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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Sex. by MuttleyLaff: 2:56pm On Mar 01, 2020
Daviddson:
Mods have added photos to my threads before. So I know what I'm saying.
OK, but well, I am not sure mods are allowed to make fine adjustments to posts without making it clear they have done so. What if the adjustment misrepresents the original intent or doesnt go down well with the poster, hmm?

Back in the day, when JeSoul was a moderator here on the Religion forum, she always left notes behind after editing, adding and/or making fine adjustments to other people's posts.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am The Bread Of Life by MuttleyLaff: 1:27pm On Mar 01, 2020
LordReed:
On both PC and mobile it says not available.
I just re-tested it, the refreshing music still plays and unabated

LordReed:
Probably region locked.
If blocked in your region, then use https://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php to bypass the block. Let us know how you get on
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am The Bread Of Life by MuttleyLaff: 1:07pm On Mar 01, 2020
budaatum:
First answer is, buda does not fear doctors.
No one said anything about fearing doctors. I dont fear doctors, but I can do without unneccesarily seeing the GP

budaatum:
Second is, buda must sin just so as not to be in heaven
Heaven, is a honeymoon. Prolly be there and last, 10 to 14 days max, lol, then you're back to earth, lol

budaatum:
The thought of sharing eternity with some and buda will sniper
What's going on? Doing your half-speak again there, huh?

helinues:
Like Agege bread undecided undecided
Something like that, if Agege bread is your thing and something you can relate to, lol

LordReed:
What happened to the video? Says not available.
Nothing is wrong with the video. What a soulful and reassuring music, I must say.
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua - Nigeria, Rain Is Coming To Wipe Away Fear by MuttleyLaff: 12:22pm On Mar 01, 2020
tinajohn:
See what TB Joshua just posted on Facebook and Twitter:

MESSAGE FROM PROPHET TB JOSHUA:
“Nigeria, get ready to receive a shower of rain that will wipe away the fear of the unknown! When it rains, make sure you allow it to touch your body.”

This was said on Saturday 29th February 2020 by Prophet TB Joshua
yanabasee:
All these businessmen claiming to be prophets just so they can increase their offerings and tithes should know that the coronavirus will catch up with them if they get in touch with anyone that's affected....

BTW, I'm yet to read prophesies from Imams and Alphas...Abi the no the speak with Allah?
[img]https://s5/images/RainForecast.jpg[/img]

teemotee:
omo rain dey fall true o
"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions.
They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them.
"
- Ezekiel 22:28

"These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true.
They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them.
Then they hope that their message will come true
"
- Ezekiel 13:6

"Thus says the Lord GOD:
“Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!
"
- Ezekiel 13:3
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Sex. by MuttleyLaff: 12:10pm On Mar 01, 2020
GoodBoi1:
Yet you posted a sexy picture at the end of your message. Is the picture necessary? Don't you think it goes against this point? Practice what you preach.
Gbam!

Daviddson:
It's Lalasticlala who usually add pictures to the thread that he sees as relevant to the thread text, if it doesn't come with any. So I guess that was what happened in this case.
You do know you can be done for violating rule #8, because if what you have said is not true then means you have slandered Lalasticlala by giving out that false information. Mods I dont think are allowed to make fine adjustments to posts without making clear they have
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff: 11:46am On Mar 01, 2020
orisa37:
That doesn't make it a Bastard.
Did you read me callling Satan a bastard ni, hmm. Why quote me?

orisa37:
Interesting. Satan please come and always examine me well for God.
Wonders shall never cease look at a pair of flip flops wanting to act like a pair of louboutins, lol. Why are you so much in a hurry. There is no reason not to floow your heart but your head should have let you know that you'arent good enough to tie Job's boot laces, talkless wishing to fill into his boots, lol. You just arent the man for the job, pun intended, lol, you cant walk more than a block if you were to put on Job's boots my friend
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff:
johnw47:
they don't talk well of him,
and definitely don't respect him,
there are many references but one will suffice:

Joh 8:44 .... He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-ecd88a22149f.gif[/img]

"Not even the chief angel Michael did this.
In his quarrel with the Devil, when they argued about who would have the body of Moses,
Michael did not dare condemn the Devil with insulting words,
but said
, "The Lord rebuke you!"
"
- Jude 1:9

So what they don't talk well of him, hmm?
Of course, the devil is a killer, of course he is a liar, he is the father of it. These arent insults, but are ordinarily and just statement of facts that the devil, Satan himself, has never refuted. Satan has never taken offence to being called out a liar, thief etcetera.

