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Akposy:
I made this for an IG noodles competition weeks back but I was scared of uploading cos I felt it wasn't good enough.

What do you guys think? This is Potato patty| Noodles| Egg sprinkled with chill & black pepper & parsley

You did extra.

The noodle on it's own is Carbohydrate source. All you needed was combine your vegetables and protein sources to deliver a perfect presentation of complete meal.. But you went and sourced for another Carbohydrate (potato ) which deviates from the brand.


Plus, your background was like, If you cook finish come and shine let me see.


In making a meal you need to consider the classes of food.
carbohydrate, protein, vitamins, fat&oil, minerals and water.

This is y snacks like sharwama, pizza are always seen as complete meal.

Meanwhile, that your cinnamon rolls detailed steps is awesome.

GOFRONT:
When you straff your maid in tension or fear, the better or sweeter the pleasure you derive.

There is this unexplained sweetness and pleasure that one experienced when bedding a maid or a wife's younger sister....If only you are not caught and embarrassed oo..

Nothing like sweet. Guys who bleep maid are the ones going below standards.

It's just the adventure in sex.
More like bleeping your woman in an Unimaginable place.

callmeRichie:
I wonder how these men do it. Imagine under/on their matrimonial roof and bed! That's a highest level of betrayal

A lot of men are into that, especially those that are jobless. You see those men that answer contractors, those ones are extremely lazy and jobless men. some stay almost a year without winning any contract.

As the saying goes, an Idle man is the devil's workshop.


They bleep their maids or their Sister in-law.

As we have trophy wives, we also have trophy husbands...

Adunny07:
Please I just really need someone to talk to about this and I will like your candid advise..

So since my older sister got married I always come to her house and spend few weeks or months and go back. Al·through my university days, whenever school is not in session I always come down here to spend time with her and her husband.

Truth be told the husband is a very nice man and has helped me always financially, anytime I come here once my sister welcomes me the first day like this, from the second day she leaves all her house chores for me, I mean everything and she just relaxes. At times I get really tired and don't even feel like doing those chores but because most times when I come visiting she is heavy ( pregnant) so most times I just help her...

Thing is my sister doesn't appreciate all my effort, most times she complains self its the hubby that tells her that I am hardworking and at least she should give me credit for all I do.

Now the reason why am writing this is because am done with service (NYSC) and as it is its like I have to stay in her house because the state where she stays has more job opportunities compared to where our parents live... She stays in Abuja...I have been down with malaria for few days now and I have been on treatment, just because I can't do certain house chores because am not too strong my sis started complaining saying I can't be living in her house and be waking up whenever i like... Mind you I was always the first that wakes up when I wasn't sick, in fact I will wash the dishes, sweep, mop daily, cook food, bath her children and all those things.

The only thing she does is to bath her youngest baby, but now because for these few days she has been doing those work I do daily she is already saying she can't tolerate me sleeping and not waking up on time.

My question is this, does she have the right to be so angry at me because she is doing her house chores? I feel its her house and so she doing her house chores herself shouldn't be a problem since am not too strong to help her do it. She herself just sweep and doesn't mop, but she expects me to sweep and mop everyday.

Should i just go back to my parents house and get a job there? Me renting my own house is not an option because am a lady and am just 22...

Please i need you guys advice, what can I do?

If she is treating you that is her blood this way, I pity any outsider she brings in as house help.

jamesversion:
Mr. Okeke, see you at 52... Enjoy ur 20yrs.


Okeke nwa okafor banyi o. unu nukwa ogene..

I'm not from Igbo but I like the song.. pls what does it mean??

It's actually 10yrs.
A day is counted as 2days for prison term.




Ogene is metal gong.

unu a nukwara nu ogene.. (Did you people heard the the metal gong?).

Ishilove:
Tell this to Chioma


The only thing she is known for is being Davido's girlfriend and mother of his illegitimate child.

When u hear she is running her PhD programme I pray you won't be shocked.

With other business and properties to her personal hustle.

As far as it is Nigeria, that thing you are reading and acquiring knowledge to achieve , Someone else can get with Just a phone call.

