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Flets:
Don’t be quick to judge the impact of the sanctions on Russia and it does not matter what Putin achieves in Ukraine.

If the sanctions stay in place, only count the scores after about 6months.

Russia will never be same again.

Russia will never be the same again.

Thrycimacus:
Hello guys I'm in need of a solution. I started dating my babe since last year, and we plan on getting married this year.

Believe me, I'm completely in love with her. Since I met this girl, it's as though every other girl isn't worth my time. I would say that we love ourselves to the best of my knowledge.

I didn't ever believe that my babe was a cheat, so I don't suspect her, neither do I read her text messages , nor even ask who called her and all that.

Something stupid happened today though. I checked my babes whatsapp chat out of curiosity without her permission (please guys forgive me for that). She was working on a project beside me while I was reading her chat.

I noticed she wasnt comfortable as I told her I only wanted to preview her whatsapp stickers. As I spent more time with her phone, she became so worried that she had to get her phone, asking what I was doing with her phone.

I told her I was reading her chat, then she got real angry, that I shouldn't have read her messages. There are contents there she doesnt want me to see.

Pretending as though I havent seen anything yet, I asked her , which content? Then she was already angry and collected her phone.

I tried getting g her phone but to no avail. Then I sat her down. Babe tell me, are you a lesbian ? She vehemently denied, asking why I will even ask her such question. Then I told her about her chat with one girl. She was trying to defend her self that the chat doesnt mean anything. The said chat was actually lesbian related.

I asked my babe, is the girl you were chatting with a lesbian, she said yes. I said fine, give me your phone let me continue reading then if you have nothing to hide from me. She refused.

I told her that her refusal only means 1 thing, and that can threaten our very relationship...

To cut the low g story short, at some point, she began to cry. I told her I knew she was a lesbian from that chat, I only wanted her to tell me with her mouth. She didnt directly admit it though, but she said that she was working on fixing her problem.

Admit it baby, so I know if its something I can fix with you, babe said she will tell me everything tomorrow, that she can't get herself to discuss anything with me today. With this, I had to understand and let her go. Hopefully tomorrow she can confide in me finally about her (I suppose) lesbian affairs.

Honestly I love this babe. Up until today, i have always believed that she loves me too. But this revelation is really threatening to destroy my future with her.

Before she left today , after I must have given her my word that telling me all her dark truth will not stop me from loving her, she said I was saying those just so she can open up. That if I leave her or change my behaviour towards her when she tell me what shes been hiding, it will not be good.

Please guys, how do I face this serious problem now in a mature way ?

Please I'm not here to play, I need mature contributions.

I created a new account for privacy sake

Story long.

Run!

A woman you want to marry isn't straight and you are still talking about love? Willingly can you share her with other ladies?

So after giving and receiving orals she will still kiss you with that? Even though one can do orals with his woman, so after that she goes on to do it with a random lady outside?

Think Think man....Too many straight, sweet intelligent decent ladies out there...Jaree.

LGBT should marry LGBT.

Straight must marry straight...

Injustice arise when you treat unequals, equally...And vice versa.

I know it is the mind blowing sex she gives you that is making you reason anyhow But you must know a wife is different from a girl friend o.

Rosement:
Are you sure she was not chatting with a guy?

Lol...Another angle..

Some ladies save male names with female to deceive the official boy friend.

Mariangeles:
Okay.


Yes. Don't you?

It goes well with fish stew especially.



See this guy o!
Olee nga I mutara ya?

A mutala m ihe ohuru n'aka gi.



Nice.
They make life fun.

I think so.
Gini ka I ji ya e me?

I do.. fresh tomato and mackerel..


O si see this guy a mutara m ya na aka a friend/associate..She grills in her home..plus some articles I read here and there.

Ihe o wu first ihe ohuru i na AMUTA?

Yea so fun..I just like how everyone sit close to the grill sipping something chill and tearing the meat..lol

Eji m ya eme ihe ndi mmutara ohuru na

Shawa na
Tacos
Some quick breakfasts that can go with my 3in1 coffee...

Prestonn:
Not really I just live that to Mama.

Thanks Boss.

Ok

Weldone

chatinent:
You don go carry four-corner head show dem say you be resident Elon Musk na. Why dem no go bill you?

8 gallons of palmwine? Na drunkard competition?

Kolanut/Kanda enough? Na food dem come chop for your head? And they called this part items for knocking the door?

So after they knock the door eating all those, they'll now loosen their belt to eat the main bride price?

16 gallons of palmwine? Mehn.
Look at all the crates of beer there!

Only compensations na N250k? Compensating them for what? Na cow dem rear?

Under “other items,” bride price is there but they said negotiable. Wetin come be all these ones dem dey list before?

Uncle mah confuse call am “traditional wedding list.” Na marriage only o make e no double your eye.

Baba, after marrying her, she dare not call you honey. You are her personal lord and savior!


Obinna, my heart goes out to you.

Abeg jare, contact me for thesis and dissertation writing.

Lmao..resident elon musk no be small one...He enjoys show off...

