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walls01:brother, I will use anything, burning fire bush, film, or whatnot to explain the awesomeness of God If a mere Agent Smith, can multiply self, like watched in that few minutes video-clip, imagine God doing His version, with great finesse You do agree and accept that it is a stunt, what God pulled, whilst still in heaven, came down to earth, as Jesus Christ? |
chalantmike:Dont you get it? Why would Jethro be a high priest of Yahweh, when the high priest title and office started with Aaron, hmm? chalantmike:You sure like consoling yourself with the thought that Jethro only had knowledge of Yahweh, without at all worshipping Yahweh, before meeting Moses chalantmike:Dont you lnow that Jethro moved away from your side of the stick You better, pronto, do same too chalantmike:And the Scripture was fulfilled that says, "Abraham believed God, and it was credited to him as righteousness," and he was called a friend of God - James 2:23 Jethro worshipped Yahweh, obviously alongside worshipping other gods but later soon realised that Yahweh is superior to other gods, by accepting and admitting this Isaac was the promised child, so it is understandable, that Jethro strayed but hey, he turned round to God, he move away from chalantmike:No, you actually have to and need to be a christian The people of Antioch coined that christian word, and by a twist of fate, it actually is just the right name for all impure(s) trying to access certain secret/power that's unique to the bible chalantmike:So you think the grass is greener on the The road to "hell" is paved with good intentions chalantmike:Points have been made clear At least, you've had the opportunity to brush up and see light chalantmike:You were taken aback and dazed. If you werent, you wouldnt have mistook people for each other chalantmike:You won? What's the use, if you're to lose the soul Who does the pathetic win epp? |
It's not like there was casting for someone to play the tool, so why the auditioning |
PastorAIO:It's obvious am not in the mood of playing your stewpid games with you. The bandwagon was set up, but you jumped on it first, duh. SMH |
PastorAIO:That verse about King Asa, just proves, the point and confirms that consistency straight on to the end matters. You don't cut off the nose to spite the face |
PastorAIO:I am not surprised you managed to not be able to differentiate between "jumped on to a bandwagon" and "mentioned" I proffered those Exodus verses to show the different sources of secrets and to highlight how the magicians of Egypt copied Moses' wonder(s), but then, instead of staying lying down, you jumped up onto the bandwagon, waving in the air Acts 7:22 Your Acts 7:22 was countered with the Solomon verse and then the ping pong etcetera continued up till before you spat out the soother "Ai tete mu ole, ole nmu oloko" loosely meaning "Pulling a fast one, trying to deflect attention from self by deceitfully labelling innocents as liars Farm marauder accusing farmer owner of theft" |
PastorAIO:"Pretty please" or acting with the utmost decorum, would have made me oblige Sneering is one of my biggest pet peeves, I know it is a reaction from a wounded pride but I am not buying it, so pack it in PastorAIO:SMH. And he persists in mendacity. You're having people believe and still maintaining the impression that pharmakeia is entirely good and honest and saying so because it is from which we get the modern word Pharmacy I am not going to fall out with you because you know, that, pharmakeia, back in the day, has a sinister and different meaning, (i.e. means magic, witchcraft, drug-related sorcery, enchantment, the use or the administering of drugs, medicine, poisoning or spells) as opposed to the meaning associated with the modern word Pharmacy which was first recorded in 1833, for a place where drugs are prepared and dispensed OK, for an example, a pharmacist is NOT a witch, if not in the business of handing out drugs and other similar or familiar things to people, to use for gaining contact with principalities, powers of the spirit world, the rulers of the darkness of this world, spiritual wickedness in high places When a "pharmacist" offers you, say, "flakka" or "bath salts", that right there, is your typical proof of a pharmacist being a witch PastorAIO:Is there no balm in Gilead? Is there no physician there? Why then has not the health of the daughter of my people been restored? - Jeremiah 8:22 On hearing this, Jesus told them, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick. I have not come to call the righteous, but sinners." - Mark 2:17 Jesus answered, "It is not the healthy who need a doctor, but the sick - Luke 5:31 A woman was there who had been suffering from chronic bleeding for twelve years. Although she had spent all she had on doctors, no one could heal her - Luke 8:43 You're reading too much into my remark my friend and made it appear different from the way it really was typed You're beginning to behave like a, You've twisted my response and taken it out of context, to make me go down "the" road with you but you're going it alone, as I pass, going with you so I leave the hypotheticals and the speculation to you The above useful and informative verses, carry the point, you tried twisting |
