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Christianity Etc › Re: Fans Condemned Tope Alabi Dancing Like A “marlian” At A Party || Watch Video by MuttleyLaff:
[quote author=mega.lyno post=86817938]Fans Condemned Tope Alabi Dancing Like A “Marlian” At A Party
However, reacting to the video in a recent interview, the singer stated that she needed to dance at that time. According to her, she was dancing at her father’s burial and added that only people with “spiritual eyes” will understand its true meaning.[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA_qilafKdo

OdefaGirl:
Abeg make una free people joor, what is all these?
Dont mind them "agbeborun" dem dem. She danced similar with her daughter, at her husband's birthday party, she also danced similar, again with her daughter, at her daughter's own birthday. So what's the fuss about, if she now dances similar at her dad's burial
Christianity Etc › Re: The Devil Unmasked.. by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
What makes you think the devil is an exception
"“All right, do with him as you please,” the LORD said to Satan. “But spare his life.”
(i.e. Then the LORD told Satan, "Very well then, he is under your control. Just preserve his life.
"All right!" the LORD replied. ''Make Job suffer as much as you want, but just don't kill him.'')

-Job 2:6

The devil controls what the devil is allowed or permitted to control. In fact, the devil also, by hook or crook, will make attempts to grab power to control.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Devil Unmasked.. by MuttleyLaff: 10:29am On Feb 20, 2020
sonmvayina:
Do you think that there is anything God created that he can't control?
Nothing is beyond God's control, if God is bent on controlling whatever it might be.
Christianity Etc › Re: BOOK Of GENESIS (Listen to learn how our World was created by GOD) by MuttleyLaff:
Maximus69:
There is one thing God wants to give them, it's called RELATIVE FREEDOM

They needed to study thoroughly their bodies, home and environment. That's why God didn't give them ABSOLUTE FREEDOM.
For the main time after having passing the test, then ABSOLUTE FREEDOM would have been put forward on to the table.

Maximus69:
For the main time, they need to remain submissive to their life giver so as not to get into trouble which could eventually lead to their death
The tree was their first teacher, and it was the hardest kind of all teachers. It was the mother of all teachers, gave them the test first and the lesson they had and learned afterwards eating of its fruit.

Maximus69:
That's why the tree is called "knowledge of good and evil".
Just like the figure of speech, "Ladies and Gentlemen" is a merism, so is the phrase "knowledge of good and evil" a merism, and so the reason why the tree is called TKGE is because it is supplies the conduit through which a whole gamut of worldly and all types/shades of human experiences flows out, lol.

Maximus69:
What the book is telling us is that the man and his wife chose to rebel against their life giver to gain ABSOLUTE FREEDOM, then God told them what will be the consequences of their rebellion.
A&E jumped the gun. A&E were ahead of themselves.

Maximus69:
First they'll eventually die since they don't know what could harm them in all the things around them, secondly they'll treat each other badly since they're now prepared to do things their own way, thirdly they'll find it difficult to eat because their life giver who is supporting them with natural manure is turning his back on them and lastly their children will continue to suffer more intense hardship since there is no way for them to gain accurate knowledge of their bodies, home and environment!

For them not to start constituting nuisance and continue making a mess of everything God had made, he quickly sent angels to stop them from getting to the tree of life. This tree has to potentials to preserve them alive even if they eat any poisonous substance or misusing their bodies in anyway that could harm them!
In the original Hebrew text, where and/or when God said, "... thou shall surely die", the "surely die" comment, has the meaning, translated as "slow death", lol, and the meaning, conveys, a sense and reality of gradually ceasing to be, lol. It is, as it were, merely stating emphatically and/or publicly, to A&E, that, the moment after eating, they will have a gradual fading away and/or die away existence, lol.

