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AfroKnight:
You are too soft on the idiot of a wife. She is an entitled dull jobless broke as WOMAN.

Hahahahaha...


Some guys end up marrying the wrong woman even with the red flag so daring.

When other ladies are looking for ways to win the akara as the husband is winning the bread so meals and living will be of comfort, this entitled lazy sit down the look of a woman, Is looking for ways to even siphon the little bread the poor guy is winning.... smh


The woman you marry can either make, or destroy you. Guys always have this in mind please.

Marry ladies with potentials and don't settle for these ones that only bathe and wait for you in the bedroom only.


I pity the guy, Imagine billing him to contribute money for their son to marry

Something he can only do out of magnanimity, they are mandating him... I pity the guy ATM on top 70k

Prestonn:
Very chilled bottle or red wine

The cooking will still continue. For me no retirement from kitchen, cooking is a life time thing.

Exactly!
Wow! the future lady is in for a life enjoyment after enjoyment.....

amosrich:
I stumbled upon this write up in a friends diary and I thought,this might be his own definition of the perfect woman...
What do you call a perfect woman

"I want a woman,
who has dark hair,dark eyes,
between the height of 5.4 to 5.9,
very feminine,graceful,
outgoing,funny,intelligent,strong,confident,
sure of herself,has a great body, in great shape,
and with a great personality.
Superb sense of humour..
I want someone that can pitch and catch with me,
someone who when I banter with her is not going to collapse because she has a great self esteem,
or become insulted by every other thing I say..
I want a woman that will stay in her centre and not get pushed off,someone who gives as good as she gets...8
I want a singer.
I want a black woman, not in colour but in race...
someone who is a good actor but not a drama queen
someone who is calm but not moody...
Someone who has self esteem,but not proud...
Someone who is playful but not unserious..
Someone who laughs...
A homely queen!!!.This is what I need."

Read and share your thoughts.

Fantasies....

Though, Few ladies have got these qualities u listed, but there is always a "but". No one Is perfect.

Prestonn:
Beautiful born

Please manage this jollof Rice, your favourite

This one will go down very well with grilled turkey lap and chilled bottle of something nice...


It seems u might still head the kitchen department when you settle down for marriage o, or are u going to embark on compulsory retirement from kitchen.

sotherefore:
I don't know if this happens to others...immediately I see a girl and we start talking even if is a only only few minute gbam ! Am already in love with her...if I talk to any girl and she behave rude I will never even like to see her face again but if I met any girl and she appears so friendly with me i will start thinking about sleeping with her all the time and to date her....this has been causing alot of confusion to Me because whenever I set my eyes on a particular girl that i want to date and I met another friendly girl or another one with good body shape that I like I will immediately start thinking about the new one ....i can't fix my mind on one girl...sometimes if see a girl with Nice leg I will start thinking of dating her and maybe after two days I saw another one with nice lip I will forget about the other one and concentrate on the new one.......let me share two instances that happen last week....i saw a new girl in her neighbourhood that just pack in she is fair and has a nice backside i start loving her and thinking of sleeping with her even when have not talk to her before..after two days I met another girl at the shopping mail ...she is slim....have firm backside and she was so friendly with me...throughout may stay at the mail and coming back home I was already thinking of dating and sleeping with her even till now....i can't keep my eyes on one girl.. please how do I over come this and focus on only one girl....please help..

Just a teen living in Infatuation and admiration... With time you will get over it.

You can't love two at the same time.

Kiddo01:
[quote author=Munzy14 post=90645421]If it is me, I will withdraw gradually... I don't like when people aren't open from the onset in a relationship... It is a clear case of insecurity on her.


Be open to me, as I will be open to u chikina... Starting with lies puts a knife slowly on the trust.

And for me, I can't even marry a lady am 2yrs older than not to talk of age mate.

8-9yrs gap is Ideal for me.

What ever your heart desires do it, but as for me, I CAN NOT AND WILL NEVER MARRY ANY LADY OR WOMAN OLDER THAN ME
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Your bolded got me cracking up...


sounds like a riot act.


Ones I almost dated a lady 4yrs older... She was so obsessed abt me, but the age thing made me cold towards her... las las I dated her younger sis for 2yrs before we call it a quit because I moved out for studies etc...

Taste changes with age.

Zaggie:
I'm in shock

If true, You and Buhari same Watsaap group for shock absorbing...

Lol, Aisha don see things for aso rock cabals..

Pearl05:
Why didn't they share the man? They would have just married him since they were friends for over 15yrs so what's there in sharing their love interest?

Nice submissions, unfortunately women of nowadays don't want to share at all. Even some religion that permits polygamy, is no longer easy as old days.

ProfDview1:
Get as possible as 3 babes.... Don't depend on one babe.... The babe u dey hope on get another man.... Don't put ur egg in a basket


Dont settle for one pussy, there is much pussies for one dick...

E be things, she has done you 30-40 same time.

