₦airaland Forum

Parachoko:
The way Olosho and sex matter com dey rampant for Nigeria now is so scary

There is a lot of single mothers and Yahoo boys on the street

Every teenager they get Boyfriend and girlfriend

I dey see boys of 14-17 years dey do Yahoo

Nigeria was not this way before.

It is alarming bro...It is now a taboo not to be in relationship for these teenagers...

And it is not like they are doing normal teenage relationship, these ones are fvcking more than full option adults...Practicing all sorts of dirty sex from watching porn..

It is about to get ugly.

Divoc19:
Me too.
Oder men mostly want companionship while young men are overly konjified at all times

Smart people will know the slay queen is saying the mind of many ladies..

Men become best version with age..For that, younger ladie will always dance around...So long as he has something.

ednut1:
One of Alex’s mgbeke looking to trend. Shame

MadeINchenzen2:
winner members are good with mouth action

Mariangeles:
Yes.
There’s nothing more joyful and exciting than seeing your plant sprout.



Of course.

When we (me and my friends) were little, we would get empty milk tins, fill them more than half way with soil ,water the soil and plant bean seeds in them. (Beans were a favorite choice because they sprout faster)

Agro is life sha..I found peace in the whole thing about it.

Hahahaha it will be rare to find any adult now, who didn't plant beans then.. and maize...When I was little, I follow my parents to farm, to plant maize after labourers are don tilling the soil...The portion I planted did wonders...My dad said I have green hands....This was in nursery 3 and primary 1.....Since then, I was hooked....I had to quit other things to invest in it sha...

Agro is life.. I have this circle of 5 serious entrepreneurs..Na me be their last born for group and only single one...So today we were discussing lowkey relaxation, one said he is doing out door grills and chills with his wife in his house....I just reminded them I did full chicken barbecue last night with my bro...Life need a treat at home ones in a while. advantages of being a farmer.

Obascoetubi:
If that soldier started beating her, make she no come and make noise online o

Her karma...If the karma wants to be deadly it will blow away the hubby and saddle her with responsibility of taking care of the kids alone after they have arrived..

People should understand the spiritual dominates.

The guy is in deep pain.
God will heal him...Best revenge is massive success...

Mariangeles:
I hope to own a fruit orchard like King Solomon some day.

Simple and easy...Though with cash

Do you like Agro?

Have you planted something before? Ka m ju kwa o.

22o62021:
She too slim abeg

But I hear say lekpa girls Sabi fûck

You hear you hear who the tell una this things?

Anyway slim girls sabi

Threebear:
Looks like I'm right ....as always

The genderless!...

Violence violence everywhere....

Mariangeles:
I’ve always thought of it as a tree that only grows wild.

How long before it begins to bear fruit?

It does, when people lick and throw away the seeds like early man was planting without being aware..

If you grow it from seeds, it takes 5-7years to fruit.


If you grow from budding, It will fruit in lesser time than the above estimated..

People do grow it's orchard like the family friend that called me last week, she has an orchard of it.
The landed properties her hubby bought when he was Buhari's personal lawyer, she is converting some to udara orchard.

Infact fruits are becoming a thing for the average and above class.

These economic fruits are cash crops now.

iamyemiakins:
Amazing feat!

Na to go submit your CV to Innoson Motors remain now

Exactly where most Mech Engine guys from Unizik run to.

Person no go school, but has the business brain to set up a huge business and get person wey go school sitting down to be interviewed...smh


Iife no balance.

NwaAmaikpe:





See my fellow 1st class degree holder in Engineering.
Can someone tell this boy that with such brains, he has no reason being in Nigeria, he should be in one Aerodrome in Ukraine or in an auto assembly plant in Sweden.

Most people here may not know, but I graduated as well with a 5.0 CGPA and first class degree in Kpekus Engineering.
There is no rusty crevice that wasn't brought back to life after being worked on by me.

But it is not by getting a CGPA of 5.0 in Mechanical Engineering in the classroom, can he replace pistons and rings in the workshop?

Can he use an Allen key and '15 combined' perfectly with just his left hand while his right hand romances the boobs of an agbo seller as he replaces the 'half-and-top' of a faulty V8 engine without being distracted?

If he can, then he is just as good as me in this thing called engineering.

Just visualizing the write up as an imagination... you are really crazy.

Lmao half and top of a V8 engine na your mate?

Obagofixxy:
As a man if you no hustle, u no go chop ohhhh, now wey Nigeria situation dey bad.... that girl Don successfully do advert without paying anybody ohhhh.....

#to be a man no easy my brother

Exactly...Even the bible said no food for a lazy man..

Yea she has..And she looks good..One guy mam will marry her unto a supportive wife.

Mariangeles:
Of course, they do, but hardly in Lagos.
I even believe they have it more in SW than SE.

Onye gwara gi?

SE wu ebe ojuru kara o...A family friend called last week for us to help her set up a 1200 stands of it..She just discovered how to sell the plant at 2500/per plant.

Person wey her husband don Make money tire still dey find money o..n'elu udara matters.

She bragged to me of having the best udara nwa nnu na SE anyi a..

Mariangeles:
Legodi ihe I juga?
Don’t be surprised that Lagosians eat the first and last set of harvest o.
At the end of the day, it’s all about the money.
O wu ego n’ekwu, and Lagos is where the money @.
In Lagos, we don’t do the work, we pay for the work to get done.



