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Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff:
Sarassin:
Ok, but what is the underlying spiritual aim? What do you intend to do with the experience, are you seeking the experience for its own sake? That alone is enough to limit your ability. You must have clarity, a destination or a goal in mind as to why you are practising, do you take any precautions? What would you do if you popped out and your first encounter was with an elemental entity?
https://gifyu.com/images/steadylaugh.gif
Shout Yikes!
and jump back into your skin
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Christian Denomination Is The Right One by MuttleyLaff: 1:09am On Oct 19, 2017
asuustrike2009:
The scripture I gave you is the answer to it all.
I know were you're coming so I purposely quoted that scripture.
Talking about sinning in the future, why should I when same scripture say we should attain perfection
Goshen360:
How do you know where I'm coming from or going?
No, you don't until I make my point to you and the audience
.

2. Do I take the second paragraph as ANSWER THAT you will not or cannot comit sin tomorrow or in the future?

Finally and I guess readers and audience are seeing your dishonest ways of NOT answering the questions.
please answer the questions and I clearly make my point and get out of here,
I do have much time like that to play or beat around the bush.
I dont understand why and how people shy from answering back uncomplicated and easy to understand questions
It baffles me when people duck and dive, dodging or evading answering simple questions back
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Hebrew Monotheistic Belief A Product Of Religious Syncretism? by MuttleyLaff: 12:39am On Oct 19, 2017
JMAN05:
No. The one that appeared to Moses came on Jehovah's name.
He bore the name as if he was Jah himself.
Besides Moses was not requesting the name of God. He already knows it.

It appears you have nothing more.
Let's end it then
PastorAIO:
I have plenty more, the question is whether or not you can handle it.
If the angel that appeared to Moses came in Jehovah's name then by what name did the one who came to Jacob come by.
Was he a renegade angel?
Moses was not asking god's name cos 'he already knows it', you say.
You also say Jacob was not asking god's name 'he already knows it', he was asking the angel's name.
Maybe Moses too was just asking the angel's name, abi?
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Great White Sharks can detect a single drop of blood floating in an Olympic-sized thread pool
Can smell blood in thread water from 4km away
Can hear a fish thrasing in thread the water from as far as 500 meters away

JMAN05, you want to continue feeding?
Then you're going to need to get into a bigger boat, as there's blood in the water.
Sharks go into frenzies when they smell blood in the water,
it's sensing something becoming shark food to be feasted on
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 9:56pm On Oct 18, 2017
walls01:
originators of strange doctrines
By all means comment,
but please try learning to type something else than this tired "originators of strange doctrines" repetitive line
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 9:10pm On Oct 18, 2017
walls01:
read what you explain again this time slowly
Since I've improved on the post
you should take after your advice, and now read again but this time read out loud and slowly

walls01:
The one who is victorious I will make a pillar in the temple of my God...
- Revelation 3:12a

you are letting your belief affect your understanding of the bible.
Rev 3:12 Jesus said he that overcome I will make a pillar in the temple of my God.
I don't know how you will misquote this as you are known for but clearly this is not God talking
Every one has power of some sorts, every one has influence of some sorts
You have your power, have your influence
Now Jesus is talking about His sphere of Influence
and promising he that overcome, to be made a pillar in the temple of His God
(i.e. promise to make such person, well respected etcetera, in His sphere of Influence, Power etcetera)

walls01:
6Then I saw a Lamb, looking as if it had been slain,
standing at the center of the throne, encircled by the four living creatures and the elders.
The Lamb had seven horns and seven eyes, which are the seven spirits of God sent out into all the earth.
7He went and took the scroll from the right hand of him who sat on the throne

- Revelation 5:6-7

if you read Rev 5:6-7 it shows Jesus the Lamb taking a scroll our of God hand,
clearly this is not your double God
I made the earth, I created the people who live on it.
It was me - my hands stretched out the sky,
I give orders to all the heavenly lights

- Isaiah 45:12

You have to come off that walls ice cream thing. It is milk.
If you do, you would get to know that, this is projection
It's just projection brother
This is a case of Jesus the Lamb, projecting out of God to take the scroll

Walls01, whose hands, that made the earth and created mankind upon it, is that, mentioned, in Isaiah 45:12 above?
Who is talking there?

Double God indeed. SMH
Is that how you understand it? Tut
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 8:28am On Oct 18, 2017
analice107:
You have made no sense. OH dear, I'm not in the mood to take you on this ride across Scriptures.

Bro Muttleylaff pls help this brother here once more.
I am trying but it seems knowing the truth doesn't fit in his agenda
Watch him evade answering those last two questions again
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
walls01:
you are letting your belief affect your understanding of the bible.
Rev 3:12 Jesus said he that overcome I will make a pillar in the temple of my God.
I don't know how you will misquote this as you are known for but clearly this is not God talking
Every one has power of some sorts, every one has influence of some sorts
You have your power, have your influence
Now Jesus is talking about His sphere of Influence
and promising he that overcome, to be made a pillar in the temple of His God
(i.e. promise to make such person, well respected etcetera, in His sphere of Influence, Power etcetera)

walls01:
if you read Rev 5:6-7 it shows Jesus the Lamb taking a scroll our of God hand, clearly this is not your double God
I made the earth, I created the people who live on it.
It was me - my hands stretched out the sky,
I give orders to all the heavenly lights

- Isaiah 45:12

You have to come off that walls ice cream thing. It is milk.
If you do, you would get to know that, this is projection
It's just projection brother
This is a case of Jesus the Lamb, projecting out of God to take the scroll

Walls01, whose hands, that made the earth and created mankind upon it, is that, mentioned, in Isaiah 45:12 above?
Who is talking there?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
adetayo234:
Hit your head against the nearest wall to reset your brain,
then read your comment again; this time around, you will find your answer
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Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 7:54am On Oct 17, 2017
walls01:
you are interpreting a clear word.
Jesus said the father sent me, he also said I overcome and sit with my father.
and God told Jesus sit in my right hand until I make your enemy your foot stool.
I wonder how you guys turn bible upside down.

o I forgot to add just as God sent himself.
Lets try and go over this again.
Check back on this thread walls01, (i.e. pages 4-5, I think) you will find me agreeing with you, that the Father sent Jesus
and I also agreed with you, that Jesus didn't send Himself.

If you further check back, you'll read me saying that, God sent Himself to earth
and that He accomplished that by being a human being in the person of Jesus.

For God's plan and the work at hand, there is no other way or other means
Also, that protocols needed to be followed and adhered to, is part of why, He needed to be a human being

Now, tell walls01, is Jesus, to your understanding, God manifested in flesh or not?
To you, is Jesus "son" or "Son"?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 7:54am On Oct 17, 2017
analice107:
Why are you jumping right over the scriptures he has been posting to you?
And, why do you pretend as tho you don't see the questions he has been asking you?

