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Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Celebrates Her Grandson On His Birthday by Myself2(m): 12:55pm On Jun 14, 2019
Christie06:
It's also my birthday today cheesy cheesy.
Happy birthday to you Christie
Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Giving Out N1m To 50 People From The N3m Gift He Got From MC Galaxy by Myself2(m): 12:45pm On Jun 14, 2019
FortifiedCity:
angry

How APC e-rats are running to Ubi Franklin's page to send him a DM
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: APC Tweet About Linda Ikpeazu 'Pretty Female' That Set Twitter On Fire by Myself2(m): 11:38am On Jun 12, 2019
olaolaking:
Just attaching importance to irrelevant things.

So what is bad in calling someone pretty? The same lady will be blushing inside her why you people are having hbp.
You are a chauvinist
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is the 1st female Senator To Be Elected In 3 Consecutive Parliaments by Myself2(m): 8:13am On Jun 12, 2019
Naijaguy12345:
Nigeria and copy copy . Anything they do in America we copy in Nigeria. Halloween, Black Friday , ring on university graduation etc . Must we copy their hall of fame thing ? If yes , why are we not copying their style of leadership in whatever we do ?
Very true
Politics › Re: APC Tweet About Linda Ikpeazu 'Pretty Female' That Set Twitter On Fire by Myself2(m): 8:10am On Jun 12, 2019
mknigeriagreat:
Painful for PDP. It was a very sweet one for me after that professorial nomination by jubrin and now finally nailed by that pretty PDP lady. Wailers una go die o.

Sorry PDP i was to write.
You are wrong dude ??
PDP didn't send her to second that motion,,,,so if anything PDP will be laughing at her now that "See ya life,,,serves you right,,,,you thought you could dine with the devil(APC) and not get some devilish treatment" ?
Politics › Re: Femi Gbajabiamila Appoints Sanusi Rickiji As Chief Of Staff by Myself2(m): 8:05am On Jun 12, 2019
[quote author= post=79248145]CONFIRMED!

To a New and better Nigeria we go.

God bless our darling President Mohammadu Buhari and all these other men that have come out to work with him.

God bless Nigeria

Let's get the work started.
[/quote]Hmmmmm
Your darling president is not up to it man
Politics › Re: Lynda Chuba Ikpeazu Nominated Gbajabiamila For Speaker, Disobeying PDP by Myself2(m): 5:19pm On Jun 11, 2019
DoTheNeedful:
And so what? Bago can only be Speaker if some APC members disobey the party too. Saraki/Dogara won the last time because some APC members disobeyed their party.

Why are you making an issue out of this?
Abi o
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Rodríguez Kiss & Pose With Nations League Trophy by Myself2(m): 7:06pm On Jun 10, 2019
zicoraads:
This feeling is what MESSI can never get to feel. grin

Winning an international trophy for country. Without it, he should never be called in the same breath as C. Ronaldo.
Hmmmmmm eyaaaa so sad for Messi
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko's Children In New Pictures by Myself2(m): 3:45pm On Jun 10, 2019
She is with her mates I the pics
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Angry As Bernardo Silva Wins Nations League Best Player - Fans Claim by Myself2(m): 3:30pm On Jun 10, 2019
cr7lomo:
Messi fans are everywhere... They are now like a terrorist movement or LGBT movement... monitoring spirits

That picture is even fake so as the news...that picture was when a goal was scored
I tell you,,, no be small terrorist and LGBT movement
Politics › Re: We Need Only 9 Radicals From APC – Opposition by Myself2(m): 3:38pm On Jun 09, 2019
The 8th assembly will be very interesting.
I'm sure the returning senators and even He new comers would be mindful of Dino Melayes charge for them to not be a rubber stamp for e presidency.Also Adams Oshiomhole has not helped matters , some of the APC senators like Rochas and co,,,I wonder how they will willingly support any option that bears any semblance of alignment wit the APC hierarchyhuh They will surely be spoilers for Oshiomhole and APC
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stops Portugal Team Bus To Meet Sick Child On Road (Photos) by Myself2(m): 3:24pm On Jun 09, 2019
CaptainVal:
Do your own eye service. Enemy of progress, idonkiafadati. I like this type of eye service.
Flog him very well
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stops Portugal Team Bus To Meet Sick Child On Road (Photos) by Myself2(m): 3:23pm On Jun 09, 2019
Awwwwww where's my tissue ??

I love touching stories like these.

