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LordReed:
You are sick and you make me sick.

GRIMMJOE:
Can we perform same experiment with a demon, to prove they occupy space?

Whiziddo:
Nigerians Misunderstood My March 27 Prophecy On Coronavirus" –TB Joshua Cries Out
Prophet TB Joshua, the founder of Synagogue Church of All Nations (SCOAN) has lamented that his prophecy stating that the deadly Coronavirus would end March 27, 2020 was misunderstood by “Nigerians.”

SCOAN General Overseer had revealed during a church sermon last month, that the pandemic will be over by the end of March.

“This month, 27th, it will be over, by the end of this month, whether we like it or not, no matter the medicine they have produced to cure whatever, it will go the way it came,” the cleric had said.

Similarly, on March 1, 2020, the Prophet predicted that there would be showers of rain across the country that would “wipe away the fear of the unknown.”

In his post on social media network, Facebook, Prophet Temitope Balogun Joshua made a prophetic declaration that the Lord had revealed to him that there would be rainfall that would eventually wipe away the deadly coronavirus disease.

Prophet TB Joshua indicated that after he had the revelation, he specifically pleaded with the Lord to make the rainfall start from Wuhan, China, where the first case of coronavirus was recorded, adding that the rain is expected to continue for a whole week.

However, with no sign of the pandemic ending on March 27 as predicted by the clergyman, Nigerians took to the micro-blogging site, Twitter to berate Prophet TB Joshua over the March 27 coronavirus prophecy.

Reacting to the backlash from Nigerians over the prophecy, Prophet TB Joshua fine-tuned his prediction, saying he what he meant was that the virus would vanish spiritually by 27 March.

His words: “I meant coronavirus would vanish spiritually the same way it came. As I speak, the virus is no more in the spirit realm.“I didn’t specify so why would people conclude I meant physically. Men of today lack understanding.

“Instead of taking time to understand the context in which something was said, they are always quick to judge,” he said on Sunday.

doubleportion:
Alright! It had ended "spiritually"

But Sir, you shouldn't have mentioned any dates knowing that everyone does not have spiritual understanding. Assuming it came to pass on 27th of March Will you come back for this spiritual explanation?

rusher14:
Excuses.

ikorodureporta:
Pointing finger meme, lol

jared007:
Don't mind Nigerians. They are not spiritual.

DominusPrime:
We have heard from the man. Now over to his followers. What do you make of this?

LordReed:
Yeye dey smell.

donnie:

jnrbayano:
Con man guy man

OtemAtum:
Lol

qualityovenbake:
Source?

stagger:
Hello there.
While the world is going through this phase, we must understand that the time of the rapture is at hand

stagger:
Many have mocked God, mocked pastors and mocked Christians during the pandemic. Do not forget that our Saviour Jesus Christ was equally mocked. Many struck Him on the way to the cross saying: "prophesy, who was it that struck you?" (Luke 22 v 64). Others said: "He saved others, yet He cannot save Himself" (Matthew 27 v 42).

So mockers are nothing new. They will always be there. But as Christians, we need to shut out the mockers and ask ourselves: what is the big picture with COVID-19? What is the Spirit of God saying to the church?

stagger:
What we are seeing is a test run of the tribulation period, when governments will control everything: your movement, how you spend money, how you work, how you move, etc.

Presently, we are in lockdown mode. CBN has suspended clearing of cheques indefinitely. You basically cannot go out to spend cash. All transactions now can only be done using cashless means. Even the loan apps want one data piece about you: your BVN.

stagger:
These are not tools of the antiChrist, but they are precursors of the technology that will deliver the mark of the beast.. Also, remember that yet more calamities will befall planet earth at a future time when the tribulation is here, as the angels are sent to pour out their vials as declared in Revelation 16.

stagger:
At that time, the rapture would already have occurred and those who have the mark will yet blaspheme God even more than now.

stagger:
It is important you stay connected to God and to His Word which He sends out of the pulpit through His servants this period. While we cannot go to church physically, technology has brought church into our homes.

