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Christianity Etc › Re: How Do You Feel Seeing Your Pastor's Wife With A Pregnancy? by MuttleyLaff: 8:17pm On Feb 26, 2020

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Christianity Etc › Re: What I Went Through In Church For Preaching Against Tithe- Sam Adeyemi by MuttleyLaff: 3:00pm On Feb 26, 2020*

Lagbaja01:
Hmmm

cRobo:
I won't say a word

CaveAdullam:
OK.Cornel food is ready. Lol

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Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 8:27am On Feb 26, 2020

Bacteriologist:
I have always maintained that if you want to see why religion is bad on nairaland, you don't even have to listen to atheist arguments.

You only need to study and observe the actions and utterances of Christians themselves. And you would get all the proof you need that religion breeds stupidity, credulity and willful ignorance.

I always like to thank them for helping the secular cause. Jesus would be proud of how they're doing a good job of driving more people away from their religion than even atheists.

CAPSLOCKED:
NAIRALAND CHRISTIANS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INCREASING NUMBER OF ATHEISTS ON THIS FORUM.
HOW DO YOU THINK I ENDED UP HERE? JUST STUDYING REAL LIFE CHRISTIANS AND THE FEW I MET HERE IN THE BEGINNING MADE ME NOT WANT TO BE LIKE THESE GUYS.

CAPSLOCKED:
THE ARABS THROUGH JIHAD, SHARIA, AND TERRORISM HAS BEEN MOCKING YOUR GOD FOR OVER A CENTURY NOW.
THE SCORES SHOW THAT STILL, THE ARABIANS ARE LEADING. WHEN WILL HE FIGHT BACK ON YOUR BEHALF?

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We are here, exclusively, talking of Deontay.
Nobody gives two monkeys about your Arabs or whatnot. I'll rather watch paint dry or go pick up leaves off my lawn

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 8:17am On Feb 26, 2020

lepasharon:
Despite the global issues going on in the world..you really think God's priority is meddling in a boxing match?

Christians are forever shooting themselves in the foot

CAPSLOCKED:
THE OTHER DAY HE HELPED A MAN GET THROUGH HIS PORNØGRAPHY ADDICTION, WHEN YOUNG WOMEN ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED AND VANDALIZED ON A DAILY IN PARTS OF ASIA AND S/AMERICA.
WHEN BH ARE HAVING A SLAUGHTER FESTIVAL UP NORTH, AND KADUNA KIDNAPPERS HAVE TURNED TO KIDNAPPING CHILDREN OF AGE 10 BELOW, GOD IS BUSY HELPING SOMEONE WIN 3,500 ON BET9JA.
I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO LAUGH BUT I FEEL PITY FOR THESE GUYS. ONE HAS TO BE TERRIBLY DERĄNGED TO PUT HIS PERSONAL BELIEFS OVER REAL LIFE SITUATIONS AFFECTING HUMANITY.

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No lepasharon, nobody thinks God's priority is meddling in a boxing match, but just saying Deontay's pride was badly hurt after getting badly whupped by a superior boxer he underestimated his God wont save him

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 7:55am On Feb 26, 2020

CAPSLOCKED:
FREE MEAL FOR CHRISTIANS.. HAHA..
SEE US FOR NAIJA WEY PLACE GOD ABOVE ANYTHING ELSE..
SHEY WE GO DE SUFFER TILL WE DIE BECAUSE OUR REWARDS IS IN HEAVEN??

falopey:
See Tyson Fury here preaching Jesus to people like you

h t tps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMtAK4Ea2PA

lepasharon:
And so?

Its proof he wears his heart on his sleeve

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 10:42pm On Feb 25, 2020

themonk:
Dude please shut up you are giving me truck load of theories without any evidence supporting it.

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Its you actually who should have already shut the foxtrot uniform charlie kilo up angry

themonk:
I asked you a simple question, Did everyone in history that was proud fall? What is wrong with most of you is too much information and lack of comprehension.

Your problem is not appreciating the topic is about Deontay and how he waywardedly ran his mouth dragging God in and not about everyone or anyone in history. Duh.

themonk:
How does your claims test against the real world, you are slow and delusion if you have all these theories in your head that doesn't work and you believe them.

For the umpteenth time block ears, I dont give two monkeys about any test against any foxtrot uniform charlie kilo real world. Caspice?

themonk:
I would ask you again has everybody throughout history that was proud failed?

Pftt.

themonk:
Apart from being delusional, your brain isn't straight thinking. You started from Wilder lost because he disrexpected God then you went to he lost because he was proud and then I gave you instances where proud people never failed you have gone back to he lost because he disrespected God.

