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Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff:
Queenttoast01:
Woman are even the ones created to handle problems not Man
Dont mind the clowns talking out of turns ojaare. Angel Gabriel visited Mary to directly announce the coming birth of Yahushua Ha Mashsiach, but when it was Joseph turn to be informed about it, it was only done in a dream to him. Now, tell who is regarded more, hmm, lmao?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 10:43am On May 10, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Amen wink
I wouldn't say Amen to that nonsense except you too believe that women weren't created to handle problems like claimed in that post among other ludicrous claims made there too angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 7:08am On May 10, 2020
solite3:
1 Corinthians 11:7
"For a man indeed ought not to cover his head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man."

The primary reason the woman was created was to be a help meet for man but man was not created for woman.

1 Corinthians 11:9
"Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man."

Do I need to post scriptures that reveals that God the Father, Son and Holy Ghost are all masculine?
It is only the pagan gods, that have both feminine and masculine gods.

Revelation 4:9
"And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,"

Revelation 4:10
"The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,"

The biblical God is masculine. Men and woman are created in the image of God means they bear some of his character even a woman bears some attributes of a man.
A woman is a man in a other dimension, woman means take out of man but God is masculine.
Masculine give rise to feminine not the other way round. For example XY chromosomes can give rise of XX chromosomes but XX chromosomes can never give rise to XY chromosomes.
Queenttoast01:
Nice contributions smiley
"As a mother comforts her son, so I will comfort you, and you will be comforted in Jerusalem"
- Isaiah 66:13

It is a narrow minded contribution. A male by himself with his prized XY chromosomes by himself alone with his XY chromosomes, is no better than being an eunuch. He needs a female to dash the Y-part to, in order to produce a boy or the X-part in order to get a girl. Man and woman compliment each other

Listen, Queenttoast01, the only reason why a third person pronoun is used for God, is because there isnt a genderless pronoun in Hebrew/Greek/English available to use. Remember Queenttoast01 that God is a Spirit and in actual fact, God is genderless, this meaning, God, from a human point of view, is neither male nor female. In spite of that fact, God however has masculine and feminine characters/traits/behaviours/qualities/attributes though.

Now watch this Queenttoast01, God is not a "not-known-number" of person. God, as a matter of fact then, is, x-person. This is implying that God, in effect, is ∞-persons, as in, meaning, God is infinite or infinity.

That being said, now the meaning of the Tetragrammaton, YHWH, really is "I AM, that, I AM" which is about God being whatever it is necessary for God to become He'll become. Now God has revealed to us to be God the Father, God the Son and God, the Holy Spirit. Notice that you'll find the masculine characters/traits/behaviours/qualities/attributes in both God the Father, God the Son and you'll find the feminine characters/traits/behaviours/qualities/attributes God, the Holy Spirit. The pinnacle of God's characters/traits/behaviours/qualities/attributes, towering above all is the masculinity, which is why for discussion sake, although neither being male or female physically, God settles for the third person male pronouns. You would be the first to admit Queenttoast01, that we cant call or address God, as "It" nah. Mba, mbah. God is not a man. God is not a woman and neither is God an animal or an object. God chose that He be identified, addressed and referred to a Father, even Abba sef and not Mother, so that is how and why we see, identify, address and refer God to as He, Him, Father etcetera. Capisce, lmao?

Always remember that Genesis 1:26, said, "let us create mankind (i.e. males and females)" and not just "let us create men/males", lmao. The original plan from the onset was to create both, it doesnt matter who came first. They both need each other for God's plan and vision to actualise, lmao
Culture › Re: What Is The Meaning Of Lagos in Yorogba Language by MuttleyLaff:
Obdk:
I know lagos is Portuguese language. I want to know if it has yorogba meaning...
bantudra:
Lagos is a portugies word....that area called Lagos is called Eko...

and belongs to the bini empire...
Ejanla07:
Who knows the meaning of Lagos

OreMI22 Ngozi123 MayorofLagos OAFMods aribisala0 zenmaster kettykin
macof:
smh

You wasted your years in school

1. Lagos city is Aworiland
2. Benin empire doesn't exist anymore
Ajebusta:
Lagos belongs to Benin?...... Do you know the distance between these two cities?....

Dumbo
Lagos belongs to Benin?...... Do you know the distance between these two cities?....

Dumbo

Lagos belongs to Benin?...... Do you know the distance between these two cities?....

Dumbo
step1:
Empire ko legions ni
ejanla077:
Its yellow bar
MuttleyLaff: The Gold coast, Tooth coast (i.e. Ivory coast) Slave coast, Pepper coast, Grain coast etcetera and then the kingdoms, like the kingdom of Benin, the kingdom of Judah, the kingdom of Songhai etcetera, the Ibo island in Mozambique etcetera, just as the naming of our very own Lagos, which is different from the original Portuguese Lagos, lmao, were all made up and given those names under Portuguese influence.