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
English is dead and buried.
"Water came ouf of the down of the house"
Slay queen has reverted to her real English when she jam Lagos flood.
Eko don baje tey tey

dobrinswizzy:
Please guys have been dating this girl for the the past month now, she seems very hurt from her previous relationship because she thought she will always end of with them but unfortunately they end up breaking her heart

Right now she is still afraid I might still leave her someday

Then I ask her what can I do to tell her I love her so much, that me leaving her will be impossible

Her next reply was blood oat

Was shocked

Please guys what your opinion about this

Not only blood oath, soon she will tell you to do urine, saliva oath etc...

Be careful na her type fit stab if she mistake your chats with a sister for another side chick.

Just show her love if u really really do. You can re-write her wrong perception about relationships.

Some started good, some are likely to start in bad way due to wrong ideology.

Toks2008:
Lool! I don laugh my intestines out.. Oh my.. This is crazily funny.

lol.... Sometimes some comments appears like a robot posted.

pocohantas:
Then you still come online to create threads with alternates. “My wife is not fcking me again”
“I bought pant for my househelp and my wife is angry”...

So much for peace of mind.

It's a case of going with the lesser trouble...


Otherwise we keep seeing threads on You should be happy I settled down with you.

Or My wife is treating me like a house help..

You will also see thread on "My husband is not man enough, please I need your advice no insult "....


When a man is ready for marriage, His taste and search is focused beyond that beauty slay queen.

Youngpo413:
women don't have mouth and body odour,it's very common with men.

seun I hope robots are not accessing nairaland o.

Some comments look suspicious, And calls for a captcha test before logging in.

Toks2008:
The outward beauty of a woman is measured by the degree to which it is aesthetically pleasing or beautiful in terms of sexual attractiveness or desirability. However, every lady is relatively attractive in a very unique way but there is no denying the fact that whilst some ladies are conspicuously attractive, some are just average in standard outward beauty assessment...

Nevertheless, I strongly believe that there are huge benefits for ladies with average physical beauty cos in most cases...

1. Most guys prefer to marry them.

2. They are more emotionally and physically available.

3. They give their men peace of mind cos they are naturally submissive and loyal.

4. Academically they are mostly at the top of their game and rarely get tangled in sex for grades since lecturers don't find them too attractive.

5. One fact no one can dispute is that they make it better in life cos they work extra hard with their brains...little wonder why most of the great achievers are of average beauty.

6. They are more productive cos they don't slay on social media or offline and are less prone to depression over lack of likes over their pics or display of nudity.

7. They usually have very good character and other great qualities the very attractive ladies lack...

8. Cheaper to maintain cos they don't get obsessed with trying to outlook other ladies in looks or spend foolishly on cosmetic enhancement...

9. They have very high self-esteem and confidence in themselves cos they don't have the pressure or fear over their beauty fading away...they have come to understand that "Lookism" is essentially the same as racism or sexism and nothing to do with reality at all So they care less what people think or say about how they look.

10. They are very good in the bedroom act. Whilst most very attractive ladies can be very boring in bed because they don't want to be roughly handled, the ladies with average physical beauty care less and would throw all caution to the wind ... I guess it is a way of making up for not being too hot and this is why many men find them sexually irresistible.

Do you agree with these?

N.B : This is a fun thread so no spoilers biko.

After reading this, I couldn't stop Laughing. You really came up with a pragmatic approach.

But then you hit some nerves, they will come for you as usual.

In addition, I noticed we men, date these Beauty slay queens, but when it comes to life partner we settle for the average ladies for peace of mind and a good focus to the new phase.

Reality check.

IamPlato:
Bro Very Man Got Their Specs. If I Date A Girl Who Is Below Average, I Swear It Is Because She Has Big Ass Or big Boobs All Which I Want To Taste Then Leave, its Purely Lust.


But For The Real Woman I Want, she Must Be Beautiful and I Mean Very Beautiful. If Beauty Doesnt Bother Others, it Bothers The Hell Out Of Me. She Must Be Very Beautiful and I Mean A Girl From 8/10-10/10. Thats The Kind Of Wife I Want...


After Beauty then Intelligence And Other Qualities I Want.


But The Spoiler that Comes With Me By Default Is Mouth Odour And Body Odour. No Matter How Beautiful, if She Has Any Of That she Immediately Becomes Unattractive, I Cant Control That.

lmao you will mold your type of woman....


