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The Africans that work for BBC speak in a distinct way that one would still be able to distinguish an African from an European.


Perhaps, if you cannot beat them, join them!


But I still like the African accent; it's like they chew the words

Why ' still wasting ya time wt the old man?

HorneyChic:
WTF? U're talking 'bout a princess
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My bad, u were walloped at SB not OT[b]
We beat u guys on April 29th 3nil at SB to retain the title. Check ur records sir. And it was JM who did.[/b]

@Debosky.
This nor be english class o . Thanks though. Noted

You dare him not to remember that.

sweet that was indeed

[quote author=A-40 link=topic=219612.msg3365945#msg3365945 date=1232470262]You guys would not win the WAFU Cup if you participated in it not to talk of the FA Cup how many una don win sef?[/quote]Why didn't you just ignore that part now?

At least, i gave ya team a price (which is unfair )

That is not the question.


Any mass comm student here?


I guess it's the same way Actors do too. To play a xter/ a great person, you have to talk like that person.


Moreover, they enroll in broadcast Schools to.

When will the School itself be expelled?

Haba

that's harsh now.

Comment not if you have no help

i bet that's why Former LAG VC wanted a shortened tenure for these dudes.


This tier of government (assuming they were pro-active) would have made Fash's work easier.

sPIKE


THERE ARE STAGES IN LIFE AREN'T THERE?


1-10, 10-20, 20-30

FBS:
Horneycutie , no mind them oh. Only a funny person will say JM is not a good manager. He has a sound knowledge of the game and why some people would not want to give JM his moment in history, me just no understand. The guy has achieved for chelsea and in a massive way.

PS: He already has under his belt, a trophy in Italy with Inter. The guy is good.

na beef.


Until him die na im den accredit him greatness

Luiz Felipe Scolari has not ruled Didier Drogba out of a return to the squad for the FA Cup tie against Ipswich despite no involvement for the striker in the last two games.

Drogba has not featured since the defeat at Old Trafford and in his absence the team has recorded victories at Southend and home to Stoke with six goals scored along the way.

But speaking to Chelsea TV in the wake of the weekend action, Scolari insisted nothing out of the ordinary should be read into recent squad selections.

'It's a normal situation in the club because it is only a situation where for these two games I chose other players,' he said.

'But maybe for next week Didier is together with the squad for the game against Ipswich. He doesn't have a problem with me and with the club.

'He is training very well. He starts to build again his condition very well, not only his fitness but technical also. It is only a choice by me for the moment for these two games.'

Scolari has also given his verdict on the owner of Saturday's winning goal against Stoke which left the boot of Frank Lampard but made contact with Michael Ballack before hitting the net.

'Maybe the goalkeeper would have saved the goal because he has been a fantastic goalkeeper and saved maybe five or six goals,' the Chelsea manager suggests had the shot not been deflected on its way.

'But I think for Lampard, making 400 appearances for Chelsea, we want to give a gift for him. The goal is for Lampard.'

He has saved football of this coming madness.


Money isn't everything (But don't tell Martins that )

WDH is CAF naw? CAF Champs league ain't lucrative.


These Arab guys are ready to dole out money. Talk about investors!!!


If they really want titles, just buy  up Man U for EPL, Chelsea for FA , L'pool for UEFA, Villa for UEFA cup and maybe Arsenal or Everton for insurance losses.



kaka is a legend.

spikedcylinder:
I grew up with Shola Thompson (when he was still a dangly 12yr old lol!), he always spoke like that.

Like what? Please tell me


Na water them put for him mouth when he small se?

Nansense

It's surprising not to see this topic here especially 'cos most people scan not their flash disks before insertion.


Windows worm numbers 'skyrocket'

The worm can also spread via USB flash drives.

Infections of a worm that spreads through low security networks, memory sticks, and PCs without the latest security updates is "skyrocketing".

The malicious program, known as Conficker, Downadup, or Kido was first discovered in October 2008.

Anti-virus firm F-Secure estimates there are now 8.9million machines infected.

Experts warn this figure could be far higher and say users should have up-to-date anti-virus software and install Microsoft's MS08-067 patch.(http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/Bulletin/MS08-067.mspx)

In its security blog, F-Secure said that the number of infections based on its calculations was "skyrocketing" and that the situation was "getting worse".

Even having the Windows patch won't keep you safe.

Speaking to the BBC, Graham Cluley, senior technology consultant with anti-virus firm Sophos, said the outbreak was of a scale they had not seen for some time.

"Microsoft did a good job of updating people's home computers, but the virus continues to infect business who have ignored the patch update.

"A shortage of IT staff during the holiday break didn't help and rolling out a patch over a large number of computers isn't easy.

"What's more, if your users are using weak passwords - 12345, QWERTY, etc - then the virus can crack them in short order," he added.

"But as the virus can be spread with USB memory sticks, even having the Windows patch won't keep you safe. You need anti-virus software for that."



According to Microsoft, the worm works by searching for a Windows executable file called "services.exe" and then becomes part of that code.

It then copies itself into the Windows system folder as a random file of a type known as a "dll". It gives itself a 5-8 character name, such as piftoc.dll, and then modifies the Registry, which lists key Windows settings, to run the infected dll file as a service.

