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Badman777:
Good for you, my first application ever to apply for a job I was rejected immediately they saw me. That will forever be my last application, currently building my own company called soundmac.

Bros, what's your story, we might learn one or two from it

cenaman:
All the guests house in Aba are den of mosquitoes and rat, especially those around milverton avenue.

How you go go Milverton go dey find hotel

Go to oghor Hill...decent secured hotels dey der

stunnert:
I remember that year the company I was working with lodged me in one of those fancy hotels in Ikeja. On my last night there I had a bottle of big stout and nkowbi at the bar which had a good view of the reception, where I saw one lady with super super extra big mighty ass checked in one the rooms which happened to be opposite mine. I finished my drink and left for my room, I was just about to sleep around 10pm when I heard a knock on my door, I got up and checked thru the peephole and it was the big ass lady I saw, I opened the door and was about to ask wtf she wants at that time when she quickly apologized and introduced herself, I notices she was probably in her 60's, she the told me her AC wasn't working and the hotel technician wasn't around to fit it and all other rooms have been booked and if she could spend the night in my room, saying she wouldn't mind crashing on the floor.
I was about to say No when I saw that ass again, I then allowed her in and told her she could sleep on the bed and I would sleep on the floor but she didn't agree and we both agree to both sleep on the bed, immediately we got in bed she asked me if I could cuddle her from behind, I actually tried to do just that but dick too stubborn and when she realized I was having a hard on she grabbed and one thing led to that other and we ended fvcking for four good rounds.

We both left the next day, we still keep in touch tho and still manage to fix match once in a while where we fvck our brains out

I tot these stories were usually made up until me and my guy lodged in one hotel in Afro, okoko area, lagos.

After our two babes chill finish and went back home that evening.

At midnight, while I dey busy dey snore, I begin feel shakings for bed...I open eyes, see my guy banging one olosho.
The sleep comot for my eyes immediately, but I still form asleep.
After they finished that round, and she was in the bathroom, I check table to blaw my kpo, I cum notice say d gurl don already blow one. My guy no dey smoke.

Na him I light the other one ooo, cum reason my guy say how far dat parole na, him tell me say him no know d gurl ooo, she jus knock for door...and as guy man na, him no wan carry last.

As the gurl cum back, we begin share kpoli, ontop mumu reasoning...omo....ati bè bè lò

Omoooo, strangers dey really knock for door for night for lagos hotels ooo.

27Pushing30:
Under Bola and Remi Tinubu we have spelling bees which produces one day governors of Lagos state.

You compare that to a letter?

Lmaooo

Why compare both efforts when it's obvious they both care for the children in school?!

Both are commendable and worthy of note.

Tinubu is way too old to lead us in the next 8yrs, we have learnt from Buhari.
Tinubu's economic empowerment is riddled with corruption, unlike Peter Obi.

Corruption is the reason we do not want Tinubu.
Nigeria must progress.

Uptownerd:
Russia threatens to vaporize UK with Satan II, and let "radioactive tsunami wave" turn the "tiny" Island to desert

The Russian Federation has been at loggerheads with the West over the Putin sanctioned "military intervention" in Ukraine.

Daunting group efforts by EU and NATO to shoehorn Russia to a pariah state through massive blitzkrieg economic sanctions and force them to withdraw from the embattled Ukraine has failed.
Several political analysts are foretelling a likely nuclear war should the aggressions from all parties escalate.

http://uptownerd.com/2022/05/05/breaking-news-russia-set-to-destroy-uk-with-satan-ii-and-turn-the-tiny-island-to-desert-video/

Is this the simplest form of communication you could come up with?

Some of these words no dey like say e dey for dictionary.

This man writes the way he talks... you know, you know....

yankeecoder:
Sure, I can

How do I reach you?

O.7.0.3. oo six 8 one 9.tree

Prime Business Africa exclusively confirms that Nigeria’s central bank governor, Godwin Emefiele has just picked up the 2023 Presidential nomination form of the ruling All Progressives Congress (APC), after paying the mandatory N100 million.

Authoritative sources within the APC told our Abuja orrespondent that Emefiele’s payment of N100 million for the nomination and expression of interest forms was confirmed by the Finance Department of the party after which the form was released to him on Friday, May 6, 2022.

Emefiele’s decision to run for the office of the president in 2023 follows months of speculations regarding political aspirations of the Agbor, Delta State-born former Managing Director of
Emefiele had, in response to move vie for Nigeria’s number one office, asked speculators not to draw him in, as he would rather focus on fixing Nigeria’s monetary policies and aligning them with Federal Government’s fiscal policies.

Not minding his position on the matter, speculations have been rife that the Nigeria’s number one banker is bring primed by some political interest to run for the office, an offer he has found difficult to resist.