chalantmike:SMH chalantmike:SMH, ffs... You better brush up your coding skills because I wont strain myself trying to make heads or tails of your post, next time you play this prank. chalantmike:Of course, I already know the answer and it is obvious I asked the question for your benefit chalantmike:He never claimed to be a high priest of God he, understandably, simply was priest of Midian chalantmike:SMH, apart from Abraham's unique and special son's name, please list the names of his other children Connect the dots from the names, to see the "affiliation with the Isreal" and how Jethro would have had prior knowledge of Yahweh PS: I've seen you've now gone to brush up info, looking up Jethro's geneology and etcetera chalantmike:am pretty sure you're beginning to realise you're out of your depth and know really nothing, about the matter chalantmike:I dont know why you are bandying high priest about Why would Jethro ever had been a high priest, he is the third priest, after Melchizedek and Potipherah; mentioned in the bible Jethro was a priest of Midian Of course, the high priest title and office instituted by Yahweh, didnt start before Aaron, the elder brother of Moses If you know the roles of the high priests, then you'll know why "Jethro was not a high priest of Yahweh" chalantmike:9Jethro rejoiced over all the good things the LORD had done for Israel when He rescued them from the power of the Egyptians. 10“Praise the LORD, Jethro exclaimed, “who rescued you from Pharaoh and the power of the Egyptians and snatched the people from the power of the Egyptians. 11Now I know that Yahweh is greater than all gods, because He did wonders when the Egyptians acted arrogantly against Israel.” 12Then Jethro, Moses’ father-in-law, brought a burnt offering and sacrifices to God, and Aaron came with all the elders of Israel to eat a meal with Moses’ father-in-law in God’s presence. - Exodus 18:9-12 Correction, though a friend of God, not just by name but also in nature, he stll hung on to few of his own deity(ies) but then in Exodus 18:11, he was won over and came round eventually chalantmike:You have no point You're missing the point that Balaam got his comeuppance in the end If not for the donkey, he would have been dead meat, taken out earlier chalantmike:In the fourth generation your descendants will come back here, for the sin of the Amorites has not yet reached its full measure." - Genesis 15:16 God permits, all, fill cups with sin before judgment Balaam was filling up his cup and storing up the wrath of God chalantmike:Yep, but Balaam wasnt sensible, or was he? chalantmike:You're writing gibberish again chalantmike:Vines don't have branches? SMH. I have told you once before and will here, repeat it again You are more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles chalantmike:You're unbelievably obstinate Dude, get this straight, true vine is different from false vine(s). OK? chalantmike:analice107 has spared your blushes and you still dont know half of the story of Jethro chalantmike:My survival instincts are kicking in and so I have to leg it anyway, before you bore me to death with another untidy, weak, unappetizing, off-putting and carelessly presented post chalantmike:https://gifyu.com/images/steadylaugh.gif He was feeling the landing hooks analice107 with heavy jabs, was left right and centre pummeling him mercilessly he dazedly thought it was MuttleyLaff |
analice107:He must think Moses is losing it Just let him tell what Jethro's personal name is and what it means Also to mention who was the other person in the Bible, way before Moses, God identified Jethro's personal name with |