You must be enjoying a hard on, typing this nonsense and ingredients, smh.

themonk:
You use Similar Phrases like "confident about your abilities" then "was being too conceited and/or feeling too highly self-important about yourself" then made a huge jump to "you in a disrespectfully way dragged God". Bro you can't move from point A to point Z like that, being confident in your abilities doesn't have anything to do with disrespecting God. You are not smart for thinking it is similar, this is exactly how you guys brainwash yourselves with unrelated things.

I give up. Smh.

themonk:
Deontay never said "God cannot save you" in a derogatory way to God. you are just too dumb to understand. He said it not because he thinks God does not have the ability to save Tyson but he believes since he is close to God, God will not save his opponent. This guy is a big believer in God, he went to see the Pope recently and he believes God anointed him as he was told by his Grandma.

Smh. Why dont you tell this piss talk to the marines because the sailors dont buy it

themonk:
Any you who has zero facts or evidence has already pulled out theories out of your ass that AJ will lose to Tyson because AJ converted. This kind of reasoning is what you fake people use to brainwash religious people.

Yawn.

themonk:
I will only respond to you if you tell me if every proud person throughout history has fallen. If you don't you are talking to yourself. Goodnight.

Thank God, you'll be going the same way out, you "jawando" came in, because my survival instincts was just about to kick in, as I was thinking to myself that, if I dont walk away, this themonk person will bore me to death

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 9:45pm On Feb 25, 2020

themonk:
Here you come again making claims you can't back up. Pride comes before a fall right?

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"Pride precedes a disaster, and an arrogant attitude precedes a fall."
- Book of Proverbs, 16:18

You are in dire need of getting some education, and so free education you shall get, lol

Fyi themonk, "pride goes (or comes) before a fall" is usually said, to rub it in that when someone like Deontay is being too confident about their abilities, was being too conceited and/or feeling too highly self-important about themselves, then like Deontay, in a disrespectful way dragged God in his hyping with Fury and look at what happened that showed that he isnt as good as he thinks he is. What Deontay even said about Mike Tyson, that he would beat him in his prime, smh, the internet kept a receipt of it to show him how foolish he is to say that. "Oh, how the mighty heroes have fallen! Stripped of their ~~belts~~ weapons, they lie dead" (i.e. 2 Samuel 1:27) Stray goats full everywhere, common and ordinary goat thinking he is a G.O.A.T, lol.

themonk:
Do you want to tell me that throughout human history there has not been someone who was proud and didn't fall? Pride come before a fall could cause someone to fall because people will start hating him/her or because of other logical reasons which could include that proud people are mostly illogical and not because it is any spiritual law of any kind.

Floyd was Proud and very cocky through out his career, retired with no loss, has millions of dollars and didn't take damage as a boxer. Ali was also very proud and is recognized as the best boxer of all time, he is a Muslim by the way. There are Humble boxers that retire broke.

You cannot say Pride made Deontay to lose on contest because you have no evidence. What if it is because he was trained badly?

It's not like you really are slow on the uptake or are you really?. C'mon you seem to be a smart and clever person, but why is it taking you so long time to understand or realise no one gives two monkeys about any of the right load of old codswallop you've immediately above typed. Whats being said my dear new found friend, is that its not OK to disrespectfully negatively drag God into your boxing build hype

themonk:
The reason you implied AJ will lose a fight with Tyson fury because AJ converted to Islam.

Smh. Has it come to this, huh? themonk, have you noticed the tip of your nose suddenly grown out, hmm?

themonk:
Is because you think Wilder lost because of what he said, Isn't it? You thought wilder is not a believer in GOD hence you brought that up else it would not make any sense in the context of this post.

If Deontay had his head properly screwed on, if he didnt get carried away, if he had thought it through first before saying it out, if he had learned from history, if he really is a true born believer, there is no way, he would drag God down in the matter in that manner. Tufiakwa. Imagine

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 8:35pm On Feb 25, 2020

themonk:
That's all you can say that will make sense. You Don't say that is why he lost the contest.

Whenever Wilder wins, he says "If you give God the glory, he will give you the victory" and because you have put the cart in front of the horse and you are in a hurry to masturbate to any flimsy thing that gives what you believe a reputation you have decided he lost because of what he said. Fury himself have said some pretty disgusting thing too leading up to the fight. He said he masturbate seven times to boost his testosterone and also that he is licking p*say to strengthen his jaw for the fight.

This should be a thought always on your mind when you want to tell God what he did when he has not told you anything.

Mister man themonk, so badly spoiling for a fight and coming to a gunfight with knives, lol.

Listen, I have given you enough reel of rope to tie yourself up with, now please paste here where you've read MuttleyLaff said "thats why he lost the contest"

Deontay lost the contest because pride comes before a fall period.