There are indications that political hawks are set to fight him dirty in the coming days, as the nation’s ‘economy minder’ officially and publicly steps into the murky waters of the overcrowded 2023 political race.

Source: https://www.primebusiness.africa/breaking-nigerias-central-bank-governor-emefiele-joins-presidential-race-picks-nomination-form/

yankeecoder:
I'm currently building a forum software like nairaland but with a digital marketplace and payment system integration for flutterwave and paystack, you can start your own forum with it, monetize it through google adsense or sell out ad spaces to advertisers like what nairaland currently does and even charge a percentage from digital products sold by other users on your forum. The software will be completely developed by this time next week, it'll cost N150,000 for me to set it up for you but you'll earn much more on the long run. You can mail me or reply this post here for more clarity. There's no case for scam because you get to see and test the demo yourself before paying any dime

Can you build a responsive app and website?
I can cut you a deal on your skill...we'll use available money for promotions.

We'll both earn handsomely when this kicks off.

Searchingvictor:
The first time I borrowed money from branch and I paid back on time. Since then they av not given me again

Maybe you should chat with their customer service

ayo2008:
Under testing? Where did u get that?
Is he/she a car you are testing? I dnt get that
This your thinking is not biblical ...better change that orientation...God hates fornication.... Heb13:4 says Marriage is honourable in all and the bed undefiled...God will judge every fornicator

If she is a Virgin, most men will stay till marriage. But if you're not a virgin, you have no moral grounds to insist on abstinence...except you're both born again.
And if your sex vibe is low, better tell the man while courting.

There are deflowered ladies that insist on abstinence but they tell you that they are also h.o.r.n.y and desire sex too, but for God, they'll control their urge.

If you're not a virgin, and you want abstinence, please truthfully tell your partner that you're frigid.

Even church discusses sexual compatibility during marriage counselling.
There must be full disclosure.

Unlike this case, where she blocks him for just mentioning sex during their chat.
She has problem and needs help!

Forever is a very long time for a man to be sex-starved.

(I typed H O R N Y, nairaland bot changed it to Hot..I don't understand ��‍♂️)

olaarie:
Determination is key to achieving every dream.

...and family support.

Read that biography again...nothing there sounds cheap- by Nigerian economic standard.

Searchingvictor:
ISsokaY




Lend me 12k please, I'll pay back with 14k by month end. Please. I need it for house rent abeg

Month end?

Go use Branch or Opay.

Branch gave me 10k to pay 13k in one month, the first time I downloaded their app.

Okash gave me 7k without interest for 7days on my first attempt.



....Don't mention!

Greenfriend:
This is Akinwunmi Adesina, the president of the African Development Bank and former Minister of Agriculture.
Remember his last visit to Aso Rock. That speaks volumes!

Even as an Igbo man, I've always rooted for Akinwunmi Adesina.

But I doubt he has the political will to thrive.

Peter Obi is better fit. He has the experience in a typical Nigerian environment.

ayo2008:
Sex is ideal after marriage and not before marriage.
Wait till the wedding night before having sex. My question is why are you in a hurry to commit fornication with her? God hates it

Are you alright ni?

Is she a virgin

If you'll marry without testing, then there must be full disclosure...marriage under deceit is unfair for either parties

Men don't usually talk bout this enough...but most women have sexual issues.

I've met like 3 of them.

Ladies need help!

I may not be a sexual King Kong but I will only marry a lady that has moderate/active sex life.

Sex is important in this FOREVER bond called MARRIAGE.

Which faction of Ohaneze?

Mk una dey talk beta news biko...stop promoting opinionated stories.

kazyhm:
What prove at you talking about......his account statement is enough prove........

You LL be surprised how the supposed galfriend become a victim of romance scam.......


Is like you're a Learner.......you believe Nigeria Police do investigation.....IPO my foot.

Investigation discovery channel has brainwashed your brain

You'll be surprised to find out that the law works in some climes.

It now depends on the clime which you belong.

ade85:
Loan of #4m needed for business expansion.

Asset of #12m available as collateral.

Interested should call or chat on 08061913659

Oga go and reach out to Venture Capitalists yourself.

They don't come to you, you go to them with a proposal.

kazyhm:
Lawyer or no lawyer he should be smart about settling the issue without police involvement....if not they would charge him for fraud.......

There has to be proof of intent to defraud.
Chats, messages et al.

He is not liable without proof.

Oga, go make entry for threat to your life in a higher police division.

They will assign you an IPO.

You cannot be detained anymore for that case.

Both parties can then proceed to mediation and settle out of court.

The stupid law says, CANDIDATES are required to resign, not ASPIRANTS.

You gotta learn to love yourself.

kazyhm:
You got 250k just like that...... you're a foolish fool.



While we read news everyday of how friends transfered their parent money to their other friends' account without the consent of the parent and it metamorphosis into case where EFCC became involved.