stagger:
Remain focused on the ultimate prize, which is the rapture.

stagger:
Now is not the time to be too focused on how to make more money or how to attract physical blessings. We can see clearly that even if you have millions in physical cash, you cannot eat currency notes. You cannot buy health with money. You cannot even drive all those fancy cars around town at this time. No more travelling to those cosy vacation spots. I had wanted to spend Easter with my wife in vacation spot in Europe. That is now out of the window. We have all been brought back to the very basics of our existence here on earth. So we must as Christians, now focus on the NUMBER ONE REASON why Christ died: salvation of souls and also working out our own salvation with fear and trembling

stagger:
The pandemic will pass. Several have passed before it and some will still come in future. Stay safe, observe all the rules meant to keep you safe.
QUARANTINE IS IN THE BIBLE. Leviticus Chapter 13 shows God instructing Aaron and Moses and giving them conditions under which sick Israelites should be quarantined. Breaking rules set by the government on social distancing and prohibition of physical gatherings is not an application of faith: it is plain foolishness. We cannot be more Christian than God Himself.

Remember: the devil is the one who has come to steal, kill and destroy. God has come to give us abundant life, but anyone who has read the bible and what it says about the end times should not be surprised. We are indeed in the "perilous times" spoken of 2 Timothy Chapter 3.

MuttleyLaff:
No one is mistaken that soja come, soja go, but barracks dey still remain. In 1720, it was the plague, in 1820, it was cholera, in 1920, was Spanish flu and Ghen-Ghen in 2020 Corovirus aka COVID-19 aka Aunty Coro.

Whether it was manufactured or not, you got it right, is besides the point. Is inconsequential, what is certain, trust me, is that, already doing press-ups, sit-ups and other exercise preps waiting in the wing to come in 2120, is going to be a mutant, another new virus, another PANdemic/PLANdemic. I've just up there highlighted an obvious pattern, notice I've deliberately not mentioned Bird flu, not mentioned Swine flu, didnt mention Ebola. There is no doubt, that Aunty Coro soon after having her fill will pack her bags and leave. COVID-19 will soon blow over, and we will have survived it. We will survive it and without any scathe, mainly because of claiming the promises in Psalms 91:5-16

Now, here's the deal. Aunty coro is another the sort of hardest kind of teachers, that gives you the test first and then the lesson afterwards, lol. Now here are few itemised list of lessons to learn, lol:

Lesson #1/
Washing your hands is one of the simplest ways you can protect yourself and others from Aunty Coro. Is it a coincidence that there's western side of the country parlance that says "Ai mọ ọwọ wẹ, ni aibagba jẹun, ọmọ toba mọ ọwọ wẹ, a bagba jẹ" loosely translated means "elders wont permit kids with unwashed and not cleaned hands, eat with them" Washed and/or clean hands, is a barest minimum health requirement for the privilege of joining the elders at the table, to dine and having a meal with them, lol. We hear that cleanliness is next to godliness, but are you aware of how many before Aunty Coro and still do now, who never wash their hands before eating and/or before putting things in their mouth, lol erhn?

Our Lord and Saviour of the world is coming. He is coming so He might present to Himself the church in all her glory, having no spot, without any kind of stain or without a spot (i.e. Ephesians 5:27) Aunty Coro has come to teach everyone a coded lesson, the physical and spiritual side about this, lol.

Lesson #4/
Oh, time is not ally at all, to allow me do justice, to this unfolding Aunty Coro lesson #4, lol. Smh. Too much details that time isnt going to permit mention. How for do. Smh

Anyway, do you really think delishpot, that you havent got the mark(s) of the beast, yet, ni, lol. Have you a smartphone? Have you a bank card, like as in, have you a Debit and/or Credit card, lol, hmm?. Ah, I laff in BVN, lol, lol.