Lagos, originally a fishing village, was founded by the Awori, in the 13th century and was called Eko, it was co-inhabited by the Awori and Bini.

The original Edo or Bini, the Beninese people, of the Empire of Benin/Benin Kingdom, conquered and resettled there, after taking over the place from the Awori.

It actually, is the military nature of the original settlement, that gave Lagos, its original name "Eko", which in the Bini dialect, means "war camp"

Initial contact with Benin Empire and neighboring states were made in the 1400’s, by Portuguese explorers, who described the Lagos lagoon inlet, lake and island with their maps making notes of the existence of the Lagos lagoon lake. However, the name Lagos, was given it, by the Portuguese explorer Rui de Sequeira, when he visited the area in 1472, naming the area around the city, Lago de Curamo, or Lake of Healing, but Lagos actually means "Lakes or Lagoon" in Portuguese.

Former names were, Oko to Eko, from Curamo to Onim, and from Onim to Lagos. Dutch maps depict "Ichoo" obviously Eko, as an important trading town connected by way of Lagoons to Benin and to the Niger.

donnie I hope you know all these sha, lmao hmm? I hope you can see the Portuguese connection forming all over Africa
Christianity Etc › Re: The Evil Spirit Like The Frog From The Mouth Of The False Prophet by MuttleyLaff: 9:26pm On May 09, 2020
petra1:
You should address Posters according to their monickers
Dont mind that one, he has a pet penchant and incorrigible behaviour of doing just that angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 9:09pm On May 09, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Thank you for your contributions so far, the topic is really complicated, it takes a knowledgeable person to analyse it
Queenttoast01:
Hmm, Okay
"All wisdom comes from the LORD,
and so do common sense and understanding
"
- Proverbs 2:6

If you need knowledge and understanding of the scripture, then ask God, and He will generously give it to you. He will not rebuke you for asking. There is a spirit in a man, the breath of the Almighty, that gives him understanding.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 8:58pm On May 09, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Hmm, bible backings pls
"Then God said,
“Let Us make man in Our image, after Our likeness,
to rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock,
and over all the earth itself and every creature that crawls upon it.”
"
- Genesis 1:26

Dont mind the jokers, they'll probably, I actually mean, they'll definitely get you confused.

You see that the underlined "man" in Genesis 1:26 above, in the original text, actually is human beings. So when is saying, lets make male and female human beings in Our image, after Our likeness. Let us make man and woman representative of it what and who we are, is all that Genesis 1:26-27 is saying. Please dont let those guys twist the Bible for you, lmao
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff:
Queenttoast01:
Hmm, kindly check my above bible scriptures
Trust me I had got over every post on this thread from post zero, there isnt anything or need for me to go back re-check

Queenttoast01, "tani jẹ, gbena woju ẹkun?" loosely translated means "who dares take a lantern to go look the tiger straight in the eyes" so it is with God, He is just too bright to be seen with our naked eyes. His glory is blinding, it is just like trying to look in the sun, if any does it long enough, they'll irreparably lose their sense of seeing

Queenttoast01:
You try sha cheesy
Na you sabi. ".. try sha" is not going to put garri for table

Queenttoast01:
Is this not educating enough to reach FP?
Of course, it is educating, but the way you're all over the boots of the moderators, is distracting. They have better things to attend to and not to be spammed by you because of fp vainglory.

The thread will ordinarily make fp, on its strength and/or if meant to, even of course without you needing to help it get a leg up
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 7:37pm On May 09, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Moses saw the back of God and his face was radiant
Smh. To start with, whenever you're in the presence of God, the glory of God will shine on you from reflecting. It soon fades after leaving His presence. Number two, seeing the back of God, is a metaphor. What you now want to ponder, how on earth did Moses, get to know all the details he penned down in the Pentateuch or the Torah, as in meaning, Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy with creation stories etcetera that he personally wasn't present in

Queenttoast01:
Remember what God told Moses when he requested to see God "Nobody sees me and remain alive"
[img]https://s5/images/MuttleyLaffSLJackonStare.gif[/img]
You dis Queenttoast01 sef, smh.

"Nobody sees me and remain alive" is the other half of that earlier abve mentioned metaphor, what it means is, you cant see the future, you cant see in detail all I intend and plan to do. If you do, then I'll have to kill you immdeiately after, because dead men dont talk or speak, lmao. Please go take a kit kat, go have a break. Give this a rest. Biko.

