₦airaland Forum

Samunique:
I now understand that, coming up for the first time in Kaduna with Muslim Muslim ticket was a ploy to test the waters for their agenda for 2023 election.

These people are master planners !

Look at the rate at which the Christians are being massacred under the watchful eye of El Rufai Mr capacity.

Now I strongly believe that there's an Islamic agenda going on in Nigeria !!

El rufai is a jihadist...I mean he is unapologetic about it..

They teamed up to eliminate sambo's deputy when Jonathan picked sambo for the VP slot...Leaving Kaduna in the hands of the Christian guy...

Elrufai, Isa pantami and others did everything possible to eliminate that guy...Till they opportunity came, and he was eliminated..

Fools think we don't keep history for the records..

Tinubu should go and ask about Abiola/kingibe..

And who made sure it didn't happen..No be a northerner..

Ancestor want to rule by force..E go shock am sha..

Of all people to take advise from, na el rufai..lmao..A man without conscience, steadily wiping out Southern kaduna..smh

Iamolukorede:
Wow, what a good gesture from the young � boy,besides a romantic show of love ❤ and affection that speaks about how caring he is without hassle but I hope she is a lady to be trusted and not the other way round.

[b]The lady I bought pointaic vibe during our relationship is getting married next month,[b] what I'm trying to tell here is trust no woman except she gives you tangible reasons not to doubt

Selah...

Eyaa...I hope you accepted the fate..@bolded.

Who is yours won't leave after meeting you...

For me I think a wife deserves these spoils more..A girl friend be like ripe palm wey dey by the bush path to stream..Until you take her to meet your people..And proceed to pay her dowry..Any man can Carry her while you are enjoying her.

FalseProphet1:
I see that girl using the phone to hook up with guys on coded runs, I see her dumping this boy after another sugar daddy who she met on coded runs and satisfied buys her iPhone 13, I see this boy coming online to lament how Nigerian girls are useless all of them.

This I have seen.

Lmao...you are difficult..

Rastaramsey:
See your mumu mentality
You don surprise your papa before
Fuckin bitter soul

Lol...You no even wait make he land before you strike am...

I don't know why some guys feel others are stupid for loving a woman..smh

It doesn't make a man lesser man because he opened his heart to love..

Life no hard, na human being just dey create drama and difficulties.

Cmanforall:
Nigerians also study architecture abroad

Wahala be like...

chatinent:
It depends on many circumstances sha.

Hire me.

O si hire me...lol

I have engineering experience o...I only enjoy different Ideas and ways of completing a task..Plus my uncle is a certified Civil engineer with more than 20years practice...

You fit come give me a pro max of the 31 bricks guy wey dey scatter..

chatinent:
I worked as a supervisor before so I know the in and outs. In mine, the major place I monitor is the turning of sand and mixing. Na there be the koko.

Interesting, so how many wheel barrows of sand or head pans of sand Will give 40-45 bricks per bag of cement?

I am gathering info for a next year project

ravensckar:
Mine was on the contrary. Na my papa scatter the free kpekus wey I don arrange for long.

There's this lady whose mum attend our prayer gathering (Asalatu). Initially, it was only the mum alone that used to attend. I sha noticed that the mum likes me so much, she'll be smiling while talking to me. Asking me about school, studies and life after school. Long story cut short, she brought her daughter (tall, fair, beautiful & well endowed) to the group and specifically introduced us.

We became so close that I started getting the son in-law vibe from the mum. The mum now jokingly told my dad that she'd be expecting him to pay her a visit soon so as to formalize the union. Na there kasala take burst. My dad told her that it will be better for her if her daughter is unmarried than to betroth her to me. That she probably don't know my nickname 'Shevchenko'. I no dey miss one on one. And that by the time I destroyed her daughter's womb, las las, I no go still marry her. The woman was beyond shocked.

As if that was not enough, my dad made a public sermon also talking about how humans can never be perfect. He said for example, as intelligent and well-behaved as I am, I no dey use eye see women (especially a fair & beautiful one). The man burn my cable publicly. Na so the relationship crashed before it even began. It took me a while to forgive him for that action because I been don program that chick for long term chopping. Aside that, every other lady in that our group started avoiding me like plague. It was even rumoured that if they smile at me, they will be hooked.