Try answering those questions let's see how you'd get off.
Hmm, you see me so, my sister,
this is meant to be soft work
but make na just dey look me and this brother

Is it not clear that man itself chooses when to be ignorant.
Man only chooses to be ignorant when he likes
Walls01 should change his ID to Artful Dodger, so called for his skill in ducking and diving away from truth questions
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
walls01:
you really clearly don't understand the Bible. you and I are made in the image of God.
I bet you do not understand the meaning of first born as in chapter 15. and 13 he said dear son.
and 19 it reads it pleased the father that in him should all fullness dwell. in 19 it is clear God gave Jesus special privileges.
I really and clearly understand Colossians 1:15 went over your head

I accept that, sometimes, some just can't understand how God, the Father, is Jesus too.
You happen to be one, I have come to terms with, that you're blind to seeing this fact
and unable to get your head round the idea and truth that Jesus is same as God (i.e. one being)
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
walls01:
you don't understand my point,
Jesus said my father sent me you said he sent himself.
now which verse are you quoting or which Bible version are you using?
Christ is the visible image of the invisible God.
He existed before anything was created
and is supreme over all creation

- Colossians 1:15

You have no point to understand

I've asked enough times, to please produce the quote where you falsely claimed, I said "Jesus sent himself",
and if you cant, to then please retract your slander and tender apologies

Why cant you just produce the quote to show exactly what I wrote or said?
Is it too much to ask or too much a request to carry out?

You are unable to produce the quote where you falsely claimed, I said "Jesus sent himself",
because I never and didn't say
"Jesus sent himself"
yet you refuse to retract your slander and tender apologies

OK walls01, dont worry.
See Colossians 1:15 above?
I am using it, to lower the bar for you to step across and/or jump over
God is Spirit, right?
Now Jesus is, the visible image of the Spirit, invisible God


Importantly, God, coexists as God the Father and Jesus Christ, the Son
You coexist as a father and son, too, dont you?
God does this as well, the only thing difference is, His is done, on a higher different level and out of this world dimension
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 6:58pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:
and by this you think it means God sent himself?
Do you perchance, send yourself on errands, at all?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
analice107:
and, pls add this;

For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder:
and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace
Isaiah:9:6
Thanks ojaare my sister
I had on Page 4 already provided that scripture
but walls01 is working hard hiding from the truth
and wanting not to acknowledge that "...The mighty God, The everlasting Father..." in it, are worthy of his attention
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Magick: How To Cast Powerful Spells With Your Sperm & Orgasm by MuttleyLaff: 2:56pm On Oct 15, 2017
Chubhie:
zenlife, if you are still alive and well, kindly confirm if the haggling took place publicly.
I dont think zenlife needs to bother
because it wasnt haggling at all, it was a wind-up and good-natured teasing
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 2:05pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:
you said God sent himself which means Jesus is God then that automatically means Jesus sent himself
I am glad you understood the "God sent Himself" remark
but please produce the quote where you falsely claimed, I said "Jesus sent himself",
and if you cant, then please retract your slander and tender apologies

walls01:
this words are irrelevant to what you are quoting
Your words might be irrelevant, God's, isnt
You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff:
walls01:
which version of the Bible are you misquoting?
philippians 6: form of God means he was a spirit. 9: God exalted him not God exalted himself.
Whose words are in the quote above?
walls01's, I guess?
Now walls01, can your word(s) become alive?
Can your word(s) leave you and become flesh?
Can you exalt your word(s) and give it a name that is above every name?
If you cant do any of these and/or none of all, then tell, who do you think is capable to?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 1:10pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:
you don't even understand the bible.
anyway am still waiting for the verse you quoted.
Jesus said the father sent me you said Jesus sent himself. originators of strange doctrine
Chief, there is God ooo
This is what happens, when people misunderstand and misinterpret other people's post
Produce the quote where I said "Jesus sent himself",
If you cant, then please retract the slander and tender apologies
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 12:47pm On Oct 15, 2017
walls01:
I am quoting you or you forgot you wrote that?
6Though he was God,
he did not think of equality with God, as something to cling to.
7Instead, he gave up his divine privileges;
he took the humble position of a slave
and was born as a human being.
When he appeared in human form

- Philippians 2:6-7

Seems you can't imagine or don't want to grasp mentally that, God can send Himself, did send Himself to earth, in the form of Jesus Christ
Christianity Etc › Re: Sex Magick: How To Cast Powerful Spells With Your Sperm & Orgasm by MuttleyLaff:
Sarassin:
Babalawos, this is the most appalling post I have ever had directed against my person on Nairaland. Let me be clear I am neither Zenlife nor Iditaboy,
I have no other monikers on Nairaland and on the evidence of the nonsense of these pages, I will soon have none
You must be joking
Dont you even try it, dont even attempt try any nonsense of soon deactivating your monker, mba, mba.
Kill the thought, my dear friend

Sarassin:
I have never had any issues with you to my knowledge,
I posted a comment on a thread of yours a couple of days ago where I asked for a method on something or the other to do with dreams, you replied me and I left the thread,
I addressed you courteously as I try to do with all fellow posters on these pages,
other posters asked me to elucidate on the topic, out of respect for you, I declined.
That has been the extent of my interaction with you on NL
I noticed too, it was a fast exit as well

Sarassin:
I logged on this site today to find a most malicious tirade directed against my person by yourself totally unprovoked and unjustified, I take these extremely seriously.
You maintain that I, using an alternate moniker have stalked you,
what is the basis of such an egregious claim?
you claim that I asked you for a divinatory consultation and could not afford the paltry fee you charge.
I am not sure which of these accusations is the more ludicrous,
whether it is that I, a classically trained sorcerer will seek out a traditionalist
or whether it was that of your fees, of which the lowest value coins lolling about on my desk here will pay several times over
!
https://gifyu.com/images/MuttleyManicalHilarious.gif
"... your fees,
the lowest value coins
lolling about on my desk here,
will pay several times over
"
Yeepa! That line is a slay
and is very savage

Sarassin:
Look sir, I am not in competition with you,
I do not know you,
we do not share the same sphere,
we do not even reside on the same continent,
your tirade towards me betrays a deep seated issue,
how is it that you can arbitrarily and peremptorily decide to launch such an assault against me without foundation?
what exactly is your problem with me?
Maybe, because plastic melts in heat?