Queenttoast01:
We can see God when we've been transformed.
The only way you'll see God is through our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world Yahushua Ha Mashsiach, aka Jesus Christ, who is the incarnate of God
Christianity Etc › Re: How Muhammad Ali Was Deceived By Islam & Why Cassius Clay Was His Greatest Name by MuttleyLaff:
donnie:
At least Islam puts that fighting spirit in People. Not the docile weak, beaten down men we see today, who go by the name born again...
"Jesus answered and said to him,
"Truly, truly, I say to you, except anyone be born from above, he is not able to see
the kingdom of God.
"
- John 3:3

You have absolutely no idea what "born from above" aka "born again" You can't correctly exegete it, even if your life depended on it. Smh. Charlatan!

donnie:
I'm not for any religion though. Religion has destroyed our people.
Why arent I surprised, you arent for any religion though or that you erroneously believe religion has destroyed.

Fyi donnie, false religion(s), impure religion, religion that God will find faults, flaws, warts and all with, have confused and foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo-ed you up.

I can even see you didnt watch the clip and even if you did, you didnt watch it from start to end. Muhammad Ali formerly Cassius X but then originally named Cassius Marcellus Clay was scammed just like you are. You both ended up being confused more than a goat lost wandering on an astro turf. You both jumped out of a fire pot straight into the fire place, lmao. Muhammad Ali jumped from one slave master's name to another slave master's name lmao.

Go check American record, slavery there, barely lasted a century, give or take. Go find out when it started and when ended or abolished.

Slavery to America came last in the groovy party. The Arabs, descendants of Shem were first in the game taking Japheth's descendants as slaves before turning on their half brothers, the Shemites and of course their other brothers, the Hamites, as slaves too.
Christianity Etc › Re: On The Suspected Herdsmen Attack On Bayo Famonure And His Family by MuttleyLaff: 6:43pm On May 09, 2020
VBCampaign:
Well said my boss. You're always inspiring.
Ah no ooo please. No pour igbo enter pocket for me, ejor. We are nobody's bosses. We are merely exemplifying the iron sharpenth iron aphorism.

Keep the fire burning sir. Keep on fanning the flames. I dey your back gidigba 24/7. I have your back, so don't worry. I am here with God, for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff:
Queenttoast01:
God is not formless o, The Angel see and worship HIM, How can a formless being be seen?
"Then Yahweh opened the eyes of Balaam,
and he saw the angel of Yahweh standing in the way
, with his sword drawn in his hand;
and he bowed his head, and fell on his face.
"
- Numbers 22:31

"15When Elisha's servant got up the next morning, he saw that Syrian troops had the town surrounded.
“Sir, what are we going to do?” he asked.
16“Don't be afraid,” Elisha answered. “There are more troops on our side than on theirs.”
17Then he prayed, “Lord, please help him to see.”
And the Lord let the servant see that the hill was covered with fiery horses and flaming chariots all around Elisha.
"
- 2 Kings 6:15-17

Both God and extra-terristrial angelic host are non spatial human being that naked eyes are not naturally equipped to physically see except from when God permits so.

Besides the fact that, God and the celestial beings, aka heavenly hosts, exist on another dimension. They dont have a physical body, like we human beings do have. Bodies are required for any being considering to legally operate and/or live on earth. What you'll see Queenttoast01 about angels, when they appear visibly to us and enough physically for us to see them with our naked eyes are glorified bodies and/or hologram bodies, for lack of a better word.

Queenttoast01:
sad angry
[img]https://media./images/e3544b8117d3ecbb0cb8751f1ce0ff71/tenor.gif[/img]
What is your problem?

I hope you do know that God is Light, hmm? I'll leave it just as that, so not to complicate things up for you.

Now watch this. You can't see electricity but you can see the work it does. You can see a lamp light, because of how the light reflects off it source, the lamp light and enters our eyes. You can't see electric current run, but you can feel electricity, if you touch an exposed electric wire long enough to get a shock.

Biologically, we are designed to see only the visible spectrum, if we had the power biologically to see x-rays, gamma rays, UV ray etcetera, then possibly we might have a chance to see God.

What is sun?. How long for Queenttoast01, do you think you can directly look the sun, without paying a price for doing so, lmao?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 2:36pm On May 09, 2020
Queenttoast01:
Hmm, really?
Of course nah, especially when to start with, God is formless, lmao.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQY_Jd--pwI&t=2070s

donnie:
Will you shut up your dirty mouth.
We are not Caanan. Shameless liar, Ashkenazi tool. grin
[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img]
If I give you backhand slap, erhn.

I didnt even mention anyone because I knew that when you throw a slipper into the market place, whoever yelps and shouts, is the one hit, lmao

donnie:
We know who the Canaanites are on the continent.
He who comes into equity must come with clean hands. We know the people, whose identity you're coveting, have hands that are not clean.

