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Daviddson:OK, but well, I am not sure mods are allowed to make fine adjustments to posts without making it clear they have done so. What if the adjustment misrepresents the original intent or doesnt go down well with the poster, hmm? Back in the day, when JeSoul was a moderator here on the Religion forum, she always left notes behind after editing, adding and/or making fine adjustments to other people's posts. |
LordReed:I just re-tested it, the refreshing music still plays and unabated LordReed:If blocked in your region, then use https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php to bypass the block. Let us know how you get on |
budaatum:No one said anything about fearing doctors. I dont fear doctors, but I can do without unneccesarily seeing the GP budaatum:Heaven, is a honeymoon. Prolly be there and last, 10 to 14 days max, lol, then you're back to earth, lol budaatum:What's going on? Doing your half-speak again there, huh? helinues:Something like that, if Agege bread is your thing and something you can relate to, lol LordReed:Nothing is wrong with the video. What a soulful and reassuring music, I must say. |
tinajohn: yanabasee:[img]https://s5/images/RainForecast.jpg[/img] teemotee:"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions. They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them." - Ezekiel 22:28 "These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true. They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them. Then they hope that their message will come true" - Ezekiel 13:6 "Thus says the Lord GOD: “Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!" - Ezekiel 13:3 |
GoodBoi1:Gbam! Daviddson:You do know you can be done for violating rule #8, because if what you have said is not true then means you have slandered Lalasticlala by giving out that false information. Mods I dont think are allowed to make fine adjustments to posts without making clear they have |
orisa37:Did you read me callling Satan a bastard ni, hmm. Why quote me? orisa37:Wonders shall never cease look at a pair of flip flops wanting to act like a pair of louboutins, lol. Why are you so much in a hurry. There is no reason not to floow your heart but your head should have let you know that you'arent good enough to tie Job's boot laces, talkless wishing to fill into his boots, lol. You just arent the man for the job, pun intended, lol, you cant walk more than a block if you were to put on Job's boots my friend |
johnw47:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-ecd88a22149f.gif[/img] "Not even the chief angel Michael did this. In his quarrel with the Devil, when they argued about who would have the body of Moses, Michael did not dare condemn the Devil with insulting words, but said, "The Lord rebuke you!"" - Jude 1:9 So what they don't talk well of him, hmm? Of course, the devil is a killer, of course he is a liar, he is the father of it. These arent insults, but are ordinarily and just statement of facts that the devil, Satan himself, has never refuted. Satan has never taken offence to being called out a liar, thief etcetera. So, johnw47, my dear brother in Christ, I still gidigba, maintain the biblical solid ground, that no one in the bible has at anytime insulted or disrespected Satan. Show one, if you can, of anyone in the bible who dared and pronounced judgement on the devil in abusive terms, lol, hmm. I, afterall do have that Jude 1:9 above there, to back me up, lol. |
CAPSLOCKED:[img]https://media./images/72d6334d7b64269d1c3aa8ed2c420cca/tenor.gif[/img] Shush! Be quiet. Become JW member kẹ? Abi you wan make JWs to start getting a hard on ni? |
sonmvayina:First and foremost, you can both make things right for each other, by you both, go for counselling. It is OK to ask for help. Every storm runs out of rain. Forgive yourselves for your each other's faults and/or your each other's mistakes, get your home back in order and just move on. Secondly, which actually, with hindsight, you should have done, is to know your wife, lol. Know your wife, is not just that infamous 40 seconds thing. It is a 365 24 7 lifetime of the marriage verb thing, to always be doing. You should have found out why your missus was closing the lid on the honeypot. Could she be finding the thing painful and not pleasurable ni? Thrush or yeast infection etcetera, giving pain down there for her, hmm? Or maybe you're the "wham bam thank you maam" type with your missus, but not when with this your casual rodeo cowgirl, lol. Maybe, if you've been making madam squirm and writhe in ecstasy, she'll know what she's missing and not want deny herself of your great between the sheets loving skills, lol. Ọrẹ, nwanne, search for the smoking gun, even sef, there's no smoke without fire nah. sonmvayina:I dont think you really know what "baby mama" means. If you are still married to your missus and have kid(s) with her, then she isnt a "baby mama" to you Michellekabod2:Depends on whats to gain