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search my fone it aint like she gonn find anything. _{i hide my shit right!}

its almost the same reason why a guy would lie about him only wanting to get some and bounce. which to me is not being true. or maibe i might be wrong

yeah that was the first thing that came to mind when i saw it on BBC. saw flashes of a crowded street with debris free falling on peoples heads.

the maple leaf is kind of out dated. old school, ancient

mari-leaf looks better

i think u have something called BABY-FETISH! u guys can correct me if u think it aint a baby fetish she got.

You will get a Mastercard debit card from Ecobank or UBA. I don't know why they keep your collateral, fund your account with your funds and still call the card credit card.

thats the same way it is in the US. just that the format is a bit different, they ask u for how much u earn per year and all that crap, get ur id number, address and the whole nine years. then depending on how credit worthy u are. they increase ur limit and if u dont pay ur bill they'll be after ur ass in a jiffy. though wat they have in naija is more like a debit mastercard cos as u spend the money is deducted from ur account(thus the reason why u need 50000naira cash to start with. and if its an actual credit card thats somewhat like a cushion in case u dont pay up. they got ur 50 grand in hand already. and NO THEY WONT LET U OWE THEM MORE THAN 50000 if u do then i guess the'll ask u to increase the amount in ur security deposit (u pay more than 50000 they initially asked for.

99.9% NAIJA, all the other things I am can share the .1% left over(remnant, ajeku etc)

I can't marry anyone less than a Professor of bedmatics

what if he got nobel price in NACKSONOLOGY? cos thats what i got.

i dont think its love its more of "hmmm she got a nice body, i wont mind getting to know her maibe i might be lucky and get some" or better still it could be "hmmm dude fine as hell wont mind knowing him and all, and maibe we might hook up sometime u never know" but most times its a matter of the guy or girl appreciating the work of GOD nothing more.

the one that pisses me the EFFFFFFFFF! off the most though. is them peoples u meet online and before they get to know ur name they've started asking for favors. I for one i'm an equal opportunity person. if u add me to ur messenger list i'll accept the invite but the minute u talk crap. ur name if on the autoblock list sharp sharp. whether male or female. and when u tell them off they get pissed and call u all sorts of names enough to makeup a brand new dictionary. my own is even if u gonn try to dupe me at least get me name right before u start asking for my home addy and all the crap peeps ask for.

na wa o!

aiight cool. thats a start. as long as u got somn to do. the boredom and homesickness would find their way out of ur system. NOT THAT U WONT GET HOT FLASHES OF NAIJA ONCE IN A WHILE but it wont be as bad as right now.

im getting my mr DICKingson pierced next week cant wait. yeah or imma tattoo an elephant right there with mr DICKingson being the trunk.

pele o my brother abi se na sister u be. NZ extra far from home small o and all men still dey complain. anyway, as per survival its going to be a long road but u gonn pull through like its nothing. if u don't mind me asking, what u been doing in 8months. because it kind of depends on how active u are. as long as u got somn to keep u busy, your mind wont think about naija that much.

nice ideas. i actually made some personalized shirts for myself last summer. thinking of making some for this summer too but if u can make urs available soon enough then imma buy urs and not make mines. or better still give u the ideas i have, u make me shirts for free and u are free to re-use the ideas.

clearing and forwarding business!

the person u get married to dont necessarily have to be ur true love. it could be a 6month or 8month stand. if u disagree with me i understand but permit me to ask u if all the marriages that celebs have were with their true love. if it is then i guess they have multiple true loves then.

ur true love could be that other person (most likely an EX- ) u're thiking of while u are doing the horizontal poker with whom u are married to. it could be that one person u are fond of but u cannot marry that person and y'all both know it and feel the same way.

azuka see thers no two ways about it. its only in this day and age when everyone thinks like americans that wherever u go u have to watch ur actions cos the next person to u might think different of u. tell me when all we were growing up in naija was there ever a question about giving a guys a hug et all

thot i was the only one that feels like this but whether cripple or not. the most important thing is "TO SEARCH FOR THE FIRE THAT BURNS WITHIN"

wat can i say, "not everything that glitters is gold" but in ur case though its not everything in skirt is FEMALE

wont lie to u. i'm kinda the dark horse though cos i sometimes go against them and the past couple of time i did. THEY LOST! 3 years straight i've be on the side of they opponents. think its cos everyone and anyone around me talk about how the yankees gonn win and the whole crap and i'm like watch and see them loose. even taunted someone by threatening to buy a red sox jersey and wear it to work. come hear him say, "AYO u really dont wanna do that" this was two years ago when boston won the world series and came from three down to tie the series and went on to win the championship.

wouldnt want females paying for my meals and all. but when they insist or better still it threatens the relationship whether dating, talking, friends (with or without benefits) and all, i'll not hesitate to let her do the honors.

i'm not but i know people who are. and they dont act any different from some who aint

old glory, let me guess, u are a SOX FAN.

rkelly!

miss rhodalyn no harm done at all. its one of them things.

nobody ever said saying he was handicapped as opposed to cripple would make him walk again and nobody said he hadnt accepted it. but then u forget that terminologies make a lot of difference. saying someone is intellectually challenged doesnt mean he is dumb does it.

then i'll be at a crossroad, caught between being miserable and hurting an innocent person.

yeah she saved 1600 lives and her intentional mistake helped make one more. cos technically at the end of the cruise there were 1601 peoples on board.

yeah i figured.