Of course, you'll know who the Canaanites are on the continent, wouldnt you, lmao.

donnie:
Those who were sold were mostly Hebrews with sub-saharan Africa DNA. Not Canaanites.
"26And Judah said unto his brethren, What profit is it if we slay our brother, and conceal his blood?
27Come, and let us sell him to the Ishmeelites, and let not our hand be upon him; for he is our brother [and] our flesh. And his brethren were content.
"
– Genesis 37:26-27

"He that leadeth into captivity, shall go into captivity:
he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword.
"
– Revelation 13:10

What goes around, goes around, goes around and comes all the way back around, donnie, lmao.

I dont think donnie, it has ever occurred to you, that though slavery, is an ancient practice, one among several other reasons, why the Israelites were exiled, taken captives etcetera, and particularly why Judah went to slavery, is because its him, he that hatched the plan with his brothers to sell their own flesh and blood, younger brother, Joseph, who came to give them food and drink provisions, into slavery.

The ten murderous blood thirsty brothers, first wanted to kill Joseph, but later on, agreeing on Judah's advice, decided to sell him. This they did, to the passing Midianites merchantmen, the Ishmaelites, descendants of Ishmael, the elder son of Abraham, as slave, for twenty pieces of silver.

The Midianites afterward ferried Joseph to Egypt, as a slave of course, where he was sold on to Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh and captain of the guard.

1/ How many brothers were involved in selling Joseph into slavery donnie? How many nah, lmao?
2/ Who was the brain or mastermind behind selling Joseph, their younger brother, who they should have been protecting, into slavery donnie?
3/ Were the Canaanites involved in selling Joseph into slavery huh donnie?

I've told you before that, I speak less than I know. If I should pull this rug from under your feet erhn, you fall yakata, get up and begin run home to go cry, lmao. Pikin wey no sabi him history, nah for roadside, outsider go nack am tori correct, make hin brain factory reset, lmao.
Christianity Etc › Re: On The Suspected Herdsmen Attack On Bayo Famonure And His Family by MuttleyLaff: 1:01pm On May 09, 2020
Godoverevery:
that should be like 5yrs ago bro... maybe you should try and visit now.
Of course, it was. It actually was 2011/12/13. I stopped in 2013.

You need to re-read my post. I wasn't knocking the state of the road now, but was narrating my experience travelling on it and how I didn't really enjoyed being on it, and that is how I feel about the north, meaning I wouldn't be alright anywhere in there until when I leave, if I go visit anywhere in the north.
Christianity Etc › Re: On The Suspected Herdsmen Attack On Bayo Famonure And His Family by MuttleyLaff: 12:51pm On May 09, 2020
Godoverevery:
pot holeshuh.
which lagos -ibadan express way huh
What year are you referring to and I'll tell what year this happened? angry angry angry

These arent even pot holes, that's me being conservative in describing those death trap gullies and dangerous patches along the stretch of the expressway then. My heart was in my mouth literally for a good part of the journey.
Christianity Etc › Re: On The Suspected Herdsmen Attack On Bayo Famonure And His Family by MuttleyLaff:
frosbel2:
First off, hello Bro, trust you are coping with the lock down situation, cheesy.

What needs to happen is a military, community and vigilante response to these devilish and deranged marauders. They do not understand the language of peace or dialogue, and we all know the origins of their religion.

Therefore, we cannot wait around for Jesus to come and intervene, he has been coming for ever and millions have suffered and died in the process. I believe in an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth but only on the basis of a properly planned and controlled approach with the support of the people. We need to work towards a sensible and common approach to the security of our regions and ensure that further invasions are met with overwhelming devasting force in order to WIPE OUT these sub-human herdsmen.

All this talk of Jesus this and Jesus that is precisely why the Europeans took over our lands, enslaved our people and is why the diabolical Chinese are recolonising Africa. We cannot let this happen. God is indeed just and righteous but remember he made and had great warriors of yore, who defeated their hateful and barbaric enemies while protecting their land and families.

The Nigerian government is useless, hopeless and unwilling to protects its citizens , it is therefore up to regional and local leaders to galvanise their people and forces into action.
MuttleyLaff:
... Tbh, the North, is one place, I will hurriedly visit and as quickly as possible leave anytime. It never was a favourite place of mine to go to, never has it entered my mind, to put it on my bucket list, to now talkess consider to be living there. "Agbedo," loosely translated, means, "God forbid" It is only if its an explicit or heard clearly from God, that could make me live anywhere in the North, without being armed to defend (i.e. Matthew 24:43 and Luke 12:39) Taking up arms legitimately and/or lawfully IS NOT vengeance, is not about taking revenge or avenging but is about protection and countering force, just as Matthew 24:43 & Luke 12:39 simply explains ...
We are all doing OK brother, I believe I can say the same about you, your family and all that's dear to you being OK. Yeah?

