₦airaland Forum

Thinktwicemybro:
Ashawo

Lol

The meme.

Bluntguy:
That scrap business may worth ten times the total value of that woman's shop, las las. Just that one thing the young man failed to understand is that there is dignity in labour.

You are right.

maiiilooo:
Mad!!
Everybody repeat after me ,I say "mad"

Wife material abiii

My presidential campaign posters will be out by next week..

Zee0007:
My fellow nairalanders help me out on this. My immediate elder sister said she can't marry the guy she's dating.

The guy is a successful barber. I love the guy because he seem responsible and well cultured. From the looks of things, he will make a good husband for her.

But my sister shook the whole house yesterday when the supposed barber proposed to her, She outrightly rejected the guy because of his profession.

She's in her mid 20s. Please what should we do? She's getting older but she seems not to realise.

The guy called me this morning and pleaded with me to talk to her. What will I say to her, now?

A wider view will be much appreciated.

There is nothing you can do...

She took him as maga...

It's a pity some guys are on this table now feeling they have found their missing rib..

Iyaebe:
Do you know that you are already a table as a woman?its now left for the man to design his table to his taste.Every woman out there is naturally a table and you’ll find a lot inside that table which most men can never withstand and cope with if roles were exchanged,God designed us differently let’s all embrace whichever part we fall into and also play our roles diligently

Ridiculous...

chatinent:
The most annoying part of all these marriage talks is that there's nothing she is bringing or will bring to the table!

But will come with the highest shakara...

;DSteal from the Government and donate to a government institution...Robinhood things.

Yusufisraelj:
E be like say OP get health issue, 2 to 3 times a week, what is that? Ah ah

Mama and Papa ways...

Videour:
Actually she's a good girl in all aspects. We have been dating for 3year now, she's all I want in a woman, her smile gives me joy every time with dimples.

I am 35 years she should be going to 25 this year. A career lady that has this hustle spirit in her but my problem is that she's obsessed with sex.

Imagine a man at my age having 2 to three times a week, which I know if I don't put in work she's definitely going to get it else where.

Psychologically, it's affecting me.
Please what is the best way to handle this?
My Nairaland family.

What? Even at 35 ?

Dude this isn't a problem...I feel you are trolling.

If she abstain now,you will still create a thread filled with suspicion

Take your exercise routine seriously..

3times in a week is average...When some men the run 3rounds a day... like say na vitamin syrup prescription

6times in a week..

First it is good you two are sexually attracted to eachother...Please don't kill the vibe as you scored her well for ticking your boxes.

Iyaebe:
Hmm maybe you are not strong enough to satisfy her because I don’t know how 2 to 3 times a week is too much. I’m against premarital sex sha but when I start having sex I won’t let any day waste.So if you can’t handle her,please let her go and don’t you call her names

Reverend sister continue...

Third pics is cute...

See his man Oseloka Obaze.

She is trying to start from somewhere..Which is fair regarding Nigeria situation.

SmartProf:
Any married prospective female corp member who feels dissatisfied by this policy is a suspect.

SultanOfPuna:
All the Nigga RAW's after hearing this news.

#NoCondoms
#Raw4Life

STIs looking at the Nigga Raws like...

First picture na booed up gang... Wahala for single person wey go put head.

We all gbuo gi there...

Judas weh betray all of a sudden is blaming us...
Smh

Oga na you form alliance to help him win...You set Nigeria backwards..Ancestor wey dey betray no suppose show face for public..

Anyway lets see how next year go stew.

stixxy:
I hope ur love doesn't have a bus stop

Nairaland

Wetin una no fit talk, no dey exist.

SmartProf:
Peter Obi has become Atiku's hypeman. I'm sure they maybe drawing up a joint ticket again.

Peter is one politician with extraordinary personality..His loyalty to Atiku didn't start in 2019..

Atiku was the one who saw how messed up Anambra was under Mbadinuju, he returned to Abuja and told his boss OBJ, Mbadinuju will never see a second term..Otherwise Anambra will be a shadow of itself...