It's rare to meet that stellar beauty lady without a fault.

She can be all that, but a dumbo.

She can be all that, plus intelligent and has a nasty attitude that is a turnoff.

The main thing is tolerance is an adaptation.

This thread...



Person weh pass you, pass you.


Even when you are both exposed to same opportunities, he/she will still out smart you.


As an intelligent person, all you need to do is form alliance with the person to stay winning for longer Time.


Imagine an alliance of Mercy and tacha to execute a project or influence a brand? tell me why they both won't rake multi millions.

Jamming both heads even after the show is a game plot by bloggers to win daily bread.

letting go of past guarantees a new discovery of longer happiness.

dingbang:
If I were the guy you are seeing, I'd appreciate you tell me at the onset. Left for me to decide whether or not to continue

Exactly. Being open from onset goes a long way to fortify the relationship. A lady being secretive/telling lies is a huge turnoff.

Akposy:
Chicken pie

I had one chicken breast and bony part leftover that I couldn't bake cos the tray was filled up. I used the chicken breast and some Irish potatoes to prep this yummy, spicy pie. Don't mind the shape of the round pie, I couldn't get my desired shape

I'll be starting a WhatsApp group pastry tutorial soon... it'd not cost much to register. Kindly notify me if you're interested. I'm open to personal online pastry training at an affordable price.
I'm also available for home training. Kindly PM me if you're interested!

nice freestyle....

Good way to go...

Akposy:
My friend bought though. He bought a live chicken, they killed and helped him freeze it. I think he bought it for 2,500.
A kilo of chicken is about 1,400 here.

Chicken price varies with location. Chicken is cheaper in Lagos. Full chicken should be around 1,200 in Lagos...lagosians should help clarify pls.



Thanks boss. The dippings did the magic.
You can still.send some.chickens..i will snack on it for you

I'll when the time and necessaries are in place. Thanks boss. Although, I prefer been a tutor



Thanks

you welcome bro.


To the context, chicken prizes differs according to location.
2500 for whole chicken your friend got a cool prize.

Did u say 1200 per whole chicken in lagos? thats a huge loss if it is sold at such, unless it is these 4wks plus- 5weeks chicken, Even at that...

On average its 1200-1300per kilo of a whole chicken.

So if the bird is weighing 2kg, u will have to pay 2400.

usually you can see a pack of 5kilo, 10kilo..... 100kilo whole chicken.

In this case, 2birds can weigh 5kilo, and the owner sell 1200 x 5 = 6000.

It's all packaging and business.

you can check up some associates of mine @depearfarm @forthwothfarms or @chicken9ja on Instagram.


finally, yes doing online/offline tutor is good.. U can make cool cash out of it, especially the online.
SM is a blessing only few knows.

Chige777:
Hello everyone. Please bear with me because this might be lengthy. I have being dating a Jehovah witness lady for about two years now. She is such a wonderful and caring lady. The type that would make sure I am happy at all times.
Around November last year, she found out that I cheat. She even found out that I cheated that same week she came to my house. After much apologies and all, she forgave me and we continued. We kept having issues and reconciling. We finally broke up in February because they don't marry outside their church(I am not even thinking about marriage now) and someone in her church has approached her for marriage.
They are planning the wedding but she still comes to my house and we f**k each time she comes. Today she came and her husband to be was calling her she refused taking the call. I asked her why is she doing this to the guy, she said even if she gets married tomorrow she will still be f***ing me. Although I don't know the guy but I feel pity for him

You guys are using each other, though she is on the higher side... Better Chase her away, before she finish the remaining part of you.

Beware of strange Woman.

ChizzyBuna:
I'm curious to know
I'm not a virgin I've had sex couple times
Sometimes without condom
But I have never cum inside
I'm scared of pregnancy, so I ask how does it feel?

The type of bedroom questions popping up on this section recently, Soon someone will come and ask how to have sex..


To your question, No big deal just same feeling u have on ejaculating inside your CD while inside her.

Stay away from even trying to unless you are married. If u must, use a CD to avoid u opening another thread crying on why she has refused to abort.

iLegendd:
That's why you people should buy and read Humor Code.

Your own is to squeeze in and sell your market no dulling.