Fast forward to 5 years ago when I introduced my then fiancé to him. This man started again. He asked her if she truly knows what she's getting into. That I just look responsible for face but I no dey use eye see anything under skirt. After asking her which university she graduated from, my dad told her he was sure that I'd have other girlfriends in that same institution. Fear catch my fiancé. But luckily, I had told her everything about my past and how I've repented. Na there that relationship too for hit rock.


Some years later, I asked him why he was deliberately sabotaging me. He said he wants the ladies to know what they are getting into. Since him self born female pikin, he wouldn't open his eyes and let me destroy someone daughter's future.

So, those of una wey una parents dey try arrange for una, you people are very lucky. Me, after I don suffer arrange chick for myself, na my papa go scatter everything.

pharmagba:
Na my dad,
The Don of match making
Got is spot on on everyone except me.

Two years after NYSC I still decided to remaiin in the north. On visiting home after some discussion about marriage with my dad, he picked up his phone to call a lady to come over.
Before she arrived he briefed my on how good the lady is and I should talk to her. I knew him too well when he talks you don't argue.
The lady arrived in quick time and he told her to meet his very good son doing very well in his career. No body could paint me better. Had I been a lady I will have fallen from the encomium. Soon after he left us to discuss.
I found out that the lady was a nurse and her mum whom my dad knows had approached my dad to help secure her daughter a better job. To my dad what better job is there than to wife his beloved son. She even thought my dad calling her because of the job.
She was matured, intelligent and sincere My perfect spec. A beauty paragon with british accent. I still wonder till date how my dad knew my perfect spec
We shared some good moment together. We also laughed over it that she has been given the job of a wife.
Two things didn't make it work out one she said she had someone else and two she is a Muslim.
I freed her completely.

Your papa na guy man... ...

Na the same kind I have...I laugh at his coded moves.

Well he is the last person to match make anything for his sons...He will only give you guidelines on securing the better half..Which you as a modern day man may or may not agree with all..

I enjoy the mutual respect that exist between I and my Dad..He believe I am his Dad reincarnation, so the respect for my choice anď decisions has been there and doesnt hesitate to back me up whenever it is necessary.

As for my mom, rare breed...Things like this doesnt border her at all...She will tell you when you are ready bring her home..

Some mothers too like all those My son will marry your daughter gist...smh
I just don't like the match making idea..Parents must allow their children pick who gladens their heart, bring him/her home and present to them as the one.

chatinent:
Baba, why not mould 40-45?

The thickness actually lies in the mixing bro.

My engineer uncle recommended 33-35 for a stronger brick...

But I know 40 na standard....

If bricklayer mould 31 and e dey scatter, 45 go be castle in the air..

I am tired of these work men for Our Naija..And na their mouth sharp pass...They will always have this lie that will sound like excuse and assurance..

chatinent:
Omo, same here. Make e go mix one bag of cement use do 100 bricks.

Bricklayer I give work last week ..mould 31bricks per bag, bricks still the scatter two days after God have mercy..

I had to beg my cousin to supervise work...Before Una go hear say e collapse for front page..

Mariangeles:
Thank you so much.
I'll check him out, then let you know.

Good..I will be looking forward to that.

chatinent:
The only structure as twisted as this in Nigeria is corruption.

Lmao...

If i travel to any of these countries and find out a Naija engineer follow construct am, I no go enter..

Even one decking dey fear me for naija here..

alfredxyz123:
She is a great economist more than Okonjo Iweala and Largande together. She is my pillar now

Sound so good to know she is...for you to even comfortably keep such money with her..You are blessed man.

A man should never count himself lucky until he secures the Queen if he intends to marry.

This Queen can make or mar a man.

Zonefree:
My brother, nyash and breast are demonic

They are not bro, you allow it control you...

A time for everything..

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Zonefree:
Na like this I wan dey budget my life now.

Lol...girl friend 30naira...lmao


Na so una go talk, by the time she shake breast and nyash your body go do you jigijigi...Before you know it healthcare don overtake girl friend budget..

akaahs:
Hmmmmm, I always feel ashamed of myself at 35 yet to make my first million. The financial stress on me isn't not fear on me.

Keep aiming and going for the top, when your time comes, you will get there..

Some became millionaires in their 20s, 30s, 40, 50, 60, etc.....It is not yet Uhuru.

alfredxyz123:
I saw my first million march 4 this year before may 1, all has enter into thin air, Bet9ja collect close to 800k, it was like a film because the money enter once, I nearly die but God save me, now. I have recover from the lost and God has given me another million naira but this time, it is in my girlfriend account, she is a trustworthy fellow. Give up nor join. Betting has done more damages than good. I have lost close to 10 million in gamble, run away from gamble

Damn!

