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Curse her your own too nau. Since you trained her in school, I’m sure your own curse would override her curse. In fact, your curse would curse her curse

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM I CALL IT, MY BEST ICE IN ICE LAND.. NACK AM WIT SK OR ARIZONA. ABOBI U GO DE ALRIGHT. WTF MAN

Congrats! Today you posted something else other than “HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN”

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN

Goat!

Jamesolumide:
This world is a wicked place, click on the link below to watch as 2 university students rape a 15years old girl on Facebook.
https:///3mRkIDZ

1d10t!

Aunty your market list plenty o I initially thought it was her child’s homework she was holding

Why is this on the front page??

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN

You’re just so use.less! ALL your comment in EVERY post must be “HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN”. Don’t you have something sensible to say? I see you just opened your account in August, so you should probably ask for some orientation, instead of just copying and pasting the same use.less comment in every post

Wahala be like twerking

Boogyman557:
HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN

Don’t you have something else to post? Every time “HOLLY GRAM WTF MAN”. You just copy and paste this your nonsense comment on every post! Nonsense and HOLLY GRAM!

They were chanting victory songs? Victory for what?
“Pay us our money” is the new victory song hehehehe
Chai! Naija! I’m 200% sure Nigeria is listed on Aliexpress on sale, with 60% discount.
I need to collect loan from China to buy Nigeria

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Dickeyrider:
Please I need 5k to fill gas.

Send me a message with your account info

Help2020:
Bros I don't know if you will listen to me oo..One of the best business I believe she can do is start exporting some items from Nigeria to Ghana.. Many things are in Nigeria but they are not here in Ghana..If she can be bringing them here in Ghana she will make a lot of money within 1year..
She does not need to spend that whole money.300k is enough

I’m interested in this. Please what are some of those items?

zubby29:
Ok with 4m what can u invest in that can fetch that amount monthly plz advice

I can up it to that amount if the investment is worth it

mojibbz:
I have an NFT company im starting along with some people. Our contracts will be ratified this week by our lawyers. We are soon looking for funding from private and public individuals. If you would be interested in being a shareholder, then we can talk more about it. Quote me what you think

Can you please give me more info on this, or send me an email on myike2 at yah00 d0t c0m?

Calitoscassius:
bullshit!! You need to be practical. Fool! People like you don't bother practicalising anything just talks, and nonsense motivational rethorics.

I have gone far than you atleast. You want to invest 1million naira and make 400k profits every month Thief!!

Your so called 1million naira is not even enough to buy a decent pair of shoes, watch and a bottle of good champaigne.

Nobody forced you to comment on my post. Raining insults on me isn’t necessary. You don’t have to display your bitterness here. I know that in any investment, you should stake only what you’re willing to lose. I’m willing to take high risk, for a high reward potentially. How on earth does that make me a thief? I also mentioned in my post that I’m willing to increase the N1m budget if necessary, but apparently, you can’t read.
The fact that you said you’ve gone farther than me just re-emphasizes what I said about you been myopic and shallow-minded.
If you don’t have something constructive to say, it’ll make you look intelligent if you just stay quiet and read other constructive comments.

Mannyemmy:
Sincerely its only a business you can startup that can generate your proposed ROI monthly on the long run. I doubt any legitimate investment firm offers such an enormous ROI per month even a year in most cases.
As regards the business, how do you intend to manage the business from Canada? Only you? or do you intend to hire a personal manager or call on a family member to help you manage the business?
If it's the former (Only you), then I will suggest you opt in for online businesses idea only while if you have trusted persons onboard in Nigeria to help you manage the business, then you can choose to startup an offline business.
Moreover, my business ideas for you are:

Importation of cheap Canadia quality used Phones, laptops and Accessories: You will have to do your research in Canada to know the places where you can get cheap and quality used Phones, laptops and accessories and sell them here at a higher rate. You can automate the whole process by having an inventory system and online portal and track every sales and delivery by developing a web application for it, increasing the business security for you in Canada. This will be very profitable due to the dollar to naira ratio currently.