Clean this mindset bro, You are in a journey of no return with these mindset.

saintvc:
the one DAT will leave her bra inside your house to mark territory

In setting with girls, most girls do this to mark their territory I swear....

Leaving her belongings in ya wardrobe or elsewhere.

div111:
;Dmine was embarrassing.
I was in jss3.
There's one beautiful, fair girl that I had a crush on. My friends, who were bad guys just called the girl one day and said that I wanted to tell her something.

I was not prepared although I was shy . My leg begin dey shake I come talk erhhmm,,errhhmmm... Na so my guys begin laugh fall down for ground. Even the girl seff begin laugh. Shame hold mW that day sha. Till today (I'm in my yr 1 sha) I no dey toast girl again.


BTW I'm thinking of taking weed to boost my morale

Go and overcome your insecurities man.


Don't ever go the drug way to get dutch courage to woo a lady.

Take that bold step and work up to her, Most ladies love it when u can take the bold step to approach them.
Teen is in the past, face the reality o, before we here say Brother don turn gay.

lefulefu:
there is a woman meant for every man.you are earning 10k a month and yet u want to date daniella okeke whose body cream amount is more than your montly salary

definitely a woman for everyman... Na aproko deh make guys hang their hand where e no suppose deh.

Shoe get size, shooting shots is allowed though, but na no go deh do pass ur size.


I just hope the akpa-amu men who need this message will read and assimilate.

XXXXTENTACION:
"Cow wey no get tail na god dey help am pursue fly" -unknown





na wizdom we take dey run the matter.

Chommieblaq:
Make abacha for me
Make abacha for me
My neighbour won’t allow me rest, I finally made the abacha for her today

This is good.. Weldone!

stevmatt15:
Nobody has ever died of being single, but many, I mean countless of many has died for marrying a wrong woman and the death rate is still increasing.

What now is the solution? Is being single more enjoyable than married life?

Singles is quite enjoying, until you reach 45yrs of age, Life will start happening.

Depression.

Regrets.

Then you realize the millions in your bank, the good house, luxury life u have is no longer enough for your happiness.

Being single equates to being selfish.

Relationship comes with sacrifice, Especially marriage. If u can't do that you are selfish.

Trayceey:
A friend of mine just opened up to me about her relationship. She said when she met her man, she assumed she was younger than him because he looked so big and more mature than her and he also acts mature than her.

One day, they were discussing their age and she found out she was older, so she had to lie about her age. The relationship went on and the love grew stronger, then a day came, she asked him if he can marry a lady older than him, he said 'never' she asked what if it's just one year? He still said ' never'. Then she asked him that what if he later found out that his girlfriend is older, what would he do? He said he would end the relationship.

She said she couldn't bear it any longer and so she opened up to him about her age. That she's a year older than him. She wants him to know before it's too late. After opening up to him, she was expecting him to end the relationship but he didn't. He's still coming for her, he still loves her and wants to marry her. But she's withdrawing from the relationship because of what the guy said earlier.

Please advise her. I will show her your comments

If it is me, I will withdraw gradually... I don't like when people aren't open from the onset in a relationship... It is a clear case of insecurity on her.


Be open to me, as I will be open to u chikina... Starting with lies puts a knife slowly on the trust.

And for me, I can't even marry a lady am 2yrs older than not to talk of age mate.

8-9yrs gap is Ideal for me.

Azmanaty:
Silly

Oshiomhole should impregnate his imported wife if he knows he's a man. He should stop forming ninja ontop Obaseki head..

Sperm weh the empty fit give woman belle?

Stephenmorris1:
his parents are wealthy and you can't arrest people like that without evidence

Then use planB.

In this era, nobody should eat your hard earned sweat and go free... If am in ur shoes, he would be having a round table meeting with abba kyari and and others who transited this year.

Don't be a sissy, be hostile and bite... its a sure way to survive in this country where scamming is the order of the day.

ProfDview1:
Sometimes I don't get, you guys married you love each other but You beat your wife, she in turns reciprocate.. Is love lost after marriage??

Apart from being married, a neighbor friend of mine and his gf fight sometimes.. If it was just an abuse, it would have been okay but it is always physical... The lady can curse and the guy too is not sensible at all, he will lock door and start beating her.... I don't talk with the lady coz I don't like her personally but I hate the fact that the guy beats her... The mumu lady too is living with him and they ain't married.... In the late night, they will fight and in the morning, they will be laughing..

I am just bothered, though I don't like the lady but I feel so bad when I hear them fighting and I hear her voice of pain.. She wouldn't leave, they will still laugh again... As in physical fight oooo, I am not happy at all

Why do couple in marriage engage in physical fight??

Eeehmmm oga, are u sure the light nights ones is not sex.... Some people sex can sound like military war o...

To your Topic, as far as u didn't marry that your friend u are free with, and share things in common, forget it.

Na steady quarrel and finding faults in eachother. And to worsen it, if enough money no deh, na yawa.