So, johnw47, my dear brother in Christ, I still gidigba, maintain the biblical solid ground, that no one in the bible has at anytime insulted or disrespected Satan. Show one, if you can, of anyone in the bible who dared and pronounced judgement on the devil in abusive terms, lol, hmm. I, afterall do have that Jude 1:9 above there, to back me up, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by MuttleyLaff:
CAPSLOCKED:
"THE VIRUS MAY...... "
ANYBODY CAN PREDICT ANYTHING
,
SO I DON'T SEE HOW
WE ALL SHOULD BECOME JEHOVAH WITNESS MEMBERS NOW.
[img]https://media./images/72d6334d7b64269d1c3aa8ed2c420cca/tenor.gif[/img]
Shush! Be quiet. Become JW member kẹ?
Abi you wan make JWs to start getting a hard on ni?
Romance › Re: What Do I Do? by MuttleyLaff: 7:36am On Mar 01, 2020
sonmvayina:
I have never been in a relationship where I had to beg my girlfriend for sex, in fact they always did the asking.. So when I got married I told my wife, I don't know to beg, and that if she says no, I won't disturb her.

So for almost 2 weeks in June last year, she kept saying no, no, no.. So one day I told her.. "if you hear say I get girlfriend for outside no jealous oh".. She said no she won't "... husband wey no get girlfriend, nah man e be?".. So I told her thank you..
. I met a lovely girl at the ATM in uniben campus two days later, she did not mind, I was married, we meet at a guest house close to oluku, for regular sex, her riding nah die..

I just stopped picking her call this year, when she told me last December she has fallen in love with me..
My wife saw our chat and was upset, so I told her she was the one who pushed me...
How do I make things right with my wife..?
First and foremost, you can both make things right for each other, by you both, go for counselling. It is OK to ask for help. Every storm runs out of rain. Forgive yourselves for your each other's faults and/or your each other's mistakes, get your home back in order and just move on.

Secondly, which actually, with hindsight, you should have done, is to know your wife, lol. Know your wife, is not just that infamous 40 seconds thing. It is a 365 24 7 lifetime of the marriage verb thing, to always be doing. You should have found out why your missus was closing the lid on the honeypot. Could she be finding the thing painful and not pleasurable ni? Thrush or yeast infection etcetera, giving pain down there for her, hmm? Or maybe you're the "wham bam thank you maam" type with your missus, but not when with this your casual rodeo cowgirl, lol. Maybe, if you've been making madam squirm and writhe in ecstasy, she'll know what she's missing and not want deny herself of your great between the sheets loving skills, lol. Ọrẹ, nwanne, search for the smoking gun, even sef, there's no smoke without fire nah.

sonmvayina:
I don't plan to do that, I already have one baby mama
I dont think you really know what "baby mama" means. If you are still married to your missus and have kid(s) with her, then she isnt a "baby mama" to you

Michellekabod2:
so if they ask you to dip your hands in fire you will dip?
Depends on whats to gain from doing it, lol.

Michellekabod2:
You took heed to her permission because you seemed to gain from it
So its OK to throw him under the bus then, hmm?

Michellekabod2:
Let the side chick go...
I support this without demur

Michellekabod2:
fight to win back your wife love and trust
There is no love and trust lost in the marriage, he even said he's confident his missus wont enter into casual sexual relationships, so what needs getting done, is fight, to win back sanity in the marriage. Marriage is not an easy thing, it really and truly isnt something that's easy. We are imperfect human beings and great marriages, isnt about a perfect couple coming together, but rather is about how imperfect couples learn to enjoy each other's differences, discovered out from revealing themselves to each other

Women find it easy to love, as to love, to start with, is in their DNA make up. It is the respect of a husband that they easily can lose. This is why wives are adjudged to respect their husband(s), lol. sonmvayina, just needs to fight to win the respect from his wife back, period, lol.