Sarassin:
You should face your accusers and leave me out of your tawdry affairs.
You ought to have carried out a divination to ascertain matters before deciding to poke me in the eyes.
https://i68.tinypic.com/14igydg.jpg

Sarassin:
you have made a grave error.
You are a practitioner, you know the rules, an apology is in order,
I have right of way, and I shall not ask thrice
There is something in that "I have right of way, and I shall not ask thrice" remark, that makes it sound scary
If I had boots on, I would have, on behalf of Babalawos, been quaking in them and crapping in my pants

Babalawos:
Accept my apologies,
I was very angry by false accusations of Zenlife. You are a practitioner,
you of all people should know anger doesnt allow the spirits to get through for divination.
So, I couldnt divine before posting because I was angry.
I dont take false accusations lightly
SMH, learn to be disciplined
No matter the circumstances, practitioners, would have allowed emotions to settle before posting
and not be mastered by anger.
Self-control is strength

Babalawos:
I have offered my free spiritual services like free divination, free dream interpretations, free occult teachings... etc to members of this forum.

I never asked anyone for money on Sex Magick Thread.
Then, why is Zenlife falsly accusing me of fraud on Sex Magick Thread when he was never my client in the first place,
he could not afford my divination fee of 2,500 naira?

I have offered several IFA and other forms of divination privately for free for those that have manners but certaining not for Zenlife;
he lacks manners and yet he cant afford 2,500 naira but pours his frustrations, anger, hatred... etc on my threads.
Am I the one that made him poor? Or am I the cause of his frustrations in life?

Dont forget, you attacked me on my thread some couple of days ago
h t tp://www.nairaland.com/4084293/reincarnation-proof-how-remember-past

And this new attack coming up here again on Sex Magick Thread.
It is human to think you have alternate accounts
Sarassin checks everyone out
It's never personal or an attack
but all in discovering or seeing if a kindred spirit

Babalawos:
I will leave you alone and face Zenlife, Iditaboy and others.
Thanks for your time
All are interested to read your responses to the "Obatala' and Ifa" photo query, IditaBoy says was taken in their compound.

IditaBoy says that "Obatala priests" photo, are his uncles and was taken in his family compound.
Out of courtesy, you ought to have admitted, it was for the prayer you gave Ishilove, used merely for aesthetic pleasure
and you werent neccesarily claiming any association with the picture nor with anything or anyone featured in it
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Hebrew Monotheistic Belief A Product Of Religious Syncretism? by MuttleyLaff:
JMAN05:
The situation in that verse is different.

1. Israelites were not under any captivity

2. Jacob already knew Gods name. See verse 9. He wrestling was with an angel obviously. So he was asking the Angel's name. He already knows Gods name.

The issue was not about the name which they know. Am not sure I do understand the point you are making here.

The article was about the meaning of the word Ehyah. That word was drawn from hayah. So how did you arrive at your present past tenses?

Where did you see "I am becoming"?

You are mistaken. Ehyah is not the Hebrew equivalent of ego eimi. Egoo eimi are two different words while Ehyah is one word. It is drawn from hayah meaning become.

They aren't the same words, so your linking them together is not correct.

Don't being in unnecessary objection to this thread.
He is talking of/about the "becoming, come to pass, become, be" transliteration in Exodus 3:14

You should have by now, gotten used to him bringing in unnecessary objections to the thread and unnecessarily misusing words, just for the fun of it

PastorAIO:
Please address the parts that I bolded and highlighted in red. They are the basis of this interpretation and they are all obviously speculations.

Really? What about when Jacob asked the very same question?

29 Then Jacob asked him, “Please tell me your name.”
But he said, “Why is it that you ask my name?” And there he blessed him.

Genesis 32

What were the circumstances of Israel when Jacob asked that same question?
What about the fact that in those ancient times to know the name of a god was considered as having the power to summon the god?
PastorAIO:
Now the Majesty of Ra was the creator of heaven and earth, of gods, men, and cattle, of fire, and the breath of life; and he ruled over gods and men. And Isis saw his might, the might that reached over heaven and earth, before which all gods and men bowed; and she longed in her heart for that power, that thereby she should be greater than the gods and have dominion over men.

There was but one way to obtain that power. By the knowledge of his own name did Ra rule, and none but himself knew that secret name. Whosoever could learn the secret, to that one—god or man—would belong the dominion over all the world, and even Ra himself must be in subjection. Jealously did Ra guard his secret, and kept it ever in his breast, lest it should be taken from him, and his power diminished.

h t tp://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/ael/ael13.htm

A true name is a name of a thing or being that expresses, or is somehow identical to, its true nature.
The notion that language, or some specific sacred language, refers to things by their true names has been central to philosophical study as well as various traditions of magic, religious invocation and mysticism (mantras) since antiquity.
The ancient Jews considered God's true name so potent that its invocation conferred upon the speaker tremendous power over His creations
When Jesus said to them,
“I am, he,” they drew back and fell to the ground.

- John 18:6
You can say "God's true name so potent that its invocation conferred upon the speaker tremendous power over His creations" again grin grin grin
Notice what happened, notice the force of the power over those men, after Jesus said the name

PastorAIO:
To prevent abuse of this power, as well as to avoid blasphemy, the name of God was always taboo, and increasingly disused so that by the time of Jesus their High Priest was supposedly the only individual who spoke it aloud
— and then only in the Holy of Holies upon the Day of Atonement.[5]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_name

These are facts about the attitude of ancient people to names.
Even in yoruba till this day they believe that if you can know the true Oriki of an object you will access all the powers inherent in the objects.
These names form the incantations which are used to prepare herbs and various objects for various uses.
Oriki is nothing more or less than panegyric
It is recited to invoke deities and whatnot spirits

Oriki, as well, is used as eulogies,
and also used as endearments, where there is talk about pedigree and likeable traits etcetera, all to stir up sensibilities positively

PastorAIO:
Now if the people of Israel already knew the name 'Jehovah'
and Moses was told to tell them that 'jehovah' sent him
then what a nonsense to say that Elohim or Adonai 'would not have meant much to them'.
It wouldn't have meant anymore or anyless than Jehovah which they knew a long time already
First and foremost, Elohim or Adonai are not personal names
YHWH, aka Yahweh, or aka Jehovah, is the personal

Elohim is Godhood, and Adonai is Owner aka Lord

PastorAIO:
Yet in all this you haven't demonstrated how Jehovah changed after he revealed his name to Moses.
What did he do thereafter that he hadn't done before.
Did he kill more people than he killed in the flood?
Did he confuse the languages of the Whole world tenfold?
Did he make a barren woman have children, like Sarah?
You can't see the wood for the trees,
reiterating, it's not about what did He do thereafter, that He hadn't done before