Now, true to God's words, the thing He particularly warned Adam about, happened, when A&E ate the fruit, though its spiritual death, first instantly that happened. Oh, for the benefit of any that cares, spiritual death, simply means, the departure of man’s spirit from his body, leading to a separation of man and God (i.e. man no longer having "unmetered" contact with God). I digress, back on track, true to God's promise, man did die. Man died spiritually death first and physical death, is the end of the "slow death" Adam was told of. After A&E's spiritual death, the process of decline and deterioration kicked in. Everything, over time, will begin going down and/or looking south. At the end of the decline, deterioration, body organ failings, aging etcetera, lol comes and so, we have, an awaiting physical death.

Yep, it surely, as God warned and guaranteed, from spiritual death to physical death, is a slow death, indeed for man, lol. It was a slow, 930 years long, before Adam died, lol. The slow tick, tock, tick, tock, mortality clock came alive and started to tick tock tick tock from after the lunge at the fruit and subsequent eating of it. Thou shalt surely die, essentially is what man truly is doing, and putting into good practice. Man, the second he is born, is dying. Is having a slow death, just as warned and/or promised by God that it will certainly happen, lol

Maximus69:
So it's simply means they're not yet ripe for the type of FREEDOM they demanded for.
Spot on. I couldnt have improved on this Maximus69 closing comment
Christianity Etc › Re: BOOK Of GENESIS (Listen to learn how our World was created by GOD) by MuttleyLaff:
Double post
Christianity Etc › Re: Do You Believe In Witchcraft? by MuttleyLaff: 8:57am On Feb 20, 2020
Ola17:
Just when you think you’ve seen it all.

In another thread, one claimed to have come across a man that tested HIV positive after having sex in the dream and another woman got pregnant after having sex in the dream cheesy
In that same thread, one Exmilitant, in his delusion, almost swears that he has had physical sex with mermaids on at least two-three ocassions before going on sea expeditions etcetera. He claims, its a small price to pay for their safety on sea and/or safe return back to shoreland. He even had the temerity of telling archaic beliefs the local have of mammy water or half fish half woman mermaids. Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 8:36am On Feb 20, 2020
Sheunma:
I woke up to loads and loads of money scattered on my bed after having a dream where I was sprayed with money in a party. That was how I became a millionaire.
It happened just the one time.
You dont really believe that we regularly have people becoming millionaires from being sprayed with money in a party, hmm?

Sheunma:
Ever since I have tried several times without success to replicate same dream.
What benefit will replicating the same dream then serve you, erhn?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 9:16pm On Feb 19, 2020
Exmilitant:
what did you call imaginary? the efik people in calabar have anansa a powerful sea goddess, half fish, half human. the kalabari people of rivers state have akansoko, powerful as well. that is the form the take when they appear to their followers anyways. the navy appease these gods/goddesses for smooth sailing
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Exmilitant:
you question:
as militants/outlaws most of our operation is done at sea. so the help of these goddesses must be solicited. and one demand is sex with her and our safety was always guaranteed. the deed is not regular. once in 2 or 3 operations. bros doubt nothing.
So, you're saying, you have being physically fücked in the body, and in the mind, by a mami wata mermaid and vice versa, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 9:16pm On Feb 19, 2020
Double post
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 5:20pm On Feb 19, 2020
Exmilitant:
"there are a great many things in heaven and on earth that we do now and cannot understand".
Did you at some time in the past, have regular physical sex with imaginary sea creatures, known as mermaids?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:14pm On Feb 19, 2020
Maximus69:
Learn to speak in one voice with your cohorts claiming Christians first, then see how easy it will be for pagans to observe the TRUTH in you! Matthew 5:14-16 wink
"Salt is good for seasoning. But if it loses its flavor, how do you make it salty again?
You must have the qualities of salt among yourselves and live in peace with each other”
"
- Mark 9:50

Calling somebody else fat, doesn't in any shape or form, make you any skinnier, lol. Your pharisaical spirit is in the way of you able to love and live at peace with everyone.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:14pm On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
Does it (the knowledge) add to:
Faith?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
Love?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
Purity?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
Duty?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
Character?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
Fruitfulness?
=>(check) ✓ Yes

shadeyinka:
I doubt.
Not surprised you doubt. What do you know sef paapa?