PS: I this time admire sonmvayina's honesty, frankness, guarded openness and telling it like it is
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff:
sonmvayina:
I won't be drawn into this with you... Just keep wallowing in your ignorance..
[img]https://s5/images/7BcQ.gif[/img]
You're so predictable with your comments and posts, lol. I am not surprised you chose not be drawn into answering those questions. Had it being you had the guts to answer them questions, I would have squeezed you by your pair of black cuddly balls, leaving you not just only wincing but with embarrassment too and you later on, go begging Satan Santa for a replacement pair lol. You saved yourself your bacon, and getting kick(s) in the nuts, lol. You know your limits and you're paying attention to them, lol

You've hit the bottom of a well and so what, hmm? You rather be drawn into wallowing in the muck at the bottom of the well. Enjoy your great confidence in ignorance, but it'll do you a world of good to know that ignorance never settles avoiding question(s)
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 9:05pm On Feb 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
You will be amazed..
I am not amazed that your mumu is on exceptional levels, lol, which is why you keep yourself busy being a tool, proselytizing into the mumu movement, lol

blueAgent:
What makes you a god?
sonmvayina:
Because I was created in the image and likeness of God..
Listen to that cliché, lol. Oya, give your answers nah:
1/ How exactly are you created in the image and likeness of God?
2/ What does it mean, created in the image and likeness of God?
3/ When were/are you created in the image of God, lol?
4/ When were/are you created in the likeness of God, lol?
5/ What are you now? Are you currently the image of God, or currently the likeness of God or you are currently both the image and likeness of God, lol, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: Coronavirus Prophecy/prediction. by MuttleyLaff:
zionema:
Please I just want to ask, why is it that their is no prophecy or prediction concerning the deadly coronavirus that is tormenting the world and spreading panic all over even in Nigeria by our many anointed men of God in Nigeria. If you run through their yearly prophecy non talked about coronavirus?

Is just a question oh, no room to abuse oh
karo93:
Anyone with useful information regarding this question should please enlighten us....
Bacteriologist:
Easy. God does not exist.
Those that claim to hear from him are at best, con-artists and liars and at worst, schizophrenic patients.
Gbam!

zionema:
Honestly am waiting...
peggywebbs:
The book of revelation already has given the prophecy. Now if you're talking about the con artists producing yearly prophecies, you should know that Deuteronomy 18:22 already has answered your question about false prophets.

Dean Koontz who is a horror fiction writer, whether he researched knew it or not wrote in his book "The Eyes of Darkness", talking about a Wuhan virus that would be associated with pneumonia like illness.

He wasn't a pastor or a prophet. He wrote this book in 1981 and said the Wuhan 400 will come around in the year 2020. Now that's a prophecy. Not the con artists building churches to make money.
peggywebbs, check the pages of the bible very well to see that, every prophetic woes begins with, “Thus saith the Lord” as seen in Ezekiel 13:3 below, so meaning, that isnt prophecy Dean Koontz had, but what Dean Koontz there, just had, was a mere lucky-break.

peggywebbs/zionema/CaveAdullam/shadeyinka is any of youse familiar with or have read George Orwell's 1984 book?

CaveAdullam:
hahahahaha. No o. I'm not bold enough to become one of them.
Fyi, quotes next below

shadeyinka:
I remember James Bond of those days with a scanner just a little bigger than a pen, that also doubles as a phone. It was like impossible.

Here we are in 2020, the difference between Science and Miracles has become blurred.
"And your prophets cover up for them by announcing false visions and making lying predictions.
They say, ‘My message is from the Sovereign LORD,’ when the LORD hasn’t spoken a single word to them.
"
- Ezekiel 22:28

"These foolish prophets see false visions, and their predictions don't come true.
They say, "The LORD said this." But the LORD hasn't sent them.
Then they hope that their message will come true
"
- Ezekiel 13:6

"Thus says the Lord GOD:
“Woe to the foolish prophets, who follow their own spirit and have seen nothing!
"
- Ezekiel 13:3

"The subject of the book “The Eyes of Darkness” or “The Eyes of Darkness” in Turkish, published in 1981, is associated with the Corona virus. The reason for such an association is a biological weapon that constitutes the subject of the book. The content of the book, which was launched entirely as a fiction at the time of its writing, is similar to the fact that it is living in a similar way today.

The book mentions a special laboratory of the Chinese administration that is at war. In this laboratory, which is said to belong to the Chinese army, a very special study is being done. The subject of the study is an artificial virus developed for use in war. An even more interesting dimension is that the lab in question is located in the first place where the Corona virus originated, namely in Wuhan.