A wise person knows that it is off the cards dragging God in, particularly in that manner

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 8:08pm On Feb 25, 2020

themonk:
The point you are trying to make is useless, Atheist, Agnostics, Muslims win Christians in competitions all the time why are you using a singulnar situation to build your whole believe. The facts are not in your favour, I believe there is a God or at least a supernatural force out there but most Christians use illogical conclusions to come to their believe. Do you think God as smart as he is will want you to find any flimsy excuse to prove he exists. I used to be an Atheist and I will never argue with an Atheist because, Religion offers no evidence that can be reproduced or can be evaluated by all. You need to experience these things yourself before you know they exist.

The reason most atheists think Christians and people who believe in spirituality are fools are because of posts like this. You have convinced yourself that you know God's mind. Did God tell you that was why wilder lost? What about other contests Christians lose, Did God tell you his mind about those ones too? God/The universe doesn't work in the way you guys envision him. Stop pretending to understand something that has not revealed his ways to you. Be Humble, you know nothing.

I don't give a monkey's about Atheists, Agnostics, Muslims winning Christians or whatnot in competitions, I am however, if truly like you said that Deontay thanks God first anytime he wins, then he should have known better that you don't make a mockery of someone's else belief in God or deride someone else hope in God to prevail.

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 7:39pm On Feb 25, 2020

themonk:
Bro you make a lot of noise with little substance, infact everytime Wilder wins he thanks God first. Most of you just find stupid ways to make what you believe become true. There are millions of people who have mocked God and succeeded and there are millions who love God and didn't. Life doesn't work the way you think, I believe there is a supernatural power out there but his ways are not our ways.

Please stop making up foolish theories that don't align with facts. Off the top of my head as a boxing fan I can tell you about many boxers who praise God and Jesus and we're beaten black and blue. God blesses who wants to bless right? why are you proving a God who doesn't need your help?

I know you've got chutzpah so big enough I don't know how you manage, so why don't you mock God? Why don't you defy God and whom he bless erhn and let's see how you fare. Why not put your head into the mouth of the tiger, lol.

It's doesn't require substance to make a point that what Deontary Wilder said was completely out of order. He is what's colloquially called "ęlęnugboro"

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Possible To Have Sex In A Dream And Feel It? by MuttleyLaff: 2:02pm On Feb 25, 2020

Exmilitant:
i don't think it'll be neccessary to dwell more on this issues. the little i said generated scorn, jesting and fun from a guy. he is lucky, just lucky....

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 8:55am On Feb 25, 2020

AntiChristian:
The Sabbath was a Saturday and Jesus was crucified on a Friday! Stop twisting texts! You Sabi work maths!

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AntiChristian:
Good Thursday? Good Friday!

"¹ Some time later the Lord said to Moses and Aaron:
²This month is to be the first month of the year for you.
³Tell the people of Israel that on the tenth day of this month the head of each family must choose a lamb or a young goat for his family to eat.
^4-5If any family is too small to eat the whole animal, they must share it with their next-door neighbors. Choose either a sheep or a goat, but it must be a one-year-old male that has nothing wrong with it. And it must be large enough for everyone to have some of the meat.
⁶Each family must take care of its animal until the evening of the fourteenth day of the month, when the animals are to be killed.
⁷Some of the blood must be put on the two doorposts and above the door of each house where the animals are to be eaten.
⁸That night the animals are to be roasted and eaten, together with bitter herbs and thin bread made without yeast.
⁹Don't eat the meat raw or boiled. The entire animal, including its head, legs, and insides, must be roasted.
¹⁰Eat what you want that night, and the next morning burn whatever is left.
¹¹When you eat the meal, be dressed and ready to travel. Have your sandals on, carry your walking stick in your hand, and eat quickly. This is the Passover Festival in honor of me, your Lord.
¹²That same night I will pass through Egypt and kill the first-born son in every family and the first-born male of all animals. I am the Lord, and I will punish the gods of Egypt.
¹³The blood on the houses will show me where you live, and when I see the blood, I will pass over you. Then you won't be bothered by the terrible disasters I will bring on Egypt.
¹⁴Remember this day and celebrate it each year as a festival in my honor.
¹⁵For seven days you must eat bread made without yeast. And on the first of these seven days, you must remove all yeast from your homes. If you eat anything made with yeast during this festival, you will no longer be part of Israel.
¹⁶Meet together for worship on the first and seventh days of the festival. The only work you are allowed to do on either of these two days is that of preparing the bread.
¹⁷Celebrate this Festival of Thin Bread as a way of remembering the day that I brought your families and tribes out of Egypt. And do this each year.
¹⁸Begin on the evening of the fourteenth day of the first month by eating bread made without yeast. Then continue this celebration until the evening of the twenty-first day.
¹⁹During these seven days no yeast is allowed in anyone's home, whether they are native Israelites or not. If you are caught eating anything made with yeast, you will no longer be part of Israel.
²⁰Stay away from yeast, no matter where you live. No one is allowed to eat anything made with yeast!"
- Exodus 12:1-20

Everyday is a school day for you AntiChristian, lol. Here another opportunity presents itself, for you to learn because you never knew this before, you never had any knowledge about this before that there is something called the "High Sabbath" but now you would have the knowledge or now you do know, lol.