PastorAIO:
What exactly did he do that reflects the name Jehovah that He hadn't done before?
This has been responded to earlier

PastorAIO:
Now, on the name Jehovah, your write up now demonstrates a willingness to go against the entirety of Theology just to wriggle out of this tight spot.
You have now resorted to making God a temporal Creature.
Subject to time like everything else. you changed 'I Am' to 'I am becoming'.
Either the writer is theologically and philosophically daft or he is just trying to be disingenuous
ROTBL. SMH

PastorAIO:
Talkng about the relation of the verb Ehyer to Hayah.
These are just tenses.
They are related the same way Running is related to Ran, or Will Run.
Past tense, present tense, future tense, Present continuous.... etc.
There is no such thing as these kind of "tenses" in biblical Hebrew.
Mind you, meaning before you start quoting me, modern Hebrew, on the other hand, does have those tenses

PastorAIO:
That is not the idea that the name represents to Jews, certainly not to Jesus.
To become means that you are evolving.
You become what you were not yesterday.
I become great means that I wasn't great before.
Becoming occurs in time/temporally so in order for Jehovah to become he has to be subject to Time.
This idea transcends the Hebrew language and can be translated into other languages
(so there is no hiding behind any fake hebrew ha'yah, which is actually the past tense)
The idea is understood in the context it is used
(e.g. become, exist, to be, becoming, existing)

PastorAIO:
In fact it is translated to Greek in the New Testament.
Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am
- John 8:58

'I am' in Greek is Ego Eimi. Jesus did not say before Abraham I am becoming.
The idea is that he transcends time, this is Jesus' understanding of the name of God but then if you feel you know more than Jesus in this matter I cannot hold you.
Dont mix up "I AM that I AM" with "I AM".
Again context my friend,
you're again gnawing on another wrong bone and mixing up what was said
and how
"I AM" is used in John 8:58 with how it's used in Exodus 3:14, without taking in to account the context and type of verb used
Go and find out what biblical hebrew verb is used
in Exodus 3:14

Jesus, in John 8:58, is saying, before Abraham, "I exist", the audience understood the meaning, and that's why they went ballistic crazy
I, (i.e. Ego) the first-person pronoun,
Exist, (i.e. Eimi), as in "to be" infinitive verb
or "be", "am", "is" present tense first-person verb
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Hebrew Monotheistic Belief A Product Of Religious Syncretism? by MuttleyLaff:
PastorAIO:
The question was simple.
What did He do as Yahweh that was Greater than what he did as El Shaddai?
Your question is not valid because the reasoning behind it, is not valid

PastorAIO:
Ah! You don't know!! no wahala
What you dont know, is that it has nothing to do with "what did He do as Yahweh that was Greater than what he did as El Shaddai"
You're barking up against the wrong tree,
and gnawing on a wrong bone with that your ridiculous "what did He do that was greater than what He did as El Shaddai" sound bite

PastorAIO:
Lolololol!! Alawada Oshi!!
That's you.
You are, the entertaining Alawada kerikeri free comedy here

PastorAIO:
From simple I am that I am you are now extrapolating to I will have to be whatever is necessary for me to have to be.
God replied to Moses, "I AM WHO I AM.
This is what you are to say to the Israelites: I AM has sent me to you."

- Exodus 3:14

No one is extrapolating anywhere or needs to extrapolate.

Context my dear friend, context, context is king,
Hebrew verbs are understood in relation to the context

Look at Exodus 3:14 properly again,
then return back with what the word "eh-yeh" which is transliterated as "hayah" means
and what's the meaning of the "I AM WHO I AM" phrase as used in that context and language.
Whilst at it, please dont mix together english tenses with biblical Hebrew tenses

PastorAIO:
You have now reduced your god to something that is subject to necessity.
http://metaphysicist.com/problems/necessity/
Of course, I recognised that to be true for a long time now
and that is why I know that that egregore that you worship is not the true Divinity
Shàkì, to nsé bí òráà.
Lolololol!! the real Alawada Oshi!!

What an unnecessary and pitiable misuse of the word "egregore"

OK, please convincingly define God and god(s) then.
Exhaustively and to the best of your understanding do this for me please
Do it without holding back, give all your definitions, examples and/or explanations, like as if your life depended on it
Give your perspective, your posturing (i.e. behave in a way that is intended to impress)
Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff:
Dcholeric:
Who or what is the define God?
I will appreciate if you give me a robust information on this.
Dcholeric:
recently I found out that I have been having obe for quite a long time since I was 16 or there about. ( because of my hard core christian foundation I always thought some evil forces were trying to get me)
until I started to find out what the purpose of life is and who God really is ( I somehow stumble on your thread).
I got more enlightened by your thread but I wasn't satisfy with your answers on "who is God ?",
"is Jesus the son of God?" "and is the holy spirit the spirit of God?"
( although I have come to conclude that I will continue believing in Jesus and the holy spirit)
If you spotted it, right there, is the deja vu moment

Dcholeric:
I recently read some articles on astra projection (since you never really explained it, I had to go through a lot of research on net). I have been on this research for long and I found out why it seems I was always choking and like my spirit is trying to leave me frequently in many nights. so I did some practice with the new level of my awareness. In two occasions now I no more feel the choking stuff and I have been able to see around my room. in fact I saw my right feet floating and my left am floating I imaging a ladder to help me separate myself but I was rather too exited that I ignore the ladder and decided to hold my floating leg with my floating hand just to be sure I was not dreaming(I use to be very afraid without the knowledge of AP).but before I could do anything else I got back to reality. the second time I couldn't imaging the ladder but I rolled to the one side of my bed but I immediately found myself right back to my former position again with my arm and leg floating.
I was not afraid but I struggled to separate the rest of my body again but this time I couldn't move any part of my body it was like something very powerful was holding me to paralysis. I got angry and was angrily saying to whatever I felt was holding me down "you self leave me na"
and after some struggle I became frustrated and a little bit scared and so I prayed in Jesus name trying to free myself from the paralysis but I woke in real life.

the reason I was having interest in AP was to get answers to lot of questions on my mind about spirituality and purpose of life and you said it is not necessary for one to hurt others when it comes to this form of spiritual practice
(infact you advised against it, thereby giving me more interest to venture into it).
how come you are now talking of sorcery, magic and pin hurting people?