from doing it, lol. Michellekabod2:So its OK to throw him under the bus then, hmm? Michellekabod2:I support this without demur Michellekabod2:There is no love and trust lost in the marriage, he even said he's confident his missus wont enter into casual sexual relationships, so what needs getting done, is fight, to win back sanity in the marriage. Marriage is not an easy thing, it really and truly isnt something that's easy. We are imperfect human beings and great marriages, isnt about a perfect couple coming together, but rather is about how imperfect couples learn to enjoy each other's differences, discovered out from revealing themselves to each other Women find it easy to love, as to love, to start with, is in their DNA make up. It is the respect of a husband that they easily can lose. This is why wives are adjudged to respect their husband(s), lol. sonmvayina, just needs to fight to win the respect from his wife back, period, lol. PS: I this time admire sonmvayina's honesty, frankness, guarded openness and telling it like it is |
sonmvayina:[img]https://s5/images/7BcQ.gif[/img] You're so predictable with your comments and posts, lol. I am not surprised you chose not be drawn into answering those questions. Had it being you had the guts to answer them questions, I would have squeezed you by your pair of black cuddly balls, leaving you not just only wincing but with embarrassment too and you later on, go begging You've hit the bottom of a well and so what, hmm? You rather be drawn into wallowing in the muck at the bottom of the well. Enjoy your great confidence in ignorance, but it'll do you a world of good to know that ignorance never settles avoiding question(s) |
sonmvayina:I am not amazed that your mumu is on exceptional levels, lol, which is why you keep yourself busy being a tool, proselytizing into the mumu movement, lol blueAgent: sonmvayina:Listen to that cliché, lol. Oya, give your answers nah: 1/ How exactly are you created in the image and likeness of God? 2/ What does it mean, created in the image and likeness of God? 3/ When were/are you created in the image of God, lol? 4/ When were/are you created in the likeness of God, lol? 5/ What are you now? Are you currently the image of God, or currently the likeness of God or you are currently both the image and likeness of God, lol, hmm? |
zionema: karo93: Bacteriologist:Gbam! zionema: peggywebbs:peggywebbs, check the pages of the bible very well to see that, every prophetic woes begins with, “Thus saith the Lord” as seen in Ezekiel 13:3 below, so meaning, that isnt prophecy Dean Koontz had, but what Dean Koontz there, just had, was a mere lucky-break. peggywebbs/zionema/CaveAdullam/shadeyinka is any of youse familiar with or have read George Orwell's 1984 book? CaveAdullam:Fyi, quotes next below shadeyinka:"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions. They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them." - Ezekiel 22:28 "These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true. They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them. Then they hope that their message will come true" - Ezekiel 13:6 "Thus says the Lord GOD: “Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!" - Ezekiel 13:3 "The subject of the book “The Eyes of Darkness” or “The Eyes of Darkness” in Turkish, published in 1981, is associated with the Corona virus. The reason for such an association is a biological weapon that constitutes the subject of the book. The content of the book, which was launched entirely as a fiction at the time of its writing, is similar to the fact that it is living in a similar way today. The book mentions a special laboratory of the Chinese administration that is at war. In this laboratory, which is said to belong to the Chinese army, a very special study is being done. The subject of the study is an artificial virus developed for use in war. An even more interesting dimension is that the lab in question is located in the first place where the Corona virus originated, namely in Wuhan. The book, which was on the agenda once the Corona virus turned into an epidemic, caused the eyes to be turned into Koontz. Some groups even said that Koontz was a prophet. However, the truth was not at all as it was thought. Koontz was just a writer with a high level of knowledge and hardworking. A bookstore operator named Albert Wan, who made explanations on the subject, says that many important scientific studies can be identified when Wuhan’s history is researched. In other words, Koontz, who was claimed to be a prophet, knew Wuhan’s history well, and his aim was to write a fictional novel blended with the facts." - https://www.somagnews.com/book-written-1981-predicts-corona-virus/ PS: Bodydialect57 thanks for the fyi. |
sonmvayina:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-daac6965b004.jpg[/img] blueAgent was kidding you to check how ripe your mumu is, lol. You arent done with your education, you wan educate someone else, smh. |