AntiChristian, remember the Quran in Surah 10:94, has the good sense to tell Muslims like particulary your very good self AntiChristian, that, if in doubt, if in need of illumination, or if need light shed on a subject, to go ask "those who read the book before you," that is meaning, believers, such as, I and others in the faith, lol.

Excuse the slight detour, now back on course, fyi AntiChristian, what the unlearned and outsiders like you do, is because you incorrectly read it in John 19:31, said "... the bodies would not remain on the cross during the Sabbath" you quickly wrongly assume that the "Sabbath" mentioned there has to be Saturday, lol and so why you think the crucifixion too, then, just has to be on a Friday, lol.

That Exodus 12:1-20 above there, by the way is about the inaugural of the first Passover to be done in the 14th of the Hebrew month Nisan, lol. Jesus never got to eat this particular Passover meal and that's because He had died at 3 p.m. on Thursday afternoon on the 14th day of the Hebrew month Nisan.

"And after the Sabbaths, it being dawn toward the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb."
- Matthew 28:1

AntiChristian, did you spot and/or catch the plural in Matthew 28:1 above, erhn, lol? Ọmọ, make I stop here, lol. "Ko ni ilẹ, o fẹ yọ fence" loosely translate means, "you wey no get land, wan build perimeter wall fence", lol. I no wan keel pesin like AntiChristian, with information overload, so just take it AntiChristian, like that, that Jesus died on Thursday and was raised from the dead on Sunday. OK? lol.

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 5:55am On Feb 25, 2020

LoJ:
When Mayweather (who runs a stripclub) was beating Manny (pentecostal christian, friend of most great pastors and gospel artists) why did your god(e) not help him out?

kkins25:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha.. this man, you got me cracking....lol

Mayweather is wise not to step out of line by running his mouth against God, so yeah it didnt matter that he beat Manny (pentecostal christian, friend of most great pastors and gospel artists) Oh, almost forgot to say that Floyd Mayweather may have taken cue from Manny Pacquiao's advice to fear God because amidst the bling, Mayweather honors God and insists "God is first in his life", so LoJ, fyi, its a win-win situation and outcome that is good for both Mayweather and Emmanuel Dapidran Pacquiao involved

LoJ:
whats your point baba

The point is, when you case point, Goliath vs David (i.e. 1 Samuel 17:10, 26, and 45-47) or Pharaoh vs Moses/Israelites (i.e. Exodus 5:2) rock the boat and mock God, then that ṣhit will fly, hit the fan and land on your face, lol

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 11:41pm On Feb 24, 2020

LoJ:
so your god(e) accept that his child is mocked, but can't stand people mocking him?
So in any given fight those that mock your god(e) are losing systematically?

That your god(e) is very interesting.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 11:11pm On Feb 24, 2020

NaijaMutant:
I think AJ converted to Islam.

Good luck to him anyways.

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This is the reason why Tyson Fury will beat and/or defeat AJ if or when they meet.

I love AJ, but AJ goofed when he didnt acknowledge Jesus as his Lord and Saviour of the world but instead, especially in the run up to the Abu Dhabi, capital of the United Arab Emirates Joshua vs Ruiz fight, pandered to the local moneybags Arabs, with remarks like Bismillah (i.e. in the name of Allah) that he'll win and Mashallah (i.e. Allah has willed it) after winning

C'mon AJ, educate yourself on the meaning of your name, lol. For crying out loud, AJ, your name Joshua, is etymologically related to the Hebrew name Yeshua (i.e. Jesus) Wear it on your sleeve AJ!

AJ, hasnt converted to anything. AJ, just likes to follow the money trail and will do or say anything he thinks the wealthy would want him to do or say, lol. Case in point, Bismillah or Mashallah for the ears of the Abu Dhabi/UAE, or gelato for Femi Ote$/DJCuppy moneybags, lol

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 10:31pm On Feb 24, 2020*

AntiChristian:
Whether once or numerous times, your God incarnates!

Your God was once human!
Your God ate food and pay tax to his creations!
Your God was once circumcised!
Your God once sucked breast milk in infancy!

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Yeah, so what?
Shey make we go fry beans cos of all that ni, hmm?