people like us who are eager to sacrifice for the truth deserve to be told the truth about things
Sarassin:
I am sorry that you found my explanation of God inadequate, I think it is a tall order asking for anyone to explain that to you what I did was give you my understanding. I do not quite remember exactly what I wrote to you but I am sure that somewhere in there I would have written that God is an experience. You have to experience the Divine for yourself.
That said, I am happy that you continue to believe in Jesus and the Holy Spirit, it is important that you are comfortable with your beliefs.
Sarassin:
Coming from an Inclusivist that you are, I am not surprised by this remark One of them has to be the real McCoy Sarassin,
convincingly define God and god please,
Exhaustively and to the best of your understanding do this for me please
Sarassin:
I am happy to do so and indeed have done so in the past but I think we have deviated from the topic of the thread.
MuttleyLaff:
It's your point of view,
your perspective, your posturing (i.e. behave in a way that is intended to impress), I am interested in and not necessarily others
I wasn't intending to set up a Jankara mall or market place thread

As I've said, your definition of the nouns, God and god, is of the most interest to me

Religions are the least of my concern
Talking of religion, you know, as well as I do, what true and pure religion is anyway, so anyone believing in anything else (e.g. Christianity, Islam, Buddism, Hinduism, Penterascalism/Pentecostalism etcetera) parading itself otherwise are just kidding themselves
Sarassin:
In that case I would say simply;

In relation to mankind I see God as the Divine sentience, a universal presence, progenitor of ever-present change and unitary of opposites.
I see gods or more specifically, what I term fundamental deities as the various attributes or emanations of the Divine presence.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck,
make no mistake that it probably is a duck, because then, it could be a dragon doing a duck impersonation

Dcholeric:
which is the first reason I don't fully trust Christians who just come to tell me to believe everything they preach without concrete explanation on procedures and happenings.
I would like you to help me out with why I couldn't separate myself even though I sincerely wanted to and why you now associate sorcery, magic and pin hurting/ hurting people part with AP.
THANKS
There are many so-called doctrines people were raised with and forced to believe without concrete explanations, that are not truths at all and so need unlearning
To start with, people need to gain or acquire knowledge about themselves that they dont want to be called or addressed Christian
just as much like they wouldnt want to be called or addressed a nigger
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Hebrew Monotheistic Belief A Product Of Religious Syncretism? by MuttleyLaff:
PastorAIO:
I don't need references. I asked a question which was two fold.
1. What great acts did Yahweh do that he didn't do the like of before moses.
What did he do in Egypt that was greater than flooding the whole world with water?
What did he do that was greater than confounding the language of the whole world.
What did he do that was more than making a geriatric woman bear a child?
What did he do that was greater than destroying two great cities with a fire from heaven?
God said it already that He did all those as El-Shaddai aka God Almighty

Two words, in a way that arouses curiosity or interest, were used in Exodus 6:3.
They are "appeared" and "revealed"

PastorAIO:
2. How did the acts subsequent to meeting Moses reflect the meaning of his name 'I Am who I am'?
Wouldnt you like to know, ha-ha-haaah

JMAN05:
Flooding the whole earth was Abraham Isaac and Jacob there when it happened?
Were they there when languages were scattered?
An old woman bear a child was not a miracle Isaac and Jacob saw.

Again all those performances were little compared to what God did in the view of many Israelites
The condition, the background, the setting for all those performances are different to those of the Isrealites

Interestingly, "reveal my name, Yahweh, to them" is about making the important information known, especially one of a personal nature,
where God is going to do whatever it is and/or that's necessary, to free the Israelites
or where God, embarking on freeing the Israelites and bringing them to Canaan
is showing the willingness to be whatever it will take God to be, in having the Israelites free and brought to Canaan.

That is the essense of the meaning of YHWH,
I will exist because I will exist, I exist because I exist, I Am who I Am, I will be who I will be, I Am who I Am, I am that which exist etcetera

Note that I used etcetera
and mind you PastorAIO, I used it for obvious and very good reasons

This essence was not revealed to Abraham, to Isaac nor to Jacob

JMAN05:
I don't know what u are up against honestly.
All you need to know is that, he is barking up against the wrong tree, gnawing on a wrong bone
The 2:12pm On Oct 07 post has too many faux pas and more holes than a Swiss cheese
If not, how can he be juxtaposing English tenses with biblical Hebrew tenses (i.e. a language based on time with a language based on action)
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Is Waiting For Women In Trousers: Escape It!!! What are your thoughts? by MuttleyLaff: 9:45pm On Oct 08, 2017
Image123:
Can money make someone go to hell?
Regrettably and a sense of tragedy, money can make someone go to "hell"

Image123:
If you believe in Jesus, and have the love of money or serve it, are you going to hell?
22On hearing this, Jesus told him,
“You still lack one thing:
Sell everything you own and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven.
Then come, follow Me.”
23But when the ruler heard this, he became very sad, because he was extremely wealthy.
24Seeing the man’s sorrow, Jesus said,
“How hard it is for the rich to enter the kingdom of God.
25Indeed, it is easier for a camel to pass through an eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.”

- Luke 18:22-25
Apparently, there is a thin line separating believe in Jesus and having the love of money or serving it
Wander off that borderline, in the wrong direction, possibly is going to likely lead to "hell"

analice107:
It is Lust for the things we need to do with money that makes us do anything to make the money, hence sin. The root is lust.

What he is saying is this, Accepting Christ into our lives gives us a new nature. That nature helps us overcome lust and every other sinful act. But a rejection of Christ leaves you dead and susceptible to all the satanic radicals.

What ultimately takes us to hellfire is indeed a rejection of Christ, because it is with the new nature he gives we can access his kingdom.
For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.
Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs.

- 1 Timothy 6:10
Christianity Etc › Re: Hell Is Waiting For Women In Trousers: Escape It!!! What are your thoughts? by MuttleyLaff: 9:45pm On Oct 08, 2017
ColdSun:
There are masculine and feminine trousers. A feminine trouser won't fit a man properly without adjustments and vice versa. So the best advice is for women to stick to trousers designed for them.
Image123:
What is wrong with females wearing masculine trousers?
analice107:
And that Deut. talks about male apparels.
when that law was given no one wore trousers. Jesus Christ never wore trousers.
They all wore garments but you could tell the males garments from the females. Who came up with this trouser issue in the Bible sef?
ColdSun:
I can't remember the particular passage but the bible says a man should not wear a woman's cloth and vice versa.
It is in OP original post

Image123:
Good. So, it is wrong for a woman to wear masculine trousers?
Like analice107 pointed out, Deuteronomy 22:5, is about sexes (i.e. male and female) not wearing each other's apparels
So, adding to Image123's question
Is it wrong for sexes (i.e. male and female) to wrap partners' towel round waists before going to and after having baths?
C'mon now, almost every household husbands and wives do this
Christianity Etc › Re: Is The Hebrew Monotheistic Belief A Product Of Religious Syncretism? by MuttleyLaff:
PastorAIO:
Please address the parts that I bolded and highlighted in red.
They are the basis of this interpretation and they are all obviously speculations.