Ham and his descendants, genetically speaking have always, from the word go, in fact almost, after the deluvial have been devilish in nature, nasty, morally corrupt, badly behaving etcetera.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff:
Maximus69:
The attributes are weaker {1Peter 3:7} in women that's why God doesn't reckon much with women unless one does what is noteworthy! smiley
Queenttoast01:
cry cry undecided huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
MuttleyLaff:
Women, God's own pièce de résistance, lol, in the west, there's a colloquial that goes like "igbehin latayo, nma ta" loosely translated means, "the maestro saves his ace for the end of a game"

God's masterpiece, the curves, the rounds, the bends, the arcs, the figure eight, the muliebrity, the cerebral etcetera, women, can't live with them, can't live without them. God thank you for all females, our women.
Dont be shocked or surprised at sort of "... God doesn't reckon much with women unless one does what is noteworthy!.." remarks like that.It is something you'll expect coming from a chauvinist and/or misorgynist. Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is God In Form Of Man Or Woman by MuttleyLaff: 11:10am On May 09, 2020
Queenttoast01:
In this passage above they used HIM, can we liken God's form and image to that of a man or woman?
Queenttoast01:
If you're knowledgeable of the word of God, pls come in and shed light.
Queenttoast01:
“Then God said, ‘Let us make man in Our image, according to Our likeness; let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, over the birds of the air, and over the cattle, over all the earth…”
(Genesis 1:26).

Man abi Woman image? Him or Her
Queenttoast01:
Still confused here pls.

Genesis 1:27:
"So God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them."
Queenttoast01, you're putting the cart before the horse. Fyi, and from Bible 101, God is formless. God has no form. In fact, God is a non-spatial phenomenon, so this means your question is a non starter dead on arrival (DOA) question. Sorry.
Christianity Etc › Re: On The Suspected Herdsmen Attack On Bayo Famonure And His Family by MuttleyLaff:
Please accept my sincere wishes and fervent prayer that Baba Famonure, Mama, their son and other family members, relatives and even workers traumatised or hurt, all have a speedy recovery.

Ordinarily Lagos to Ibadan expressway, I took the other day, a few years back, I was silently praying in mind, that God, please let us reach our destination and return back to Lagos in peace and whole piece of us, intact. The road was treacherous, my brother driving, darting the car to the left, one minute and then next minute, to the right repeatingly, to avoid gullies and potholes wasn't a nice experience.

So, if that's just a road, imagine how I'll feel about the North. Tbh, the North, is one place, I will hurriedly visit and as quickly as possible leave anytime. It never was a favourite place of mine to go to, never has it entered my mind, to put it on my bucket list, to now talkess consider to be living there. "Agbedo," loosely translated, means, "God forbid" It is only if its an explicit or heard clearly from God, that could make me live anywhere in the North, without being armed to defend (i.e. Matthew 24:43 and Luke 12:39) Taking up arms legitimately and/or lawfully IS NOT vengeance, is not about taking revenge or avenging but is about protection and countering force, just as Matthew 24:43 & Luke 12:39 simply explains.

Of course, we are aware of Deutronomy 32:35 and this our solace, in times like something of this nature about the fate of those sons of Canaan, descendants of the youngest son of Ham. Those evil guys and their evil scheming sponsors, will all, get their comeuppance in the end in Jesus' name. Amen.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff: 6:36pm On May 08, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenuSmPVlnE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmPjbysSHy0

"25So he said, "Canaan is cursed! He will be the lowest slave to his brothers.
26Praise the LORD, the God of Shem! Canaan will be his slave.
27May God expand the territory of Japheth. May he live in the tents of Shem.
Canaan will be his slave."
"
- Genesis 9:25
Christianity Etc › Re: If Supernatural Bodies Are Better Than Human Bodies Why Do Demons Possess Humans by MuttleyLaff: 4:01pm On May 08, 2020
kkins25:
where is our rebuttal?
Not for market display, lmao
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
When did God conceive this plan of sending a Messiah to save humans?

I have read the entire tanakh and I am yet to find it...

Amos 3:7 says God does nothing without first telling his servants the prophet,...which prophet did God reveal this plan to?..

You have been avoiding this question..
MuttleyLaff:
... What does Yahshua Ha Maschiach mean then.

Try please, what do you see that Yahshua Ha Maschiach, is saying sonmvayina. Forget the Jesus Christ Roman/Constantine invention thing, lol. Let's go ethnic, lol, let's go .
MuttleyLaff:
... what matters to me is the soul, what is going to happen to the soul, after the body goes back to the dust and the spirit goes back to the its Owner, God.