shadeyinka:
It's a good exercise anyway but I don't see much edification in it
"Wisdom is supreme--so get wisdom. And whatever else you get, get understanding"
- Proverbs 4:7

shadeyinka:
Now that you have aired your opinion about me, how has it changed anything.
I repeat. It is not an opinion, that you're a bigot. It is a glaring fact about you that deserves being exposed.

shadeyinka:
Matt 23:27
"Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward,
but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness."
I've even been much milder than my Lord and Christ!
This case is closed!
Matthew 23:27 fits you to a tee, as you don't mind voicing opinions about others and singling out JW to lump them with, but you hypocritically don't want opinions about you aired.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff:
Double post
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff:
Maximus69:
That's what confirms us as a totally different and unique group! John 17:14-16

When talking about how
©We got here.
©Coexist peacefully.
©What becomes of us at death and after.

All intellectual groups on this planet go into endless arguments EVEN WITHIN THE SAME ORGANIZATION! undecided
But within the congregation of holy ones there is no division because the spirit of TRUTH which belongs to the Almighty God permeates their midst! 1Corinthians 1:10

So it's a welcome development when those we've disown as not part of us single out our organization for bigotry.

John the baptist and Jesus of Nazareth also condemned the first century Jewish religious setting, and all of them formed alliance to condemn not only John but also Jesus and his group! Matthew 10:22-25 smiley
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A butterfly calling itself a bird because it has wings and can fly, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 8:38am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
It's not an important issue to waste so much time and effort to.
You really have no idea. Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 8:35am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
I have no apology to you or anyone about this. You need to make distinction about hate and opinion.
We can't all have the same opinion about everything. The same JW will call non JWs "Pharisees"!

Keep your opinion about me to yourself
Hate and opinion have not been advanced by anyone here about that comment you made to blueAgent referencing JW.

You should first have thought of keeping to yourself your opinion of JW before spilling it out here with blueAgent. You don't mind voicing opinions about JW, but hypocritically don't want opinions about you aired.

It is not an opinion, that you're a bigot. It is a glaring fact about you that deserves being exposed.
Christianity Etc › Re: Have You Said Good Morning To Jesus Today? by MuttleyLaff: 6:20am On Feb 19, 2020
AntiChristian:
Must we say Good morning to him?
Can you bring a verse to say good morning afternoon and evening?
Every one na Pastor! cool
Anti Christ Ian indeed no set carry last.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:11am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
To that, I have no apology to anyone.
To that, a bigot, you are, and you're the last to know.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:10am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
But, no sea again meaning no tide.
The light of God is enough to completely replace the sun and it's duty.
A new heaven and new earth mean exactly that. It means a NEW solar system not necessarily a rejuvenated old system.

Don't forget that, there'll be no night there. That should mean that light reaches everywhere on the earth's surface evenly.

I think it's best to stop the intellectual exercise of the presence or absence of the moon or sun. We'll get there
Isn't the earth a rejuvenated project? Do you realise the extent of the every day environmental damage man has done to earth and the ozone layer, hmm? If you do, then you would understand why a new earth and new heavens would badly be needed

It is obvious "we'll get there" is your cop out and what you are going to be saying.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 4:55am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
I can only speak of what I know. By the way, I refer to you, not them!
blueAgent, too, only spoke of what he knew about you, and did so, unlike you, without bringing in or making any reference(s) to, a third party, like JW.

Stop trying to make fetch happen with "by the way I refer to you, not them" angry angry angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 2:35am On Feb 19, 2020
vickydankal:
Those calling it wet dreams, I tell you this is different. Wet dreams is waking up to notice semen all over your down side with or without dreams relating to sex. Which usually happen during teenager and adolescent.

Having sex in the dream is demonic and satanic. Yes most times you will feel it same way as in real life. When you wake up your brain can still register the satisfaction and dissipation of strength from love making.