"Mary did you know that your baby boy will give sight to a blind man?
Mary did you know that your baby boy will calm a storm with His hand?
Did you know that your baby boy has walked where angels trod?
When you kiss your little baby, you kiss the face of God
Mary did you know? Mary did you know? Mary did you know?
Mary did you know? Mary did you know? Mary did you know?
The blind will see, the deaf will hear, the dead will live again
The lame will leap, the dumb will speak, the praises of the lamb
Mary did you know that your baby boy is Lord of all creation?
Mary did you know that your baby boy would one day rule the nations?
Did you know that your baby boy is heaven's perfect lamb?
That sleeping child you're holding is the great I AM
Mary did you know? Mary did you know? Mary did you know?
Mary did you know? Mary did you know? Mary did you know? Oh, Mary did you know?"
- Songwriters: Lyrics written by Mark Lowry in 1984 & Music written by Buddy Greene in 1991

"As Jesus was saying these things, a woman in the crowd raised her voice and said,
“Blessed is the womb that bore You, and blessed are the breasts that nursed You.”"
- Luke 11:27

AntiChristian, can you see how you're making unnecessary much ado fuss out of really nothing, hmm? So what, if God was once circumcised, if God once sucked breast milk in infancy. Praise God. Alleluia for that.

AntiChristian:
Your God once died on a cross from Friday to Sunday morning which makes three days of death!

MuttleyLaff:
https://reasonsforhopejesus.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/thurs-3-days-chart.jpg

No sire, AntiChristian, because the Jewish day begins and ends at sundown, as in, the time in the evening when the sun disappears or daylight fades. Jesus was on the cross by 9:00am, died by 3:00pm Thursday day and was buried on same Thursday day before sundown

MuttleyLaff:
Follow below

It always has been Good Thursday nwanne AntiChristian, lol.

"It was the day of preparation, and the Jewish leaders didn’t want the bodies hanging there the next day, which was the Sabbath
(and a very special Sabbath, because it was Passover week).
So they asked Pilate to hasten their deaths by ordering that their legs be broken. Then their bodies could be taken down."
- John 19:31

It has to be on the authority of John 19:31 above, and no, I dont need to wanna try Good Wednesday because of the fact that the Last Supper occurred on Wednesday, never a Thursday, thus Christ was, in fact, crucified on Thursday, never a Friday.

Thursday day to Thursday night: Jesus was on the cross by 9:00am, died by 3:00pm and off the cross before sundown so 1 day and 1 night
The Jewish day starts at sundown or nightfall of the previous evening, and continues throughout the night and following day, until the next night.
Friday morning to Friday night day: 1 day and 1 night
Saturday morning to Saturday night: 1 day and 1 night (i.e. Jesus rosed before sunrise)
Sunday morning: Resurrection morning

Christianity Etc › Re: Tyson Fury First And Foremost Thank Jesus After Win by MuttleyLaff: 10:10pm On Feb 24, 2020

Maximus69:
So Jacob engaging a spirit to be blessed is now your biblical quotation for supporting violence!

Please can you point to any deadly sports recorded amongst God's people written in the Bible?

What God's word said is "anyone who LOVES VIOLENCE, God hates them" Psalms 11:5

So all those paying money to people to inflict pain/injury on their fellow man just to watch for fun are LOVERS of Violence, GOD HATES SUCH PEOPLE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFSC1mJxgG4

Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 10:01pm On Feb 24, 2020*

justnock:
The Gypsy king is a Believer. JESUS is Lord. To God be the glory.

NaijaMutant:
He even did a thank you Jesus video

MuttleyLaff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-bESib7fAQ

04:10 ... it happen you know, first and foremost I
04:13 want to say, thank you to my Lord and
04:15 Savior Jesus Christ. I said those who
04:18 bring evil against me will not prosper. I
04:20 said those who stand in the dark
04:22 can never come into the light and praise
04:25 be to the one and only true God, Jesus
04:26 Christ.
04:29 Secondly, I just want to say, big
04:31 shout-out Deontay Wilder, you know he
04:33 came here tonight he manned up. He really
04:36 did show heart of a champion.
04:37 I hit him with a clean right hand and
04:39 dropped him and he got back up and
04:41 battled on into round seven. He is a
04:43 warrior. He will be back, he will be a
04:45 champion again but I will say the King
04:48 has returned to the top of the pole

That right there, all he said at the 04:10 - 04:26 mark is what sets him apart from AJ and why he will defeat and beat AJ if or when they meet.

I love AJ, but AJ goofed when he didnt acknowledge Jesus as his Lord and Saviour of the world but instead, especially in the run up to the Abu Dhabi, capital of the United Arab Emirates Joshua vs Ruiz fight, pandered to the local moneybags Arabs, with remarks like Bismillah (i.e. in the name of Allah) that he'll win and Mashallah (i.e. Allah has willed it) after winning

C'mon AJ, educate yourself on the meaning of your name, lol. For crying out loud, AJ, your name Joshua, is etymologically related to the Hebrew name Yeshua (i.e. Jesus) Wear it on your sleeve AJ!

