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mariahAngel:
Happy weekend people. ✨✨✨
It's a beautiful ☀️ Saturday morning, so try to give yourself a good breakfast.

So, if you could have any of these for breakfast, which would you prefer?

Picture credit: Instagram

The As have it

paulosan:
Hi Nairalanders,
I had to use this new moniker for the purpose of this post.

I have been going out with my lady for 7 months now, and the relationship has been beautiful with everything falling in the right places, she has most of the qualities i have always desired in a woman.

I traveled out of town for two weeks, i got back yesterday, she opted to make me something before i got back so she went to my house earlier yesterday to prepare food.

I noticed that since I got back she has been texting on her smaller phone and has been carrying the phone everywhere while leaving the big one on the bed or anywhere. She work up this morning and continued texting on that phone, i have been acting like i am not seeing all the moves so that i can actually find out what it is.

I am trying so hard to be calm in other not to make her realize and wipe anything that might be as a pointer to evidence.

I have been having different thoughts as to have to handle it:
1. I was thinking of checking the phone, depending on what i see, i will ask her who she has been texting, i will after a few days like i did not see anything.
2. The second thought was i ask her who she has been texting and request that she opens the text and we see together.

I don't want to jump into conclusion until i see what it is. I really don't know what to do, i am confused and i don't want to make mistakes with my marital life as i plan settling down.

Please advice me, criticism is welcomed as i know some people will come at me.

Very clear and simple to read her.

She is keeping her options open.
Her big phone is for you.

Small phone is for side guy..AKA PLAN B.

Small time PLAN C go enter.

Is a woman thing..But be smart and wise, If you are ready, go and marry her.

So you can comfortably put an end to plan B C.

South is blessed!

But Politicians enjoy the divide and rule syndrome.

See natural wealth.

Joining Cultism in Benin is as good as living in any Borno community controlled by Boko haram..No sleep at all.

Uniben is An Ancestral home to NBM....Cultism is a way of life over there.

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Adonis69:
Earlier this year I met this guy and we became friends. He started visiting my apartment because him and his friends just moved into my compound. But I noticed that although he looks athletic, well built and physically fit but he's very sexually active, swinging both ways.
Yesterday I got an oral quick HIV test kit and told him it was for gonorrhea test because he's not that enlightened. So he accepted to the test. When the result came out, he's HIV positive. I wasn't so sure, so I contacted a HIV health worker and he confirmed that the owner of the test is positive.

Now, should I tell him or keep it to myself because he's already telling me that condom busted the last time he was having sex with a lady, which gave him gonorrhea. So he was taking drugs for it and was asking me how to prevent such from happening in future. I've advised him to double the condom, since he has a very huge and slightly curved dick, which is the cause of the tear during sex.

So pep, should I tell him he's positive or mind my business? He's been running temperature since yesterday and was com5plaining of cough and catarrh.

Gay people and HIV though...

mariahAngel:
2. Ofada rice.😌

E.K gwuru...🤣🤣🤣

TANID:
the Next Thing Na ta ta ta ta ta ta ta

Just say Junior and his brother should start expecting Baby sis..🤣🤣🤣🤣

Scarcity creates value..The Joy I pray it last, as they start living together now..

SavageResponse:
There's nothing attractive about her!

Honestly speaking!

Ona

safarifarms:
I'm happily married.

People say you should marry someone who has attributes/character that is opposite of you, they say by that you will compliment each other. I'll say, that is a recipe for disaster.

You should marry someone who ticks most of your list (no one can tick all), and also has a lot in common with you. That way you'll have less cause for strife, arguments and strife.

I've had a few misunderstandings with my wife of about 9 years but never had a heated argument, talk less of a fight.

We have a lot in common and hold similar perspective in most things.

Words on marble..Opposite character in a partner is a ticking time bomb!.

Such a stupid move by the man.

You must heal, before you move on.

😌
Small testing wey Israel do, casualties come be like when them spray insecticide on soldier ants..

By the time ground Invasion start, the whole of GAZA will turn to cemetry..

In this life, no go fight who pass you..Na suicide mission.