I have seen who had sex in the dream and woke up pregnant, last year a man had sex in the dream and woke up with HIV.
This life is spiritual if you don’t approach it spiritually the devil will cheat you again and again.
Ola17:
huh
Ola17, pẹẹlẹ. Ndo. I exactly know how you feel. Who bewitched my people them sef?
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 1:45am On Feb 19, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
You said ''it is only when someone has engaged in some spiritual stuffs that the person can start experiencing strange night encounters'', but I disagree. Evil people (witches) who possess powers can summon the succubi/succubus demons to afflict anybody, the problem can also be inherited through idol worship family foundation, even a Christian who not has soiled his/her hands can be affected. Deliverance/prayer is the solution. By the way, if you are still seeing the mermaid, then it means you sold yourself to the water being, it can even affect other generations unborn, as they may come to have same experience even if they were not there when you did it.
Exmilitant:
why are you still argueing what you don't really understand? i don't know how far you've gone into spirituality, but your arguement bespoke ignorance! sex in dreams is simply in your head most of the time!!! unless like me, you've patronized these beings..
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you had physical sex with an imaginary sea creature, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 1:37am On Feb 19, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
Have you checked the link the OP shared? So all the experiences there are fake? All the loads of threads people open here seeking help concerning same issues are all fake? Ok o, believe what you want.
Exmilitant:
i am not ruling out spirituality in this case 'entirely'. but very few are spiritually related.. when we were still in the creeks, before we carry out a mission, we would all stand naked in front of a mermaid, she would lay down naked and each person would have sex with her! did you know since then more than a decade ago all of us still have sex with her in our dreams? note that it is ONLY in a situation where the victims has indulge in one form of spirituality or the other can they experience wet dreams. but mostly, it is a psychological thing.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 12:29am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
I expect us to speak together as Christians. We all grow in knowledge everyday and everyone we look closely at the word of truth. Why are you acting like a JW?
Fyi, the end part of your above comment, constitutes intolerance, prejudice and/or bigotry to JW. Was it necessary to single out JW when responding? Why are you acting that way?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 12:17am On Feb 19, 2020
shadeyinka:
When the time comes I hope we'll see each other and remind ourselves of this argument (over nothing LOL)
FWIW, I am pleased you owned up to kept submitting argument(s), while I discussed with you that the sun, moon and stars wouldnt be destroyed.

Illumination, is not the only purpose of the sun, moon and stars, you know shadeyinka, lol, hmm? You do know shadeyinka, that the moon's purpose is not only for mere mark time, the seasons and days and years, erhn, lol? Are you aware of the effect what an absent moon would do to Earth and its motion about its axis, huh?

shadeyinka, hypothetically speaking, if the sun, miraculously should disappear, do you have any idea, how long we will survive for, before getting frozen to death because the sun is no longer there to give out its heat energy, hmm, lol?

I can go on, into deeper and more details on biblical cosmology and/or celestial mechanics, but wouldnt, as it will turn the discourse into information overload
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
shadeyinka:
Anyway, the point of whether the sun and moon exist or not is not critical to Faith, Love and Duty to God. One of these three things can occur
1. The sun and moon does not exist again
2. The sun exists but perform insignificant role in illumination
3. The sun is dead and therefore does not give any light
You will sleep soundly and safely can place your bets on the sun exists but performs unappreciated or insignificant role in illumination and etcetera
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 1:13pm On Feb 18, 2020
shadeyinka:
What does the bible say?

Rev 21:23: "And the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof."

Rev 22:5: "And there shall be no night there; and they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever."

Rev21:22 may suggest redundancy as in the light from the sun becomes insignificant as a means of luminance with respect to the Light of God's presence
HOWEVER,
In Rev22:5 show that NO light from the sun.

If there is no light from the sun, it means the sun is either completely dead or totally absent.
C'mon shadeyinka, we are both reading the same verses now.

Revelation 21:23 says: the city had no need of the sun, neither of the moon, to shine in it: for the glory of God did lighten it, and the Lamb is the light thereof and Revelation 22:5 says: they need no candle, neither light of the sun; for the Lord God giveth them light: and they shall reign for ever and ever.