He did a similar "... yes firstly I just want to say thank you to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for giving me the power of strength and giving me the victory on this special weekend ..." after beating Otto Wallin in 2019

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Christianity Etc › Re: The End Of The Man Who Mocked God. (fury Vs Wilder) by MuttleyLaff: 9:48pm On Feb 24, 2020

LoJ:
[s]When Mayweather (who runs a stripclub) was beating Manny (pentecostal christian, friend of most great pastors and gospel artists) why did your god(e) not help him out?[/s]

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Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 9:29pm On Feb 24, 2020

AntiChristian:
And your God is 100% human and 100% God which is an abnormal state!

Nothing being abnormal state. God has to do what God has to do.

AntiChristian, do you by the way, know what God's name is, huh? It is an eye-opener, knowing what the name of God is, lol.

AntiChristian:
God that can reincarnate like Buddha and co!

Look at you, smh, Buddha and co might reincarnate but God doesnt. God needed to incarnate only once and/or one time amigo AntiChristian.

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2020

AntiChristian:
Moreso your God was circumcised Sha!

Yes, God incarnated was circumcised and God is proud of it because it is proper and it is fitting to do so in order to fulfill all righteousness.

AntiChristian:
Muhammad was a human being!

100%

Christianity Etc › Re: Christian Women How Does It Feel To Date An Uncircumcised Male by MuttleyLaff: 8:33pm On Feb 24, 2020

AntiChristian:

Christians and sex Sha!
Sunday Moshood Akanni where are you?
I don't know who told this one Muslims are uncircumcised!
We are circumcised just like Jesus in Luke 2:21.

It is topics like this, one sure is to find you on, making comments and having a hard on. What if you are circumcised just like Jesus in Luke 2:21, hmm?

AntiChristian:
You can imagine the fact that your Lord Jesus Christ had a "dee eye cee Kay" to be circumcised!

Muhammad was born without a foreskin so was uncircumcised, lol. Bwahahaha. Thats why there isnt a single mention of circumcision in the Quran

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 4:19pm On Feb 24, 2020*

budaatum:
Is there a connection somewhere? They both peddle the same "believe as I do or perish".

Maximus69 is knitted with a special kind of needle and different thread used for JWs

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 3:24pm On Feb 24, 2020

budaatum:
As in die, right, and be no more on this earth?

I am surprised you would descend to the type of juvenality one usually finds with Olaadegbu, whom, come to think of it, I must now apologise to for not realising he too is a fear mongering Jw like you!

For your information, I have been to two funerals of dead JWs and they were just as dead as none JWs who's funerals I've been to, so this your "you will perish" lie does not scare me since I'm obviously slightly older than a two year old whom it might scare.

No, he is Deeper Life, not a fear mongering JW like Maximus69

Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Born Jacob Banks Releases New Track Monster 2.0, Featuring Boogie by MuttleyLaff: 2:58pm On Feb 24, 2020

Kruize:
Are you still his fan ? The guy is becoming popular on the international scene. Some of his songs have been featured in movies, series and video game (i think fifa or pes).

I was 4 years ago and still am

Christianity Etc › Re: Tyson Fury First And Foremost Thank Jesus After Win by MuttleyLaff: 8:26am On Feb 24, 2020*

Maximus69:
Hmmmmmmmm,
Wisdom is justified by her children! Luke 7:35

I can't just imagine Jesus comfortably sitted in the midst of the bloodthirsty crowd jubilating when a man who is hitting another with FURY in the name of sports! Psalms 11:5

May the underserved kindness of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of the true God and the sweet fellowship of God's holy spirit continue to guide your humble and honest soul Sir!

Amen!

"²⁴So Jacob was left all alone, and there a man wrestled with him until daybreak.
²⁵When the man saw that he could not overpower Jacob, he struck the socket of Jacob’s hip and dislocated it as they wrestled.
²⁶Then the man said, “Let me go, for it is daybreak.”
But Jacob replied, “I will not let you go unless you bless me.”
²⁷“What is your name?” the man asked.
“Jacob,” he replied.
²⁸Then the man said, “Your name will no longer be Jacob,
but Israel, because you have struggled with God and with men, and you have prevailed.”
²⁹And Jacob inquired, “Please tell me your name.”
But he replied, “Why do you ask my name?” Then he blessed Jacob there.
³⁰So Jacob named the place Peniel,g saying, “Indeed, I have seen God face to face, and yet my life was spared.”"
- Genesis 32:24

"Yes, he wrestled with the angel and won. He wept and pleaded for a blessing from him.
There at Bethel he met God face to face, and God spoke to him—"
- Hosea 12:4

FreelanceRebel:
Pacquiao, in his lifetime of boxing made about $500 million and spent over $300 million on charity. Each time pacman enters the ring, it means more roads and housing.

