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Christianity Etc › Re: Victor Eghan: Watching Game Of Thrones Will Lead You To Hell by Myself2(m): 6:35pm On May 12, 2019
StrikeBack:
Any shortcut to Canada. I'm coming from Ikeja
Okay go Westward toward Mile 2. From there continue to Apapa, branch off at the Wharf, look for any ship being loaded with containerized goods for export to Canada, add yourself to the goods,,,,,you will be in Canada neat
Nairaland General › Re: Man Runs For His Life After Snake He Was Trying To Kill Aimed For His Joystick by Myself2(m): 6:26pm On May 12, 2019
The snake just saw a fellow snake inside the guys wrapper and wanted to have a little snake fight
Sports › Re: Salah, Mane And Aubameyang Are The Top Goal Scorers In The EPL by Myself2(m): 6:24pm On May 12, 2019
kenddys:
For the first time in history there is a complete dominance by african players in the epl goals scorer chat.


congrats africa

Mo Salah 22
Sadio Mane 22
Pierre Emerick Aubameyng 22


legendary
Yea I noticed it
Celebrities › Re: John Dumelo Dancing With Wife At His White Wedding by Myself2(m): 6:23pm On May 12, 2019
buygala:
His wife's breast tho cry


Even inside wedding gown, it's still looking like bathroom slippers sad
Oh bathroom slippers, the breasts as flat as pan cakes or fried eggs.
Those two melons slippers are fallen heroes, casualties of long years of aggressive svcking and squeezing by different adult mouths .
Sorry John Dumelo, it's your cross,,,,so congratulations
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Did Not Insult Tinubu - Kaduna APC by Myself2(m): 10:59am On May 10, 2019
BeautifulMind2:
Kaduna APC chairman undecided it would've been better to hear from El-rufia media assistance not state chairman. El-rufia and PMB send strong signal the very day they avoided 11th Bola Tinubu Colloquium in Abuja last month.
Hmmm oro
Celebrities › Re: EFCC Arrests Naira Marley Over Yahoo Boy by Myself2(m): 10:39am On May 10, 2019
Yuk he is so UGLY
Celebrities › Re: Naira Marley is celebrating his birthday in EFCC custody, Zlatan Ibile reacts by Myself2(m): 10:36am On May 10, 2019
kemicalreaction:
Yahoo boys. Good riddance of bad rubbish. They're using slave trade to justify their criminal actions. Bunch of greedy and heartless bastards. Some of the innocent victims they duped, ended committing suicide, or remained poor for the rest of their existence.


If you are a Yahoo boy and you're reading this, God will punish you and you and your family will surely pay for the crimes you've committed.

Nonsense angry
Except hey repent.

So nairaland yahoo boys and yahoo girls, please change your ways and repent
Sports › Re: Luis Suarez Slams Barcelona Teammates After Defeat To Liverpool In The Champions by Myself2(m): 10:28am On May 08, 2019
Lordknowz:
Shebi una score 3 goals una dey form boss, forgetting say nah english team you dey play with.
Score 2, them go score 3.
3, you go chop 4.

Make them replay the match, make barca score 4 for 1st leg, liverpool go score 5. grin

Make i hear say you dey call any other goat apart from Croro grin
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Per the highlighted portion, I dash you 10 billion German Dollars grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Cries As He Mourns His Fellow Soldier After Being Shot 5 Times by Myself2(m): 10:21am On May 08, 2019
rattlesnake:
Die for naija
Waste of life

Ganduje dey dance

U dey die
Hmmmmmmm

In fact Ganduje they act with swagger now o, so tey he wants to dethrone the Emir of Kano,,,,imagine this is Gandollar oooo, caught on camera shamelessly stuffing dollars into his anus
Sports › Re: Football Fans, Coach Slam Kelechi Ihenacho After Goal Miss Vs Man City (Photos) by Myself2(m): 11:40am On May 07, 2019
Olufela30:
He's lost in England... He'd better find shortcut back to his village.... Cos his plane can lost if he tries to board flight...
Why ?? Is he a Liverpool player huh
Is Liverpool paying his salaries huh So he is now the one that is supposed to win the league for Liverpool.
Abeg keep quiet if you no know Westin to tok
Celebrities › Re: "I'm Getting Flewed Out To DJ Round The World" - DJ Cuppy by Myself2(m): 7:43am On May 04, 2019
Handsomecole:
Imagine instead of "flown" . Foreign graduate , masters holder for that matter . Money for school fees don burn.
And she also wrote " People are STATING to realize",,,,hmm school fees money don true true burn
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Myself2(m):
Foodforthought:
On top soccer, you are disgracing your already miserable lineage. Pogba matter no go kill you sha. And spell well...Bastards must value advice, they don't get such too often.
No be my lane I dey jeje wey you come price me ?.
I forgive you though, hence I deleted my first post, you may wish to do the same
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Myself2(m):
Foodforthought:
People who know soccer voted him. Who are you?
Modified
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Is Bigger Than The Whole Kenya Music Industry - Uche Maduahwu Says by Myself2(m): 11:11am On Apr 29, 2019
Omo Igbo wan get a slice of Tiwa honeypot as she is a well known free giver