The book, which was on the agenda once the Corona virus turned into an epidemic, caused the eyes to be turned into Koontz. Some groups even said that Koontz was a prophet. However, the truth was not at all as it was thought. Koontz was just a writer with a high level of knowledge and hardworking
.

A bookstore operator named Albert Wan, who made explanations on the subject, says that many important scientific studies can be identified when Wuhan’s history is researched. In other words, Koontz, who was claimed to be a prophet, knew Wuhan’s history well, and his aim was to write a fictional novel blended with the facts.
"
- https://www.somagnews.com/book-written-1981-predicts-corona-virus/

PS: Bodydialect57 thanks for the fyi.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 7:25pm On Feb 29, 2020
sonmvayina:
Nothing... It is the mumu called blueAgent that I am trying to educate...
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-daac6965b004.jpg[/img]
blueAgent was kidding you to check how ripe your mumu is, lol.
You arent done with your education, you wan educate someone else, smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am The Bread Of Life by MuttleyLaff: 7:05pm On Feb 29, 2020
budaatum:
Whatever, muttley. Everything goes here as long as its love, and Anti and I are working hard at it.

Below is my drinking horn. The bride and groom got it from Fulani herdsmen, in Australia!

And p.s. buda is official inebriated for the day, and later sometime, must be stoned, but is still accountable for all buda posts!
I dont doubt the love budaatum. We all are sold out for love in this our happy and close-knit NL Religion forum family, innit, lol.

AntiChristian, if you must know, is my NL homie slash very good "customer mi, daada ni", lol, so why I needed to know budaatum, what my "customer mi, daada ni" found funny that made him give off those two loud and hearty laughs.

budaatum, by the way and talking of insobriety, do you know that a glass of milk a day keeps the doctor away sha, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: I Am The Bread Of Life by MuttleyLaff: 5:36pm On Feb 29, 2020
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff: 7:42am On Feb 29, 2020
johnw47:
you can't insult satan, anything bad you say about him is true

he is a lying false accuser, true
good if he take it as insult, but he probably smirk
[img]https://i./W6nl.gif[/img]

Anyone raining insults on Satan, is just and/or will be wasting good ammo. Insults mean nothing to Satan. Satan doesnt understand what insult means or what it is, lol.

No one, not a single person in the bible has ever insulted Satan. Not Job, not Archangel Micheal and even not even Jesus too, lol. The mutual respect is there, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Non-Christian Chatbox ( sticky ) by MuttleyLaff: 5:26am On Feb 29, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foLI3KGbMnk

During the Summer of 2018, Bart D. Ehrman and Peter J. Williams joined as guests with moderator Justin Brierley on the "Unbelievable" show called "The Big Conversation," Season 2-Episode 3. The story of Jesus: Can we trust the historical reliability of the Gospels?

Arguably, no individual has influenced the course of history more than Jesus of Nazareth. Today, over 2000 years since he lived, his story still influences the lives of millions of people. Yet, in recent decades many have questioned whether the Gospel stories are a true reflection of the central figure of Christianity. So can we trust the accounts of his life, death and alleged resurrection? Leading New Testament scholar Bart Ehrman is well known for his critique of the historicity of the Gospels. He engages with leading Cambridge University Bible scholar Peter J. Williams who defends the reliability of the accounts.

Bart D. Ehrman is the James A. Gray Distinguished Professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. He came to UNC in 1988, after four years of teaching at Rutgers University. At UNC he has served as both the Director of Graduate Studies and the Chair of the Department of Religious Studies. A graduate of Wheaton College (Illinois), Professor Ehrman received both his Masters of Divinity and Ph.D. from Princeton Theological Seminary, where his 1985 doctoral dissertation was awarded magna cum laude.