Online Lending Business: Not withstanding the fact that Nigerians are heavy debtors, the online loan industry is still booming and new loan companies are emerging daily and as a matter of a fact by Nigerians in Diaspora and the chinese investors. The strength and security of your funds in this business is determined by the functions you implement on the application. All what you have to do is create a web application, integrate it with some purchased banking API and automate the savings of the loan applicants bank cards for repayment in case they default and you're good to go, Moreover, you will have to register the business and get someone to get court order for you so you will have high limit amount in any payment processor you intend to use in the disbursal of the loan. You can personally monitor all the whole process wherever you are in the world.

Starting up a Sneaker Shop: You can do your research in Canada and get cheap and quality sneaker and open a Sneaker shop here in Nigeria. Hence, most of the youths are now into cyber crimes and all what they do is fashion and car likewise the ladies, you will definitely make lots of sales.

Middleman Car Dealing Business: This is somewhat a side business idea and you aren't spending a dime. It simply requires you looking for cheap and flashy, quality and unique brands of cars in Canada and create a repository of car lovers in Nigeria and market it to them, hopefully, you will get a buyer. You can also create a web application for it and pay marketers and you will definitely make sales. Once any potential buyer shows interest, you start the delivery as soon as possible!

NOTE: These are ideas you can startup, manage and control yourself from the Canada and it may take time for you to start generating your intended ROI.

Moreover, if you're looking for a way to make your intended ROI in the shortest period of time, you have to learn and acquire the skill.
This are my personal and current hot online business skill you can learn:

(i) Domaining

(ii) Affiliate marketing - you can purchase Toyin Omotoso's book

(iii) buying and selling of USDT on Binance

Best regards.

Lovely! Thanks a lot!

Unik3030:
please what's d definition of long term?
6 months?
A year?
2 years?

2-3yrs

nzube89:
It is over possible I have to tell you a brief experience I have in porthacourt slaughter (goat section ) someone introduced me into goat business I came in contact with someone here who helped me to buy goats from north i started selling porthacourt .my first market i sold some goat with 1500 profit and i found out you can sell hundred goat Bellow 3 days with minimum of 1000 profit for people that knows how to buy quality goat . people are making money forget all this English we speak here . Why I failed in the business is 1 the people I call my brother stopped buying from me once they knew I am not Hausa 2 the person buying for me is not well experienced in buying quality goat . making 10k a day is easy in Nigeria if you are in good business . sometimes there up to 10 trucks offload goat's their everyday and the owners are not in slaughter they buy in north and send to their boys in porthacourt to sell a

Can you please give me more info on this?

Calitoscassius:
Don't mind the tiff! My properties i invested millions in are not even generating 300k a month, let alone. They are paying me 4000 a month rent for each room, but i spend more than that evicting tenants and repairing their ruins.

For the fact that something doesn’t work for you, doesn’t mean it can never work for someone else. Your very myopic mindset won’t take you far!

Goldenheart:
I have a local business you can engage in and generate average of #1m per month...

But you won't believe so make I chop my thing alone

I’m listening

sandra50:
I can introduce you to one..I invested 500,000 there and my contract with them will end December but I will renew..it's not mine,I don't know them..you will even have to be on their telegram always before you will be able to get a chance to invest with them when ever there is an opening..if interested let me know but 1 million naira wouldn't give you 400,000 to 500,000 there as you said..it's not blood morning..bye.

Please tell me more

PowersthatBe:
I'm really bored by the choices of business suggestions people make on threads like this.


Moreso, the vapid comments jeering the OP becuase he is simply searching for opportunities on how he can invest 1m on a business or something that can bring a desired return of at least 30% monthly. Who said this is not possible?


The thing is you could hardly get sound Knowledge on things like these from a public forum, but sometimes still get lucky to come across info that would put you on.

Well,

I can show you a business you can do from anywhere you are in the world and make solid money more than that 30% you are looking out for and you earn not even in naira but in dollars. You don't have to be thinking on investing back in Nigeria when you can't bank on the current economic atmosphere which is in jeopardy ...


