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Blacks inhuman against fellow blacks... smh

for blacklives that wanted to matter

ibkayee:
Father's Day nom nom

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After eating this with a bottle of red wine......

Evening mood will be like this with my phone going through some funny comments on nairaland and lol.


Weldone!

Season film to sway gullible followers....

JasonScoolari:
Munzy Nwannme, I boolà chi...
Space reserved to dish out the word of God.

A boòlà m chi nwanne!.
Preach on preacher....
One day things will be better.

JasonScoolari:

Jason and space booking....



APC and PDP is like EVA wine and Pure heaven.


Until Nigerians learn to take the bull by it horn, we will still end up with recycled criminals here and there.

Wow! he did justice to that soro m to chukwu song.


His faith in the song actually opened door for him, a door that will be an escape route from poverty,suffering etc.


From where them the throwaway rubbish, na dia GOD the deliver poor man.

She is telling us that the husband is OZU Nwoke...

Chai! things the happen o.

Quality20:
Hello guys, one things that's been giving me wonder about all these babes is their refusal to sex on Sundays. What's really the big deal about Sunday? isn't Sunday a normal day or what? Or is sex a work and as such can't be had on sunday- being that it's a Sabbath day?

how on earth did you arrive at this conclusion?...How many girls av u been with?


How many shut down on sex on sunday?

una tire me for nairaland o

Deluxe16:
I have a fucking good pull out game.

oooh!!!

seanwilliam:
Sweating profusely cos I was having hard time getting in.. not because she is tight, but because she's fat

Blackmoran:
I didn't know the difference between the two holes, she as to lecture me I felt embarrass... That my first experience in secondary school..

A lot of guys pass through this stage as first timers, if u like watch porn 1mill times, practical is the main test for first time...

Poshriel:
Brother she is cheating.. The Truth is it may not even be with John only.

Once a lady starts hiding phones and Chatting up late then someone somewhere is beating a drum she likes so much.

Your wife wants you to know that she is cheating on you and she is expecting you to react .. She believes you will want to end the marriage and that is exactly what she wants..

Again this her attitude may be as a result of your own Promiscuities which you ain't aware she knows too..

Solution
Take her out to a place she has always loved to be .. Let her know of all the changes that she has been exhibiting let her know that you are aware..

Then plead for for her to change let her know his much you love her and the marriage.
Then ask her for her password let her know that she is free to delete whatever message she doesn't want you to see before giving you the password.

My brother pls pls and pls spice up your romance game.. Take your sex game up and things will balance

We pray he will see this.

Rather he will take it to village people, and then break the code of never allow third party in u marriage issues.

Then, real kasala go burst.

boom! he will enter nairaland as usual.

MedicH:
What we have today is weak men getting married instead of spending time to build their self esteem. I can't imagine myself in this mess. A wife I married. I will drag her to the gates of hell to find out the truth then if she's cheating I leave her there and go home.

As a weak man you are, you have made a very big mistake in finding the truth. What she will do at this moment is to hide all her track, delete her messages and be pretending because u lost the battle before the war started.

Why do weak men fail to understand that u don't ask women questions in issues about infidelity until u find out the truth. Asking her questions is ur way of getting a confessional (if you like) because already u have a concrete evidence u can share with people in ur hand before asking her. Women are pathological liars and if u don't know the truth, you've lost because u will not find out ever. What you've seen in her phone is a hearsay and when u involve the public, she will gain public sympathy, tag you delusional and insane and she will win.

When I was in college I had this girlfriend in my 5th year who wanted me to pay her allowance of 10k monthly or she will call it quit. I told her there's no way I can afford that as I don't work. Then she started cheating. one of my friends told me where he saw her, and with whom I knew she was cheating. I put a virus in her phone then logged her off her messenger. By the time she logged back in I captured all keystrokes and from there I knew her passwords. I accessed her phone emailed her conversation with one Yahoo guy to myself and equally accessed her messenger. I printed the WhatsApp chats, invited her over and after we had sex, she went to the bathroom and I put the cheating papers in her handbag with a breakup note to never come back. That was it.


I didn't ask her any question. If I asked her based on what my guy said, she will throw a tantrum, tag me and my friend delusional and win. Today she's married to one man from her village and there's no week she doesn't ask me for money for her child dedication and for airtime.

