₦airaland Forum

Normal normal...And she was putting on her wedding ring..

Anyways, we move.

saapphiere:
Before you quote me to remind me that father,brothers are male genders, I already know it and that doesn't changed the fact that men are rapists.

Na damaged PSYCHOLOGY the worry you sha..

Malory:
And there was no police on sight to round them up

This got me cracking

advanceDNA:
u better be careful...people are sleeping with dogs and monitor lizards out there... check and investigate your new partner well...no go dey call every man/woman you meet that want to marry you in 3 weeks time a miracle.

Lol...in summary..

Rastaramsey:
Damn damn damn
See as the wife be like drum

I don't find fat girls attractive

Although she get money

Some guys do...In fact na spec to them..

Golan007:
The only thing I like about Tonto is that she knows her calling.

Lmao

606thearena:
Good morning Nairalanders.
Please I’m really begging you guys for solutions.
I’m currently in 300 level in unilag . I’m currently In my 4th relationship Because of this issue of premature ejaculation. You lease if you been in my shoes before what did you do to get out of it . I don’t want to be on drugs to have sex all the time I’m just 24 years . I used to masturbate when I was young but I was not a chronic masturbator could that be the reason . Pls guys help with any remedy that will work , my currently relationship is currently shaking because of this issue every other thing I’m blessed with, just this premature ejaculation that is ruining my life and relationship.

Pls Nairalander do not view and pass by any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.

I will be waiting for your response Keenly

Take time to go through the comments...The answer you seek for is there.

Avoid drugs, otherwise you will get addicted..

Use natural means to sort yourself.

truthCoder:
Don’t take any drugs.

Sex is 80% mind and 20% physical.

First, don’t feel afraid before you start. Sex is not a competition. It is a means of communication.

You dont have premature ejaculation nor should it be your concern.

Are you trying to impregnate? Only couples can complain of premature ejaculation.

Your own complaint might be that you reach orgasm before your partner does.

Practice this sequence.

When you start, make your mind focused on making the girl happy. You have no other job. You are not there to impress with your pounding skill’s . You are there make her feel happy.

Focus on making easy and intimate movements. Kiss her slowly. Run run your fingers across her body. Explore. Follow her signs. If she touches your hand, it means she wants you to touch her hand. ..etc

Slowly make her blend into you.

If you feel like you want to climax, slow down, pull out and use your fingers or tongue. Dont be in a rush

If you climax, its not the end of the world. Just dont stop.

If you go limp, clean up, and focus on her. You will get aroused again. The second round would be longer.

Practice taking three orgasms in a row without stopping. Soon each session would get longer and better.

Don’t listen to kids who boast of banging for 2 hours without stopping. No vagina would withstand such assault without axle grease or engine oil. ..They are all lying. Even has cut scenes. One porn video might be 3 rounds of sex joined together.

Your goal is to communicate remember? If the girl is happy and you are happy, thats all that matters

Oooh!!!!!!

You've explained everything to him..Only if he will pay attention..2hrs is too much.

No vagina will withstand continuous pounding for 1hr..Unless she is no longer a human...Besides it will be come boring..

Sex is pleasure and shouldn't be a full time exercise...

Kriss216:
After forming strong head for your previous thread, your head don calm down, bah? Like my people will always say, "Dey no de use big gbola ginger ashawó".

E jihu Amu eyi Ashawo egwu..

Lack of money humbles a man.

dawnomike:
Poor dog... Must have been motivated by motivational speakers to face it's fears

Una carry mouth here sha..

Twoclans:
And he codedly shades nairaland resident pastor.

I swear you are a case.

Coded ke.. that was a direct machine gun shelling on Resident Evangelist..

Honestly, people like evangelist are annoying and irritating atimes..

Nature must fill the vacuum created.

StilmaVsBorn2w:
Back then when my mom was warning me not to go that far when our relationship started She kept on insisting I should go for the girls in my tribe, I thought she was just been a tribalist bigot. If only I had listened

She bore me a son, he's 3years now... though her people knows me well from normal visitation..but I haven't been able to pay her bride price yet due to the hardship this regime has on us. life happened, unfortunately she got sick since February, ever since then from one hospital to another..I took several loans from people for hospital bills to the point of me looking sick myself.so sad for us we lost her last night.