chalantmike:We have a crusader There wasnt any established point in your post, it must have been a mote point then chalantmike:But it is true now, isnt it chalantmike:Are you shocked or surprised at that? What is the Deity's name? What is Moses' father in-law personal name and what does it mean? chalantmike:Exodus 18:1; Exodus 18:7; Exodus 18:9; Exodus 18:10; Exodus 18:12 Do you know the name of the other person mentioned in the bible, that had the kind of relationship Moses'father in-law shared with God? Tell if you do chalantmike:Let Christians speak for themselves I am not holding brief for Christians chalantmike:By now Balaam realized that the LORD was determined to bless Israel, so he did not resort to divination as before. Instead, he turned and looked out toward the wilderness - Numbers 24:1 SMH, forgive, I apologize in advance to everyone, you are another one, more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles chalantmike:Balak's messengers, who were elders of Moab and Midian, taking with them the fee for divination, set out with money to pay Balaam to place a curse upon Israel. They went to Balaam and delivered Balak's message to him - Numbers 22:7 All five of the Midianite kings--Evi, Rekem, Zur, Hur, and Reba--died in the battle. They also killed Balaam son of Beor with the sword - Numbers 31:8 So, people who think they are standing firmly should be careful that they don't fall - 1 Corinthians 10:12 I am not going to be bothered with bringing in Numbers 22:21-35 nor mention Joshua 24:9-10 suffice to say, Balaam was not punished for his disobedience, he was punished by greed and his disobedience Oh oh, never mind, you'll soon slowly but surely begin to get it chalantmike:SMH, whats to read in 2 Kings 3:27? chalantmike:"1I am the true vine, and My Father is the keeper of the vineyard. 2He cuts off every branch in Me that bears no fruit, and every branch that does bear fruit, He prunes to make it even more fruitful. 5Yes, I am the vine; you are the branches. Those who remain in me, and I in them, will produce much fruit. For apart from me you can do nothing - John 15:1-2; 5 You say "the branches is not the problem", but how cant you see that, the branches are the farking problems brother chalantmike:There I go again, I was expecting to read something serious or worthwhile Now, you owe me my time back, wasted, on reading this piece of garbage and crummy post chalantmike:Yes, you are, derailing the thread, with your increasingly comical and repulsive evidence(s) of confused thinking |
chalantmike:The adjective suits you more than anyone else chalantmike:So? chalantmike: MuttleyLaff:Did I have to really quote myself in order to show you're constipated with ignorance & barking up against the wrong tree |
PastorAIO:That is one aspect of sorcery What of the flip side? PastorAIO:SMH. Deductive fallacy PastorAIO:Christians? That term or word, totally is a misnomer but that is not germane to the thread's title and original post Truth decay, lies and misinformation That is what happens, what people get, when they refuse to brush up on the bible themselves |
PastorAIO:Please dont bother wasting sarcasms over someone who's careless of sarky comments PastorAIO:We both know what "focus" and "distractions" means to each other PastorAIO:It's you who first jumped on to the Egypt and Moses bandwagon. So yup, I made the counterpoint, that not all secrets come from God, as can be seen from the first of the signs and wonders in the land of Egypt, the magicians made an exact copy of Then I made another counter-point, that, if, like you've pointed out, that Moses was instructed in all the wisdom of the Egyptians, you failed noting that the combined wisdom of the East and all the wisdom of the Egyptians, is no match for the wisdom Solomon got, which is wisdom that comes directly from God or that has God as the only source of it PastorAIO:Never waste time trying to preach to those who cant admit that dabbling into occult and sorcery can be a slippery slope Analice107, to a great extent, preached on this thread to someone involved with the occult and sorcery, but after a long time, it became obvious she is whistling in the wind and preaching to the wrong choir |
walls01: walls01: MuttleyLaff: walls01: MuttleyLaff:The above is the exact circumstances or background to how and why I typed that which you are referencing to Did you watch the small video clip at all? Did you see how Agent Smith was multiplying? Is it far fetch or difficult to believe that God can do more and better than multiplying Himself like done by Agent Smith, in that film? |
PastorAIO:Exactly. He starved his focus and fed the distractions Change your priorities and you change your life. It's that simple |
