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yjay:
the bold print wasnt meant to be taken seriously but your contribution will be more than appreciated Mr. Na2day

who said anything about me contributing?

unitee:
lol my bible says you are the head therefore your decision stands i respect it lol? A good wife of the book of proverbs tells me so innit

i love me a bible believing proverbs 31 woman

190:
poster

run from for your life

to where?

why can't we be like the indians and adopt the dowry system? it's time for these girls to pay through their nose for a husband too

spikedcylinder:
Ogidi, smoke on jare! Shebi na u get your lungs?

wickedness in the highest places

OgidiBoy:
Thanks dear, I'm doing my best to quit, it's just so freaking hard to quit when folks all talk shit about you like smoking is the most terrible thing you can do. It's not my fault I'm addicted to smoking

i can cure u, meet me under the bridge at 635 & 75 ASAP!

tourmaline:
i am so happy i can find a place where i can fellowship with people of like minds on NL
i didnt know religion aspect has this section where one can get close to God in fact i an delighted. Thank you all for keeping the thread and holding the forte i wont miss it anymore for the world

welcome aboard

tourmaline:
I will instruct thee and teach thee in the way which thou shalt go: I will guide thee with mine eye.

one of my favorite scriptures

joaoche:
abeg carry your hypocricy go jare, .people like you are actually the ones that are gay on the downlow

comparing gay people to satan

let me guess, u are the holy one, right? nonsense! ! !

BlissMoney:
Yes, love is funny, it only come when you are not really expecting it. Some call it infatuation but when you it time it mature to a real life experience. It happen to me several time when, especially this last year December, Huuh, You know babes always dress fine this time. Everything just enter my head, i begin to dance in a swimming pool o f crazy love. Its a pity love can made you mad.

yeah right!

unitee:
lol i also wanna prove my love for you by sitting for this exam, lol so whoz gonna write it ?? you?? me ??

my love is greater so i will write the exams

TheSeeker:
Nigerian babes are the best.

LIE! ! !

chic2pimp:
Yea rite. Keep deceiving ya self u hia. Best Lmfao

no mind am jare

pc guru:
Let's do the math cuz reading all these dumb comments making my eye and brain sore.First if 10 women out of let's say 4 million women commit these act.Won't that be at least like 0.1% which is not feasible for you to go sexist and start regarding all women as opportunist.Waits in uk sef?

unfortunately, most nigerian girls are opportunist and left to them alone, the stats will be like 99%

truelover:
We met about 4 months ago and we decided to make it a serious relationship. She confesses she loves me, I call
her often but she hardly returns my call. I care 4 her and show my level of seriousness but she hardly calls me and when i asked y?
She said she doesn't have enough money to call. Even text she doesn't send me,  Can we call this love?

Now 2 days ago i called and she said she wanted to discuss something serious with me. She said her house rent has expired and there was no money.

I told her to tell her parents, 
Now in that same evening i sent a text  telling her that i'll deposit 20k into her account for the accomodation. Do you believe that i received 3 powerful text from this girl telling me that she loves me so much and bla bla bla,  She then called me immediately for 4 times, i didn't know where she got the credit from. But i didn't pick it.

Can this be money love or what?,  Have decided to put an end to the relationship and look for someone who'll luv me for who i am.

where have i heard this story before? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hold on it will come to me

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=344241.msg4817432#msg4817432 date=1256746044]My guy is always chatting with my friend on net, any thing i tells him about my friend he will say he knows, he everntually knows every thing about her even she herself knows everything about him and us, and i love both of them can some body tell me if something fishy is going on. plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz[/quote]u better retaliate, start chatting with all his friends and tell them stuff too, u can practice with me

prince4lif:
THIS IS A TRUE SITUATION OF A FRIEND OF MINE THAT WORKS AT OCEANIC, HOW CAN I HELP HIM!



It all started on a beautiful friday night, my wife and I were invited to a dinner party, my wife called her best friend to accompany us because her husband left the country 3 months ago for his Master degree in the US, so she's been lonely lately. After the party we took her to our place where her two kids and ours were been watch over by our house help, on getting home all the kids were asleep so my wife's best friend went to join her kids in the guest room, my wife went to our bedroom and I just change into my pijamas and returned to the living room watching the TV and replying some business emails. after about 45 minutes my wife's friend joined me in the living room,I asked if she wasn't sleeping she said she was bored and lonely, so we started gisting normally , she's very free with me, she got some drink from the wine bar and got me some, after a while she went she changed her siting position and she was already wearing a sexy transparent night gown I could even see her pointed nipples and the g-string she was wearing. Immidiately she got close to me I felt the heat,and this was becoming irresistible, I reached out for her boobs.squized and massaged them then she fell into my arms,I had the roughest sex I have ever had in years,it was like feeding a starving dog. After cumming I became relieved and had to tidy up before my wife finds out. I thought it would end there, this woman called me to say''Thank you the next day" .The third day she sent my wife to me and requested I come to her home to help her with some goods sent by her hussy, I went there, the kids were already sent to her mother inlaw, after helping her with all she needed to clear the goods her husband sent,she offered to entertain me but I said I had to get home, she in her tight outfit start her irresistible romantic moves onces again and was reaching for my trousers, I tried to stop, and made her understand the incident of the previous night was a mistake, but she was so stubborn and adamant,and began to cry,I was carried away and fell for her again,it was really an experience I can't forget. Now am in trouble, this woman seems to be enjoying every moment with me and has been so caring and even sends me up to 20 text messages a day at work. What can I do to get her off my back? I love my wife and wouldn't her to find out, HELP, HELP

bros, no be u i meet for one bank like so the other day telling some tales by moonlight story?