Peter J. Williams is the Warden (CEO) of Tyndale House and a member of the Faculty of Divinity in the University of Cambridge. He received his MA, MPhil and PhD, in the study of ancient languages related to the Bible from Cambridge University. Staffed in the Faculty of Divinity, Cambridge University (1997–1998). Affiliated Lecturer in Hebrew and Aramaic and as Research Fellow in Old Testament at Tyndale House, Cambridge (1998–2003). Faculty of the University of Aberdeen, Scotland and later Warden in the history of Tyndale House.
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff: 12:20am On Feb 29, 2020
Righteousness89:
Never give the devil the time or chance to discuss with him..
Simply tell him to get behind u.. and Movd on
Exactamundo!
Angel Michael respected Satan. He never insulted Satan when Satan was doing gra-gra with him over Moses' dead body. Angel Michael, simply just signposted Satan to God, with the words ""The Lord rebuke you!"" Notice no insults, but just respectfully putting Satan in his place, lol.

Jesus too, never in His encounters with this ex-Angel Satan ever insulted him. Jesus, our Lord and Saviour of the world, often will tell Satan to know his place, lol, with words like "Get thee behind me Satan"

Also, instead of insulting Satan or simply tell him to get behind you and then move on, the right thing to do, is to correct Satan with "it is written ..."
Christianity Etc › Re: Isn't A Sin To Insult Satan? by MuttleyLaff: 11:51pm On Feb 28, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Can a Christian insult Satan?
Thanks
No, you cant, capital NO and it's for the only reason that you break with precedent if you insult Satan

1/ Out of interest, why, what for, would you, a believer, want to insult Satan?
2/ No one in the Bible ever has insulted Satan. Nowhere in the Bible is the Satan ever insulted. Or is there, lol?

Righteousness89:
The devil is a Bastard!!
The devil, truly, is an unpleasant and off-putting ex-angel celestial being.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 11:23pm On Feb 28, 2020
sonmvayina:
Well, maybe that is you.. Like I have always maintained.. I am a divine being just having a human experience.. A god walking a human path..
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]

"Jesus answered them, "Is it not written in your Law: 'I said you are gods'?"
- John 10:34

Of course, we are all gods, so what's the big deal?
Getting worked up and chuffed like the cat that got the cream over common knowledge.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why God Would Hide His Face by MuttleyLaff: 8:35am On Feb 28, 2020
blackpanthar:
Bros God is no longer hiding his face.

In the scripture you are quoting... God didnt have children at that time. Now he has, we are his children through Jesus, so pls understand it.

He does not relate with us like the old testament, but like a father to his children and the prodigal son story is the simplest explanation of the Gospel.

Kindly understand that a Parent does not hide from a dirty child.... Else that parent is irresponsible
Exactamundo!
God didnt hide His face. God doesnt hide His face, it was sin that hid the face of God. Even the same Isaiah 59:2 referenced by davidinchrist, states: "... your sins have hidden His face from you... "
Christianity Etc › Re: God Human by MuttleyLaff: 8:26am On Feb 28, 2020
budaatum:
Or don't we?

I guess you'd have to [url=https://archive.org/download/HomoDeusABriefHistoryOfTomorrowYuvalNoahHarari1_201810/Homo_Deus_A_Brief_History_of_Tomorrow_-_Yuval_Noah_Harari%20%281%29.epub]download and read the book[/url] and let us know if you don't already know or don't want to know what to do.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/11102651_notable01648_jpeg85aac1926dc50c18f57ab9ec7f0c5373
MuttleyLaff:
There is no second creation, what you perceive to be a second creation, is the low level view narration, as in, meat to bones, as was earlier said.

I am glad you do, get my point. I know you understand what "pièce de résistance" means. Now if you accept that "pièce de résistance", often means, the last in a series of things and ending up to be best and most important thing, you wouldnt be trying a tug of war with me over sequence. Nobody is changing the order in which Eve appeared Emperor_Harry, but saying that Eve was certain to happen, she had a certain role to play, she was was unavoidable and so was no afterthought. From the word go, she was in the initial plan of God

What literal understanding are you trying to quibble about now, hmm Emperor_Harry? Left to Adam alone, do you think, you'll be here today and typing away, erhn? Even if Adam were to be a hermaphrodite, he has no womb.