walls01:Yes, because according to the facts or the exact meaning of the word son, He is, the Son of God Mind you, as many as received Him, to such ordinary humans, have been given the power to be called sons of God too walls01: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb8KZps4woA Those arent brothers in the above video, that's one person, Agent Smith, of the film Matrix Just look at that! Beautiful isnt it? That's child play for God to do Plenty of reasons 1.) Scripture prophesised that God will come down to earth as a human being 2.) Jesus didnt correct people that addressed Him by saying: My Lord, My God 3.) God's personal name is no secret, Jesus, three times admitted that He bears this personal name 4.) God simultaneously can be in more one place at a time (i.e. be in Heaven and earth at the same time) walls01:How do you mean misquoted? Show what you have and give all you have that is misquoted Do you mean mistranslated and not misquoted? |
PastorAIO:8And likewise did he for all his foreign wives, who burnt incense and sacrificed to their gods. 9And Yahweh was angry with Solomon, because his heart was turned away from Yahweh, the God of Israel, who had appeared to him twice, - 1 Kings 11:8-9 What a tragedy... |
RighteousI: analice107:Both can analice107:6So she went down to the threshing floor and did according to all that her mother-in-law had commanded her. 7When Boaz had eaten and drunk and his heart was merry, he went to lie down at the end of the heap of grain; and she came secretly, and uncovered his feet and lay down. 8It happened in the middle of the night that the man was startled and bent forward; and behold, a woman was lying at his feet. 9He said, “Who are you?” And she answered, “I am Ruth your maid. So spread your covering over your maid, for you are a close relative.” 10Then he said, “May you be blessed of the LORD, my daughter. You have shown your last kindness to be better than the first by not going after young men, whether poor or rich. 11“Now, my daughter, do not fear. I will do for you whatever you ask, for all my people in the city know that you are a woman of excellence. 12“Now it is true I am a close relative; however, there is a relative closer than I. 13“Remain this night, and when morning comes, if he will redeem you, good; let him redeem you. But if he does not wish to redeem you, then I will redeem you, as the LORD lives. Lie down until morning.” 14So she lay at his feet until morning and rose before one could recognize another; and he said, “Let it not be known that the woman came to the threshing floor.” - Ruth 3:6-14 Ruth found Boaz, didnt she? analice107:Arrogance is unfounded, I think you've misunderstood the brother Once bitten twice shy The contemplation of God finding wives for anyone stopped, after Adam ungratefully accused God of finding a wife (i.e. the woman aka Eve) for him The responsibility of finding wives, then shifted from God and fell upon the suitor(s) And any man that manages to successfully find the Proverbs 31:10-31 woman for a wife, gets the blessing of Proverbs 18:22 God will lead to wives, but it is for the individual to find (i.e. individual to become aware, realize, observe, notice, note, perceive, learn, detect that this is wife) The bible has examples of how men found their wives (e.g. Isaac, with help found Rebekah, Jacob found Rachel, King David found Abigail) Women too find husbands, by letting admirers notice them or suitors find them Ruth is a classic example, leading Boaz and albeit an infamous example, is that of Bathsheba leading King David. bennyann:Many Na different disguise dem dey oh Animal in human skin Animal e put-u tie oh Animal e wear agbada Animal e put-u suit-u ♫ ♬ ♩ ♪ Beasts of no nation - Egbe ke gbe, na bad society Beasts of no nation - Egbe ke gbe Beasts of no nation - Eturu gbe ke♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ ♭ - Fela Anikulapo-Kuti Beast of No Nation chorus Released 1989 People parade in different guises OP simply is saying, he has the gift of discerning of spirits, so all or any spirit wife should stay clear and give him a wide berth Beasts of no nation. Egbe ke gbe, na bad society |
DeSepiero:Yes, there apparently is a verse of the new testament which quotes Jesus directly referring to himself as God Just found where and it isnt John 8:58 cc iliyande, walls01 |
Peacefullove:This your last post has just confirmed to me that, you're more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles Peacefullove:No, you are wrong as there isnt anything abberant in worshipping God that Jesus is Notice, I wrote, worship an ordinary human being Is Jesus an ordinary human? Peacefullove:27Then Jesus said to Thomas, “Put your finger here and look at My hands. Reach out your hand and put it into My side. Stop doubting and believe.” 