I informed her elder brother who knows about all thats happening, he called me back this morning to tell me that his people told me to be prepared to marry her corpse. He went further and said if I don't pay her bride price, my boy will be taken from me and I should be ready to withstand the consequences.
I was surprised, I called for the burial arrangements not for a marriage ceremony

I blantly told him, I won't, why would I get married to her corpse. He was angry and cut the call on me.

Am more concerned about my son, please lawyer's in the house do they have any right to take my son away from me?
Even if they do am ready to give it to them, but spending money to Marry her corpse I will not.

I only brought this here, if had chance for my son whose still in my custody.

It is not about tribe..She isn't legally your woman.

No dowry, no court wedding..

You are on your own..And she died in your hands, double wahala for dead body.

You will pay in multiples.

Better start finding ways to buy her brother over, no be by gra gra o, If They involve police, you are going to kiss freedom good bye for some time.

As a family boys, my Dad ring this issue like a bell to us, don't go and keep somebody's daughter without paying her bride price at least..The consequences outweighs the pleasure and so called love..

This is you cross...You must find way to buy her family to your side.

You will lose everything even your son..Except you negotiate things with them.

Chopchopfine:
I'm having this as dinner. You can join me if you want.

Soon, Nairaland food section will be named chopchop section.

happney65:
rumours then said chime used to beat shege comot for her body even in the government house .. Rumours ni oo..Allegedly..

it is a fact...She suffered domestic katakata in the hands of Sullivan chime then..always locked up indoors.

She show the guy pepper with stubborn head as the guy was so into Oringolifestyle...Dude flirt like tomorrow no dey.

Malory:
Because Simi ditched you for Adekunle Gold?

Nyenyenye..

Even falz knew Simi Adekunle prior to those collaborations.

Simi is flexible and adapt with any artist.

Falz case, is like that of many guys out there...Maybe Simi dump all of them..

BanevsJoker:
Onye Owerri.

I shi nnini.

Ayanwukoma:
My mom owns a boutique, but you see neighbour's going as far as the other road to buys things instead of just buying from us. Wearing new palms everyday, when we have same quality but they prefer buying elsewhere. I don't know why.

Same with my OGa that am learning barbing at his shop, some neighbour's don't cut hair at his place... This guy is so good and friendly that the whole Street knows him. He barbs very well too, but some people that stays opposite his stores always barb from somewhere else, but in the evening no light, they come to charge their devices.

Please why's that

For me, I go for quality. If my neighbour can't guarantee me that, I will never patronize him/her.

Recently, wind scattered a portion of my fence, I called a block industry owner to supply me some blocks..Because he supplies the blocks I use for contracts and they are of good quality.

One mugu, had the audacity to stop me yesterday and complain that he is from my village, so I am supposed to patronize him even when his price is wey higher..After he rant finish, Na so i raise my glass and move... I play a lot, but I don't eat rubbish.

Same Idiot ones discouraged someone from patronizing me in the early struggling days..The entitlement is so annoying.

Allow people patronize who they want to.

barrackozone:
I am a man that cannot kill a rat, let alone a chicken.

My wife [on her way to spread some clothes downstairs] saw this snake around 12:30pm yesterday and she started looking for a big stick to kill it.

I ran as fast as my legs could carry me but I still summoned the courage to be shouting instructions from afar.

In the end, my Odogwu � wife killed it but a lucid research into the snake's buccal cavity revealed it's one of the deadliest snakes on earth, the green mamba ���


Guys, be careful o

Green mamba..As deadly as cobra.

So it is safe to call you woman na

fumisko:
So ask her out

Ask her out when she is dating someone already?

OP was cutting liver to woo her..Any move by him now will be a joke on him.

It is late, though anything can happen..

Elder bro wey dey behave like last born go collect relegation o..

What happens to blood is thicker than water?