The business is called CPA Marketing and it's done online.


If you can afford my training.


I will show you how to make $2000 to $10000 monthly with CPA Marketing. This is not just the average CPA/Affiliate system of promoting offers that pays you $5 - $30 per lead(even though that is also very profitable)



What I will teach you is my current system of earning by Promoting High ticket CPA offers that pays you $250 to $1000 per single lead. Yes! So all you need to earn say $2k( in a month is just 2 - 4 confirmed leads and there is absolutely no limit to how much you can earn). You can see this is far higher from your desired 30% which is 300k.


But then, I'm just being conservative with the figures so you you don't feel I am exaggerating. $2k is over 1m right now and if the figure is still spinning plates in your head then lets bring it down to say $1k which is still over N500k monthly or should we still go lower to $500? That's about N250k... This is money you can earn with just one lead! And this is not to sound like some sweet talking or something, you don't need all that 1m to get a this up and running.


Anyways, Google is your friend. Go on now to start doing your research on CPA it massive potential.


So, when you come onboard I will teach you everything on my system of earning from A-Z. You will start making money in your first month.(As long as you are not lazy and implement what you learn)

No stories.

My training fee is 150k. If you are interested send a message to primeprofitsignals@gmail.com


Let me mention that, I am not one of those random gurus you meet online. I have earn from CPA for over 5 years now and have tutored hundreds of people. As at 2021, I choose to be low-key and make all trainings private.


Also, You are entitled to a free consultation on phone call before the training.

Goodluck

This is more like the type of suggestions I have been looking for, not because of the returns, but because making 30% ROI on your investment in a month is possible, especially digitally. But people with myopic mindsets would always insult and ask me to keep dreaming, just as people told the Wright brothers who first talked about flying one day, that they are dreaming.

jojothunder:
Add 2m to it making 3m, get a good ride and register with uber or bolt in Lagos...

Are you please able to tell me more about it?

VlamesIffect:



You want to do M.M..M or what?

30% monthly...so in 1 year you would have made 360% of your capital.

You are obviously new to how business & investing works.

Lower your monthly ROI then i will give you a practical business that i have hand in......

The returns I mentioned isn’t expected to be immediate; it’s more long-term. So, a lower ROI is okay too. What business do you have in mind?

Unik3030:
U aren't even planning to give it time to grow, u just want to start n immediately u want to b making 30% of your start up capital.

Think twice bro cos scammers will agree to any terms n condition only to run away with your money

The 30-40% of the capital isn’t right away of course. It’s more long term

WantsandMore:
Which Country are you resident in? Go to the tech market section, find trending gadget or techs and invest in them. Offer tlc deals and ship fast...your 1 million will grow wings in weeks...not kidding...

Canada

Hello Nairalanders…

So I’m looking for a good way/means of investing up to N1m. I currently don’t live in Nigeria (though I still have family and friends there, so keep in mind I won’t be able to manage a business there in person), and I’ve been looking for the best investment to do with N1m.”

I send money home every month, so I thought it would be best if I can have an investment in Naija that could generate maybe N300k to N400k monthly, so that I don’t have to send money home anymore. The N1m for investment/business is flexible, that means I could do past the N1m if necessary. I need only solid suggestions please.

Mods please do justice to this.

It was by no accident that Jesus’ earthly parents were carpenters.
It was by no accident that Jesus supported his early life through carpentry.
It was by no accident that Jesus made is triumphant entry on a donkey.
It was by no accident that Jesus was fleeing when they wanted to make him King.
It was by no accident that he washed the feet if his disciples.

Despite being the ONLY son of the ALMIGHTY God, Jesus was an epitom of humility. He could have lived a lavish life on earth as the son of the most high but he did not. If the founder of Christianity (Jesus) portrayed such outstanding humility, why should it be any different for pastors who are supposed to be “FOLLOWERS” of Christ?
Matthew 6:24

How can I reach her, preferably her parents? I want to help.

rickleye:
Where in Canada ? Its a big country.
Ghana Jollof rice and Mexico will give you a run for your money.

Calgary, Alberta.