This is just normal list though...At least the too much talk about list in Igbo land can relax a bit..
..Na calabar babe he dey marry submissive ladies plenty there..

daytona007:
Left Owerri just Saturday here. I must confess, Owerri is a beautiful place. I got to eat Ofe'Owerri and Ofe'Ugba; lovely dishes. Already hunting for an Ada'Owerri. Lol

Spread the gospel

PrinceOfLagos:
Now this one caught my attention and I feel this is animal cruelty

This is a dog meat joint and the dogs waiting to be slaughtered are young and so cute

I think this isn't right at all to the young dogs

Animal cruelty ke

Una don start again...Na when Africans to chop these things una go follow dey shout cruelty..

Asians dey chop am we no hear animal cruelty o

mrvitalis:
Through the inconsistencies in economic policies of the APC government

Buhari and his supporters have made far more Igbo millionaires than anyone in history

Dollar add #20 you add 4000 to your goods then blame Buhari then complain pass the buyer

;DThis one na your business..

You want to Challenge a tribe that rose to odogwu level with just 20pounds given to our ancestors after the genocide.

You can't reduce who God has blessed.

As far as Nigeria can't recognize the Igbo tribe, nothing will work here..AUTOpilot ..

BluntNigerian:
Please,, this is something similar to something that I had posted earlier here.
Here is another person's experience on the same issue.
..
Please read through and drop your comments..

Done!
The man should man up as well...I have come to realize women respect themselves even if you are fvcking her, when she knows you are a man and stand gidigba as a man regardless of threats and manipulative moves...

If I am the man, she will never get a certain amount again..Just random sum...And some expenditure will be handled by me...Thank God I am learning how to cook...Na for her face, I wil be giving my kids a meal treats.. her senses go correct on top buhari and incoming Tinubu nairas...

Well I don't think I can date such lady sef..

BluntNigerian:
FROM MY INBOX.



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Please He Needs Advice.

They married without discussing the finance according to what they both earn..So issues like this must come up.

She has become comfortable and arrogant with the allowance..Since she threatened to return the upkeep money, he should withhold that of next month and handle it himself...maybe he will discover the loopholes since 2019

If you are awlays giving, the receiver will keep demanding and as well increase unwarranted expenditure.

If she earns, commom sense demands she augment the one you give with little from her income to keep the family going..

A woman binds the home, when she is unhappy, the whole house will be hot for everyone..I don't know how some men end up marrying an Enemy as wife..With this wife, that man will never grow...To think he has HBP I pray he live longer.

A woman can make you the greatest amongs equals..

A woman can also bring the greatest man down to zero...

I no dey too put mouth for hubby-wify matters offline, because I no trust some men when konji hold them...They will be like baby sorry it was Munzy that said I should handle the expenditure..

In marriage, guys! Marry your friend...Leave slay queens for ancestors/sugar papas..

placeofallure:
E be like that Champions League match wey Barca don win Liverpool 3-0 for first leg, but Divock Origi con punish Barca for second leg
You go wait tire!

Back on campus, I have actually told a guy he must be ambitious to want to date me. He's been troubling me for months but nothing in this world is gonna make me date him, no chemistry.

But he must have felt really pained because he never bothered me again. I actually thought I'd run into him to just apologise for saying those hurtful words to him but I didn't.

Lol...

Oops! That was a massive bruising of his ego.

Anyway it should be a motivation for him...

No need apologizing, worst you can do in life is regretting an action..
Probably it was your own way of telling him off...Some.approach can be irritating if you have no feeling for the person.

Iyaebe:
Im a queen,I don’t know about the slay you attached to it

You are not a slay baby na...

The lady in the story is..and na them get formings.

Mariangeles:
Right.

That’s nice.



How does one plant a herb like curry?



Yeah. Smokey flavor.

I gbaliri. You kept it basic.

You can propagate using either seed gotten from matured dry flower or you propagate with fresh stem like the ones in the local market..You can buy and plant them.

It same with Nchuanwu.

Do you like the curry leaf?


Yea, that smokey flavour is heavenly...You can as well cut onion and throw some into the red hot burning coal for more flavour..or you make use of herbal leaves.
Yea very basic o, learning how to give my family a treat when it is time.
But anytime I visit the malls, I will add barbecue sauce to needs.
They sell sharwama wrap(tortilla) at the malls right?

baralatie:
Chai
See where you carry talk go

Where na

Iyaebe:
Not really but I do not have to go through stress to feel at ease like the woman went through lol.

She is a slay Queen, are you one?

Iyaebe:
Abi ooo if I'm not free with you then I shouldn't be with you.

That is it.

[quote author=jimmyolasun post=111230479]Nothing does us. Atleast ASUU compensate us with all these Undergraduates wey dey house.. everywhere calm, all amebo don go work, children dey school. Best time to be naughty atleast if naa loud moaner she be, nobody dey area. So coast cleàr

How we dey chew Dem when everyone including their boyfriend's dey work[/quote
Crazy thoughts..

Loud moaner..lmao

Iyaebe:
Agreed but her case was like she had no option

Why will you agree to such?