Please do and asap too

"20And God said, “Let the waters teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth in the open expanse of the sky.”
21So God created the great sea creatures and every living thing that moves, with which the waters teemed according to their kinds, and every bird of flight after its kind. And God saw that it was good
24And God said, “Let the earth bring forth living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, land crawlers, and beasts of the earth according to their kinds.” And it was so.
25God made the beasts of the earth according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and everything that crawls upon the earth according to its kind. And God saw that it was good
"
- Genesis 1:20-21, 24-25

https://i.ebayimg.com/thumbs/images/g/fYwAAOSwtglcaSNN/s-l225.jpg
"I am currently reading this book (i.e. Sapiens - A Brief History of Mankind), it's a book by Yuval Noah Harari
Yuval Noah Harari is that Hebrew professor. Sapiens - A Brief History of Mankind, is a very enthralling book but you might need to spit out bones. I am still in the twenties page of a 400+ page book
.
"
- Re: Do You Realise That We Don't Really Exist? by MuttleyLaff: 9:56am On Jun 04, 2015

Oh no Emperor_Harry, no, no, no, no. No. That is classification right before you, in Genesis 1:20-21, 24-25. Classification obviously started from the beginning, while evolution was still tying up its boot laces and yet strapping on its boot. If you dont find Genesis 1:20-21, 24-25 convincing, then I recommend you read that Prof's above mentioned book for a leg-up on "kinds"

I am an ever advocate of questioning because enquiring minds want to know. No believer worth his/her salt will harbour fear about the scripture not being infallibility. Permit me to let you on to what makes the scripture capable of making mistakes or being wrong. Greed, filthy lucre, political and differing theology, heresies, idolatry, schisms, deliberate theological errors etcetera are catalysts for making Bible translations that have mistakes, that are wrong, that are lies, that have original word contents changed from their real and genuine meanings etcetera.

Bible translations made where cast iron facts, are viewed as irrelevant or less important than indoctrinations, deliberate and calculated lies, personal beliefs and opinions makes people cast aspersions on scripture
I like and enjoy reading Professor Yuval Noah Harari
Christianity Etc › Re: What Goes To Heaven Or Hell, Is It Body,soul Or Spirit. by MuttleyLaff: 8:18am On Feb 28, 2020
Kallmerb:
Bible verse pls... Bro do more research..
There are 7 heavens.. Goodbye lol
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
Rapid emergency exit, lol
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 11:02pm On Feb 27, 2020
sulasa07:
He's copied Hadith! Which Hadith exactly?
Hadith 34424 Kanz Al Umal for example
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 9:46pm On Feb 27, 2020
sulasa07:
Don't you feel tired and shameful from the lies you always copy and paste?
He's copied Hadiths. Are you ashamed of any of the Hadiths and/or embarassed by any of the Sunnahs of the Prophet Muhammad [saw] he's copied ni, hmm?
Christianity Etc › Re: You Can’t Deceive God – Pastor Adeboye Advises Christians To Pay Their Tithes by MuttleyLaff: 4:47pm On Feb 27, 2020
SEGLIZ:
waiting for the antichrist and nairaland demons to come on board and flex their muscles.
though one is up their already.
[img]https://s5/images/ezgif-2-bb81ab7ea10d.gif[/img]
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 9:19am On Feb 27, 2020
AntiChristian:
I thought Jesus does not follow the old testament laws! I'm amazed as you pick whatever suits you there and trash whatever doesn't.
This is Christianity! The end justifies the means!
[img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
What is this one saying. Smh

AntiChristian:
So when Jesus said 3 days and 3 nights he actually meant the Jewish 3 days and 3 night, the Jewish sabath, etc.?
AntiChristian are you really this thick and biblically illiterate, erhn?
1/ Do you at all know what a "High Sabbath" is, hmm?
2/ Do you not know that besides, the weekly sabbaths, there are the High Sabbaths ni? Smh.
Christianity Etc › Re: Tyson Fury First And Foremost Thank Jesus After Win by MuttleyLaff:
Maximus69:
Remember the scriptures says the BORN AGAIN Christians "follow the lamb everywhere he goes" {Revelations 14:4} so this BORN AGAIN Christians controls the other sheep and we humbly follow their instructions! John 10:16
"2He came to Jesus at night and said, “Rabbi, we know that You are a teacher who has come from God. For no one could perform the signs You are doing if God were not with him.”
3Jesus replied, “Truly, truly, I tell you, no one can see the kingdom of God unless he is born again.”
"
- John 3:3

To start with this is another invention you believe in. There is no such thing as born again christian Maximus69. One is either born again to see and even admit the demonstration of displayed power of God or one is not born again, and so though sees but can not bring self to admit that all that power display comes from God, lol. Notice Nicodemus intro remark in John 3:3 above and how Jesus counter introduced the "born again" concept, lol."Born again", actually meaning, born from above or born from high. Now how you extrapolated "born again" and fused in christian to it, is beggars belief, lol, smh. Typical.