His charity records a good legacy for humanity.
I pray God save his soul, and for him to experience true salvation. Amen.

Ah-ha, so because his charity records a good legacy for humanity, you now no longer pray Salvation take Fury away from Boxing or Boxing away from Tyson fury, if/when Tyson Fury should emulate Pacquiao erhn?

Please dont be a hypocrite like our delusional Maximus69, who doesnt know and isnt aware that JW have stock/shares invested in companies like HBO World Championship Boxing that gave us unforgettable fights like when George Foreman defeated Joe Frazier. It receives Return on Investment (ROI) on its money invested in companies like Monster Beverage that produces the infamous 666 Monster Energy Drink, in companies that manufacture guns, produce and sell soft porn. Do a quick check on their income tax return to see that they receive money invested in tobacco, warfare and pornographic companies

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 6:35am On Feb 24, 2020

Maximus69:
For God loved the world so much, he gave his only begotten son so that everyone exercising faith in him might not PERISH but have everlasting life~Jesus [John 3:16]

Every religious group claiming Christians have their interpretation of this verse and what they hold strongly about it!

Jehovah's Witnesses interpretation of it is that Jesus appointed a faithful and discreet slave group, who will continue to feed his sheep during the end time. Matthew 24:45
All those who are opposing the counsel from this spirit appointed group whom Jesus referred to as "my brothers"{Matthew 12:46-49} are indirectly opposing Jesus himself! Matthew 25:31-46
That is the TRUTH in black and white as explained by Jehovah's Witnesses, so if you don't grasp it try to now!

So if you're not a member of this global group humbly taking instructions from this faithful and discreet slave group and zealously acting upon their counseling, YOU WILL PERISH!

You're busy being a tool, concocting lies with proof-texting again. The gravity of the meaning and implication of Proverbs 19:9 definitely went over your head. O ma se oo. Pẹẹlẹ.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 5:48am On Feb 24, 2020

Maximus69:
The Jewish community in the first century welcome people who comes to join in the observance of their annual festive period, nothing like Jesus who make Jews sound like do or die! Matthew 10:5-6; 15:24

The visitors has never been told that they will PERISH if they don't believe in just one teacher out of hundreds of Jewish religious teachers! John 3:16-17

So instead of dancing around like your friend, go now and ask from your JW igbo neighbours in a calm manner
"what will happen to all those who REFUSES to become JWs" simple!

Because i told you the truth plainly, you're labelling me just as Russia did to JWs in their country. Well if you don't know, know today that all those who refuses to subscribe to the teachings of this group WILL PERISH!

That's why they won't follow you in doing anything SACRED!

"A false witness will not go unpunished, and one who pours out lies will perish.
(i.e. Dishonest witnesses and liars will be destroyed)"
- Proverbs 19:9

The truth about Proverbs 19:9 above Maximus69, is, the lies you're told and believed, will, if you dont change, return to haunt you

Maximus69:
(1)The same that you already discerned that i don't know his name shey?
(2)Until then Sir!
UNTIL THEN!

You don't want to know or hear the truth because you don't want your illusions destroyed, so you say, until then

Christianity Etc › Re: And Jabez Was More Honourable Than His Brethren, Is This A Curse? by MuttleyLaff: 5:36am On Feb 24, 2020*

nlPoster:
I dont find any indication of that in the verses about Jabez.

"⁹Now Jabez was more honorable than his brothers.
His mother had named him Jabez, saying, “Because I bore him in pain.”
¹⁰And Jabez called out to the God of Israel, “If only You would bless me and enlarge my territory!
May Your hand be with me and keep me from harm, so that I will be free from pain.”
And God granted the request of Jabez"
- 1 Chronicles 4:9-10

You never confess/make known/disclose the situation, you confess/make known/disclose the destination. Jabez's mum should have not after-the-fact call or named her son Jabez.

"¹³After God had gone,
¹⁴Jacob set up a large rock, so that he would remember what had happened there.
Then he poured wine and olive oil on the rock to show that it was dedicated to God,
¹⁵and he named the place Bethel.
¹⁶Jacob and his family had left Bethel and were still a long way from Ephrath, when the time came for Rachel's baby to be born.
¹⁷She was having a rough time, but the woman who was helping her said, “Don't worry! It's a boy.”
¹⁸Rachel was at the point of death, and right before dying, she said, “I'll name him Benoni.” But Jacob called him Benjamin"
- Genesis 35:18

Notice that Rachel before Jabez's mum, did a similar mistake, but her husband Jacob, wisely overruled her desire to give their son the name Benoni and so immediately changed the name to Benjamin.

nlPoster:
There is no mention of curse either.

