₦airaland Forum

ceasyc:
@topic
wots wit some of these guys abroad having kids all over d place
by different women/baby mamas and wots wit all these baby mamas all over d place?

cant these men n women wise up? 
its appalling and disgusting!!!

a friend of mine dated a yoruba guy in london for about
six months b4 she found out dat he has 8 kids by 5 different women
he had told her @ d beginning of d relationship dat he is divorced n has 2 kids
she didnt really mind cos she has 1 kid herself n divorced too

my friend n d guy were talking marriage, babies n all but after d revelation by
another of his live in girlfriend  , my friend had 2 break it off

can u imagine dat b4 d revelation, he still wanted more kids wit my friend knowing
dat he already has 8 and he wanted 2 get her pregnant b4 marriage
but she insisted on marriage b4 babies (dats wot saved her ohhhhh)

WOT A MESS!!!

maybe the guy is just trying to have his own football them, so plz tell ur friend to go back to the guy let them have 3 kids to complete his starting 11

yommyuk:
Marry an Indian
best advise - HELL NO
Most racist people in the world
Hate them with passion
And that is 4REAL

nice, they are racist and u hate them, i guess u call that "two playing the same game". maybe u should look inward first b4 u start calling other ppl names

bluntpis:
If i need updates Nairaland works 4 me. If i nid tosters, omo na facebook. But i hate facebook bigtime.

the feeling is mutual

platinumnk:
funny i feel the exact opposite.

so u hate NL big time?

unitee:
lol Na2 and Iice am watching ooo

sweet heart, how are u doing? don't worry about iice, she is just a co-worker

iice:
[color=#9900ff]And yet thou has yet to spot a wrinkle [/color]

oh, i have spotted so many it is not even funny but don't worry, ur secret is safe with me

bluespice:
lol plat she'll always run away dont mind her
and who was calling my husband's name?

i thot i was ur husband?

[quote author=rita@NL link=topic=339005.msg4793534#msg4793534 date=1256410455]Na fight ! pesin come NL dey ask for advice ,u say she dey make thread for making sake . . . .dat's bad.Yousef open one na,if e easy to dey senseless
If you no fit tell am gud thing,nor talk nao
Abi you want make dem make you moderator cos he be like say na only senseless thread you dey alwaz see for NL oo.[/quote]lmao

Ebonyeyes:
The good men are a dime a dozen i.e its like finding a needle in a haystack in other words, they barely exist.

funny enough i thot it was only true concerning the good women

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Sorry this green skin is unmarred. Not one wrinkle [/color]

so u think but i got a well trained eye, i graduated top in my class from the detective school of "inspector gadget" and did my post grad with high honors from the marvelous school of "inspector clouseau"

r231:
no worry she go answer you soon

ever ready

Uche2nna:
I assumed the OP was talking about whites Of course the AA's come well endowed, sometimes too fucking endowed

U can add the Chinese to the flat chested , no booty having lassies category.

white and chinese i concur

r231:
oh oh

ask tyson wetin i do am

r231:
if miss NAIRALAND (THE AMAKA) catch una na wahala o lol

make she come, na upper cut get am

Uche2nna:
LOL!!!!!

Actually , I think he is right,  and yeah he forgot one thing, booty,

which american babes? whites? blacks? latinos? chinese? indians? aliens? etc? which one? 

Gamine:
@na2day
almost there, . . .

sweet deal, i am working on my act for "being surprised"

kill, for the sake of humanity

DDMoses:
you ve all spoken well, as one of us as rightly said, nairaland is an educational site where you gain from others, though some ascribed it as an abusive site, yet is still the best as you discuss national issues and other relevant matters, matters arising so to say, but in face i hardly go there, for there is no room for discussion or where to share your opinion, in short is a pleasure site.
Long live nairaland
Long live nairalanders,
Long live our great nation

keep lying to urself ok

nex:
@Moses

if you want to start a discussion or pursue a cause on Facebook, just like you start a thread on Nairaland, you can start a group on Facebook.

I started about 3 groups on Facebook (Enyimba, Lagos, and Vote Reprudencia Sonkey as Miss Africa United States), I'm a moderator in 2 groups (Album Review, and Naija ADs), and I'm a member of about 50 other groups (sundays @ d bay, Nairalanders on Facebook, Taruwa, I watched NTA 2 Channel 5 when I was a kid, Light Up Nigeria, Naija MAC Users, Edo Girls are Hotttt, , and several more)

there's even a Facebook Group I'm in that is more than ten times larger than the entire Nairaland with more than 5 million members ( Feed A Child With Just One Click).

We post notes, have discussions, organize events, mobilize members, sponsor activities and have discussions.

There's a Facebook event of one of the groups am in, It's going down on Sunday (Sundays @ D Bay). Moses, if you attend Sundays at the Bay just once, you will sing Facebook praise and worship songs forever.

Most people just come on Facebook to post photos, status updates and leave. Then tomorrow, they say Facebook is boring. Can you even compare Mafia Wars with any of the games we play on any other website?