That is local wire fraud.

There are enough sections of Nigeria's law under which you can be try in court..........

Is there any law against coercion...especially if she's above 18?

I think he should consult a lawyer and then let the lawyer follow him to station to make an entry for threat to his life.

Edit your video na...no one wants to watch you driving round for 24mins.

Pick choice places especially landmarks and enrich the video

sylve11:
Thought they said people from the east don't do the live-in lovers thing?

Journey well to Ms Okeke.

Tot dey said, who said?

Una don come with nonsense tribalism.

Na like dis Naija go take better

paulolee:
I don tire for this moniker, first it was PSG fans booing messi yesterday, and today its "African fans calling messi a finished project"..
am still waiting to see ur topic on messi scoring or congratulating messi n PSG for winning the title on f.p, bt if its anti-messi news, u are quick to create them..
forget all these ur online hate, Leo is placed above the rest players..
Leo winning dt copa n his 7th ballon award av placed the bar too high for Others to reach, lastly messi's trophies, awards n numbers means he gat nothing else to prove to any haters...
I know the post will make f.p as usual bcoz its attacking messi and I think it's better we just rename this sports section to "cr7 fans forum" or anti-messi section"

I think we will start reporting posts for indecent images.

Your points were good, I even liked the post.
But my heart cringed when I saw that picture of weed.

You just spoilt something good.
Seun, let's sanitise this space please.

Promoting illegal substance has to be sanctioned just like nudity.
Nairaland still get some level of decorum...keep the space clean.

He said one truth.

As long as the owner is not begging for food, there is always this sentimental attachment to a business built from scratch...it is hard to let go off.

Why not buy shares and have a respectable input in the running of Nairaland instead of buying outrightly.

DoveXlover:
Alright if you say so but apart from banks and Dangote company, what other companies do we have that are worth more than 40 billion dollars?
Because surely the Economy won't flourish with banks alone.

Transport company.

Try ABC TRANSPORT group.

jimmychang:
What is endurance when you keep testing or pushing someone Everyone has a limit oooh.I hope you are both the type that make someone angry and blame them for reacting in a way you don't expect.

There is societal standard of rationale. We all react differently but we must know where to draw the line.
Except you wanna plead self defence from an unarmed lady, who happens to be your mother, you have no justified reason for assaulting her.

You already had a vocal backlash...why respond again with blows, when you could have just walked away?!

How hard did she really hit you...be truthful, how hard
You just wanted to prove a point to her.

I really hope you do some self reflection...and explore safer options next time.

M1Garand:
But you will queue behind Atiku that's older abi. Baba forget Youth in politics. I am a youth too. But Nigerian presidency is not something you achieve in 4 years it takes years of political intents. The likes of Yahaya Bello, wike, Tambuwal, Fashola, Saraki will they step down from politics when they are 70 simply because they are old The money needed to contest for presidency today how many under 40 have that amount of money. Do you think touring 36 states having agents in all polling unit in Nigeria is something that's built in few years. By the time the youth currently preparing to lead Nigeria is done acquiring all the political and financial resources needed to rule the country he his no longer a youth again. And that's the reality. Is Osinbanjo a youth? Let the youth Join the queue and pray to do better when it's our time.

We both know age per se is not the problem, but their physical fitness to take the bull by the horn. We do not want another caucus to hijacked the presidency, because our beloveth BAT is incapacitated.

A PYO/kingsley mohgalu ticket might sell...but i prefer PYO/PO ticket. Anybody be president, anybody be vice.

Iyaebe:
You know nothing,there are certain things you don’t dare irrespective of situation you may find yourself,I never praised his mom for her habits in any way but told him to do the needful to avoid future reoccurrence.In life one has to be very careful and mindful of what we do in our youth,a simple mistake can cause misfortune for generations unborn and if you can’t leave wealth for your future generations to come at least don’t create curses for them .He has no right to do what he did as two wrongs can never make a right.Most of the things that happens in most homes you see today sprung up from somewhere,you know nothing.Tell him the truth so he can make amends,don’t lead him on to destruction.

You have a point...but do not base it on superstitions.

for the op:

Nomatter how you are pushed, NEVER hit your mother. You have just proven yourself unfit to be called a MAN. You lack the self restraint to be a husband and a father. Go for therapy. Your endurance/tolerance limit is unsafe for the society at large.

Iyaebe:
Hmmmm,you need to seriously beg for her forgiveness else your future kids will hit you too and it becomes a thing in the family, you should have simply left the scene rather than exchanging words with her but she pushed you to it which is bad on her side but she’s your mom and has some edge over you.Learn to keep some distance from people who can easily trigger you be it parents and whatever.Go and redeem this messy situation and never allow such to happen again,also ask God to forgive you after your mom has finally forgiven you.Good luck

Calm down with the sentimental religious/cultural myth.