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Sagamite:
Member: SeXy~DiVa

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Says to me: [She says] Baby, I am tired and not motivated anymore in studying for these stupid exams, I just feel like doing something else [I look at her, then say] OK, come here let me do a special move of mine that would relieve the pressure and respark your engines. The Doctor knows what you need. [She smiles like if she is not interested but I know she wants me to insist and persist jokingly]

o boy, i owe u money ooo, see how u go find my new sweet heart for me, thank u jare

Meldrick:
My dear, wake up!!! You must have left Nigeria to the US in the 60's and you are not aware of the happenings. Iam hooked up to the internet from my own home with my personal laptop. I bought my laptop during the first three months I began working in my company.

I have an uncle in the US who is now a citizen. Some years back he sent some coats to two of my other uncles in Nigeria. He indeed was feeling like a yankee super star but my uncles here in Nigeria were just laughing at him because those were coats you will see in okrika at yaba in lagos. He inded thought life was as bad as the foreign media and people like you paint it. When he came to Nigeria to inspect the progress of his building, reality dawned on him because he saw that the people he was sending coats for wear good suits and were doing good jobs. He became startled (and let me use the word) flabbergasted when he realized they had gigantic structures in Lagos. They were doing good jobs.

As am writing now, he is thinking of relocating and my other uncles wanna fix him up with a good job here.
My advise to you all out there who are posing with the labour of others is for you to come back home and enjoy the freedom of been in your country rather than complaining of money growing on trees. Men and women like Martin Luther, Rosa Parks struggled for blacks to have a decent life in US and today you are there posing. Why don't you come back home and be the Martin Luther of your country.

The only Nigerians respected in the US are those that have made impacts in their own home and affected the world at large not liabilities to the US who come to enjoy basic amenities meant for true Americans.

my brother, help me tell her

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=333635.msg4751973#msg4751973 date=1255789795]My darling missing ribs, told you I was the one for you all along So are you just gonna let her sweep the pregnancy issue under the carpet knowing you are not the father Do you need me to help kick her to the curb by dragging her by the scruff of the neck, knowing you and your Church mind abhors violance of any sorts [/quote]today na sunday ooo, let us remain holy unto da lawd

ebila:
Oh my God! Which people be dis?Na2day,come carry all dis your concubines commot 4 here o!

why nau? we dey discuss serious family matter

una still dey here?

chiogo:
Honeric, you just don't get it.

In Nigeria, you can work your ass off and still not be able to buy a laptop or even get a job to begin with. In America, if you don't have those things, it's not due to lack of opportunity but laziness to take advantage of the opportunity. simple!

wrong! lots of folks can afford a laptop in nigeria even when i was there but they for some reason think that it is super cheap here and will can buy it easily as we buy breakfast

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=261058.msg4753712#msg4753712 date=1255809844]Eeya, pele take heart you hia, everything happens for a reason dearie, and if you need to get things off your chest, we are here for you [/quote]when u mean everything, does that including u sticking ur head into the ground?

Sagamite:
Member: suricattca

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Says to me: [I am relaxing in a park and fell asleep, she comes over and says] Hi, are you OK? [I am thinking] Yeah, I would be better if I get to know you.

lol, nice one there

Abuzola:
God is one, He is Allah, the christian god died in pieces and even cried. Chei see mathew 27:46

ignorance is truly a disease

olusolami:
I have met a BIG grl wt d rit curves and luking extremely breathtaking than d skinnygee acros d table thinking she's all dt. Skinny? Fat? Whateva makes u cn carry around wt cnfidnce and nt self-pity.

so u have never seen a fat guy that is breathtaking?

ebila:
Wetin u mean?

**&^%#~&%*$#~! i reply in japanese

Ebonyeyes:
Most guys nowadays look like they could be housing quintuplets.

we are just trying to catch up with the shapeless girls

unitee:
I receive how av u been darling? I wish i was a bird i would fly to my love. Am a happy woman naw

doing alright, thank God its friday, need this rest. i guess we can fly to mountain everest this weekend ey?

lovemoi2:
AS FOR THE DUMBFUCK GUYS JUDGING ME

at least i am being honest, i know so many girls that after loosing their virginity feel the same way i am feeling now

we talk, do u think this is something we will tell our boyfriends?

i am only being human and honest

so u were keeping a journal of idiots like u? good!

sexy back:
gosh!do u see flabby arse and laps and waist these days.what they do is that they wrap all these fats in tight clothing and tell themselves that they are beautiful.told my friend dat i was going to d gym and she was asking what i wanted to do there.guys what do ya think?