ProfDview1:
Sometimes I don't get, you guys married you love each other but You beat your wife, she in turns reciprocate.. Is love lost after marriage??

Apart from being married, a neighbor friend of mine and his gf fight sometimes.. If it was just an abuse, it would have been okay but it is always physical... The lady can curse and the guy too is not sensible at all, he will lock door and start beating her.... I don't talk with the lady coz I don't like her personally but I hate the fact that the guy beats her... The mumu lady too is living with him and they ain't married.... In the late night, they will fight and in the morning, they will be laughing..

I am just bothered, though I don't like the lady but I feel so bad when I hear them fighting and I hear her voice of pain.. She wouldn't leave, they will still laugh again... As in physical fight oooo, I am not happy at all

Why do couple in marriage engage in physical fight??

Eeehmmm oga, are u sure the night fight ones is not sex.... Some people sex can sound like military war o...

Airloard:
Thanks Boss.

welcome!

Mariangeles:
Thank you.



It's tea, not coffee.
You probably had to much of coffee back then and it depleted your iron, that was why you had the migraine.
Your lips were probably dry too




As I enjoy taking those photos, someone suggested to me "why not make it worthwhile by using it to promote a brand", and so I did.
So, if I get a message from them, it'll be a plus for me.

You welcome!.



Ooh!! the dark brown color made me think it's coffee.

Yes, you are right. I had enough back then, I was feeling like a civil servant.. every morning then before work. Until one evening, came this severe headache that lasted for days. I just pack the whole coffee cans, go give my parley weh like am. I can't come and kee myself on top bitter something...


Oooh! good luck with Peak...No harm in trial.

Airloard:
Spaghetti and Mussels

INGREDIENTS

•Extra virgin olive oil
•Garlic
•Tomatoes
•Pepper
•Salt
•Wine
•Mussels
•Parsley

Last photo ~ Oven baked

Spaghetti was the first meal, followed by the meat and potato, which was the second

Nice one! seems u are doing a touch of seafoods this week....wehdone!

Mariangeles:
I enjoy taking food pictures.
I've been taking some series of pictures for peak, so I decided to share one here
Omelette bread, panseared tomato, tea with peak for breakfast.

Perfect breakfast!

Minus that coffee I am game here... coffee reminds me of a serious migraine I experienced way back.


Attaching that peak sachet, does it guarantee a call for contract or is it Just brand influencing? Because I see some chefs do a similar presentation on Insta.

NobleAngell:
The other day, my 4-yr-old niece was telling my Sister(her mom) of how she and her teacher were pulling the piece of meat in her food and at the end, the bigger part went to the teacher. The girl conclusively said "mummy pls always put 2 pieces of meat for me". She was really not happy that she got the smaller share. We were both shocked.

Funny but serious some of these female teachers no get shame at all....

Fhjvv:
I killed a very big alligator (monitor lizard) with a trap very big one

Aligator for where? Its a monitor lizard bro...



you guys don't waste time in roasting any roast able o....


June partial lock down palliative bush allowance...


lalasticlala wazo bia!

The black man here has committed roasting...

jidestroud:
Chai!!! What a day

My goats have been giving wahala none stop on the farm . Lots and lots of destruction to my plantains farm, they technically ate up everything. After thinking and deliberating on what to do as payback for their unchecked behaviours after several warnings , I decided to restrict their movements to their rooms.

Walahi, I pursue goats taya today! , them no even send me say I be their owner oooo!!! See sprinting... (Foolish Wild Goats) . It was almost successful but I still have about 4 hiding in the plantation. The chase continues tomorrow. .

No be small things o...Goat farming is something else...Let me continue eating than farming it.

@chiefdiye.

It is so nice to see new farmers spring up every day...It is a move to secure our food security as a nation..

When you want to embark on such project, make sure you have acquired the necessary technical know how.


Now to the business of the day, If you are raising 200chicks, you will have to work on 1200-1400 x 200chicks for 8-10weeks.

This money covers money for purchasing of birds, drugs and feeding.

pay attention to bio-security.( That is, cleanliness of the farm, farm tools, protective wears for attendants and proper sanitation).

Looking at the pictures you shared, you need to place news paper on the wood shaving. This will help you prevent the chicks from picking up particles from the litter...This stays till 3days, then you remove all the papers. By this third day, they can differentiate properly between wood shaving and feed.

Again, If you are using such a big space for brooding, get blocks to restrict the birds, and gradually expand every 4-5 days till the birds gradually take up the whole space.

Also, monitor the chicks spread, if they cluster together around heat source, It is cold.
If they run away from heat source, it is hot. What you need is warmth environment and a temperature of 33-30°C. Which you reduce by 3°C every week.

Avoid use of kerosene lamp.

And ensure you observe the birds carefully.

Wishing you luck!

Abacha is the sugar daddy of all daddies....


Remitting from grave...smh


As normal naija way from north, damage control is a normal.

But wait o, why is it that almost all major looting since existence of this country has a northerner as the arrow ahead?

minasota:
sTf!

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