That's the humanity in all of us,,,yes in all of us,,,no matter how tiny,,it's there,,,as the little light, let's do more to let it shine

We will just be touching someone's life in deeper ways than we can imagine
Celebrities › Re: D'banj Buys 2019 Rolls Royce Wraith To Celebrate His 39th Birthday (Photo) by Myself2(m): 3:18pm On Jun 09, 2019
What a transformation,,,,,,from bein unable to pay his rent in a rented apartment even when he was a It busy,,,to now being out of music and still able to buy 2019 Rolls Royce.
Well D Banj has no case to answer cos in fairness to him, he never claimed to have bought any 2019 Rolls Royce
Na wa for all these "FAKE I TILL YOU MAKE I CREW" motivators o he likes o Blessing Okoro
Politics › Re: Apostle Suleman: Jonathan's Government Stole A Lot Of Money by Myself2(m): 9:08pm On Jun 08, 2019
Pastor Mr Iyabo Ojo
Politics › Re: "I Like The Way Buhari Fights Corruption" - Reno Omokri by Myself2(m): 3:36pm On Jun 08, 2019
Johnnyessence:
Which corruption is buhari fighting , he's just a clueless looter president that never respect the rule of law.
His lootocracy is unique in the sense that so many are foolish enough to say he is not corrupt
Education › Re: BBC Features The Ajegunle School Where Fees Are Paid With Plastic Bottles by Myself2(m): 3:34pm On Jun 08, 2019
phelonrays:
BBC all the way from Britain...... sometimes I wonder where and what this our most glorified-Nigerian-Journalist learnt from their so called institution.....especially those Buhari apologist on NTA screen ..sad
Everyday,,it's president Mohamed Buhari this,,,muhamdu Buhari that
Politics › Re: Emir Sanusi Vs Governor Ganduje Before And After Pictures by Myself2(m): 12:10pm On Jun 08, 2019
Both of them are thieves,,,,big criminals
Romance › Re: Wedding Photos Of A Feminist & Her Man 5 Months After He Slid Into Her DM by Myself2(m): 11:57am On Jun 08, 2019
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Blood of Rotimi Judas Amaechi

See nails, see face,,, why does she look like a winch ??( I didn't call her a witch o,,,I said winch)
Family › Re: My Husband And His Mother!!! by Myself2(m): 11:55am On Jun 08, 2019
Sorry dear but your husband is a yeye sissy.
So na for your body him wan get power now take "do something drastic" ?
Your present stance is the best,,,let Dre remain in ML with his mom,,,if he tries anything drastic ,then you respond with a drasticker ( we can speak this rada rada English for Dre and his rada rada mom) action by acting American,,,,,he will come to his senses
Celebrities › Re: Ruth Kadiri Celebrates Her Husband, Ezerika On His Birthday by Myself2(m): 8:43am On Jun 07, 2019
Touché
......And she still found a way to make it all about HERSELF
This woman and controversy are inseparable
Politics › Re: Sanusi Response To Ganduje's Query "N3.4bn Fraud" by Myself2(m): 8:07pm On Jun 06, 2019
SadiqBabaSani:
No pity fr Sanusi
Yes he must pay for his sins for lying against GEJ and stealing Interciontinental bank from Akingbola and giving it to his criminal friend Aig Imoukhuede of Access bank
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo And Naira Marley's Management Reveal Why He Is Still In Custody by Myself2(m): 4:17pm On Jun 06, 2019
Which lowlife illiterate wrote this crap meant to insult the sensibilities of the general public.
Well, what do you expect from people representing an equally low life tout
Travel › Re: Pilot Flying With Expired Medical Certificate Loses Licence In Nigeria by Myself2(m): 11:24am On Jun 06, 2019
nofuckz:
medical license fa? as as how?.
You don't know
Politics › Re: Governor Ihedioha Using Old Nokia Phone (Photo) by Myself2(m): 11:18am On Jun 06, 2019
SilasNwude:
that's Nokia e series Symbian grin

sometimes it's not about humility
it's about security
trust me you can't hack these old phones easily unlike porous android cheesy
Exactly
Jerry Jones still uses a flip phone,,,,,err don't ask me who is Jerry Jones cos he's my good friend
Travel › Re: Pilot Saves A Plane Enroute Calabar From Crashing by Myself2(m):
Enough of all these scaremongering Biko
Turbulence is nothing but gallop or bumps in the air,,, it's part and parcel of air transportation,,,,,if you are on a planne and the turbulence becomes too much,just recline your seat a bit and imagine you are in a massage chair,,,works well all the time cos e go massage your back wella for you sotey you go come dey vex if the turbulence stop
Politics › Re: Senate President: Block Votes Unlikely As PDP Senators Split by Myself2(m): 11:08am On Jun 06, 2019
Megatrix:
Quack Journalism, There is no proposed block votes by the PDP. The party leadership has already said the members are free to vote for any candidates of their choice
I tire for the mushroom journalists
Celebrities › Re: TY Bello's University Of Lagos (1997 Throwback Photo) by Myself2(m): 1:08pm On May 31, 2019
Officialgarri:
See as she fine.....