Now one of the main 99 problems you have sonmvayina, is that you are irreverent. I dont care what you believe in or not believe in, but just please, quit knocking, with your substances, what others hold dear and near. Stay in your lane and let others stay in their lanes. The sky is big and wide enough for all birds, without colliding with each other, to fly in it, lol. Now, when as you usually do, drift and start prodding others, that's when and is why, when you do, I come after you, lol.

Please, just do what you know doing best, same with me and others, and lets all hope for the best, when the chickens come home to roost, lol

If you expect me to jump into a rabbit hole and go on a wild goose chase, then sonmvayina, you have another thing coming

sonmvayina, na word bring word come. Remember nah, that it was you who first introduced Psalms nah. Hang on , I'll show you. Does this comment ring a bell to you "When David wrote those psalms, he was running from Saul who wanted to kill him", do you recognise that comment and know who authored it, hmm?

C'mon sonmvayina nah you dey talk like this, erhn? That psalms are not prophesies, hmm?

Fyi from Bible 101, Psalms have different genres and so are classified into at least seven categories. Psalms, as you correctly said, are in the forms of praise songs in the temple, are in the forms about royalty and Messianic prophecy, are in the forms thankgiving made to God for His gracious acts, are in the forms of complaints and so crying out for God's deliverance at moments of despair, are in the forms of Mountain of Fire sort type of prayer as in invoke fire etcetera on enemies. I can go on and on, but you got the gist that Psalms are about prophecies and all

sonmvayina, c'mon now, quit playing games nah and stop pretending that we havent walked up this garden path together nah. Which one nah? Kilode?

So sonmvayina, is the Genesis 22:18 New Testament, when I quoted it inconjunction with New Testament John 8:56, hmm?

To be honest and truthful to you, I still dont 100% understand how you mean:
"Show me beyond every reasonable doubt what Jesus was saving... "

What specifically do you mean, what Jesus was saying? Jesus was saying some many things, but fundamentally what He brought was the Gospel, the Good News
MuttleyLaff:
Remember I've said earlier that, now one of the main 99 problems you have sonmvayina, is that you are irreverent. I dont care what your beliefs or what not your beliefs are, but please, just quit knocking, with your substances, what others hold dear and near. Stay in your lane and let others stay in their lanes. The sky is big and wide enough for all birds, without colliding with each other, to fly in it, lol. Now, when as you usually do, drift and start prodding others, that's when and is why, when you do, I come after you, lol.

Please, just do what you know doing best, same with me and others, and lets all hope for the best, when the chickens come home to roost, lol

"15Moses continued,
“The LORD your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among your fellow Israelites. You must listen to him
17Then the LORD said to me, ‘What they have said is right.
18I will raise up a Prophet like you from among their fellow Israelites.
I will put my words in His mouth, and He will tell the people everything I command him.
19I will personally deal with anyone who will not listen to the messages the Prophet proclaims on my behalf.
20But any prophet who falsely claims to speak in my name or who speaks in the name of another god must die.
"
- Deuteronomy 18:15, 17-20

sonmvayina, you need to think about the bigger picture and stop limiting your view to just mere "the Jews, His chosen people or any one else, to believe in the death of the Messiah when He comes in other to be saved" Anyway Deuteronomy 18:15, 17-20 is what you asked for, so there it is up there.

The Messiah came to die sonmvayina, that's the whole essence of what this escathology thingy is all about nah. That's exactly what He said on the cross at Golgota/Calvary, when He paraphrased Psalms 22 that you tried to rubbish. He paraphrased Psalms 22 at the beginning and at the end during His last seven dying words on the cross, lol.
MuttleyLaff:
Jesus is Yahshua Ha Maschiach. C'mon, lol, for shouting and crying out loud, its all plain in sight. Look at the name nah sonmvayina, to see how it fits into the narrative, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: If Supernatural Bodies Are Better Than Human Bodies Why Do Demons Possess Humans by MuttleyLaff: 3:10pm On May 08, 2020
kkins25:
Wow!!!! Beautiful.
Now, watch out, the last time i said something of this nature my paddy MuttleyLaff called me igbo smoker.
Your epistle is way more detailed than mine although I was coming from a science POV.
I wonder what rebuttal MuttleyLaff would have after he finish drinking his igbo tea.. Haha
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Try simple biblical POV
Crime › Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by MuttleyLaff: 10:11pm On May 07, 2020
gypsey:
grin grin grin oh! really?
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Siddon there, bin dey ask, lmao