Once the worm is up and running, it creates an HTTP server, resets a machine's System Restore point (making it far harder to recover the infected system) and then downloads files from the hacker's web site.

Most malware uses one of a handful of sites to download files from, making them fairly easy to locate, target, and shut down.

But Conficker does things differently.

Right now, we're seeing hundreds of thousands of [infected] unique IP addresses


Anti-virus firm F-Secure says that the worm uses a complicated algorithm to generate hundreds of different domain names every day, such as mphtfrxs.net, imctaef.cc, and hcweu.org. Only one of these will actually be the site used to download the hackers' files. On the face of it, tracing this one site is almost impossible.


Speaking to the BBC, Kaspersky Lab's security analyst, Eddy Willems, said that a new strain of the worm was complicating matters.

"There was a new variant released less than two weeks ago and that's the one causing most of the problems," said Mr Willems

"The replication methods are quite good. It's using multiple mechanisms, including USB sticks, so if someone got an infection from one company and then takes his USB stick to another firm, it could infect that network too. It also downloads lots of content and creating new variants though this mechanism."

"Of course, the real problem is that people haven't patched their software," he added.

Technicians have reverse engineered the worm so they can predict one of the possible domain names. This does not help them pinpoint those who created Downadup, but it does give them the ability to see how many machines are infected.

"Right now, we're seeing hundreds of thousands of unique IP addresses connecting to the domains we've registered," F-Secure's Toni Kovunen said in a statement.

"We can see them, but we can't disinfect them - that would be seen as unauthorised use."

Microsoft says that the malware has infected computers in many different parts of the world, with machines in China, Brazil, Russia, and India having the highest number of victims.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7832652.stm

When will peeps ever learn?

When?

no.


I think LFS was given 10 to win.


I already knew L'pool weren't serious about this.

Fergie's approach this season ain't different from the way he topples Arsenal in previous season; scrap wins in the 1st half of the season then take over in the latter.

[quote author=B.O.S.S. link=topic=220162.msg3352773#msg3352773 date=1232189421]Blind talk. Only if one of your siblings is in that condition in order to get an education.[/quote]\

Save me. When councilors earn more than professors, why can't the LG chairman be accountable for his locality?

These languages are very popular and widely spoken and thus, it comes as no surprise.


However pages should be translated just the way Google translates some pages to Mandarin Chinese, german etc

Sola Thompson learnt how to speak the way he does on air So, her case could not be dissimilar.

Exactly my thoughts when I heard the news: "Shame On Nollywood!"

We have untapped stories in this country good enough to win international awards which could even still be run on low budget platforms.


Rather they never get tired of trite stories and actors. Stories are exhausted there, they are coming here. Remember Blood Diamond?

Very soon, Akwa Ibom Child Abuse will become a Hollywood movie!

Point of Correction:

'cos I use the Adobe Flash 9, I've not had cause to visit Adobe's site.


However, Adobe Flash 10 is now available

http://labs.adobe.com/technologies/flashplayer10/

Now, we even still have Adobe Flash 11

http://flashspeaksactionscript.com/category/industry-news/latest-adobe-flash-news/

Abeg, tell me Kosofe Local Government has no chairman.

Must Fashola do e'thing including repairing my shoe

This poster is not explicit enough.

What he has said are trite issues.

Moreover your GP is made in your 1st and 2nd year.

3rd and final year(S) are just for consolidation purposes

bindex:
If he Invokes the name of Allah, majority of American Christains will be fidgety about it even though all of them believe that Allah does'nt exist. The question then will be why should American Christains get fidgety about Allah If Obama uses him if Allah doesnt exist?

And where did your statistic or research come from?

Niaraland and blasphemy sha

Which do you want to believe?

the one uploaded by Chelsea FC's webmasters or Daily's

more like Source(liars) vs Objects(Gossip)

_{With source contents from Fatawal Islam}




A muslim man should not wear a watch, ring, chain etc made of gold.

The Prophet (SAW) mentioned that

"Men have been forbidden from wearing gold rings." (Abu Dawud no. 4044 and At-Tirmithi no. 1738)"


Also Recorded by Al-Bukhari and Muslim from Al-Bara' bin 'Azib, may Allaah be pleased with him.

When the Messenger of Allaah (sallAllaahu `alayhi wa sallam) saw a man with a gold ring on his hand, he removed it and hurled it onto the ground. He then said,

íÚãÏ ÃÍÏßã Åáì ÌãÑÉ ãä äÇÑ ÝíÌÚáåÇ Ýí íÏå

"One of you takes to an ember from the Fire and then puts it on his hand!" (Muslim no. 2090)



So the first question of "Men Don't Wear Gold Chain" is YES. It's forbidden. The reason will be seen for the other question.

Muslim Men Don't Wear Chain At All?

Allah has forbidden any action by a man to look like a woman or imitate a woman. This includes wearing wigs, skirts, ear-rings, talking like a woman et al that adorn or enhance a woman's beauty.

In Bukhari and other hadith: The Prophet wore a silver ring and people began to wear silver rings. They wore them after his time also. To be on the "safer" side, it'll be advisable to wear not even a silver chain because it is considered as copying women in their specific form of attire or adornments.

Allah knows best.