Being humorous is natural.. If you force it , you end up being ridiculed.

Prestonn:
Thanks Boss

welcome bro.

Mariangeles:
Igbo amaka
Thank you.

Gbam!
you are welcome!

Akposy:
Rice and chicken. Craving satisfied

Chicken was seasoned & steamed. Dipped in a local mix made up of freshly squeezed pineapple juice, lemon juice, soy sauce, sweet chilli sauce, ginger-garlic-chilli powder, honey, seasoning, salt, margarine and sesame oil

...story so far...
After craving & searching effortlessly for chicken, I gave up the search cos when I get money, I no day see chicken buy and when I broke, chicken day boku for everywhere.
Well my friend brought a full chicken to help him grill for a small picnic.... here's the result

This chicken passed through a lot in that dipping o..


I like the outcome, so inviting... If you are residing in my area eeh, I wouldn't mind send some chicken come ya way most weekends, All I know is every weekend I will have well grilled chicken to snack on.

Weldone bro.

consider outdoor catering na, afterall the chef my family hires during occasions na guy with some girls that assist him.

Dude cooks for real (Nwoke na-esi ite mma mma).

MPESA:
Na so brother, what I can I afford conveniently don't move me but what I don't have or afford is what I work towards to get..... Na me be that but I don't know about others.

Good mindset.


Being real is simply the best.

callmeRichie:
Naso oo bros

Money makes one so confident and simple.

MPESA:
Some people don't really care about what they put On while some don't have dressing sense irrespective of there exposure or where they resides..... Except you only care about Yankee level , if not you might have loss a Diamond while searching for Stone.

True talk... some of these yankee guys, dress anyhow because they've got cash load.

My friend who has lived in US more than 25yrs, If u see him dressing u will think he is a nonsense person.

But when u see him creep out of his numerous exotic rides, u will think someone owns the cars.


I realized na people weh no hold Money the package pass.

McBrooklyn:
Yeah first date and minutes later she dey hustle me for 5k urgently

Hypocrisy everywhere you go....

Condemners association of Nigeria, twitter zone.

Mariangeles:
Loveymom olia? O tee la m hukwara gi nga
Odikwa mma nne?

Nna eh! your Igbo writing is on another level o.

Ji sie ike!

Oluromantic:
There are three methods to approach a quadratic equation;
- Factorization
- Completing the square
- Almighty formula
In all, you will arrive at same answer.

There are also three methods to approach simultaneous equations;
- Substitution
- Elimination
- Graphical
In all, you will arrive at same answer.

Your wife method is peculiar to you. Different men have different methods in solving their marital equations.

Mathematical expressions.....


you are right though.

GOFRONT:
Na wao......The way preeq and Towto dey sweet youth of this generation ehn!!!

Even our ancestors loved sex.... Its soo natural.

Crystalom3:
Hello Everyone

I have a little problem and it's really killing me.

As almost is a custom in our house, you don't get a phone until you're out of secondary school.

Lately, my little sister has been begging me for my phone to use. Sometimes for Facebook, sometimes for assignments or just browsing and stuffs.

But the problem is, she's always searching for porn. She's 17 now. I don't know if it's out of curiosity or if she's addicted to it.

Everytime I get my phone from her and I check the browser history, I'll see Google search for 'porn' 'pornography' and then website clicks.

She also searches for lesbian porns with many click through.

I don't know if she's just curious or if I should be concerned. I've stopped giving her my phone even though she do ask for it sometimes.

I've thought about talking to her but I really don't know where to start or how. We lost both of our parents already and are staying with my uncle and his wife and I don't really want to talk to the wife about this.

Please any advice?

Please don't stop giving her your phone, it is the sure way to monitor wat her online search are geared towards... If you stop, she will get to see it with another guy/lady's phone who may take advantage of her.

Just step in as a big bro, and educate her abt sex... If not outsiders will... She is at that ripe age some ladies go astray with wrong ideology.....A stage where some ladies are willing to get deflowered, some brag abt it based on peer influence.
you see 15-19yrs, very critical age range for most young girls to explore sexual things with either same or opposite sex...

Talk to her in a good, calm way... don't use those daddy daddy way and pass a good message in a wrong way....