Of course, you dont even have to open mouth talk, they can smell it.
Even your composure, your demeanour, the self confidently relaxed air about you, gives you away
If you like, put on rickety looking half dead loose slippers on, trying to fake common man or trying to blend, pftt, nah lie, the little honest ones will tell you to your face that you're not from "here" and if you ask, stammeringly ask, but but I've put on raggedy ordinary clothes trying to look shabby like, the kind ones, taking pity on you, will confess to you, that, its your skin, your skin tone, the freshness and coolness, its not hit by the sun or dirt/dust-darkened by the searing heat and humidity, so thats what gives you away, lmao.
Crime › Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by MuttleyLaff: 9:46pm On May 07, 2020
gypsey:
Thank you! maybe now that i am a grown ass man, yes! grin I have children, I wouldn't want some nigerian ignorant police man to shoot at me or brutalised me or use me to "shine" some times when i drive past them they yell nigga! nigga! nigga! what do you have for us? i give them like 2k naira, sometimes 3k, i can understand that they are under paid some of them don't even have Boots on, some were even wearing old worn out boots. but not an excuse for them to be extorting money from and brutalising innocent nigerians. even though i have my hair braided they have never troubled me when they see me, they flag me down i stop and say hello! officers! you people are doing a good job, thank you! and they just say drive on nigga!
why they were always calling me nigga, i don't know grin
It is because this nigga is not raw nor dont look rugged.
They can see freshness, fine bwoy, no pimples written all over your nigga arse face nah, that's why
Crime › Re: Woman Who Slapped Policeman 13 Times Arrested In Oyo by MuttleyLaff: 8:08pm On May 07, 2020
sassysure:
Why will the policeman slap her?
That alone can cause him his job.
His action provoked her reaction. How she reacted isn't the problem here. It's self defence. Case dismissed.
If that lady had stabbed him and something bad happened, it's act of self defence. His greatest mistake was slapping her and on seeing it's recorded, never debunked the allegation when she continually screamed that he slapped her.

Hope we still have human right activists in Nigeria.
MuttleyLaff:
Revenge, avenge or vengeance is not the same as defence, self-defense and/or genuine self-protection.

Self-defense is protecting yourself and others from immediate danger. The goal is to stop the attacker from attacking.

If you are attacked and do not defend yourself you can be killed or seriously injured.

Arming to defend yourself with, is not assault. Assault is the physical attack the person coming at you is doing. Robbing people, is anti-social, to on top assault them, is not just worse but is equally unlawful, unacceptable and unwelcoming as stealing/robbing. You're justified to defend yourself and your family with reasonable counter force against being robbed and physical attack, but wont be justified to take revenge, because as we all know, vengeance and even recompense, is for the Lord (i.e. Deuteronomy 32:35)

Bottom line and show all these to your missus Mrs Prince\will2012, lol, the Bible never forbids self-defense, it permits believers to defend themselves. I'll soon send you a write up on how to align and tune in the soul with all the spirit man is getting from the Spirit....

# FREE MUBARAK BALA NOW! angry angry angry
# Shout it from the rooftops
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She wont get off the hook free

Slapping a police officer, upholding and enforcing the law on our behalf, putting his life on the line, so that we all be safe, up to 13 times and keeping him hostage is no longer self defence. One wrong and 13 wrongs dont make things right
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff: 7:35pm On May 07, 2020
donnie:
Wow. cheesy
Weldon daughter of Zion!
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Blind guide wehdon the blind

Let’s pray that God open their eyes so they can quit this nonsense and become believers.
Become ecclesia, not jumping out of the fry pan into the fire place, lmao, like you did donnie, running from Christianity but ended up, yeah that's right, straight into the middle of the judgment of YAH. Ouch.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff: 7:27pm On May 07, 2020
donnie:
Let me clarify something. The judgement of Esau and the daughter of Babylon is already written. Rome (Christianity the European religion) and the modern (fake) Jews are Esau.

It is better you bring down the building you put up by yourself in your pride and arrogance against YAH and his commandments than wait for Him to bring destruction. That's the reason for my warning. The judgement has already been set.

And I am not a believer in your useless white Jesus, neither will I ever again partake of the abomination of Christianity. SHALOM.

#AwakeOIsrael
MuttleyLaff:
... You don price market, wey money in your hands no reach buy, lmao. You no get land, you wan erect perimeter fence, lmao. Who does that. Oinnn, gerara ere.