budaatum:I dont doubt the love budaatum. We all are sold out for love in this our happy and close-knit NL Religion forum family, innit, lol. AntiChristian, if you must know, is my NL homie slash very good "customer mi, daada ni", lol, so why I needed to know budaatum, what my "customer mi, daada ni" found funny that made him give off those two loud and hearty laughs. budaatum, by the way and talking of insobriety, do you know that a glass of milk a day keeps the doctor away sha, hmm? |
johnw47:[img]https://i./W6nl.gif[/img] Anyone raining insults on Satan, is just and/or will be wasting good ammo. Insults mean nothing to Satan. Satan doesnt understand what insult means or what it is, lol. No one, not a single person in the bible has ever insulted Satan. Not Job, not Archangel Micheal and even not even Jesus too, lol. The mutual respect is there, lol. |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLI3KGbMnk During the Summer of 2018, Bart D. Ehrman and Peter J. Williams joined as guests with moderator Justin Brierley on the "Unbelievable" show called "The Big Conversation," Season 2-Episode 3. The story of Jesus: Can we trust the historical reliability of the Gospels? Arguably, no individual has influenced the course of history more than Jesus of Nazareth. Today, over 2000 years since he lived, his story still influences the lives of millions of people. Yet, in recent decades many have questioned whether the Gospel stories are a true reflection of the central figure of Christianity. So can we trust the accounts of his life, death and alleged resurrection? Leading New Testament scholar Bart Ehrman is well known for his critique of the historicity of the Gospels. He engages with leading Cambridge University Bible scholar Peter J. Williams who defends the reliability of the accounts. Bart D. Ehrman is the James A. Gray Distinguished Professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. He came to UNC in 1988, after four years of teaching at Rutgers University. At UNC he has served as both the Director of Graduate Studies and the Chair of the Department of Religious Studies. A graduate of Wheaton College (Illinois), Professor Ehrman received both his Masters of Divinity and Ph.D. from Princeton Theological Seminary, where his 1985 doctoral dissertation was awarded magna cum laude. Peter J. Williams is the Warden (CEO) of Tyndale House and a member of the Faculty of Divinity in the University of Cambridge. He received his MA, MPhil and PhD, in the study of ancient languages related to the Bible from Cambridge University. Staffed in the Faculty of Divinity, Cambridge University (1997–1998). Affiliated Lecturer in Hebrew and Aramaic and as Research Fellow in Old Testament at Tyndale House, Cambridge (1998–2003). Faculty of the University of Aberdeen, Scotland and later Warden in the history of Tyndale House. |
Righteousness89:Exactamundo! Angel Michael respected Satan. He never insulted Satan when Satan was doing gra-gra with him over Moses' dead body. Angel Michael, simply just signposted Satan to God, with the words ""The Lord rebuke you!"" Notice no insults, but just respectfully putting Satan in his place, lol. Jesus too, never in His encounters with this ex-Angel Satan ever insulted him. Jesus, our Lord and Saviour of the world, often will tell Satan to know his place, lol, with words like "Get thee behind me Satan" Also, instead of insulting Satan or simply tell him to get behind you and then move on, the right thing to do, is to correct Satan with "it is written ..." |
Preciousgirl:No, you cant, capital NO and it's for the only reason that you break with precedent if you insult Satan 1/ Out of interest, why, what for, would you, a believer, want to insult Satan? 2/ No one in the Bible ever has insulted Satan. Nowhere in the Bible is the Satan ever insulted. Or is there, lol? Righteousness89:The devil, truly, is an unpleasant and off-putting ex-angel celestial being. |
sonmvayina:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] "Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your Law: 'I said you are gods'?" - John 10:34 Of course, we are all gods, so what's the big deal? Getting worked up and chuffed like the cat that got the cream over common knowledge. |
blackpanthar:Exactamundo! God didnt hide His face. God doesnt hide His face, it was sin that hid the face of God. Even the same Isaiah 59:2 referenced by davidinchrist, states: "... your sins have hidden His face from you... " |
budaatum: MuttleyLaff:I like and enjoy reading Professor Yuval Noah Harari |
Kallmerb:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img] Rapid emergency exit, lol |
sulasa07:Hadith 34424 Kanz Al Umal for example |
sulasa07:He's copied Hadiths. Are you ashamed of any of the Hadiths and/or embarassed by any of the Sunnahs of the Prophet Muhammad [saw] he's copied ni, hmm? |