The first step of being free to enjoy a relationship is by being real with yourself.

If my girl never fart where I dey, I will begin to wonder if i am dating a human.

These things follow a reflex action...Some do fart during sex...So in the middle of sex, one will excuse his/her self to go fart...

And kill the spirit of everything that is standing.

Iyaebe:
She’s dating herself if she’s not free to do and undo in front of her so called boyfriend

Iya

So you dey release am any how for your man?

Mariangeles:
There’s something fulfilling about it.



I remember back then, we all planted our beans around the same time.
So each day, everyone will check on their plants, water them and put them where they can get some sun.
Some days later, some among us announced excitedly that their plants have begin to sprout, while mine and some others seemed like nothing was happening. (Even though I was more than diligent in watering mine o. )
Even one of us that even skipped some days in watering his plant, and yet it sprouted.

About two days after theirs germinated and mine didn’t, I became worried and began to doubt myself that there must’ve been something I didn’t do right.
I thought maybe I had planted bad seeds, seeds that had holes in them or maybe I didn’t water it enough.
Before the end of that day, I lost patience and dug out the seed to check, LO AND BEHOLD! It was already growing, but I killed it out of my impatience.
I had to plant another one all over again.

So since then, I took it as one of life’s lessons on the principles and rewards of faith and patience.



You got the grill? Charcoal grill?
How did you marinate the chicken?

Exactly...fulfilling when you achieve success and equally make money from it.

My ideal family is going to have a homestead..like that YouTube channel you shared..That couple in heaven .


Hahahahaha the story got me cracking imagination of your frustration and worries as no germination in sight..

You can be a bit impatience like mpa m
I churu ya oku oku..

You must learn to be patience with Agro and other things in general...More like enduring.
No quick cash in agro until you have run series of long term investments.

Yea charcoal grill...It comes with a unique flavour..

I did simple and easy way...Fresh habanero, dry cayenne pepper, the ginger, garlic and curry powder, onion and seasoning cube + salt..

I had to pre cook(this only way I can eat it without thinking I am eating uncooked meat ) for some minutes without water before coating with the spices again and a little oil..
Then, placed it on a grill...From there to stomach

Chenu60:
VIDEO: Lady Thief Caught, Beaten And Stripped In Benue


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1j0tykAzys

Even though things are hard, stealing is never an option...no joy on the street.

A lady stealing...mstchwww huge turn off

Waiting to see Mr Ibu and his age mate...

chatinent:
I don't woo sha. I'll just be me and you crush. Lol

You be Ramsey Noah abii majid Michael

But you must woo your woman anyhow you take do am..

paulolee:
no be matter of assumptions....I was a king simp bk den....no bea fit try am now

Hahahaha it is safe to say you were Tony umez back then, now you be jim iyke..

brosom:
No I didn't relaxed, it was actually my 4th approach in 6weeks, but all she kept saying to me was that she'll think about it.

Bro I've other things to worry as of then so no need to wait on the queue.

You just explained a bit with details.

You gave her time, and she was doing shakara...Is a good thing you move. Before she turn you to OZO bbnaija

Senomii:
E be like you go chyke person mama
Go for your level una go say no, go toast buhari wife na

I knew this thread will be comedy extra today...

brosom:
yeah bro, she kept me waiting all this while, though I've long moved on. Just all of a sudden she starts doing that notice me attitude.

It seems you relaxed when she said she will think about it?
If you did, that was wrong..She gave you heads on with the statement..All you needed was to give her few days, then return to know her stands..Then hear her out.

In all, a lady that likes you, won't stress you, when you woo her...But you must not relax..A real man goes for his woman..

ariesbull:
ina atụ pụrụ ya ọnụ.... No bi Lagos we dey...

Many folks are doing better on East pass them wey dey Lagos

I think you misinterpreted her reply, I wanted to know if they grow the fruit na lagos as well..And she replied.

As for doing well, that one is sure, some in SE are doing far better than some in Lagos..Even though lagos has more opportunities in most cases...The money and population.

HenryDion:
She said I'm a player, that she doesn't trust me. Well, I moved on. She later became the chaser and I was the runner.

Hahahahaha this reminds me of my first sure girl friend..Babe was scared from day1 she accepted..

Her excuse was I am a player, I will leave her..And we dated for 2years..Before distance scattered us

I laugh whenever I hear this excuse. Some ladies are lovely and funny as well.

paulolee:
said I have to join her church choir so her parents would get to know me very well..
so dt whenever she's coming to my side or if her parents hear dt she's with me, dey would believe dt she is in safe hands..
them no de tell goat to secure yam na....

She is nice...Be like you dull then , for her to give you format to use on her..

It is the way to get most church church ladies...Join her church on temporary stuff, she all yours...The mindset though

brosom:
That she'll think about it,

It's 3 years now aunty saw me and was like she no dey see me and I no dey call why?

I told her I'll think about it .

Normally when a lady say she will think about it, just know you have won first leg of semi-final match in champions league..

But this your I will think about it, be like na opposite o...since 3years 3yrs pikin don dey waka na..