Really? What about when Jacob asked the very same question?

29 Then Jacob asked him, “Please tell me your name.” But he said, “Why is it that you ask my name?” And there he blessed him.
Genesis 32

What were the circumstances of Israel when Jacob asked that same question? What about the fact that in those ancient times to know the name of a god was considered as having the power to summon the god?

Now the Majesty of Ra was the creator of heaven and earth, of gods, men, and cattle, of fire, and the breath of life; and he ruled over gods and men. And Isis saw his might, the might that reached over heaven and earth, before which all gods and men bowed; and she longed in her heart for that power, that thereby she should be greater than the gods and have dominion over men.

There was but one way to obtain that power. By the knowledge of his own name did Ra rule, and none but himself knew that secret name. Whosoever could learn the secret, to that one—god or man—would belong the dominion over all the world, and even Ra himself must be in subjection. Jealously did Ra guard his secret, and kept it ever in his breast, lest it should be taken from him, and his power diminished.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/egy/ael/ael13.htm


A true name is a name of a thing or being that expresses, or is somehow identical to, its true nature. The notion that language, or some specific sacred language, refers to things by their true names has been central to philosophical study as well as various traditions of magic, religious invocation and mysticism (mantras) since antiquity.
The ancient Jews considered God's true name so potent that its invocation conferred upon the speaker tremendous power over His creations. To prevent abuse of this power, as well as to avoid blasphemy, the name of God was always taboo, and increasingly disused so that by the time of Jesus their High Priest was supposedly the only individual who spoke it aloud — and then only in the Holy of Holies upon the Day of Atonement.[5]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_name

These are facts about the attitude of ancient people to names. Even in yoruba till this day they believe that if you can know the true Oriki of an object you will access all the powers inherent in the objects. These names form the incantations which are used to prepare herbs and various objects for various uses.

Now if the people of Israel already knew the name 'Jehovah' and Moses was told to tell them that 'jehovah' sent him then what a nonsense to say that Elohim or Adonai 'would not have meant much to them'. It wouldn't have meant anymore or anyless than Jehovah which they knew a long time already.


Yet in all this you haven't demonstrated how Jehovah changed after he revealed his name to Moses. What did he do thereafter that he hadn't done before. Did he kill more people than he killed in the flood? Did he confuse the languages of the Whole world tenfold? Did he make a barren woman have children, like Sarah? What exactly did he do that reflects the name Jehovah that he hadn't done before?


Now, on the name Jehovah, your write up now demonstrates a willingness to go against the entirety of Theology just to wriggle out of this tight spot.
You have now resorted to making God a temporal Creature. Subject to time like everything else. you changed 'I Am' to 'I am becoming'. Either the writer is theologically and philosophically daft or he is just trying to be disingenuous. Talkng about the relation of the verb Ehyer to Hayah. These are just tenses. They are related the same way Running is related to Ran, or Will Run. Past tense, present tense, future tense, Present continuous.... etc.

That is not the idea that the name represents to Jews, certainly not to Jesus. To become means that you are evolving. You become what you were not yesterday. I become great means that I wasn't great before.
Becoming occurs in time/temporally so in order for Jehovah to become he has to be subject to Time.
This idea transcends the Hebrew language and can be translated into other languages ( so there is no hiding behind any fake hebrew ha'yah, which is actually the past tense ). In fact it is translated to Greek in the New Testament.

Jesus said unto them, Verily, verily, I say unto you, Before Abraham was, I am.
John 8:58

'I am' in Greek is Ego Eimi. Jesus did not say before Abraham I am becoming. The idea is that he transcends time, this is Jesus' understanding of the name of God but then if you feel you know more than Jesus in this matter I cannot hold you.

The joke inside is that some people like Muttleylaff who isn't even a JW will jump on the bandwagon
because he thinks that it is a way out of the cesspit that he has dug himself into.
https://i57.tinypic.com/34sp9j4.gif
My reaction when I read my mention
and all you wrote about it

You can't see the wood for the trees
and thats why you dont understand the joke
(i.e. YHWH, aka Yahweh, or aka Jehovah, the personal name of God)

The joke is a very serious thing
and if there's truth behind the joke inside
then my way of joking, to tell the truth, it shall be

Who ever laughs, before hearing the punchline to a joke anyway?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff: 12:18am On Oct 02, 2017
Sarassin:
If you had petitioned an angel and your petition gained the consent of the angel
any one of those signs occurring spontaneously within seven days of your written petition would be a sign of consent.
At any other time it is just what it is.
I am sorry, if I hurt your feelings
but this piece and the original one, honestly are either balderdash, a charade or else it's some other thing

Sarassin:
There are no tricks here,
I maintain that your view of the Angelic choir is informed by your biblical background only
View of Angelic choir indeed, this made me laugh
You mean the Angelic choir singing and praising God, saying:
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom His favor rests!

Sarassin:
and this is why you insist that angel’s granting petitions must be corrupt messengers
You've misunderstood and misinterpreted my remark
Angels are celestial beings that have stations, responsibilities and/or assigned task
These celestial beings are dedicated and conscientious who take their duties very seriously
The allegiance of these celestial beings is to Elohim alone
They are under the authority of Elohim
so what's with this thing of side-stepping or avoiding Elohim and comfortable with dealing directly with surbordinates (i.e. angels)

It is only a corrupt person that will be granting petitions over things he doesnt create, manufacture, invent or produce

Sarassin:
It is not what I think, it is what I know.
Yes, you can summon an angel if you know what you are doing
Ah-ha, so it's if you know what you're doing

Sarassin:
It is a different matter entirely if the angel in question responds to you.
Angels are aspects of the Divine, granting petitions in your favour if it is in your best interest is well within the remit of the Throne angels or even the Angelic choir.
For instance we invoke or ‘summon’ Archangel Michael to grant us protection when needed, it is within his remit.
You mean, a la like: Aladdin's Genie in a bottle,
just like that, your wish is my command

Sarassin:
The circumstances for petitioning are outlined in the thread.
Angels have their responsibilities
Angels have their responsibilities is exactly the point.
They are celestial beings who are dedicated, conscientious & take their duties very seriously
They dont skive, dont avoid work or duty by shying away from their delivery responsibilities
so why is it necessary to petition them, what are they being petitioned about?