Maximus69:
It's the direction that the lamb is going that's making us to change so many things we do today, only him knew the way to the stream of living waters, so whoever stops following up in the bid to be cleansed can't see everlasting life!
Oh oh, you didnt know the goat was straying into other direction before, that's now prompted you lot to change so many things erhn, hmm? When you were busy pointing fingers, you didnt think of the other three pointing back at you ehrn? Didnt I warn you not to rock the table you're standing on, that if you should insist, and we fling open your closet doo , skeletens will fall out, hmm, lol?

Maximus69:
So instead of dwelling on where God's organization stood five days ago, a true sheep keeps following each time the shepherd moves.
Sheeples and not sheep. Sheeples lead by 8 wolves in sheep/sherpherd clothing, lol

Maximus69:
For your information, Jehovah's Witnesses do celebrate Christmas, smoke cigarettes, join the army, preach with megaphones on the roads, involved in polygamy and so on IN THE PAST.
The Apostates feeding you all these info you're peddling now left the organization when they couldn't meet up with the process of new personality. Ephesians 4:24
If you know all these and are aware, then you should be first not to be casting first stones, lol.

No apostates are feeding anybody anything. The internet keeps receipts of all dirty laundry in your closet, lol. The internet is a snitch, it will always tell, lol

Maximus69:
Today progressive studying of the scriptures has helped us to understand that God hates violence {Psalms 1:5} so each one must WASH OUT THAT DIRT FROM HIS/HER ROBE! Revelations 7:14 smiley
Boxing, fyi Maximus69, is often praised as a way of teaching discipline, anger management and teamwork, especially among young men and boys. The sport is being used to support those at risk of being drawn into knife crime and gang activity, example is Mike Tyson, discovered by Bobby Stewart, a juvenile detention center counselor and former boxer, before he later introduced him to the legendary boxing trainer Cus D'amato

Maximus69, now about Psalms 1:5 that you've again proof-texted, well it is telling you that God hates the foolowin below and not the sport of boxing:
1) Intimate Partner Violence (e.g. violence by a current or former spouse, boy/girlfriend)
2) Youth Violence (e.g. bullying, gang violence, peer violence)
3) Child Maltreatment (e.g. child abuse and neglect)
4) Sexual Violence (e.g. rape, sexual assault, sexual harassment etcetera)
5) Suicide (e.g. terrorist suicide bomber etcetera)
6) Gang Violence (e.g. type of youth violence)
Christianity Etc › Re: Tyson Fury First And Foremost Thank Jesus After Win by MuttleyLaff: 7:35am On Feb 27, 2020
Emusan:
He believed to be part of anointed....and God anointed them and declared HOLY!

So Russell and other JWs AN IDOL WORSHIPPER could be anointed and declared HOLY...one of the seventh wonders of JWs.
I bet your organization will disagree with you here....

Anyways, what can a confused person won't say!
Can you tell us the people who are opposing the good works today?
Maximus69:
You are not confused, yet as a Christian you want to sit down comfortably watching and hailing two persons hitting each other with fury, because of the money you pay to watch them do so! huh

Well JWs have our own God and he totally differs from yours,so don't expect what we believe to be the same as yours. After all you said we are demonic, definitely you shouldn't expect a demonic organization to do things the way your HOLINESS will do! smiley
I have told you before that JW has received money, as return on investment, from stocks/shares bought in company(ies), that brought the entertainment of sitting down comfortably watching and hailing two persons hitting each other with fury. One of the companies they had stocks/share in, is HBO World Championship Boxing that gave us that unforgettable fight, when George Foreman defeated Joe Frazier.