Now, how about BVN? Have you got yours yet, lol? Everyone knows that Bank Verification Number commonly called BVN is an 11 digit number and it acts as your universal ID. Its a biometric identification system implemented by the Central Bank of Nigeria to give each Bank customer a unique identity across the Nigerian Banking industry, right, lol.

Are any aware the presidency, in under 18 hours ago, has come out to deny plans to give Nigerians BVN ₦30,000 "coronavirus relief". The implication here, is that, had it been the refutation was true, if you had no BVN, then you wouldnt qualify to benefit from that gesture, lol. Anyway, Aunty Coro, one of the other hardest teachers out there, lol, is giving lessons on and/or about the beast(s), the many antichrists frantically and flat out being busy out there, lol, image of the beast etcetera. Oh yeah, lol, beast and antichrist, come in plurals, lol. Check the bible to confirm these nah, lol. (i.e. Revelation 11:7, Revelation 13:11-14 and 1 John 2:18) I'll give you an abridged roll call of the antichrists. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs RIP, Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Ren Zhengfei, lol, please stand up, lol and that's to name just a few elites ones, lol. I know we are intelligent enough to spot the distinction and suss out the difference between Antichrist and antichrists, lol, so wont bother going into that.

Do people really know and/or understand what a beast is, lol (i.e. Revelation 13:1) Aunty Coro's lesson is teaching and pointing out to us, the unfolding technological advances, the rapidly evolving and quickening pace of the technological changes, lol. Case in point, Cloud Computing, Artificial Intelligence (AI), Drone Delivery Service Trialling, Satellite/Space Internet, 1G, 2G, 3G, 4G, currently 5G and possibly 6G soon, lol, etcetera If you know, you know, lol. Who no know, no go know.

Listen yall, I am not going to information overload and/or bore anyone with what the Aunty Coro's lesson #4 is, except for say, it is brace yourselves, and at no time, give in, to worship the image of the beast and that is dont worship anything that has to do with the notion or idea, that God is and/or has become a glorified computer and/or a digital god (i.e. Revelation 13:15b)

Lesson #5/
This is a warning and lesson, not just for them, the Egyptians or whatnot, but is for everyone

Aunty Coro, is no respecter of persons, and so, will, regardless, visit every doorstep but when the blood, on the lintel and on the sides of the doorframe are seen, will pass over the door, so not to allow the destroyer to enter such houses to strike down, hurt and/or kill (i.e. Exodus 12:13 & Exodus 12:23)

For believers, there's nothing to fear about Aunty Coro. All shall be well, all manner of thing, shall be well. Learn to profess and confess an "Everything is all right, Everything is fine. It is well. All is well." positive destination declaration. Do not give oxygen to the current situation. Do not confess the situation, rather confess the expected destination (i.e. 2 Kings 4:26b)

God, is ever in control, even in the midst of what will be will be. Whatever what the case or outcome is, be well pleased rather to be absent from the body and expectively be present with the Lord (i.e. 2 Corinthians 5:8 )

Another Aunty Coro's lesson, is that, dont be a Simon, which has the meaning of being a reed. This to the fact that, he practically, was a wavering person by nature, who just like a river water reed, tall, grass-like plants of wetlands, goes/flows in whatever direction the wind blows it. Anyway, Jesus, our Lord and Saviour of the whole wide world, renamed Simon to Peter, signifying a transformation to become resolute and solid rock steady, lol. Do not waver in your faith in God. Do not get frightened, unsettled, confused, troubled, disconcerted, worried, scared etcetera instead be firm. Don't shake or be moved about by whistling unfavourably blowing wind(s) of change

stagger:
On the night of Saturday April 3, I will provide data to TEN PERSONS to be used STRICTLY to watch online services on Sunday morning. Please only place your number as from that day if you will commit to using it to be in online church service on Sunday. I hope to be able to do this every Saturday until we can return to our normal physical services.

stagger:
Those who want to troll this post will not even be responded to...or even given a second look.

donnie:

packagingguru1:
I'm not sure people understand the meaning of 'testimony' in this context

EMILO2STAY:
Anyway this is a waste of time for me you can wallow in your delusion I don't think anyone will take you serious.

donnie:

EMILO2STAY:
me ignorant of bible history?