The buck stops with Elohim,
the Angels/celestial beings havent a say in the matter of granting petitions or making decision on things they dont create, produce or manufacture

Sarassin:
You can petition an angel who has responsibility over an issue that concerns you,
I gave the example of Michael for protection and also Raphael for health matters.
You may petition an angel every day of the week if you desire,
it does not mean the angel will respond to your every whim
You've all along, with reckless extent being abusing the word petition, by using it, in conjunction with angels
The sooner you recognise "petitioning an angel" is an indelible flaw, the better

Sarassin:
Why do you consider petitioning an angel as going around Elohim if an angel is merely carrying out its responsibilities?
The fact that you are not aware of its responsibilities does not negate them.
What for are the angels petitioned about?
The angels' responsibilities has nothing to do with production or manufacturing.
Doing deliveries are them carrying out their responsibilities
They dont manufacture wealth or produce healing/health, Elohim does all that, they just deliver
so Elohim, the product Manufacturer/Producer, always ought to be the port of call when in need of a product or have product issues requiring attended to

Sarassin:
@bolded. I do not wish to discuss other methods at this time
You want to keep a lid on it? I can live with that.
Momma RIP, raised me well enough, to know, when to respect other people's wishes

Sarassin:
Hahaha very funny!
Tickled your funny bone there, did I?
but you find it's true now, after continuing further reading

Sarassin:
This idea of yours that somehow established protocols are being circumvented by petitioning angels is anachronistic
Anachronism doesnt even remotely come into play here
You're just using the word as a red herring

Directly petitioning Elohim, INSTEAD of petitioning the subordinates, has always being the order of the day
and so petitioning angels is actually an uncalled for, wasteful use of energy & resource

When you have a problem with a product, you dont petition Royal Mail, the United States Postal Service, NIPOST, DHL etcetera about it,
you petition the product manufacturer and not petition any of those outfits

Royal Mail, the United States Postal Service, NIPOST, DHL etcetera are "angels" with the responsibility of the safe delivery of product(s) or package(s),
they return undelivered product(s) or package(s) back to the point of sale manufacturer/sender

Royal Mail, the United States Postal Service, NIPOST, DHL etcetera dont and cant grant petitions on product(s) or package(s) they dont manufacture
so petitioning either of them would be a completely waste of time and pointless effort

You feel me now?

Sarassin:
Of course one can petition Elohim too
Of course one can petition Elohim too, you say
then why not at the slightest instance or opportunity petition Elohim first instead of sucking up to angels
I am not disrespecting angels their for a second there,
as they already all do a great work without needing humans yakking in their ears and definitely barking at the wrong tree

Sarassin:
but since as you mentioned, Qabalah teachings are fanciful then I shall refrain from tickling your ribs any further.
No, dont refrain on my account.
Go ahead. I am a glutton for fanciful posts

Sarassin:
Apology accepted
Good sport

Sarassin:
You are wrong, as usuual grin
You would say that, wont you grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff:
Sarassin:
Raphael may signify his consent by a bird entering your home or nesting near your house or garden.
The gift of a bird, a gift or the sudden blooming of yellow flowers, the sudden appearance of a weed
(especially in a wall, roof, or between building blocks),
a dream of monkeys or hearing a story about them,
a plague of flies or any gift ornamented with a design incorporating birds, monkeys, or flies, are signs of Raphael's consent.

To receive visitors unexpectedly; to experience an increase in your incoming mail, to make a surprise journey, or to see quick, darting lights;
the gift of a mirror or the accidental breaking of one— any of these omens, appearing within the seven days, are a sign of the Archangel Raphael's acquiescence to your petition.

The symbols of Raphael to be hand drawn in the grid as shown in the fig attached are the sign of Gemini the Twins;
the sign of Virgo, the symbol of the planet Mercury and Raphael's personal sign, a bird's head
I had to go catch up on this thread
and I couldnt believe what my eyes were reading
Throwing hands up in the air what's all these bolded above about? Old wives' tales?

I remember, 20 years ago, no one found it funny, when at around 9:00pm - 11:00 pm, a small bird flew into my flat on the 20th floor
Hygyiene apart, arent swarming flies or a plague of flies indication and/or symptoms of paranormal activity?

When we dont get the house's guttering regularly cleaned, of course weeds appears on roof cos of seeds dropped by perched or over-flying birds
Households that dont settle or fully pay their bills on time get an increase in incoming mail
Spammers too for the purposes of advertising, phishing, or spreading malware cause increase in incoming mail

Sarassin:
Your bolded comments are patently untrue
OK, let me rephrase it this way (i.e. Naijas can relate to this parlance)
You dont pray to and/or petition angels messengers,
except they are the other kinds of angels messengers (i.e. fallen angels corrupt messengers)

Sarassin:
The limitations of your religion are all too evident here
Dont try to trick, you know who I am. It doesnt work
The religion, I practise and believe in, has no limitations
James 1:27 is instructive

Sarassin:
whereas Angels transcend any and all religions and are messengers of the Divine
you seem to seek to shrink fit what Angels can or cannot do to fit within the remit of your religion,
understandably but incredibly narrow-minded in my view
Angels aka "malach"; aka "malaika" in Western Naija parlance, are celestial beings
and I am glad you admit angels are messengers of the Divine, as that's what the word actually means
but you seem to think it's OK to SUMMON angels, to directly, present one's suit to or make a formal application to them

The decision making on the requests, prayers, applications etcetera
and the responsibility for granting those decisions aren't within the angels' area of activity
so why the need side-stepping Elohim and to invoke or petition angels?

Sarassin:
Just to be clear, NONE of the Archangels or Angels whose invocatory process I have described in this thread are fallen angels,
their names and attributes are clearly expressed,
they are not Goetia demons or whatever else you are trying to superimpose on what I posted.
I am sorry.
I've just read where you strongly said the angels whose invocatory process you've described are not "fallen angels"
I didnt or wasnt deliberately trying to superimpose Goetia demons or whatever else on them

Sarassin:
Nobody said angels take commands from people, the word I used was petition… one seeks their grace and favour.
Why petitioning angels then?
Under what circumstances is seeking angels' grace and favour permitted and good for?

Again, I reiterate, doesnt the buck stop with Elohim?
So why the need side-stepping Elohim and to invoke or petition angels?
Especially when the responsibility for granting those decisions aren't within the angels' area of activity

Sarassin:
People have angelic encounters in different ways, it is Divine Grace.
Encounters are different from petitioning, I encounter angels in different ways
No one to my knowledge had suggested that encounters are same as petitioning

Encounters means meeting, come up against, run into, come into or make contact with angel(s)
Petitioning means present one's suit to, praying to, asking, begging, call on, make a formal application to, appealing to, pleading to angel(s)

Sarassin:
however when I petition an Angel it is for specificity, there is a clear difference
Hmm, specificity indeed.
OK, hmm, answer these questions then
1) Is there a limit to the specificity the angel can be petitioned for?
2) Instead of directly petitioning Elohim,
when do you deem it OK and why necessary to go past or round Elohim, to petition the angel(s)?