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AntiChristian:[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img] What is this one saying. Smh AntiChristian:AntiChristian are you really this thick and biblically illiterate, erhn? 1/ Do you at all know what a "High Sabbath" is, hmm? 2/ Do you not know that besides, the weekly sabbaths, there are the High Sabbaths ni? Smh. |
Maximus69:"2He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know that You are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the signs You are doing if God were not with him.” 3Jesus replied, “Truly, truly, I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again.”" - John 3:3 To start with this is another invention you believe in. There is no such thing as born again christian Maximus69. One is either born again to see and even admit the demonstration of displayed power of God or one is not born again, and so though sees but can not bring self to admit that all that power display comes from God, lol. Notice Nicodemus intro remark in John 3:3 above and how Jesus counter introduced the "born again" concept, lol."Born again", actually meaning, born from above or born from high. Now how you extrapolated "born again" and fused in christian to it, is beggars belief, lol, smh. Typical. Maximus69:Oh oh, you didnt know the goat was straying into other direction before, that's now prompted you lot to change so many things erhn, hmm? When you were busy pointing fingers, you didnt think of the other three pointing back at you ehrn? Didnt I warn you not to rock the table you're standing on, that if you should insist, and we fling open your closet doo , skeletens will fall out, hmm, lol? Maximus69:Sheeples and not sheep. Sheeples lead by 8 wolves in sheep/sherpherd clothing, lol Maximus69:If you know all these and are aware, then you should be first not to be casting first stones, lol. No apostates are feeding anybody anything. The internet keeps receipts of all dirty laundry in your closet, lol. The internet is a snitch, it will always tell, lol Maximus69:Boxing, fyi Maximus69, is often praised as a way of teaching discipline, anger management and teamwork, especially among young men and boys. The sport is being used to support those at risk of being drawn into knife crime and gang activity, example is Mike Tyson, discovered by Bobby Stewart, a juvenile detention center counselor and former boxer, before he later introduced him to the legendary boxing trainer Cus D'amato Maximus69, now about Psalms 1:5 that you've again proof-texted, well it is telling you that God hates the foolowin below and not the sport of boxing: 1) Intimate Partner Violence (e.g. violence by a current or former spouse, boy/girlfriend) 2) Youth Violence (e.g. bullying, gang violence, peer violence) 3) Child Maltreatment (e.g. child abuse and neglect) 4) Sexual Violence (e.g. rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment etcetera) 5) Suicide (e.g. terrorist suicide bomber etcetera) 6) Gang Violence (e.g. type of youth violence) |
Emusan: Maximus69:I have told you before that JW has received money, as return on investment, from stocks/shares bought in company(ies), that brought the entertainment of sitting down comfortably watching and hailing two persons hitting each other with fury. One of the companies they had stocks/share in, is HBO World Championship Boxing that gave us that unforgettable fight, when George Foreman defeated Joe Frazier. One who comes into equity, must come with clean hands, JWs' hands, doesnt necessarily seem to be spanking clean hands, lol. Ouch. |
AntiChristian:[img]https://s1/images/MuttAmin.gif[/img] In the face of incontrovertible evidence(s) look at this poor example of Joseph Anthony Ryan, calling someone else dumber, lol You dont know jackshit, AntiChristian, mister olodo rapata upon twenty, you'll always come on here, begin talk out of turn and get some proper education, in return for your crass assumptions, lack of correct knowledge and ignorance(s), lol MuttleyLaff: MuttleyLaff:[img]https://s4/images/ezgif-2-56985c3db23b.jpg[/img] |
jcross19:[img]https://s5/images/Islam-and-72-Virgins-Cartoon81170319e14e7a0e.jpg[/img] Rude awakening for AntChristian, lol. Serve him right for not reading the small print, lol. |
AntiChristian:[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img] "But someone who does not know, and then does something wrong, will be punished only lightly. When someone has been given much, much will be required in return; and when someone has been entrusted with much, even more will be required." - Luke 12:48 AntiChristian, lol, customer mi daada ni, do you always have to be schooled ni, erhn? You havent gotten over being schooled about mixing up Sabbaths, now you're tugging at this one. Fyi AntiChristian, that John 2:13-16 you've referenced, covers a hidden truth that you arent yet capable of understanding, lol. To whom much is given, much is required. Those people in positions/places of authority are required to know better. This is why Jesus never suffers/suffered the Pharisees, scribes etcetera gladly, lol |
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