@ poster

just to clarify, are u saying she got pregnant by eating too much food and ice cream offered by sum1 else or are u saying pikin dey inside? if na pikin matter, HELL2D-NO! ! !

@ poster

what is the problem? the guy is giving u fair warning now, don't say he cheated on u bcuz soon and very soon a slim bunny will hop by and steal his heart. better loose that weight, ASAP!

lipuka:
Over the years, it has been a tradition, that whenever a man wants to marry, then bride price must be paid. In other countries, especially in Asia, and previously in Europe, it was the other way. The family of the girl had to pay dowry.

Dowry is what the family of the girl pays to the family of the man, while bride price is what the man pays to the family of the girl.

In India, dowry has been misused, to the extent that the family of the man demand a lot. Sometimes the girl is even killed if the dowry is not enough. In Africa, bride price has been commercialised. A highly educated girl commands more. In the past, it was a girl who was of good virtue and a hard working virgin who commanded a high price. Where do we get hardworking virgins today?

I believe both bride price and dowry have outlived their useulness. We cannot talk about sex equality and still contonue with these practises.

These practises must stop, and the sooner the better

supported, i here by move for the motion to halt any further paying of bride price by any man, living or dead! 

lipuka:
Well, if women want to continue being bought, they should not complain if they are treated like property

i concur! they always want to eat their cake and have it 

@ poster

preach preacher!

yjay:
This sure is an interesting thread cos i ve actually wondered abt itfor a while based on what my girlfriends tell me - they say the guys in the uk are so irresponsible and lazy, they say most of them want to live off women and becos according to my friends there is a high rate of single sistas, some of them dont mind footing all the guys bills regardless of how the guy treats them all in a bid to get hitched which is indeed a sad situation
I ve actually tried to hook some of them up with my guys friends in the uk but the guys are like (ma da won lohun bo se ma se ni yen) meaning that i shldnt mind the girls that they are all the same, my guy friends say the girls are wayward, and just want to stay at home doing nothing & expects to live off the guy & if he doesnt they move over to the next person. so it really is kinda confusing!!!!!!!! and this isnt based on just a selected few but a lot of them, so i think the solution is LET THE GOOD GUYS HOOK UP WITH THE GOOD GIRLS & VICE VERSA!

wow! ! ! u just solved the world's problems, aren't u the smart one! 

unitee:
ohh my dear why put me through fire lol
the name you used will make me say yes, the heart is willing darling but the fleshy has suffered enough of these exams lol, but for you I will do. how are you?

i am doing fine ooo, my love for u is just too strong for me to let u suffer through another exam, so to prove my undying love, i will write my own exams all by myself

Ebonyeyes:
Its best I ignore u because u make it your business to antagonise everything I say. Retarded really? is your mom retarded too?https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/msn/msn32.gif

sorry, my mom don't nag, but i guess u learned from ur mom and it obviously shows, like i said retarded

rhymz:
Lol, what's going on here? Indecency 101,OMG!

dude, it is free, stop complaining

bluespice:
how many times will i tell you not to drink and type?

i only took milk this time 

Ebonyeyes:
Well she has to be nagging fior a reason

women retarded excuse 101

unitee:
OHH darl I will love you with everything thats me except another exams dont want to see that animal in a million years dear it has taken all my energy.

now sweet heart, what will Jesus do?

Gamine:
No not you, i meant the post

oh

Sagamite:
Member: Halle B
Pix: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=10135
Description of pix: Beautiful face with MTN advert behind
Says to me: [After approaching and blowing lyrics & charm for about 5 mins, she softens up eventually and laughs thinking] OK, I am kinda of enjoying your company, I don't mind knowing you better so I will give you my number if you ask.

that's all she said? waste of precious lyrics and charm!

Gamine:
^^
So weird, some guys sha 

why am i weird? 

ceasyc:
hahaha! very funny - NOT
if she was your sister, how wud u feel n wud u say dat 2 her?

if she was my sister, she would be flogged 25 times a day sharia style for stupidly picking the wrong guys

don't have one, and who are u again?

unitee:
I am good ohh am almost through with my exams and will be starting on the last lap of research lol and I will be with you 24 hours lol.

I know Iice is good sister she keeps an eye on you to chase away vultures while am away . I miss you

miss u too hon, when u are done taking those exams, plz come take mine too, i am kinda tired of reading