Weak men will never learn.

And she ended up in the hands of one weak man who will be drooling I av found the love of my life.....

Yaradi:
My kind advice to you is that you should man up and take both the phone and password from her since your want to see the facts for yourself but the true be told your wife is cheating a lot of women are wired to start misbehaving once they have financial freedom and freedom of movement with there jobs and business you don't need God to be an up right woman all you need is self discipline and respect of your marriage to keep yourself for just your husband. The hand writing is bold your wife is cheating a cheating wife is a dangerous woman.

See you.

Take which phone?, Is she a criminal?.

She don cross border, And must have tasted the fishes as well.

Mouth that has started eating, is already committed..

OP has been relegated to bench warming... Wife that you can't even handle her phone, or maybe u left ur phone inside, and it's urgent to make a call, and u jam password, is that one your wife again?.

Password are for strangers.
OP is now a stranger in his marital home, with time he will start to hear words like "foolish man", I don't blame you" because I stoop low to marry you... smh for akpa-amu men.

iLegendd:
Sorry — wipe your tears.

I get upset when I see posts like this. Too many weak men getting married when they aren't ready or when they don't know much about the opposite gender.

Before a man should get married, he MUST know and master 3 things, else suffer.

1. How to handle women skill
2. How to make money skill
3. How to manage money skill

Unfortunately, 90% of Nigerian men focus on

1. How to go to school and get at least 2.1
2. How to get a job
3. How to get married early to a bleached up slay queen
4. How to have lots of children

At the end of the day, when their wives start misbehaving, they run to Nairaland and start crying.

Let me tell you the truth: Your woman is sleeping with John and he is great in bed. Unfortunately, your woman hasn't even told him she is married.

My brother, a woman that has been f*cked can't be unf*cked.

Note: Women don't hide password from real men — they only do it to either weak men or men they don't really love, fallen out of love with (but still pretend to love).

No woman hides password from me. The moment I request for it, they submit instantly. A woman will respond to you and be submissive based on your level of leadership and control without being controlling.

My dear, there is no mature advice on Nairaland. Maturity is when you understand women before you get married and not when you get married and start looking for a way to understand your wife. I hate when men do this. It pisses me off.

I have the solution to your problem, but let me just watch you burn.

Word! exactly how I would av replied him.


Many men rushing marriage without understanding what they're going into.


smh...

SultanOfAbia:
Obim
I Will Make You Fishers of Women
Fishers of Women
Fishers of Women
I will Make You Fishers of Women
If You Follow Me
On Twitter & Facebook

women drool over powerful and confident men.


That's y men in uniform, pastors etc... have them at beck and call.

A lot of them Men of church, are on this table.

They marry the most attractive lady in the church.

Keep the next second most attractive as side chick, assign them portfolio into church exco for easy acess after excos meetings and midweek service.

most pastors ways towards women is scientific on a kum kum level, u need to get spoilt to know what is going on....

Sometimes they also get tempted by the strange women in the church.

Major general wike has spoken.

Mariangeles:
I swear, I'd dye if someone I once cared about made that phrase about me

lol, but that's being open and honest.


It's better than being played.


When we became just friends, we talked about it, she opened up. She said she visited so we can sort things and get back. But, confirming the territory marking of the new bae, put a knife to it... plus she knows if I move on, av moved for good.

Ifeoma di n'ihu... (good things ahead ).

Mariangeles:
My people, this might seem like a funny question but I genuinely want to know; Do men purposely keep contacts of women they've had close relationship with?
Like, do men, one way or the other, keep "a collection of exs"? If yes, what is the reason behind it?
I asked someone and he was just going round in circles which led me to believe that it might be true
I need honest answers and no insults please
Let's try to keep it civil, while having fun

Lol, this question is tricky.

It's usually those we like deeply, but the break up happened.

many men are on this table. Even some ladies.


I had a lady i broke up with some years ago on August, December that same year I met a new sweetheart.

I deleted the ex contacts, bt guess what, January of the next year she was the first to wish me a happy birthday, even before my gf, colleagues and friends.

I was surprised.... well i gave her a gift for that. Before you know it, she schemed a plan of coming back.

As a man, u can't spit out sugar in your mouth to take on bitter leaf.... I made it clear I have a new person.