I don't know why people should get offended when someone says one website is a waste of time to them. There are times when all you want to do is watch time pass while you give yourself some form of activity to ameliorate the boredom. That's wasting time and I do that both on Nairaland and Facebook sometimes. So I don't see why insults should arise.


The only website I know so far why insults are so brazenly thrown at innocent bystanders and lies are blatantly upheld as truth, with moderators stealthily awaiting unsuspecting, rule abiding members of the forum for banning, that site is called NAIRALAND!

don't mind this ppl, even when yahoo groups used to be th bomb, most nigerian forums there were way more educative than NL and had better moderators in a long shot, no comparison not to talk of FB.

IYA NGBALI:
Hello, guys,
This thread is for those that have "tasted" both sides of the coin or those who want to!
As someone who has experienced (or should I say experiencing) both worlds, i can tell you there are appreciable differences between these two creations.
Here are some of them, I will update this list as I remember more or if any question arises
1. American babes do not have as much breasts as their Naija counterpart, this is a minus.
2. American babes knows how to enjoy sex. They will tell you exactly how they are feeling each step of the way and won't be shy about it. They say things like "Yeah, good, keep doing that, I will soon come! etc" This is a BIG plus.
3. American babes won't ask for your last name or your family history before giving you a good time, that's a good thing.
4. Naija babes are, on average, prettier than Americans.
5. Americans won't call you if you don't call them. They don't disturb and have a high respect for your privacy. They ALWAYS ask before opening my fridge or using my laptop. I particularly love this last point.

DISCLAIMER
Note that I am not saying EVERY, ALL, etc. I am just saying that on the average, based on my own experience (and trust me, I have that ), this is what I have discovered. I am also not complaining at all, I'm just observing and sharing with my fellow nairalanders what my hands have touched and my eyes have seen so far


kai beta dey for yankee,abeg take me to america amelika

mister, ur number 1 and 4 are so so wrong it is not even funny

joaoche:
noting wrong with gay guys, God loves then too

FYI
those that trow stones first are always guilty of the same crime

God loves Satan too but that don't mean he isn't going to hell

bunno:
U NA DON FINISH THIS GUY.

@POSTER,TAKE HEART

and take another picture  _{remember to collect your money for this one back as the photographer no advise u well}

sylve11:
i know sey na u go first reply

no mind me na sleep no gree catch me   

spikedcylinder:
LOL!!! You know that was a typo.

it was? i thot it was the latest 21st century phrase and i needed to catch u 

Ujujoan:
LOL! I dint even get that!

why will u when u are secretly falling for the guy

yommyuk:
Hi Fellas.

why d fussing and fighting
If you r in nigeria and u doing well, Kudos and vice versa if u live in the west.
Let us all enjoyed the best of both worlds and give glory to God

well said sir

Gamine:
@na2day

ooooooooh, you have spoiled the surprise

my bad, i promise to act surprised

Ujujoan:
Okay guys . . fell free to break all hell loose!

we should fell free?

dariancole:
can we get to talk/meet 08033025274    darian

u want to meet the male poster? so gay!

Gamine:
hey i'm fine sweetie

on my way to see a VERY responsible bachelor

lmao.

really? u didn't tell me u are coming

Ujujoan:
True! But first he has to go for plastic surgery!

Dont wanna wake up every morning to a chimp!

now that is below the belt, if a guy calls a girl on this forum a chimp, all hell will break loose

Gamine:
WOW!

rotflmao

@topic

Where are you looking? Walker??

lmao!

hello angel, how have u been doing?

sylve11:
make una leave the guy na

who hold am?

THE AMAKA:
DUH!! who hasnt seen porn movies?   
that doesnt mean i spend 80% of my internet time watching porn and neither does that mean that i watch it often.
i havent seen porn in SOOO long.
im not into watching all that stuff like that.


im not hating, and neither and i an addict.

[size=16pt]speak for  urself, i am a child of the Lawd [/size]https://images.zaazu.com/img/download-angels-smileys-guardian-angels-angels-male-smiley-angel-smiley-emoticon-000076-large.gif

Emmxyl:
If you have a girlfriend that cheats on you and you are sure that she is a cheat but she still claims she is faithfully. What will you do. Please house advice me because I really love this girl and I might marry her.

have u called cheaters? they do wonders for ppl, try them and ur life will never be the same

degreat23:
any girl ready for serious relationship should call me on 07039594309

bros, u no try at all! i dey shame on ur behalf

degreat23:
if you no get talk comot here,besides not for you are you Girl,
poverty the disturb you,as poor reach na so every body poor

church rat

for ur mind u get money? shatap dia! ur dress sense na F9

Ujujoan:
Jeeez . . you are so ugly!

brutal honesty

Ujujoan:
It's true nawn. Guys like him should show their pictures last . . he should project other features first before his looks, cos THAT is not one of his greatest assets!!

LMAO!

Ebonyeyes:
Stay unmarried then and become that 100yr old uncle who still chases 25yr old girls

quit hating on the brother!


@ poster

naturally, women desire marriage more than men, any man that tells u otherwise don't know what marriage is