i kiss u a billion times for this thread  the funny thing, they are the one crusading that they want a 6 pack brother 

baybbootz:
gym or no gym its a personal choice

even wifout gym d stress sm 9jirians face in a week z able 2 kip em fit, even fitter dan some gym goers

so in ur ignorant world, stress keeps ppl fit, right? better go return that certificate they gave u and apologize to all ur lecturers for wasting their time

@ topic

yeah, i get alot of those calls, i need a laptop, i usually reply, me too but the fact of the matter is some of us don't help the situation, they use credit cards to buy alot of things they will pay for, for the next one year and take those things home to show off, naturally those poor folks think money must grow on trees here

OLAADEGBU:
Mercy Seat

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i love this song like die, nice one mate

tamme:
indians and black people

no way

why not?

Eshyy:
How i go call saint liar, ehem i b won ask weda u chack[s][/s]ogogoro no holy water wey u dey trip ova rock not stone

i no chack anything ooo but it was a miracle i tell u

Ebonyeyes:
Common now you are clutching straws here

straws ke? Read my 1st post that has been my stance from the beginning

Ebonyeyes:
Duhhhhhhhhhhhh Re-read my post, I said the guys do yahoo and the girls sell sex because conditions are hard in the country . I sympathize with both parties who have to do those things though I dont condone both activities.

unfortunately i was referring to ur general pattern of posting which is a crusade against men, so my point is why do u understand the girls prostituting conditions and u don't understand the condition of a cheating man, hypocrisy i tell ya!

manak:
thanks na2day,pls when u applied did u apply based on work experience or based on qualification?, and also how long does the interview actually last?

they just look at the formed u filled and asked u questions based on what u write, so if u are working u write it there and i stay all day at the embassy for my interview, u might have a short day there than i did, the interview itself is not long depending on ur confidence and God's gracious mercy

Ebonyeyes:
Funny how you conveniently forgot to highlight the yahoo/kidnapping/marrying-for-papers business your gender is world-wide famous for. I dont condon it but I understand where they are coming from.

but u don't understand where men are coming from? it is called hypocrisy

Eshyy:
No jokes needed here pls atleast not2day.

emm, are u calling me a liar?

unitee:
Am trying my best dear, what i know is i wont let u down about.loadz of love Unitee

kisses for success

ravenzord:
Man how did U view this chick? What's with uploading her pic up-side-down,she wan make we break our neck?

no bi small thing, now my laptop don break bcuz i turn am upside down to see yeye pic

Sagamite:
It seems awon boys binu binu about my revelation. At least na only high level I give them, I never give dem the details of how we progress with taking number and getting them to the den.

we don change the name now to GPS (goal prospecting strategy)hope that works

Ujujoan:
It is his respondibility in an indirect way! His wife is his first responsibility, her famil is secondary. He's not MANDATED to do that but if he can he should. If he refuses then he's just being wicked!

welcome to the 21st century, there is no direct or indirect responsibility of any kind for a husband to pay his wife's family fees, medical bills or any shitz they have even if he is a billionaire in dollars and it is not wickedness, it is called "catching up to the ideals of the 21st century nigerian girl". if u want him to do so, marry an 18th century nigerian man and make sure u do not quote him ur 21st century rights as a woman

ebila:
I don gage o! I be couple now!

ehen! na who make dat kin mistake?

chic2pimp:
I'll rather call it FEMINISM

no mind them

aomom:
yup buh u need to carry her burden a lil

yeah, after she learns how to be a woman

aomom:
yur rite but helping others is the key thing! see some1 mum died, at the burial they were like hu will like to say things that she remebers about her i tell you something nobody got up to say jack!

that is beside the point, i am talking about the double standard NL girls have, it is ok for them to change their traditional role but when a man does the same they want to raise hell. the man need not pay a cent!

Ebonyeyes:
Very unfortunate. People gotta eat though, there are no jobs, parents are struggling themselves. Women have turned to the sex-trade business and the men have turned to the yahoo/kidnapping business. That country is on a down way spin into destruction.

so ur "holier than thou" attitude is just BS. u are willing to give a pass to women that do prostitution but raise righteous anger against men that cheat, HYPOCRITE! ! !

Eshyy:
Wats d closest u tink u've com to fallin in luv

i tripped over a rock and fell down in front of a beautiful girl's feet, talk about falling in love