28Thomas replied, “My Lord and my God!” - John 20:27-28 frosbel, the OP posted: Christians might be committing idolatry by worshipping the same Jesus WHO said; and used Luke 4:8 below as a reference verse: "It is written: 'Worship the Lord your God and serve him only" - Luke 4:8 Sorry I cant say same to you that you're getting the point but only can manage to say, shame on frosbel, the OP, and you, for staying ignorantly the same King Nebuchadnezzar tried worshipping Daniel as a god (i.e. a deity) but Jesus is worshipped as God (i.e. the Deity) Stop doubting. Change, to believe, Jesus is God Peacefullove:The king answered unto Daniel, and said, Of a truth it is, that your God is a God of gods, and a Lord of kings, and a revealer of secrets, seeing thou couldest reveal this secret - Daniel 2:47 It's a matter of, connect the dots and see the detail Now answer this. You agree and accept that Daniel must have done or said something for the king to have answered back in Daniel 2:47? So what happened and/or what kind of conversation took place, prior to Daniel 2:47, that made King Nebuchadnezzar, at Daniel 2:47, answer Daniel back, and answered him back particularly, in the manner of Daniel 2:47? |
PastorAIO:Solomon's wisdom was greater than the wisdom of all the people of the East, and greater than all the wisdom of Egypt - 1 Kings 4:30 The wisdom of the East and all wisdom of Egypt is no match for the wisdom that comes directly from God or that has God as the only source |
jelil01:You, tight arsed stingy ![]() |
OEPHIUS:Not justifying infidelity nor cordoning any form of domestic abuse, battering or family violence but you seem to have chosen to omit from your analysis/critic, the twist or surprise ending of the music and entertainment video, and that's especially where it particularly and dramatically ended with the following dialogue: Man (Adekola Odunlade): What's your problem? You're very stupid. Go and call my dad Woman (Lota Chukwu): You are impotent! Reality had not lived up to her expectations Moral of the video: Expectation feeds frustration |
Peacefullove:Blame yourself, for not recognising, that worshipping an ordinary man or human being, as a god or God, is an aberrant behaviour Peacefullove:46Then the king Nebuchadnezzar fell upon his face, and worshipped Daniel, and commanded that they should offer an oblation and sweet odours unto him. 47The king answered unto Daniel, and said, Of a truth it is, that your God is a God of gods, and a Lord of kings, and a revealer of secrets, seeing thou couldest reveal this secret. - Daniel 2:46-47 King Nebuchadnezzar worshipped Daniel as a god and didnt, like you've intrepreted, worshipped Daniel, as God Now, if you believed and accepted that Daniel is God, because King Nebuchadnezzar worshipped him then you've basically demonstrated a lazy understanding of what transpired in Daniel 2:46-47 Re-read Daniel 2:46-47 again, and you'll find out that the Daniel 2:46b part wasnt even carried out. Why? How? How do we know Daniel 2:46b was not carried out? 25When Peter entered, Cornelius met him, fell at his feet, and worshiped him. 26But Peter helped him up and said, "Stand up! I myself am also a man." - Acts 10:25-26 Daniel is always behaving in the same way Always put God first, and never himself first and would never allow himself to be worshipped as a god or God Well, between Daniel 2:46 and Daniel 2:47, just like Peter in Acts 10:26 did to Cornelius, Daniel, helped the King up, deflected himself from being worshipped as a god or God and said other things not recorded, to the king, all which the king agreed with, this judging by the king's response, recorded in Daniel 2:47 King Nebuchadnezzar before getting back his senses, was a pathological worshipper of idols and suffered from a short memory span because soon after, he is, in Daniel 3:4-5, decreeing that all should worship as God, a golden image he set up |
frosbel2:A true racist speaks Yeah I know, it is the same book handed down by the WHITE MAN, you earlier quoted from besides, its just like history proves that the white man is a devil. If Pharaoh was used to hide the Israelites until they became a nation to posseess Canaan If the devil is used to bring out the worst of sin then what's the fuss about a book which was handed down by the WHITE MAN I dont care whether the book was handed down by a white man I dont care whether the book was handed down by a black man All I care is, it's a book authored by God and dont care whichever ghostwriter, God used to hand down the book by |
petra1:It's a Trojan horse thread |
sukkot:Maybe the "trigger mind-gasms and soul-gasms, maybe even orgasms", will happen when tune is changed to that of the 72 virgins Just be careful what type of virgins, there really are sukkot:No incarnations or rituals. It's the Pied Piper flute When "the" tune is played, the "rascal souls" come out in their droves Sarassin:The "and lead me not into temptation for I can find the way myself.." but then you'll have yourself to blame It's no gainsaying that this kind of curiosity kills the cat and dont be deceived that satisfaction would bring it back |