Sarassin:
Invoking an Angel or Archangel through a petition is just one method and there are others.
What are the other methods of invoking them, apart from petition please?

Sarassin:
Even though you dismissively refer to petitioning as “shenanigans” the practice of invoking angels predates Christianity,
it is a teaching of High Qabalah, teachings without which Christianity cannot even begin to infer the existence of the Angels let alone how to contact them
The petitioning, the practice of invoking angels
and the teaching of High Qabalah, like that of Kabbalah's (i.e. Kabbalistic teachings)
dismissively are shenanigans because they are amusing, humorous, and interestingly over-imaginative guessworks

Sarassin:
It is perfectly acceptable for you to state that invoking Archangels is not Christian practice,
I am less concerned about that, obviously I am not teaching Christian practice
Obviously, you find it perfectly acceptable promoting how to circumvent protocols and established way of doing something like petitioning
By established way, I mean, directly petitioning Elohim, INSTEAD of petitioning the subordinates
(@^^^ edited as I meant to type INSTEAD)

I careless about Christian practice, I am less concerned about that, and obviously I am not holding brief for Christian practice

Sarassin:
you made an error in suggesting that I was promulgating the invocation of “Fallen Angels”
and that is simply untrue
I am sorry.
It is true I made an error, as I didnt go over the post(s) with a fine-tooth comb
Having properly, read the concerned posts, I can see it was a lazy assumption I made, that you're promoting the invocation of “Fallen Angels”

I still maintain, though that, one doesn't summon, pray to and/or petition angels, except they are the other kinds of angels (i.e. fallen angels)
Christianity Etc › Re: The Essential Doctrines For All Christians To Believe by MuttleyLaff: 12:24pm On Oct 01, 2017
walls01:
just as I send myself
What you mean by "just as I send myself"?
Can you send yourself, to be at the same time, in more than one place?

walls01:
where in the Bible are you quoting?
Where in the Bible am I quoting what?
I dont understand or know what you are asking me
Christianity Etc › Re: The Middle Path by MuttleyLaff: 12:03pm On Oct 01, 2017
Ranchhoddas:
@last paragraph...
Is it possible to encounter Angels/Archangels without petitioning them in the manner described?
The angel of Yahweh encamps around those who fear him, and delivers them
- Psalm 34:7

15When the servant of the man of God got up and went out early the next morning, an army with horses and chariots had surrounded the city.
“Oh no, my lord! What shall we do?” the servant asked.
16“Don’t be afraid,” the prophet answered.
“Those who are with us are more than those who are with them.”
17And Elisha prayed, “Open his eyes, Lord, so that he may see.”
Then the Lord opened the servant’s eyes,
and he looked and saw the hills full of horses and chariots of fire all around Elisha.

- 2 Kings 6:15-17

Praise the Yahweh, you angels, you mighty ones who carry out his plans,
listening for each of his commands

- Psalm 103:20

My God sent his angel and he shut the lions’ mouths, and they have not harmed me,
because I was found blameless before Him;
and also before you, O king, I have done no harm.”

- Daniel 6:22

What are all the angels?
They are spirits sent to serve those who are going to receive salvation

- Hebrews 1:14

Don't forget to show hospitality to strangers,
for some who have done this have entertained angels without realizing it!

- Hebrews 13:2

For He will give His angels orders concerning you, to protect you in all your ways.
- Psalm 91:11

And there came two angels to Sodom at even;
and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing them rose up to meet them;
and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;

- Genesis 19:1

Then the devil went away, and angels came and took care of Jesus
- Matthew 4:11

Some are searching for someone's else demon(s), that can play well with theirs

It is possible to encounter Angels/Archangels without petitioning them in the manner described

You dont pray to and/or petition angels, except they are the other kinds of angels (i.e. fallen angels)
Angels take commands/orders from God, not from human beings
Angel run errands at God's command, and arent at human beings' beck and call
They are ready to do thing(s) for anyone, any time God asks, not when human beings petitions
They answer to God, not to humans

Why petition angels, when we learn from Psalm 34:7, 2 Kings 6:15-17, Daniel 6:22 and Psalm 91:11,
that no matter what lies ahead, angels are always despatched and mostly already there to help or assist.

I dont meet Angels/Archangels with any of those shenanigans
nor petition Angels/Archangels in the manner(s) described on this thread
yet, I encounter Angels/Archangels regularly,
they always appear, right on cue, and yes, unsummoned by me

Sarassin:
Angels very rarely interfere in our lives unless we have asked them to
but they do have subtle ways of making their presence known. There are other methods of entreating the angels too.
You develop a relationship with an angel and they will (if they choose to do so) manifest in ways that you can recognise them.
If one has inner vision they can be seen as they are.

My personal experience is that whenever I travel to another country, an angel makes its presence known to me through somebody out of the blue simply offering me assistance, it could be something as innocuous as help with a bag, or as happened fairly recently, I arrived at a regional airport in heavy rainfall and someone handed me an umbrella just like that, smiled and walked off. The problem of course was that strange guys offering me assistance was a bit unnerving so I entreated the angel, saying please send me pretty women instead of these scary looking buggers! Big mistake, strange gorgeous women giving me stuff and doing things for me in foreign countries does not go down well if you're with the family!
My personal experience(s) of unexpectingly meeting Angels/Archangels
are similar to the "Incarnations of God" in Joan of Arcadia, (i.e. CBS/Barbara Hall Productions)
where God appears in the form of various people to Joan

I also remember, like it's yesterday, when I met the angel of death.
My memory is a little foggy, as it was ten years ago,
and so cant remember fully the encounter and conversation we had
but I do remember immediately telling others after, that I've just bumped into this unmistaken angel of death

The odd times, some come or go by unsavoury,
and depending on the degree of this, it can be off-putting
and this makes you feel sorry about not wanting to make more than it's necessary contact, in those kind of circumstances.
Christianity Etc › Re: Chris Oyakhilome Visits His Mum In Benin,see How She Welcomed Him(photo) by MuttleyLaff: 4:42am On Sep 29, 2017
costandi:
This isn't his mother!
donnie:
Something is wrong. That doesn't look like Pastor Chris' mum, facially.
Also, his mum is hardly ever that dramatic. Always exhibits poise.

The man of God probably just favored some old lady as his custom is.
petra1:
You're right . That's not his mum . Well he treat every elderly as dad and mum anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9gxyhp2XRc

Looks like same woman in above video

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