Pray your girl is the very economical type, just know you are a king..

If not...

Anny505:
Made my first ever $3.5k this year, should have been more than that but at least I'm grateful and I don't know if that counts as a million naira but I'm still hoping for more

3500dolls X by 420 CBN rate = 1,470,000naira...

Yes you made it.

Deeprooted:
Landed property never depreciates.

More money for you.

The only thing that appreciates in life..

Finneseguy1:
In anything your doing , don’t give up, always involve God, I made my first million last year, age 31 yr. Bought my first car and land same last year, through multi tasking business, not just one business, I was into real estate, price survey, site management, project supervisor , own a betting shop and a game shop, and I do small street

Street abii ya.......

Zonefree:
When I made my first million, a plot of land in my area was N2M, now a plot is N7M. I regretted buying only a plot then and using the rest to carry big nyashed girls.

Lmao...you still got a plot which is cool...You satisfied your urge then..Now you can seperate big nyash from investments...Except say na your wife..

ObaKlaz:
My girl can't even make proper Aboki-style noodles.

...But she sabi lash well well sha!

Man shall not live by lashing alone...

Better find woman wey sabi kitchen wonders...Who said you can't have it all..

CilicMarin:
It was good for PDP to hand over their ticket to a Northerner, another Fulani Muslim Atiku Abubakar even though the present occupant is a Fulani Muslim who has been there for 8 years- No noise from CAN or busy bodies Christians.

However it is wrong for the APC who considered the South in choosing their Candidate not to pick a Muslim for an ordinary VP...

I say, may Thunder Scatter that useless CAN and other southern hypocrites shouting muslim muslim ticket as if they would vote for the APC, even if they picked Christian-Christain Tickets..

Asiwaju and the APC, go ahead and do what is required to win the election. Dont listen to the advice of the enemies unless you want to fail.

Lamentations of an urchin...

Abiola did to hell with Christians and selected a Muslim kingibe...We all know what happened.

APC is a clueless party..They never thought about this before selling ticket to a desperate ancestor..

Let him pick ganduje na and Nigerians we vote along religious line in addition to regional.

Of course he can't be more Muslim than a northern Atiku.

Mariangeles:
Gi ehn? Onye uru ahia.

It's not even like I support Tinubu o.
I'm really not into politics, but Buhari forced us all to wake up.

May God help us all shaa.

Lol

I like it when a lady can make intelligent contributions to issues of concern and all round..It means her husband won't be bored as long as she has confidence and relaxed around him.

I was gisting with a lawyer friend biara izu ahia, After gist, ya si ka ya ga hangia around a bit before ya lawa na ulo ya...M ajuo ya why? Ya si m ya banye n'ulo nwunye enwehu akuko make ri sense o ga akoro ya na wuhu ntamo... I just can't relate..


O wu hu kwa umu nwaanyi ndi nollywood na Zee world only...It's cute when a lady has little knowledge about many things..And doesn't hesitate to ask about the ones she has no knowledge of.

garfield1:
Pdp is stronger in IMO yet apc owns 2 senate seats there.my brother,pdp is getting weaker in south,know this and know peace

We are talking about Akwaibom..

As for Imo we all saw what happened in 2019...Where PDP Ihedioha defeated APC despite them being incumbent..

All thanks to Supreme court.

Back to Akwaibom, I will believe you when APC win governorship in Akwaibom.

Jealousy, one word that can damage everything beyond repair..

garfield1:
Is that what the court told you? Akpabio will win this time his opponent is a weakling

Court ke...SS Akpabio is in APC to align with Abuja politics...And it paid off..Ministerial Job.

Back home, he knows it's a PDP strong home.

Edoziesmart:
10 Naira as transport fare?
That should be 1997 -2001

Lol...their is this big bus that is size of Noah's ark, Lol that bus can swallow a whole school and moves at snail speed..

The fare was 5naira sef...Trust school pupils, we go come lap our siblings join on top one seat we paid for..

Lmao...Supreme Court administrator...

PaChukwudi44:
He would lose again as usual.

He should have waited to be re-apointed minister if he was so sure Tinubu would win

Lmao...Dude no want hear stories that touches...

But he has been on a losing spree...

APC has no candidate in Akwa ibom.