PastorAIO:20So Moses and Aaron did even as the LORD had commanded. And he lifted up the staff and struck the water that was in the Nile, in the sight of Pharaoh and in the sight of his servants, and all the water that was in the Nile was turned to blood. 21The fish that were in the Nile died, and the Nile became foul, so that the Egyptians could not drink water from the Nile. And the blood was through all the land of Egypt. 22But the magicians of Egypt did the same with their secret arts; and Pharaoh's heart was hardened, and he did not listen to them, as the LORD had said. - Exodus 2:20-22 Not all secrets come from God, as can be seen from the first of the signs and wonders in the land of Egypt, the magicians made an exact copy of |
frosbel2: frosbel2:1After Jesus was born in Bethlehem in Judea, during the time of King Herod, Magi from the east arrived in Jerusalem, 2asking, “Where is the One who has been born King of the Jews? We saw His star in the east and have come to worship Him.” - Matthew 2:1-2 8So they hurried away from the tomb in fear and great joy, and ran to tell His disciples. 9Suddenly Jesus met them and said, “Greetings!” They came to Him, grasped His feet, and worshiped Him. 10“Do not be afraid,” said Jesus. “Go, tell My brothers to go to Galilee. There they will see Me.”… - Matthew 28:8-10 The man saw Jesus at a distance. So he ran [to Jesus], bowed down in front of Him, (i.e. worshipped Him) - Mark 5:6 When you're idle in Jesus Christ's work, you sooner or later become active in the devil's work |
Dcholeric:Yes Dcholeric:https://i65.tinypic.com/29sjh1.jpg Him dying fixes the problem(s) Look at those screenshots above You are familiar with the dialogue box messages, why they pop up and how they get fixed, aren't you? We are the "blank Word documents" or the "blank Outlook email messages" Dcholeric:The wrongs are corrected with a new template A single grain of wheat doesn't produce anything unless it is planted in the ground and dies. If it dies, it will produce a lot of grain Dcholeric:Yes, God (in the bible and outside the bible) is also all knowing Dcholeric:God is too creative to baulk at creating humans If the shoe were the other way round and you be God, bet, you, knowing well advance what you know, will definitely shy away from going ahead creating human This is what sets God apart from any of us, Love Him or hate Him but you have to admire God's "chutzpah" God is so confident, He knows He has everything under control, so He goes ahead with creating human Dcholeric:because all creation, including Judas, have the right to be created Dcholeric:You cant walk with God, holding hands with the devil He created Judas right, as much as He created Pharaoh etcetera also right but shift happens, when priorities get set wrong Dcholeric:Yes, He intentionally gave Himself up as sacrifice, proxy His Son Dcholeric:No, they dont God can see things that you dont see, and these actions might sound or look rather heartless now but one day, when God's whole plan unfolds, you'll see what God is up to so, the more you know about these actions, you will agree too they arent heartless at all Dcholeric:That's the goal Dcholeric:It is His prerogative, that's why Dcholeric:Heaven is a honeymoon destination all are returning back to earth Dcholeric:Hell, really, is a Greek concept, off Greek mythology origins I dont want to bore you with more details about it or heaven Dcholeric:Yes, you do. There is free legal aid to take advantage off there, but what if I tell you some will rather be damned than accept the free Representation Dcholeric:No, He created all, to have an expected end Dcholeric:Goodness. There'll hardly be plenty of money to be had that way and you also lose your soul. For what? Nothing, nada, zilch Are you aware that money does fail? Lets for the sake of discussion, say you turn up trumps with the money ritual totally jazz thing What that kind of money can't buy are: manners, morals, respect, character, class, commom sense, patience, integrity and love What that kind of money can buy are: computer but not brain; food but not appetite; house but not a home; medicine but not health; acquintance but not friends; obedience but not loyalty/faithfulness; sex but not love, etcetera Dcholeric:Hmm, interesting Dcholeric:No offense. None taken You're a brave man but walking away from something unhealthy like money rituals (human sacrifice) will be braver even if you stumble a little on your way out the door Dcholeric:No, but again, you, thank you |
Sarassin:Almost a kindred spirit as I prefer dark or black chocolates |
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