Quote me and dance naked in the market square
Celebrities › Re: 5 Nigerian Grammy Award Winners You Probably Haven’t Heard Of by Myself2(m): 11:03am On Apr 29, 2019
lordkush:
oga they 're not Nigerians abeg
Haba oga, do you need hypo to wash your eyes well before you see the tribal marks on Sikiru Afolabi's face
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Myself2(m): 10:59am On Apr 29, 2019
logon599:
The difference "one or two" good signings can make to a team. Arsenal should take serious note. Sometimes you need to unleash the cash to make a difference. We all knew Liverpool had attacking prowess but a very weak backline and it had been hurting them every season. This guy, Alisson, as well as the emergence of Alexander Arnold and Andy Robertson, have provided the missing piece Liverpool had needed all along. Little wonder they're where they are now. Imagine if Guardiola had succeeded in luring Van Dijk to City. Frightening thought.

Anyways, I believe next year's award will go to Sadio Mane. Barring injuries and Real Madrid, dude is going to blow next season. You heard it here first.
I agree with everything you just posted dude
Sports › Re: Virgil Van Dijk Wins PFA Player Of The Year by Myself2(m): 10:57am On Apr 29, 2019
Well deserved

Unlike that antelope Pogba that made the EPL 11 list unmeritedly
Crime › Re: 7 Nigerian Yahoo Boys Caught In America by Myself2(m): 5:39pm On Apr 27, 2019
Follygunners:
Olofo.
Oh, you be gunner, see if you help me sell Mustafi to Sunshine stars of Akure,,,,I go buy you one chilled bottle of Dom Perignon
Celebrities › Re: Zimbabwean Girl Cries After Meeting Patoranking For The First Time by Myself2(m): 5:36pm On Apr 27, 2019
PetroDollax:
stop talking nonsense. why not a forehead like nigeria coconut?

[s][/s]
No vex
Crime › Re: SARS Brutalize MC Chikaraw In Ozoro, Delta State by Myself2(m): 5:33pm On Apr 27, 2019
Lessonnn:
Fuvk you
All Muslim would be terrorist if judging by look alone.
What’s wrong is wrong.
Applause
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva And Olu Jacobs Welcome Their First Grandchild - Photos by Myself2(m): 1:46pm On Apr 27, 2019
How can she be his wife if he is Olu Jacobs and she is Joke Silver.

Abeg who get Agege bread make I take chop this hot akara ??
Politics › Re: 9th Senate: PDP Plots Goje - Ekweremadu Ticket by Myself2(m): 1:43pm On Apr 27, 2019
[quote author= post=77888905]DEAD ON ARRIVAL!


Lol cheesy, They have started planning for 2023 election?!
They have given up on the 2019 election tribunal already behind closed door, but want to keep 'chopping' the Cameroonian dollar$, badt guys!! cheesy wink grin[/quote]Oh you mean Buhari is bribing some members of NASS with Cameroonian dollars huh
Crime › Re: Four Fraudsters In EFCC Net Over $200k Bank Wire Transfer by Myself2(m): 1:34pm On Apr 27, 2019
kidap:
The Abuja Zonal Office of EFCC, on Thursday, April 25, 2019, arrested four suspects; Ajiero Onyeka, Clement Peter, Mustapha Zubiri, Agbo Austine Taylor for allegedly attempting to carry out a fraudulent Bank Wire Transfer to the tune of $200,000.

A team of EFCC operatives swooped down on the suspects as they were about to transfer the said amount from the account of an unsuspecting foreigner into a domiciliary account in Nigeria.

The Commission was tipped off when the suspects were sourcing for domiciliary account number which they will use to receive the money.

