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Its just a fraudulent statement used by people who have nothing to say but find it hard to keep quiet. Aint nothing free in this world!!

I want to be able to kill bad people by just blinking.

Whoever posted Zuma monolith as a feature of Abuja must've been drinking all night and sleeping all day. Its in Niger state!

Swashbuckling-mad

Swashbuckling-mad

I have a dream. . . that one day women will be able to walk into a sperm bank and demand not just any sperm but for one carrying a 'Y' chromosome. . . then we'll see who'll beat who.
Nothing will substitute sex sha!

Just 5 hours of blackout they wan die!
What will they do if their football team fails to qualify for the world cup or if the whole of the Amazonian rain forest is gutted by fire?
The good life. . .

fyneguy:
N750 per month?

N2.50 per day. Na wa o

Guy, I just dey joke na. I only wanted to say what you earn doesn't determine where it goes.

Soooooooo?!!. I mean wtf? I earn 750 naira a month and I'm still rich! Maybe na me dey job Martins sef.

I wonder how much of that 1 billion dolls would've been lost to corruption itself.

If Shola plays then I deserve to play too. How does a football look like BTW

^ yeah, I know.
@poster, you can try a trans-vaginal scan. It can detect a zygote at least a week earlier than trans-abdominals.

agathamari:
it may be too early in teh pregnancy to detect anything through the scan.  remeber the test can show a positive at just 3days gestation where teh baby is still considered a zy[b]goat[/b], not yet an embryo and a long way from a fetus.  take a blood test to confirm the pregnancy and wait another month before another ultrasound

You are scaring me. Do you mean we were goats before being human?

The housemates are just showing you how they'd live outside the house so its hardly a special circumstance. Thats just the way it is.

otokx:
We are going to score a very untidy goal

You be wizard?

This is so tuff, make correct fast players enter now.

She's now running after you now so whats the problem? Its your time to shakara now abi?! Carry on, just give me her address lemme Fed ex my gift to her.

If thats the case then my son should replace Yar'adua as president.

Its all this women empowerment craze o! Which other group of guys do you think they'd pick on? They also like to be the boss and being on top. . . in every way!

Let them just arrest him and leave story.

I like the guy but he should come first because talk is cheap.

I like the guy but he should come first because talk is cheap.

in me:
What do u want NL'ers to do abt this now

anyways tnks for the finfo

He he he he he he he he he!!
Damn straight!

walakolobo:
Yeap, they argue blindly- what is wrong with them?

Damn straight! Kobojunkie and his possé of ignorant a$s aliens don't know jack about Naija.
Not ALL of them sha. . .some are wise.

Of course I can marry her. How else will I get to have my own back and desert her?

Of course I can marry her. How else will I get to have my own back and desert her?

@poster, it is fun but could get you in trouble. Simple as that!

[quote author=190.yaris link=topic=349435.msg4896962#msg4896962 date=1257871006]abstainance  failed me
so i resolved 2 using withdrawal method~[/quote]Guy, abstinence didn't fail you, it was your girlfriend's ex that impregnated her so you can relax now.

izeek:
@fl, which one be your own nah. lol

its just plain simple, u dont use abstinence as a form of contraception .

contraception simply put is what u ingest to prevent pregnancy after sex.

Correct guy. Contraception must involve sex and so abstinence doesn't count.

Better do what you've got to do and stop whining!

Game on!

@poster, stop wasting your time. I think it is unwise for anyone, even without being told, to overtake a govt convoy. 1st- if you were a suicide bomber riding your car laced with explosives and aiming to kill the governor then wouldn't your attempt have been foiled?
2nd- Thank God you mentioned that they were travelling at 100km/h which is the speed limit on most roads; if you overtake they might not shoot at you for lack of legal backing but they can arrest you for over-speeding and then trust me, you'll face the music! Forget those laws, federal roads and all, when push comes to shove they'd push you into a cell after shoving a gun butt up your a$s. Emergency or not- except you have a siren then keep to the speed limit.