OK, as you like.

nlPoster:
Psalm 51:5 is a similar prayer, not so?

"Behold, I was brought forth in iniquity, And in sin my mother conceived me."
- Psalm 51:5

No, Psalm 51:5, not so at all, is a similar prayer. David, in Psalm 51:5, said, he was shapen in iniquity and in sin did his mother conceive him. David's mum, unlike how Jabez's mum did 1 Chronicles 4:9, didnt label David pain and/or sorrow, implying a long-term state of depression.

Jabez, in 1 Chronicles 4:10, prayed to God, that he be free from pain and not cause pain. David's Psalm 51 prayer, is after the fact that he had already had caused pain. There is no mention of pain but a plea to God, by David, to be washed cleaned of his iniquity, to get cleansed from his sin, as he knew his transgressions, confessed he's sinned and done what is evil in God's sight

nlPoster:
I also do not see a correlation between Genesis you quoted, and Jabez, unless you are referring to childbirth

Childbirth pain, is not the only variable in the equation.

nlPoster:
and btw Adam and Eve were not cursed, unless you want to prove otherwise. In distinct and brief summaries.

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Print wherever it was typed on this thread or when MuttleyLaff ever said A&E were cursed. Smh.

nlPoster:
When Potiphar's wife counselled him about Jesus matter, he wisely listened to her.
So, it is wrong and time wasting to keep poking nose into couples matter moreso when you refuse to marry.
Very aggravating.
Like, do you not have any hobbies besides gossiping?

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Whats going on up there, as if it's lover's spat, huh? Smh.

Christianity Etc › Re: Tyson Fury First And Foremost Thank Jesus After Win by MuttleyLaff: 3:28am On Feb 24, 2020

FreelanceRebel:
I pray Jesus Totally saves him, so that Salvation can take Fury away from Boxing or Boxing away from Tyson fury
He can't have it both ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDA_eyMMiWQ

Boxer Manny Pacquiao Built 1,000 Homes In His Homeland For The Poor

Growing up in poverty in the Philippines, Pacquiao frequently slept on cardboard boxes and skipped school for work to help his mother meet ends.

When Pacquiao eventually fought his way out of poverty, he decided to give back to people who were still struggling. In 2016, Pacquiao paid out of his pocket to build 1,000 houses for the poor in his home country.

Despite losing his highly anticipated 2015 "Fight of the Century" against Floyd Mayweather Jr., Pacquiao earned more than $100 million for the fight and spent a great deal of his earnings on financing the homes

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 9:01pm On Feb 23, 2020

Maximus69:
Yet you're worshiping the SAME GOD with them!

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"Toba, to asiko, lati su, idi a la" when you're ready, you will tell, what the name of the God JW calls upon is

Maximus69:
Olúwa mà tóbi yéye o!
Jesus (Olúwa) said "you will know the truth and the truth will set you free" John 8:32
Now those words are made to come life as in FACE to FACE!

Maximus69 the truth you failed to embrace today, will expose you tomorrow

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is There A Resurrection? by MuttleyLaff: 8:10pm On Feb 23, 2020

Maximus69:
I asked you to make a serious and sincere enquiry about what will happen to those who refuses to subscribe to the teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses from the members and you're here dancing around!

I gave you a simple, honest and sincere answer to your question about what will to those refused to worship with me or your revised question about what will happen to those who refuses to subscribe to the teachings of Jehovah's Witnesses from the members, but the truth for you is a bitter pill to swallow.

Maximus69:
When a young man asked what he should do regarding faith, gave him some useful info and asked him to contact a mature JW in his neighbourhood for further information. Instantly you quoted me with signs of bigotry as if such an idea is stupid or something by adding a military man laughing scornfully!

Please be honest, admit that I gave the young man a blessing to go ahead, but to spit out the bones while eating. The military man is Field Marshall Idi Amin Dada Oumee and he wasnt laughing scornfully, but was laughing greatly and unbelievably surprised

Maximus69:
Now you are saying you often discuss with the same set of people i directed the young man to for divine wisdom!

Why not, hmm? Let's just say Maximus69, I have never met a person so ignorant or arrogant that I couldn't learn something from

Maximus69:
Please from your experience with JWs, are they up to such task or not?

Do some research of your own, to find out you've been conned and that there is room for improvement

Maximus69:
Keep deceiving yourself!

Literally not one word of your comment is even remotely true

Maximus69:
Wow so you too are a worshiper of an unknown God whose Worshipers don't even know the name!

I am not like you who is ashamed to say what is the name of the God you call upon

Maximus69:
Then you're welcome to the club of deluded people, who keep CANS FULL OF WORMS IN THEIR CUPBOARDS!

Lol, I dont want any part of the carton loads of CANS FULL OF WORMS stacked away in the JW closet, lol.

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