Bank Wire Transfer fraudsters have a practice of using other people’s domiciliary account to receive fraudulent money with the promise of giving the account holder a commission from the money. .

In some other instances, some of the account holders will be kept totally in the dark as to the source of the fund. .
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When the transaction is completed, the account holder will become the hunted criminal, while the main perpetrator will disappear without traces



Source: http://www.ngg.ng/2019/04/27/four-fraudsters-in-efcc-net-over-200k-bank-wire-transfer/
NAIRALANDERS BE WARNED
Celebrities › Re: Zimbabwean Girl Cries After Meeting Patoranking For The First Time by Myself2(m):
Awol1:
Her happiness for meeting patoranking is justified.

But calling her boyfriend a dummy is totally unjustified.

Why are women like this?
You dey mind am,,,why drag the innocent boyfriend into her emotional breakdown ??
The boyfriend sef try,,, see the girl forehead like Ghana coconut
Crime › Re: 7 Nigerian Yahoo Boys Caught In America by Myself2(m): 1:26pm On Apr 27, 2019
From the desk of the Editor in chief of NCAN , North America branch, there is nothing to confirm to you fellow nairalanders,,,,una can see say na dem dem ,
Politics › Re: Race For CBN Governor Heats Up by Myself2(m): 1:23pm On Apr 27, 2019
Abfinest007:
another position to be occupied by a northerner bcus buhari is a tribal bigot
Hmmmmm
Romance › Re: Married Lady Reacts After Man Called Her On Facebook And Flashed His Joystick. by Myself2(m): 1:15pm On Apr 27, 2019
Richardonald:
I need to check if she is saying the truth..
Don't mind her.The way she wrote Shagging gives me a feeling she loves shagging and was having a shaggy conversation with the man and the man declined.Which reasonable married woman accepts video calls from online internet strangers
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Igwe Ognonnaya Gets Car Gift After Obeying God & Sacrificed His Cars by Myself2(m): 1:10pm On Apr 27, 2019
JasonScoolari:
All these "Trade by Barter" Uganda pastor's sef.

Some of these cunning fraudsters device any means to scam their followers.

That was how one of them was deceiving his church member that he should sacrifice his 4matic jeep for the "Work of the Lord" and how God will open the floodgates of automobiles for him by this time next month,

Guess what the sheep did, He surrendered his car keys to the fraudster and trekked home with his heavily pregnant wife...

This happened early last year in Asaba and the man is still trekking, while the pastor is in control of the 4matic.

Praise the Lord!
If God wants me to sow anything, cash or object, of course He will tell me Himself through The Holy Spirit and NOT through any other person
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar, Your Bleached Skin Looks So Disgusting - Fans Blast Actress by Myself2(m): 1:06pm On Apr 27, 2019
fuckerstard:
E pain am..

Na hypo she dey use cheesy
E pain true true
Romance › Re: Mustapha Suleiman And Fatima Abdullahi Tuge: Ex Lovers Take Case To Police by Myself2(m): 12:58pm On Apr 27, 2019
SageMK:
Any woman that cannot handle getting used & dumped have no business getting into the side chick business.

You're like the first slice of bread.
Everybody touches you but nobody wants you.

This is the cruel fate that awaits every side chick. Amen.
Amen
Reminds me of a friend's side chick,who on discovering that my guy had other side chickens � � threatened my guy that she was gonna call his wife and tell her that my guy was cheating on them both grin grin grin
Na better thunder go fire all side chicks and side chickens
Sports › Re: Mohamed Salah Kills Pigeon In 5-0 Huddersfield Win, Liverpool Fans React(Photos) by Myself2(m): 12:46pm On Apr 27, 2019
KingAzubuike:
This salah is an overhyped bunch of shìt. He is just Willian part 2. Same style, same kick and follow gameplay . Willian is a bit better sef.
Talking about overhyped players, what do you have to say about Paul Pogba who is so over rated he made the EPL top 11 and Eden Hazard missed out
Politics › Re: Godswill Akpabio Meets Chris Ekpoyong, Laughs And Hugs Him (Photos) by Myself2(m): 5:00pm On Apr 26, 2019
Wiseandtrue:
They might be smiling in public but do you know what they do behindhuh

No one kills them, the way they kill themselves!

Some goes as far as using touts to achieve their aim!

So forget their 2 faced smiles

I can bet you that the incoming Senate is very wary of Akpabio vice versa but they won't show it!!!

Hmmmmm your brain dey there bro

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