If you know anything about bible history, you will not dare say the romans invented christianity. You keep confusing yourself.

Anyway this is a waste of time for me you can wallow in your delusion I don't think anyone will take you serious.

budaatum:
I need these fleshed out for me please.

What, exactly, are these, "potentials", "abilities, power, circumstance etcetera", and why (or, how) is it that Otem calls them "science"?

And, what is "science"

donnie:
I don't need such childish commentary. There are many who still have eyes to see and ears to hear.

donnie:
This scripture perfectly describes what most of you Christians do.

You have twisted Paul's teachings to present him as a lawless preacher who taught lawlessness, and like Peter said, to your own destruction.

donnie:
I used Christ because of people like you who are ignorant of real bible history. Christ is actually a pagan title. The correct Hebrew /Bantu Word is MASHIYAH or MASHIACH, meaning MESSIAH. He fulfilled the law. Just step aside, wash your eyes from your religious indoctrination and read the SCRIPTURES again.

Christianity has nothing to do with salvation. It has everything to do with making people like you permanent slaves to sin and to Esau (the white man).

The MESSIAH fulfilled the law so we can keep it perfectly and without blame.

Yours is a typical case of serious brainwashing.

donnie:
Neither Christianity nor Judaism was set up by YAH

donnie:
YAH gave his true people Israel No religion. He gave us laws.

donnie:
The real Jews never gave you any of that. After they were exiled from their land in 70AD by the Romans, the fake Jews using their Talmud set up thier own religion called Judaism. They stole our culture and traditions and branded as thiers. The so-called Jews are Edomites who converted to Judaism centuries ago and Europeans from Russia and Germany.

donnie:
You are the one who is confused.

donnie:
Christ is the fulfilment means he completed the law. He FULL-FILLED it. He was the lamb of sacrifice. That is why we do not need sin sacrifices toda

donnie:
Fulfil doenst mean, he abiloished or did away with the law.

donnie:
Christianity is a false religion teaching false doctrines.

donnie:
There is no Christian in the Bible. Talkless of writing scriptures. Who born monkey?

donnie:
They rejected Christ...did the bible tell you they will never return?

donnie:
I prefer to discuss with people who really know the scriptures. Go read Romans 11.

donnie:
Don't try me with Pauline Epistles because you don't understand them. I will destroy all your so-called teachings...

donnie:
Read Ezekiel Chapter 40-48
YES,
He will set up his kingdom on earth.
He will set up His Millennium temple here on earth and restore temple worship, animal sacrifices and of course, the Levitical priesthood.
(Chapter 43).

donnie:
We will be divided into our various tribes.
Where did you think they will perform the feasts I told you about?

donnie:
Who did you think will serve in the temple? Your pastors?

donnie:
Shabbat was made for man means it is beneficial and helpful to man... Not a punishment. It doesn't mean you are above the laws of YAH or you shouldn't keep them.

This is not religion... these are the YAH-given laws and customs for the nation of Israel

donnie:
I have my answer, he neither broke nor encouraged breaking the Shabbat. Thanks.

The rest is irrelevant since we do not currently have a levetical priesthood or temple. MESSIAH will restore all that when he comes back.

Besides we don't do animal burnt offerings or sacrifices since Messiah was offered, talkless of human sacrifice. Messiah will execute such capital punishment himself at his second coming. Stop being mischievous. Obey the Commandments and be happy okay?

donnie:
So I should commit adultry to be seen as not keeping the letter of the law? O please...

So to understand, keep or walk by the spirit of the law is to break simple Commandments?

What you probably are unaware of is that I know this message you're trying to preach in and out.