Two adults found peace of mind, and the internet noise makers won't allow us enjoy peace.

If married women in Nigeria will not go back to ask their mothers how they managed their fathers, your fellow woman will still snatch him..

With better package.

Mstick:
We all woke up to the news that Yul Edochie married a second wife and I've seen numerous takes especially from Nigerian men about how it's within his rights to do so. Of course polygamy is not and has never been a crime in Africa but is that really what polygamy is? Does the first wife at least get a heads up in such a situation?

May Edochie said she found out on Monday that her husband got married on Sunday, that is pure and sheer wickedness. A woman spends 17 years of her life with you, gives you four children and I am sure she has contributed financially, morally and in other ways to build the home and Yul Edochie didn't even have the decency to tell this same woman about his plans.

Men always talk about how the women of this days aren't loyal like their mothers LOL! Things like this and more that women see everyday and you still expect loyalty?!

My advice to every married woman, engaged woman and women in general. You see that man you're doing struggle love with, have a backup plan my dear, I repeat don't TRUST THE LOYALTY OF A BROKE MAN. Get a job, save money, don't have children that you cannot comfortably take care of alone, surround yourself with your family, don't fight your family EVER because when shît hits the fan they're the ones that will protect and fight for you.

African women, Black women, Nigerian women please and please stop aiding struggle love, go out there and work for your own money, it's better you struggle alone, than carrying a baby on your back while wondering what you would cook when you get home.

Work for your own money, stop shrinking yourselves, if a man says he wouldn't marry you because you've a car or a house it's not a lose but a gain.

Noise.

armyofone:
Munzy, menene ka fada ?

Even fada don tire to dey look o.

Mariangeles:
Does it matter?

I wouldn't say I was surprised by the news.
Going by what I read on this platform...

With each passing day, men of this generation are making loyal women look like fools.
They keep proving that they don't deserve loyalty.
In the near future, it'll be very hard for men to find women who will be devoted to them.

My dear whatever that is happening now, has happened in the past..Nothing new under the sun.

Even in the future, we will still have men who cherishes their devoted and submissive wives.

Yul is not a yardstick to conclude on us..

He is one amongst multitude of men..

Besides, women of these generation are not left out in the mess..It is now a normal for a lady in a committed ŕelationship to double or even triple date and commit to all men at same time.

When she is done, she will start making silly excuses.

One honest truth, we men check and cross check the woman we want to make our forever..Even if she is a virgin..Any man who says he doesn't is not being honest to it.

Lastly, if you are good, you will meet your likes..If you aren't it is over the bar..So it is not something to worry about..Just be of good value to your self first, then an added value/asset to your man..He will cherish you nomata temptations outside.

As for polygamy, I don't condemn it, but I will be last man to join such..my extended fam is polygamous, and it is something I will never subject my wife and kids to..

As long as I have her loyalty and submission, onwehu ihe gbasara m na nwaanyi o zor.

Mariangeles:
Sometimes, I find myself craving for it.

Vegetable soup with yellow garri. But they both have to be freshly made and burning hot.

A time will come when no one will do stale food..which is best sef..

Mariangeles:
Iya mi, I thought you didn't like swallow.

E shock you..

Ofe di uto, eme te kwuo garri..

Mvena:
This your white soup no white Uncle Gboyega

You be case..

naija4life247:
I am Pastor . . . . .

I will instantly switch to to CIA, KBG, and DSS modes.

Lmao...

Most pastors and other religious people, are con..they sway gullible people to enrich themselves..If you fail to study the scriptures very well, another will do it for you and possibly with wrong interpretation.

Ulunne777:
Once you say you are a Pastor

I swear...

Mariangeles:
According to the bible, it is a sin to even look at another woman lustfully!

So, you all should stop typing that where is it written in the bible nonsense!

Old abii new testament?

I know say obi ga afugbu gi na news Yul a.

Mariangeles:
Concubine best describes her.

Onye oshi di!

Onye oshi di kwa?


Nwaanyi wugharia, alukwasa ya ozo n'elu.

Elon price Nigeria na..

How you relax after pricing Nigeria..