Long ago av ditched taking advise from some soo called advanced and experienced men..
Like Baba Afe and co..
Theses are people who made money from being attached to politics directly or Indirectly.

They become depressed or hostile, when you have figured and followed through the path they made use of to acquire wealth.

If I see that chemist guy, I go buy am one chilled stout(Mortuary standard), for thinking out of the box.

You cannever become wealthy by being a conventional minded person.. Just think out of the box.

AchrafHakimi:
Pain went straight to Tonto Dikeh
The shame she must feel now will be severe. Another prettier, younger woman made your home work where you failed.


Take it or leave it, any home is made or destroyed by the woman. Let no one deceive you.

No doubt.

Farmerakinloye6:
smile... you must think it is Rosy the way I update . It is tedious, stressful and capital intensive. You may not even see meaningful result in your first planting. Research ( theory and physical) very well sir!

A raw and Undiluted truth..In Agro life journey.

People marvel at the result, but wont understand the challenges that took many attempts to overcome.

Big lies..Because he is African.

So he smoke pass whizkhalifa? even the rizzler was codenamed wizkhalifa paper.

If na when 44 dey, this one for don collect special beating tey tey..

mariahAngel:
It would've been epic, if I had that pawpaw meme that he's dragging a suitcase.

Lol

mariahAngel:
Not just chaotic, very unstable too.
Gone are the days when I used to passionately defend Nigeria. Never again!
Until things are done right.

In fact, I'm moving to Kenya.

🤓

😂😂😂

mariahAngel:
I think chicken will be better.
That shrimp and pineapple combo, with soy sauce + honey seem scary.

Or normal beef

SapaProMax:
So I had a date at home couple of hours ago (she didn't stay over 😭). I used online cookbook. I'm a boss no cap


Ingredients

4 Large Shrimps (marinated)
Pineapple

Marinade

1/4 cup Soy Sauce
1/4 cup Honey
1/4 cup Olive Oil
Crushed Garlic
Fresh Cayenne Chili peppers


Marinade -- mix ingredients in a bowl (warm in microwave for about 15 seconds to soften honey). Put in the fridge to get cold. Note: slice the chilis lengthwise to expose insides to your marinade liquids -- seeds and membranes are okay to leave intact.

Shrimp -- peel and de-vein. Place in plastic container (ie: Tupperware) with marinade. Shake gently to coat all the shrimp. Place in fridge for 30 minutes.

Pineapple -- cut a fresh pineapple into one-inch cubes.

Using metal or bamboo (soaked) skewers, alternate shrimp and pineapple -- four each on a skewer. (I used metal)

Cook skewers over medium-high heat. It will take three to four minutes per side to cook through.

Serve on coconut rice (rice cooked in coconut water --

I warmed up some of the marinated sauce to chop my rice as a sharp Naija guy. No fit dey chop white rice only naa

Best date is the one that happened at home..

Just cook and light up everwhere with goodies.

mariahAngel:
Wow! They look really nice. 😃

Although, shrimp and pineapple?🤔

Replicate and enhance on your mind..

Benki003:
Am studying nursing, and it's a course you read always and I do mine with music and sometimes my course mate ask me how I concentrate/ understand, but then I do


Secondly for women it's normal thing for me, am even tired of my mom currently but I can't say it out, like the only female I can tolerate is my sister aside her no one else.

Yes some of us are like that..During my school days,I read with Music in the background atimes.

For the fact you have a lady you can tolerate, then you can as well have a wife who has same qualities as your Sister.

Benki003:
I can watch movies and listen to music while reading and would understand very well.
thereby I would say I can multitask


And I can detect people mood am scared of marrying because I get tired of people so quickly, so I'll say am sensitive



Lastly I look much like a girl aside my facial hair and muscle

This thread eeeh.

You are extremely Intelligent, And people as such usually find it a challenge to marry, but most times end up having the best marital home.

Omicron007:






Bunch of hypocrites up there...
Appreciate the craft on the work.
A young man who brought back a classic Bini song by Pa Monday Igbinudun and re-mixed it with Amapiano vibes.
He is culturally aware.
Just because he was not shouting American slangs, y'all are spewing trash.

He tried. And he can do better.