She doubted, well story cut short, she visited. And started doing like when a lady visit her prospective in-laws..

I left for work, wen I returned she was cleaning my house, she opened my wardrobe, saw my packs of Kiss( condoms), and one was already open, she also saw the current babe left over belongings..I think that was how she left the next day for good.

Reality hit her.

Some guys do keep, while some, convert them to friends with nothing else attached. I fall in this category. All my ex are my friends on FB.
but I no longer have their cell phone details.

Ariza:
This one is just laying children like eggs without doing the right thing. Na your baby mama I blame.

funniest comment of the week....


Airforce1 and Ilegendd, these two guys know how to drop something for u guys to feed on...

A lot of characters here sha.

Sexyjigga:
That's one of my favorite fruit,bro

Good one! you sabi good things.

She completed her race...

We will all get there one by one.

Sexyjigga:
Sho like Cucumber?

Alexa! what is your oga doing with cucumber?...

It is safe to call this thread "The confessions"...

Guys don't use money mentality to enter a relationship.

Don't enter a relationship out of pity.


Date a smart intelligent lady....

Before you enter that relationship, ask yourself what am I bringing to the table, what is she bringing to the table that money cannot buy so easily. Don't tell me sex, because u can always have sex with money at hand.

Don't tell me she cooks well, because you can hire a cook.

Guys there are ladies out there, with good ideas, general knowledge about everything... Smart, beautiful etc.

Avoid entitled people.

lastly, date someone who gives you peace of mind.

Seun it seems as though you will put a test for people creating topics on this section.

Test like ; Have you been heartbroken? yes or no.


Someone will wake up and pounce on keyboard to type out frustrations.


Relationships has no template. But One thing is certain, You may start right or wrong, What matters is the end which justifies the means.

Stay focused and achieve the necessary things of life. The right partner will surface when u are ready. Unless u want to keep playing.

callmeRichie:
Are you tryna justify cheating here? Your partner has the same right as you too you know

op just stated the obvious.

Then, cheating is a choice.

On a serious note, If you are the outgoing type, u will know well to do married men, 95.5% of them cheat like mad.

Infact, it has become a normal... Men easily fall for temptation. The moment you are good looking, the resources are there, it's a huge attraction for younger ladies.

Spicebros:
my galfriend of barely two months told me 2 days back, that she went to visit her lockdown exercise couch that told her he wasn't feeling too well and he slept with her. she has told her friend too and both of them has been begging for her forgiveness.. and honestly I don't know what to do...pls don't mind the writeup errors.

School na scam school na scam!

Now I can't even comprehend what u scribbled here.


The write up is like a carpentry work" cut and nail".


from the topic, if she slept with someone else, did u pay her Bride price?

Is she your wife?

Don't you know she is like a ripe palm nut, anyone can pick it up unless someone decided to cut down the bunch.

Go and pick another palm nut to settle the score or u quit.

We are tired of this kind topics.

Olatomiwami:
Wonder shall never end, see who is threatening a whole Governor, this your Bini weed will send your to prison of no return

The guy is just a normal bini noise maker...


He doesn't know Uzodimma at alllll...

He should go and ask what Uzodimma does before joining politics.....

Nwodosis:
Supreme Court Governor has a just made a supreme speech but he forgot that Edo is the Heart Beat of the Nation!

I am laughing at this your comment.

My advise to obaseki lovers is to go and perfect rigging and writing of results.


Hope is a master in this two games... right from his senatorial days.

He doesn't bother himself with campaign or wasting of money.

Mariangeles:
With these details, I'm honestly looking forward to your post.
Give us something nah...

I love to watch people cook and present....


That's y I visit here.

plus, I have a big interest in hospitality business, so I am learning things here as well prior to when I decide to invest.

Lastly, I am not even in charge of my kitchen.

Akposy:
@your first and second lines, that was exactly how I felt. I wanted to make beef patty but money no day that time. I also wanted to add veggies but everything came out a mistake...I was just discouraged by myself after all the efforts I put into making it.

Abeg explain the background stuff again...I no understand

Thanks boss

Keep pushing bro, never give up in trying these big brands challenge. It comes with a lot of opportunities.


The background stuff ,needed extra light and a white background Instead of the dark brown, to give the picture a pop.