Does keeping the royal law mean we can break the Shabbat, steal, kill, bow to idols etc?

donnie:
Satan hates those who believe and also keep the commandments.
Revelation 12:17
[17]And the dragon was wroth with the woman, and went to make war with the remnant of her seed, which keep the commandments of God, and have the testimony of YAHUSHA HAMASHIYAH.

The commandments will be compulsory in the kingdom of YAH. And other nations will be obligated to keep the law as well. And the nation that will not Keep the Shabbats and Holy days/ feats of YAH will be punished with no rain and with plagues. Zachariah 4:16-18

People will travel great distances to hear MESSIAH teach the law. -Micah 4:1-2

Messiah will enforce even the dietary laws -Isaiah 66:17.

As you can see, there is no escaping the law, so you might as well start keeping it.

If the 10 Commandments stand forever, why don't you keep the Shabbat? And just to remind you that the Shabbat is neither a Civic nor sacrificial Law. It's in honour of YAHUAH and predates even the law of Moses

MuttleyLaff:
I pay more attention to both the Manual and to people themselves.

The Manual and the people being inseparable, is an observable truth that you've accidentally noticed, lol and/or intentionally touched on. As a matter of fact, and fyi, all of our personal relationships revolve round and/or are meant to be, vertical and horizontal relationships. This is symbolised by the shape of the cross - Love and Compassion

MuttleyLaff:
... the cross represents a horizontal and vertical connection whereby relationship is restored and man is vertically reconciled with God as much as he is horizontally meant to be with his fellow human beings. That is the symbolism message and meaning that God is communicating with the cross being chosen as an object to die upon, if you know what I mean, lol.

MuttleyLaff:
Look at you, upandan the post, behaving and talking as a puffed up self-satisfied unpleasant and/or contemptible person that I already suspected you are.

I am more powerful than you can process, so you throw a screaming temper tantrum, when you've ought to have outgrown throwing temper tantrums. Do you know that, at the root of every temper tantrum are unmet needs? Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them. Don't be a baby about this. No tantrums. Your temper tantrums are the makeshifts of ignorance. I know it is out of ignorance because I am not the enemy, lol. You obviously dont know.

Salvation nelsonọba, first is individual and personal, that is meaning, you save yourself first, then soon after its about personal relationships, as in meaning vertical and horizontal ones, lol. Never see or look at another person for your excuse to not believe and/or not become a believer.

Also nelsonọba, contrary to your poor judgment and/or thinking, I do not stand at the door to stop those who are genuinely interested from entering in, because I have entered the narrow gate. Not the wide gate and its easy way road that leads to destruction but the narrow gate, that leads to life, and only a few find it. After entering the small narrow gate, I've stepped aside, to allow others coming in, have big enough room to pass through in, lol

The sheeple are not woke but still asleep, so I've been around to wake them up, because once awake its hard to go back to sheeple sleep, lol, but look at you, you dont WANT the telling it, like it is, and all because, you can’t take it like it is and this why you have to interrupt facts and truth posted on the thread with all this your uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration. Shior and shame on you, IF YOU DONT repent and be genuinely CHANGED before it's too late.

donnie:
Love is the summary of the law, not a replacement for the law.

donnie:
Commandments 1-4 = Love YAH
Commandments 5-10 = Love your neighbor as yourself.

How can you love YAH and worship other ELOHIYM, bow down to idols, call YAH's name in vain or break His SHABBAT? You'll be lying!

Love is not a feeling. It is seen in what you do.
False Christian religion teaches that if you love him, you sing a worship song to him.

donnie:
Mtcheew

donnie:
That is why the New World Order is at hand. They will soon roll it out for folks like you to enjoy life the way you want it. They will cancel the idea of an archaic god called YAHUAH. You all will have your chance under the one world ruler and one word government to live in a world of your dreams, congratulations!

kingxsamz:
It's all in your head clown.

donnie:
Don't mind him. Even without the Talmud, that is a culture practiced till today among many Israelite communitues in Africa. Much of what we call fornication or babymama today will be seen as rape in those days. Because the man will say you took his daughter without paying pride price and raped her. Oya marry her! In many cases, she doesn't even have to go with you but you will still pay bride price.

