontpage and also increase in price of rice is worrisome, but man must survive.

I remember the time I used to buy spaghetti and hardly use rice. But one thing led to the other and the price of spaghetti increased and I was forced to look for alternative, and had to resort to rice because it was cheaper then.

Now same rice is increasing in price, what food would you suggest should be used to replace rice based on cost.

Every food is unique in it's own way.

Rice has no replacement..Except you don't like rice..Moreover no cheap food again, if you can afford 3square meals atleast, you are doing well.

You can buy in smaller pack..The madness of high increment in price will phase out as we enter dry season gradually...

Nigerians are doing themselves.

naijapips04:
Republicans are sweeping the seats in both houses this midterm.

Elon Musk owns Twitter. Israel is back to Benjamin Netananyu. Trump will win re-election.

Liberals and globalists are being cut to size. Sense is finally returning to the world.

The way it is happening now, is like an already planned something.

Elon taking over Twitter was not ordinary.

Zuckerberg is a globalist and we all know what is happening to him..He will be reduced to minimum soon..A friend calls zuckerberg Satan secretary

MALIGNANTGuest:
Is this for your hubby or someone else?
That means my WIFE deserves a befitting birthday celebration this month, latest

Lmao..Nairaland..

You are going through the corners.

madridguy:
Majority of Buhari's critics are functional illiterates. They lack knowledge and understanding. Buhari has done so much with the little money we have.

Thank you Sai Baba.

Most of Buhari and Tinubu's sycophants/ Azzllickers are stack and redundant illiterate with lost hope..

They are a perfect definition of of anywhere belle face.

This is still morning by the time Tinubu is done, maybe na few sensible Nigerians will be alive

edoairways:
That is not an excuse.

K

bukatyne:
It takes two to build a healthy, mutually satisfying home.

We all know.

mariahAngel:
Ike gwuru o.



I say make I help am.

Jisie ike

jeromestarks:
The last line said it all.
Why settle for beautiful when you can have beautiful ProMax?

Will you choose a beautiful that understands you well for a life partner or a beautiful pro max with little or no understanding of your personality?

mariahAngel:
You're welcome.

fixed abii

Benjamin master of come backs...Peace is no longer an option.

mariahAngel:
Only a few people got that.

Lol...O wu nu ya..

Mana o nwere level you will reach in life, buying such luxury won't cost you any sweat.

That's when you have done the necessary things needed for basic life..

A friend whom God blessed beyond imaginations, ka m ngwara si ya were nwaayo na eshi onwe ya na ndi ulo, ya si m na ya karia la madu i mee ya ka ya bido uwa n'isi.. The confidence exudes..

Ugbu a ndi ogo ya shiri ya the way, choro I piwa ya azu.. Mata no be small mata o...Okwu apuola court sef

You can't be investing where they knew when you were feeding from hand to mouth.. Bia zie were golden spoon riwe nri now...Anya ufu na nke ukwu ga eju ha na obi.

jeromestarks:
If a girl truly have good character, she would have been a when u met her.

For her to have opened her legs for another guy shows that her character isn't as good as she thinks. In fact, she lacks morals.

A lady may fall into a deception trap of a hit and run guy, yet it doesn't make her a bad person if she is of a good character.

A lady of a good character is actually a beautiful lady...Regardless of whether she is a virgin or not..If she is a virgin, then it is beautiful lady raised to power 10.

azpekuliar:
That year BAT still dey one corner for Chicago dey sell im heroine small small while patiently waiting for Abacha to die.

Today na today..

HomeTutorsPro:
3 plots of land!

Lmao...una go kill me here..

edoairways:
Why are most marriage seminar centred more on women than men

A woman is the centre of the marriage..She keeps home.

If she fails, the home has failed to stand.

jeromestarks:
Why won't it crash when you be seeing red flags waving at you like Russian banner but you will still marry her.

Find a virgin and see how your marriage will last longer than a millennia.

The virgin noise is becoming unbecoming..

You guys seems to bypass character nowadays..A virgin with a nasty attitude is still a recipe for disaster..

Character and understanding keeps the marriage..Not virgin or non-virgin.

Nonexisting1:
Funny thing is that experienced oloshos and retired slay queens will give you more peace in marriage now than all these small girls that scream men are scum in the comfort of their university hostels. They have seen it all, done it all and there's nothing to prove again. But make sure they are actually retired and tired because some of them retire because of something. If they retire because breast done fall and they marry rich man who give them money for breast upliftment surgery, the olosho in them will be back.

Lmao...You?

The day ladies will summon your case to the Igwe in council..na wotowoto all angles.

Tallesty1:
Kids are marrying kids and giving birth to kids, it will only get worse.

I tire for this marriage case..

Nothing beats marrying when one is ready, matured and prepared with one who understands him/her.