That was how the Job became open, and ngige hijacked the seat with Uba brothers who were OBj errand boys then..It didn't stop Atiku and Encouraging Obi to fight his mandate..And the rest is history.

I like men who uphold loyalty regardless...Betrayal shouldn't be in a man's book.

People will say Atiku betrayed OBJ, thats a false accusations...Atiku stopped OBJ from being what Putin is now in Russia..OBJ going for a third term manoeuvre would av been a disaster.

Which one is threatens, it will slow down immediately.

Industrial processes involves use of heavy machines..And you run them with diesel.

They are stucked.

Iyaebe:
O don’t need a bad boy around me,there are still sabi good men

They are not bad in the literally sense, Just that they know more, so the society we live in tag them bad..

Twoclans:
Lol

Side chic and side piece is one of the highest paying jobs in Abuja.

Exactly...One of my street babe move to Abuja, her mama dey celebrate

Me I am laughing, I know babe change location make something see fresh stuffs before engine go knock due to poor servicing..plus mama eye no go reach her side..

Iyaebe:
kikikikiki how will I now know man wey sabi since I’m against premarital sex,abeg it’s nairaland that spoil me small ,I no sabi anything

You will know by his words and actions...Sabi man is a society bad boy..

And you know the trend ;

Bad guys marries good girls.

Bad girls marry the beta men. Let me intentionally avoid using SIMPLmen..

Twoclans:
This again

How many times are we going to tell ladies that their marriage vows is with the husband.

You want to fight Abuja girls , you go fight tire

Abuja girls carry gear4 for side chic tutorial...

Romanoff:
I do not have sympathy for side chics.

But then, I also don't have sympathy for women who fight with side chics instead of the randy community apparatus they married.

One thing I know is, if you are sleeping with someone's husband, continue, dey enjoy the money, them never even born the one wey go use Kayanmata on top your own husband collect am for your hand.

The world is still round, what goes around comes back around.

Lmao...if na by community apparatus, her husband must be a student of her father...Because he married his side chic as second wife and Imo first lady now..

Anyway, she should relax her own son is next in line to keep a side chic..Na family business.

Iyaebe:
Primary school?That means you be methuselah in that kind of thing.na wa ooo

King Solomon you mean..

You see how you are flowing with the 18+ gist, woman and 18+ matters..

Make sure say na man wey sabi you go marry o....So that your organism go last longer that Methuselah age o

ENGINEERG:
I don't even understand this country again.
Water dispenser refilling is now N700, and before APC came to power it was N200.
Which wicked change is this ?

Another thing I don't understand is why the price can be N700, when two bags of pure water is equal to one bottle of dispenser.
A bag of pure water is N250, and dispenser should be N500, even it should be cheaper since it didn't use any nylon.
And surprisingly, I bought it N450 last week Sunday.. How can N250 just added to it .
Is this govt or even our people?

The way you guys pretend like you returned from Jupiter eeh

How much is a litre of diesel in your area?

How much is a litre of fuel(PMS)?

As long petrol supply is affected, prices of things sill skyrocket...It is the fate Nigeria is passing through since 1960...

Anything that affects petrol price, affects every tom, dick and Harry here.

We are still in the Morning stage of Next level sha

DropsMic:
Bweast

OG..

Iyaebe:
kikikikikiki you have spoilt finish

Did I mention any thing? I said tools...na only you know wetin you decode o..

I don spoil since primary school na..
When I always prefer being the daddy during play..And you know the major work daddy na

Iyaebe:
only if you know a single verse in the bible.

See you...I know proverbs 5:18-19

Especially vs 19 where it said let my wife's breast satisfy me at all times.

Iyaebe:
lol upcoming wey pass oga

Lol...

In bible studying abii?

Iyaebe:
lol I don’t know anything ooo

Lol...I talk am na...You will pretend like you don't know anything, until you become comfortable with him...

Even, you will be the one to put hand inside his boxers to bring out tools..