For the kids, this is "Kush group ". The girl in red used to be a tomboy and the rapper for the group
i

Emen

Remember her verse in " Let's stay together" ?
Celebrities › Re: Ernest Obi And Wife, Evi Celebrate 9th Wedding Anniversary by Myself2(m): 1:25pm On May 30, 2019
KristaPretty:
Love is beautiful!
Love is not dirty like yoruba people angry angry angry angry,
Love is not cheap like Enugu girls and okpa grin grin grin grin,
Love is not cheap like IMSU girls and shawarma angry angry angry,
Love is lovely

Meanwhile First to comment I have made it in life. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Wehdone haunty

Chairwoman of table shakers association, eastern zone
Politics › Re: Appeal Court Reverses Judgment Sacking Nwaoboshi Peter As Senator Elect by Myself2(m): 12:08pm On May 30, 2019
Yes Senator Peter Nwaoboshi is a consummate party man, he has toiled for the PDP over the years, he is more humane, more caring for the needs of his people.He is the right person to represent the good people of Delta north,,,,,no way for any opolo eye paedophile
Politics › Re: #theinauguration: See All The #nextlevel Governors In The Country (photos) by Myself2(m): 6:30pm On May 29, 2019
Ifeanyi4491:
The way I understand today Is the administration of a combination of evil and incompetence celebrating a second term of hardship and failure tagged NEXT LEVEL
And they should remove Gandollar and Osun state impostor governor from there, the pair lost their elections
Pets › Re: How Do I Make This Dog To Know Me & Not Attack Me? (Photo) by Myself2(m): 6:08pm On May 29, 2019
MikeBetty:
Allow Hunger To Hammer Am For 7days, After That Buy Better Food Give Am, He Go Loyal. Only Him Go Dey Follow Follow You.
grin grin grin grin
Very funny. The dog go loyal but no need to let hunger beat am for 7 days. One day breakfast skipping is enough. But you must thereafter be feeding him regularly.
I still remember my NYSC days in the 90s in PH. There was this private estate my boss lived in then.He was gracious enough to let me stay in his detached BQ which was beside the estate owner's garage where one fiery looking big black Rottweiler was always in leash till in the night when it's let loose to roam. It was fond of hunting down pussy cats at night, he would kill them an take them to the golf course in the estate.Becasue of the dog,Ididnt keep late nights and if for any reason I had cause to be out till 10pm, then I'll pass the night in some fellow Ajuwaya's crib in Elekahia. I just adopted a policy of to live and let live with the dog,,,,,,,,till one fateful Saturday, I sauntered out of my quarters in my jeans and vagabond boots, observing the usual distance from the Chief's garage thinking the dog was there, one quick glance to the place the dog ought to be, shocked shocked I didn't see the dog there, next thing I heard just one bark and as I looked back, I saw a LION flying towards me to eat me up starting from my head,,,I just froze.Suddenly the neck of the LION,,sorry dog, was snapped back by the strong leash.Apparently someone had removed the dog from the garage and tied it to the pole beside the gen house.THAT WAS MY SAVING GRACE.I still froze for a minute or two,rooted to same spot.When I came to, I went back into my quarters and the dog was barking away, I quickly poured half bottle of dettol into a bucket and put a little water ( not to dilute it but just to increase the volume), I then strolled casually back to the dog and timed it as it barked then I poured the entire mixture into its face and mouth.Omo see flinging of head, whimpering and crying, yes the dog cry o. Yea I felt a bit better and went to work. As I was coming back, the way the dog looked at me without barking made me fear that the dog had planned a dangerous revenge,,,so in the evening I advised myself and embarked on a 3 days mumu project for the dog, though it cost me some valuable allowee ( at least when there is life,there is hope). I started buying suya for the dog every evening for three days, I bought a mixture of those oily fat ones, tozo etc,,,first day, the dog was suspicious as I was coming, but as I was opening the nylon, it perceived the smell and gave me a friendly whine,,,,I threw the whole Suya down and the dog feasted on it.Las las me and the dog come become paddy paddy, so teyy I dey go remove am from leash and we two go dey run round estate

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