One who comes into equity, must come with clean hands, JWs' hands, doesnt necessarily seem to be spanking clean hands, lol. Ouch.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff:
AntiChristian:
Sabath that you lied about right?
Your own Jesus died on a Thursday! Other's Jesus died on a Friday.
Is that your school
?
It seems you just keep getting dumber!
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In the face of incontrovertible evidence(s) look at this poor example of Joseph Anthony Ryan, calling someone else dumber, lol

You dont know jackshit, AntiChristian, mister olodo rapata upon twenty, you'll always come on here, begin talk out of turn and get some proper education, in return for your crass assumptions, lack of correct knowledge and ignorance(s), lol

MuttleyLaff:
https://reasonsforhopejesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/thurs-3-days-chart.jpg

No sire, AntiChristian, because the Jewish day begins and ends at sundown, as in, the time in the evening when the sun disappears or daylight fades. Jesus was on the cross by 9:00am, died by 3:00pm Thursday day and was buried on same Thursday day before sundown
MuttleyLaff:
https://images.huffingtonpost.com/2015-04-03-1428065911-9480503-PassoverWeekChart-thumb.jpg

Everyday is a school day for you AntiChristian, lol. Here another opportunity presents itself, for you to learn because you never knew this before, you never had any knowledge about this before that there is something called the "High Sabbath" but now you would have the knowledge or now you do know, lol.

AntiChristian, remember the Quran in Surah 10:94, has the good sense to tell Muslims like particulary your very good self AntiChristian, that, if in doubt, if in need of illumination, or if need light shed on a subject, to go ask "those who read the book before you," that is meaning, believers, such as, I and others in the faith, lol.

Excuse the slight detour, now back on course, fyi AntiChristian, what the unlearned and outsiders like you do, is because you incorrectly read it in John 19:31, said "... the bodies would not remain on the cross during the Sabbath" you quickly wrongly assume that the "Sabbath" mentioned there has to be Saturday, lol and so why you think the crucifixion too, then, just has to be on a Friday, lol.

That Exodus 12:1-20 above there, by the way is about the inaugural of the first Passover to be done in the 14th of the Hebrew month Nisan, lol. Jesus had a last supper meal, but never got to eat this particular Passover meal and that's because He had died at 3 p.m. on Thursday afternoon on the 14th day of the Hebrew month Nisan.

"And after the Sabbaths, it being dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb."
- Matthew 28:1

AntiChristian, did you spot and/or catch the Sabbath plural in Matthew 28:1 above, erhn, lol? Ọmọ, make I stop here, lol. "Ko ni ilẹ, o fẹ yọ fence" loosely translate means, "you wey no get land, wan build perimeter wall fence", lol. I no wan keel pesin like AntiChristian, with information overload, so just take it AntiChristian, like that, that Jesus died on Thursday and was raised from the dead on Sunday. OK? lol.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 10:25pm On Feb 26, 2020
jcross19:
like I used to say ! your Koran says that Allah is most deceitful ahahahaahahahahahahha clearly is deceiving you people by promising you 72 virgins in its hotel at hell fire Parkinson.
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Rude awakening for AntChristian, lol.
Serve him right for not reading the small print, lol.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff:
AntiChristian:
You can only abuse and that's only what Christ taught you!

Jesus wasn't a good preacher...

Matthew 23:33
"You snakes! You brood of vipers! How will you escape being condemned to hell?

Luke 11:40
You foolish people! Did not the one who made the outside make the inside also?

Matthew 16:23
Jesus turned and said to Peter, "Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the things of God, but the things of men."

What type of perfect role model is this to follow? He went around insulting people while he preached, while at the same time he told his followers to show love to their enemies? He even went so far as calling one of his disciples "Satan"!! Why couldn't Jesus be more patient and hold his tongue?

Jesus even got a bit physical at times...

John 2:15
When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. 14In the temple courts he found men selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. 15So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. 16To those who sold doves he said, "Get these out of here! How dare you turn my Father's house into a market!"

What authority did Jesus have to do such a thing? This story seems to teach us that vigilantism is okay at times.
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"But someone who does not know, and then does something wrong, will be punished only lightly.
When someone has been given much, much will be required in return;
and when someone has been entrusted with much, even more will be required.
"
- Luke 12:48

AntiChristian, lol, customer mi daada ni, do you always have to be schooled ni, erhn? You havent gotten over being schooled about mixing up Sabbaths, now you're tugging at this one. Fyi AntiChristian, that John 2:13-16 you've referenced, covers a hidden truth that you arent yet capable of understanding, lol.

To whom much is given, much is required. Those people in positions/places of authority are required to know better. This is why Jesus never suffers/suffered the Pharisees, scribes etcetera gladly, lol

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