Fine. Thank you.
I hope yours is going great as well.

You didn't answer the question clearly o, do they plant it in the west abii it moves from SE to there?

Yea, lagos wu ebe ego Naija juru..Okwa unu na eri first and last harvest abii

Yea surely..

SarkinYarki:
Why do you people go into marriage with such poor financial prospects ? Suffer no dey Taya una?

Some with good potentials do see light at the end of the tunnel.

While some won't, and rely on their kids as only investment.

LadySarah:
So Npower was really a family mans main job?Npower,a temporary FG political tool.

E Shock you abii?

The worst I saw was a graduate living on 13k salary of his wife who teaches in one very weak nursery school like that

Though he does menial jobs sometimes.

Mariangeles:
Noted.

So udara nor cha ebe ahu i nor?
Do they plant it, abii one ambitious Igbo business tycoon is moving it from here?


How is your sunday going?

Amza07:
it's very painful and I love her you know we need to respect women especially their feelings.

So, what happened to the money you realised from selling the bike? Don't tell me you've used the money for feeding o

Just split the money into two, and start up a small petty trade for her to support you...While you keep doing what you are doing to keep the family moving.

If you can drive well, you can pick up a new one on a higher purchase or apply for a position of driver if their is vacancy...at all at all na em bad pass..

Your wife is down because the family isn't doing fair like it should...to think she suggested an Idea that failed is something else for her..In such case, you collect the loan first before you sell your properties..

1 rule in life, mind who you trust, expect little or nothing from anyone.

Please your wife must start doing something now...even it is 1naira she makes a day, she will be happy. And if she is, you have peace at home.

And for you, never relax.

Mariangeles:
There’s such a thing or you’re joking?

Guess na..

Or do you want assignment?


Udara is of three types..The nwa nnu(sweet sugary).
The nwa ose(sour taste, and probably most nutritious due to high vitaminC content).

Lastly The one that taste bland...purple or reddish and green coloration.

Proudlynaija:
Edikaikong

Cute...one of my favorite soups...

Prestonn:
Village kitchen


●Rice cooked with coconut milk

●Fish

●Spinach

Have a great weekend everyone ♥️

Interesting...pres with the stonn...You've abandoned our local cuisines completely...

Nice one though.

BlueRayDick:
When u wake in the middle of the night to munch on some meaty pizza

Junks is a life saver atimes...Pizza, sharwama etc....Thank God for them

Mariangeles:
What do you call these in your language?
Let's learn something about our various languages guys.

Udara nwa ose...

Cyphar:
My mom was trying to be in control of my life one time like that. Im the first child and first son. Yet she treats and talk to me like im the last born. She respects my younger ones more.
Got to a point she starts dictating the kind of woman i must love and the kind i should not have anything to do with. My dad fought her several times because of this attitude of hers to me.


But now my mum no longer behave that way. Why, because i had to sit her down then let her see reasons im no longer a baby

I even had to relocate to another state just because of this issue.


Thank God for my mum now.


All she does now is support all i do with prayers and that is enough.

You made her understand you are the man..

Nice One.

falcon01:
I love black girls

Black is beautiful....

Mariangeles:
That op’s mother is the type of mother Acidos!s was referring to the other time. Overbearing.

Ike gwuru...I thank God maka udi nne m nwere...O nwekwara nu ohere ma ya fodu i bia kpowa enyi m nwaanyi

The guy's mom was capitalizing on what gives him joy to hurt him.. a whole mother that should have made her child's happiness a priority.

Mariangeles:
As long as they don’t interfere in their children’s relationships, like this one’s mother https://www.nairaland.com/7038040/mom-just-ruined-relationship#111188787

You perfectly understand my point...

Having parents who don't interfere is Diamond.

Hehehehe, I just dropped a sure advise to him...Exactly what I will do.

They don't know how bitter a seperated or divorced mom can be....She will be like, if I didn't enjoy marriage, baby girl you won't enjoy my son.

One must use ako na uche...

God forbid I leave my woman God has blessed me already with, maka a bitter mom..

She even gave him her life savings...They sure have future.

Chynx:
Finally, na women be women problem.

No be today na.

daifeanyi68844:
I'm an only son and in relationship with a lady I love so much.

We started dating while we were students. Our relationship is 4 years and 8 months. Everything was going fine until she moved into Lagos and I introduced her to my mom.

Now, any issue I have with my mom, she calls the innocent girl and says it's because of her this thing happened.

My mom and I live in a three bedroom apartment. She and my father are separated.

One minute she's nice to the girl, the next she isn't. We broke up today because of this. I'm really hurt. This girl loves me unconditionally, she supports me, treats me so well. When I started my business she gave me her 200k savings to invest in it. I can't even believe my mom is doing all this. I don't know what to do. I'm really hurt. We planned on getting married this year. I don't know if I would ever find a good person like her.

On the other hand, my mom doesn't even care. I want to cut every ties I have with her.

I am advising you from a male angle...Go and get your girl...She didn't leave, show her you have a mind of your own..Go after her, she will never forget you for this move.

Leave your mom, she will be fine...Go and rent even if na one room apartment, for your peace...Start your life with a woman of your dream and youth.

Your mom will be fine las las..

She is seperated, she is a scorned woman, and must take her pound of flesh if you give room for that.

Don't lose your good woman.