Is it obvious from both verses that, just like a lit candle in a fluorescent lit up room, the city had no need for the sun to shine for the glory of God did light up. Just as there is no need of the light of the candle in the room scenario earlier given, so there's no need for the light of the sun, for God gives Light.

How and why you insist, there is no light from the sun and that anything at all, means the sun is either completely dead or totally absent is baffling. I might concede with totally absent or withdrawn but not say completely dead.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2020
shadeyinka:
I do not have any problems with the bolded. But I don't like you merging a post involving me and another person. Address each person individually!

And I don't know about redundancy of the sun and the moon.
When the Bible says there's no need for the sun and moon to shine, though they still remain existing, doesn't that amount to them then being redundant ni, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 11:42am On Feb 18, 2020
Maximus69:
Jesus said

By their fruit you will know them Matthew 7:15

It's only when a group is practicing what Jesus taught that God's holy spirit, the spirit of
LOVE
JOY
PEACE
PATIENCE
KINDNESS
GOODNESS
FAITH
MILDNESS
SELF-CONTROL will abide with them!

Jesus didn't teach us to answer you unbelievers with YES or NO, we only guide you with the scriptures to decide for yourself! Matthew 21:23-27

So suit yourself! wink
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Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 10:08am On Feb 18, 2020
Maximus69:
Jesus said my own followers will be RECOGNIZABLE by Love {John 13:34-35} and unity {John 17:14-16} that's permeating their midst.

So let's know the group of true believers in order to observe what Jesus said about his group IN THEIR MIDST.

For your information, all of you belong to different religious groups claiming Christians with your contradicting teaching and conflicting doctrines. Just as Jesus had warmed regarding false religions that will emerge in the last days.

If you're all Christians for real, then you'll all be under the same doctrine, not different as you're doing now. Because it's an avenue to escape been fully submissive to rules making you guys workers of iniquity! Matthew 7:23

INIQUITY means LAWLESSNESS, so it's fitting because with the way and manner you guys are practicing your Christianity, there is NO LAW to bind you together as one! smiley
You dont seem to want to answer any of those earlier asked questions, so let's give you an easier question
Does Jehovah's Witnesses, 100% practice, every single command taught by Jesus Christ, our Lord and Saviour of the world?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 9:31am On Feb 18, 2020
Maximus69:
Let's consider what a young Jewish carpenter of the first century said, perhaps there is something we can learn from him!

He said "you can't gather grapes from thorns or figs from thistles, good trees produce fine fruits and bad trees produces rotten fruits, good tree don't produce rotten fruits and bad trees don't produce fine fruits" Matthew 7:16-18

This guy later became a teacher of God's word in the first century, and his followers of course made a lot of mistakes. But one thing is they're ever united in FAITH!

Take for instance, he taught them that equality in Satan's world is impossible so there will always be poor ones in their midst.

But shortly after his ascension to heaven, God's holy spirit came and replaced him as their new teacher and director, can you imagine that this people went ahead to initiate what their Master said is impossible?
They tried to eradicate poverty in their midst by selling things of different value only to come back and share everything they got EQUALLY. Well this caused the death of a family and there they realized their blunder so they stopped!

Note that God's holy spirit did not stop them from making the blunder, they unitedly supported the arrangement and when its time to punish the traitors it's this same holy spirit that killed them.

So true Christianity is not about taking account of mistakes Sir, it's about faith, hope and love to stick together at all times! 1 Corinthians 13:8-13
1/ What is difficult is facing answering the question nah, instead of this merry go round off tangent response, hmm?
2/ Do you see shadeyinka and blueAgent lacking faith, hope and love to stick together at all times, hmm.
3/ Have you seen/heard shadeyinka, blueAgent or others ever profess their hate for you?
Crime › Re: Cultist, Sikiru Samuel 'Samora' Arrested In Lagos by MuttleyLaff: 9:19am On Feb 18, 2020
Romanoff:
See him looking like a Somalian refugee.
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