I wanted to scold some stupid comments up there, but on second thought, I refraimed from doing so, Because It takes special level of intelligence to understand the work Shallipopi did in rejuvenating and old classic song which promoted a Ancient Benin culture/tradition..In a modern vibe.

Even the elders who almost scolded him for copy right Infringements, later turned around to appreciate him..

Saw Pa Monday Edo perform The classic song N'ogabisi.

Threebear:
Some of you people here are incredibly stupid and idiotic .


I've been singing it like a hymn that when the percentage is extremely close , it's easy for someone to overtake last minute.

I only know the standings when the voting is going on , after the voting ends , my source locks up .


If you go back to all my results, you'll see where I always clearly state that this is what the standings before the voting line ended.

I'm not multichoice or Deloitte, I only give you people what I'm privy to through leaks.

Expecting me to be 100 percent perfect proves you're a big fool and vagabond 😁😁😁😁😂 and you're clearly senseless and have no one to tell you .

But anyone with half a brain , knows I do get information, from ilebaye topping the week I said she started topping.

I always maintained Alex the Mamba was top 5.

I did mention here a few times that Soma was stronger than Angel.

I told you people Adekunle was the strongest male housemate.


All these you can evidently see from the results.

If Pére overtook Adekunle last minute with 3 percent and Angel topped with less than a point, does that disprove the countless things I've gotten right ?

Okay I never knew CeeC topped and she did once , certainly not in the weeks her fans swore she did , does that disprove the fact I said Ilebaye started topping from the third voting week ?

I no longer pay attention to haters because I know that for the 2 persons that vehemently hate me here , there are hundreds that love me 😁

So I'll be here as always next season, giving you accurate predictions like I always do.

The only thing that mattered is that Ilebaye won .

The housemates have moved on with their lives , it's about time you people did too. 😁

See you next year.

Sharap! 😂😂😂

You tell alot of lies.

Even the week you said Adekunle top, Pere dust am..🤣🤣🤣

Rest!

Umu nwaanyi Igbo anyi eeh😂😂

KnowledgePower7:
Just because your life is boring as hell
Don't mean other people are not living life.

I don't need to prove anything
Who are you? Lol I give no bleeps if you think it's real or fake. It doesn't add any kobo to my account.

Truth is bitter like Odogwu bitters
🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oga Telemundo

Godoverevery:
My brother.........am just tired.

She came over to my place yesterday night unannounced and I told her my mind straight up.

This lady actually told me she asked me cos she wants to be faithful!!!!.....lol

She left this morning without saying goodbye and I hope that the end.

Goodbye ke.

She is running Mind game on you..

KnowledgePower7:
Omo there was this babe that I kissed at my friends birthday party based on truth or dare. She was so impressed with my kissing skills that she told her bestie that I'm a very good kisser. That her bestie sef sexy pass her

After a couple mins go by as I don move on dey with my niggas dey gist then this same chick just come tap me say she wan see me. We come go balcony then she no waste time we begin small talk then kiss again.

This time it was more hotter and sloppy with tongues . Omo she got so honry

Then her bestie come open the balcony door and me and the girl codedly act like say nothing happened. Her bestie look me come smile ike say she catch us..she know wetin be dey sup.

The girl now excuses herself and goes back to the party. Next thing I know, that her bestie comes back to the balcony, close the door and tells me that she heard I'm a great kisser...
I laugh...she no waste time she go straight to the point
Omo naso I kiss her bestie
Lord have mercy!!! Her bestie Sabi kiss I swear my prick wan burst out my jeans...
This girl tongue was long, clean, sloppy juicy and thick😋

Brooo, the other girl then came back open balcony door and saw her bestie kissing with me. I codedly act like say nothing happened.
Although I can see her face looking angry
She then called her bestie that their taxi is waiting outside

Shame no even gree me collect their numbers
Omo as the 2 girls comot, next thing I saw from the balcony both of them arguing and yelling at each other downstairs because of me..

I have more kiss experience and trust me if you kiss a girl good. Her pussy will be all wet and ready for some warm penetration.

Where did you watch this Series?

Telemundo, Televista, bollywood choose one?🤣🤣🤣

Zonefree:
Not surprised.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You never tire