You're already going through the judgment of YAH, it all started right from the moment you ran from the wolf in sheep clothing into a welcoming and embracing arms of a devouring bear, lmao. You jumped from the fry pan into the fire place, lmao, and that's right into the middle of the judgment of YAH. You are in trouble donnie, your pride and covetousness have pushed you into big, big trouble. You false prophet (i.e. Ezekiel 22:28, Ezekiel 13:6 and Ezekiel 13:3) angry angry angry

It is only liars and wannabe prophet like you, who twists and misinterprets scripture, and you've had from practices, perfected the art of inserting your lies, delusions, falsehoods, misunderstandings, hatred, in much senseless and useless jargon(s). You have no shame, no ounce of humility in you, with pride, you sit gingerly perched on your tall high horse, you thought, you'll will have a plain sailing at making mischief, and that you would go unnoticed and unchallenged. Smh. Your goose is cooked. Bring them on, your half baked understanding of maps, of history, of etymologies, of the wikipedia pages you copy and paste here, bible exegesis, hermeneutics, theology etcetera and with them all, you try to make YAH look like a liar and as if He doesnt know what He's said.

donnie, have you ever heard of the saying, what goes around, goes around, goes around and comes all the way back around, huh, lmao? Have a look at Genesis 37:26-27, lmao, check it out, to go figure that saying out with it, lmao.

# FREE MUBARAK BALA NOW! angry angry angry
# Shout it from the rooftops
cc: PervertProphet, jared007, bodydialect57, MiddleDimension, Daejoyoung, erim123
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Wetin concern fish with raincoat?

You're increasingly gradually and steadily confirming to me and everyone else, so far following this thread and reading the contents, that you're a false prophet.

You're whistling in the wind with your slander of falsely accusing me of a white Jesus, lmao. Did you get to read the above immediate mention, that I have reproduced above for you, so you can read again, all I've already said, that you are.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff: 7:10pm On May 07, 2020
donnie:
What is the contradiction... that GAD is also in Yoruba land? You're the one who is probably dumbfounded, and that's not my problem.

Is it no longer about Ghana? Continue jumping, you will soon land.
MuttleyLaff:
What century again, lmao, was their migration donnie?.
Was it many hundred years after 70 AD or before, hmm?

I really would like to know what your answer is going to be donnie, lmao. Smh.
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What a drowning man, you are. Smh.

Quit clutching straws, just kindly respond to the question(s) in the immediate above mention

I tell you what, before you respond, just scroll up ten (i.e. 10) posts up to quietly, carefully and thoughtfully read the extensive fyi I earlier posted that system first hid from view, but thanks be to YAH is now unhidden, then return to face the question after digesting the post, lmao.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Skin Colour Of Jesus Christ Important? (A Response To Donnie) by MuttleyLaff:
donnie:
... 1. EPHRAIM AND JUDAH IN YORUBA LAND
The Bnai Ephraim (Children of Ephraim). Most of them concentrated around various communities in Ondo state since the 1930s, about 2000 people in all. According to their traditions, they came to Nigeria by way of Morocco sometime in the 16th century. Their language is a mixture of Moroccan Arabic with Yoruba, but with bits of Aramaic, such as ima for “mother.” Other Yorubas may call them Emo Yo Quaim – the “Strange People” as like in most ethnic groups, the practice of Judaism is among a very small minority. The Bnai Ephraim have kept portions of the Torah in their sanctuaries which distinguish them from their Igbo counterparts who practice Judaism without much influence from the Torah.

They fit the Biblical description and still maintain the Hebraic customs of the ten tribes. From their circumcision, marriage, childbirth, twinning, naming, and traditional religious customs to the lisping among the Ibadan subgroup. The character of this tribe is in agreement with ancient maps that identify them as comprising primarily the Hebrew tribe of Ephraim.

Those of YAHUNDE (Judah) were placed in the region of West Africa now known as Benin Republic by the Portuguese during the Spanish Inquisition which began in the 1400s where Jews were expelled for Spain and Portugal.

There certainly are various other tribes like Gad among the Yoruba people. But the above is in response to the challenge of MuttleyLaff that no Israelite on earth can trace themselves to a particular tribe of Israel. As wicked as the works of Rome and Assyria which you celebrate were, yet, YAHUAH kept his people and His word will never fail. ISRAEL SHALL RETURN.
donnie:
If you don't know a thing, it's better you just shut up. Ever heard of the GA people of southeast coast of Ghana?

There is even a well known and documented migration route of tribes in Ghana through Chad, Nigeria and Yoruba land. Other Nigerian tribes/ ethnic groups followed the same migration route. Ashanti language is even similar to Igbo. Why is it surprising to have similarities in history, language and culture along the migration routes which not only the Ghana tribes followed?

Stop disgracing yourself please.
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What a clown. I really need to stop watering dead plants here. Smh.

What century again, lmao, was their migration donnie. Was it many hundred years after 70 AD or before., hmm? I really would like to know what your answer is going to be donnie, lmao. Smh.

Succession string of contradictions upon contradictions, contradicting themselves, one after the other. We have contradiction galore going on here. He doesnt even know how to separate facts from fiction.

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