Same with Hebrew cultures like a man marrying his late brother's wife who didn't bear for him.

The difference is perception of those days as it differs with our day. Because he is against keeping common 10 commandments, he will tumble everything, speaking of burning people alive, rape and all sorts. Chai, it's so easy to see we're the people of the bible. A stiffnecked people indeed

kingxsamz:
Accountable to a man with white beards in the sky? Lol, clown.

LordReed:
These illogical formulations are characteristic. You said your god created it but yet at the same time it's our fault somehow.

sonmvayina:
Yes.. They are,.. But do you know of anybody that was done to?..
The Talmud explains the laws, the Torah tell you what to do, the Talmud explains how to do it...

It was meant to deter people from rape..

LordReed:
Tomorrow if I say you believe your god is a sadist you will ask me where you said so. Why would your god create Covid-19 if your god is not indulgent in misery and suffering?

Besides this is just the usual excuse making you guys usually resort to. If a person has spontaneous remission of illness without any medical intervention you'll be quick to claim it was achieved by the miraculous power of your god but now this one has no hiding place, you have hid your god behind the work of scientists in the lab. Your god is a muppet moved by your minds.

OtemAtum:
First of all, I'm not an atheist. Secondly the phrase "Use Your Brain" doesn't mean that you should not brainstorm or you don't need guidance. I see that you are not really using your brain to understand the true meaning of the word "Use your brain" Therefore I will give you an assignment. When you are done with it, then we will talk again on that topic.

Assignment Topic
Write at least 750-word thesis on the phrase "Use Your Brain". Use the font-calibri. Use the font size-12 on MS Word. Send to otem2016@gmail.com not later than midnight today. After then, I will school you on the topic. Pls make sure you do research widely on that topic

gst101:
If the magicians who brought gifts to jesus at his birth knew of jesus by way of astrology, why then, the atitude of the christian church toward astrology. Or is there something they are not telling us.

what is astrology itself? and pls christians dont just say it is wrong give me reasons why it is wrong.
if the magicians by way of astrology were able to locate jesus the truth i wonder why the negative atitude.

i would like to hear from all people muslims, christians, mambers of esoteric organizations.

and i am beginning to think the members of esoteric organizations have got rear knowledge. and they have more knowledge of God and of christianity than christians them selves. so i would like to hear from them

LordReed:
Strawman upon strawman. Atheism doesn't claim to have solution for anything. Atheism is a single issue position. Prove a god exists, until you do I don't believe, simple.

You who claim to have a powerful god, we ask you in the face of all these problems, why is your powerful god incapable of intervening? Would a miraculous intervention not be the proof we need to know your god exists?
Instead we have to wait on the efforts of humans to think up solutions to these problems. If humans are solving human problems then what use is your god or belief in him?

MuttleyLaff:
God created COVID-19 and the cure for COVID-19, smh that some fuckery wont pull his/her finger out the arse to get hands on deck, but rather is keeping everyone and God waiting, while squandering away the God given COVID-19 cure potential deposited inside him/her

frosbel2:
The recurring theme across your book is that gayism is to be frowned on, condemned and punished. Your white Jesus came to uphold this doctrine amongst many others. Besides, if Jesus is GOD, as part of the tri-headed trinity (LMAO ) , we can always and only infer that all the words in the bible are the words of god as per SOLA SCRIPTURA.

Further, discrimination against gayism is not only supported, it is engraved into the minds of your bigoted, brainwashed and fanatical Christian brethren, because they preach about it, scream against it, and use the most despicable slurs against the practitioners of such behaviour. To these deluded brethren , you are a heretic, cast away, poison to the body; to be avoided vehemently, denied fellowship and reserved for the lake of fire.

Now scram child -

kkins25:
smh.. people who blame the devil for malaria, blame the devil for coronavirus but you fuckerys forget that God created the plasmodium as well as the covid-19. touche