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plz i am looking for my 3rd wife, i hear that NL is dumping some out-of-date products

whiteroses:
why the pretence you no want some licky licky? i'm sure you'd tap that lool

God forbid bad thing. i rather turn priest

tithe:
@The Amaka, it is obvious that u ve a mission

you have succeeded in hypnotizing most guys here,if not for my odaeshie i would ve been a victim

kanye west - u made him to fall inlove with u infact u ve[i] confessed[/i] him

posakosa - u ve turn him to a laughing gas without control

Harry potter - u ve made him yr supporter and follower till death do u part

The seeker - u ve reduce him from man to a boy

na2day - u reduce his iQ from no6 to no2

For the rest go and take the antinode

retract that statement with immediate effect and without calamity!  amaka no dey fear face? no make me turn both of u into tipalia fish 

kanye West:
The Ibo animals on this thread will never cease to amaze me

I dream of a Nigeria devoid of Ibo people. There will be less prostitution, less greed, less hungry people, less fraudulent people, less street touts and hawkers selling everything from Fanbelt on the road to Cement, less c/d pirates and less murders since its only ibo people that manufacture 95% of fake drugs killing Nigerian Children and its their ibo girls that model and market these fake death drugs! And more especially people like Amaka and her tribe can be kicked into Niger, Mali or Cameroon where those ones wont be as benevolent as Nigerians accomodating these Asswipes!

which reptile did u evolve from again? your brain didn't develop at all, in fact it shrunk    last time i checked, igbo ppl wanted a nigeria without them, we all know how that went

netotse:
is that old woman spikey you are talking to?[size=5pt]of the ponmo lips[/size]

you dont know she can father you twice on NL. . .be warned!

actually, she is my great grand daughter, i bought her her 1st pampers

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=344241.msg4851983#msg4851983 date=1257244450]yes, my love was hidding some thing from me , my heart is to heavy to say it now, maybe later _{and u knwo wat the both of them are in N.L}[/quote]they are both in NL, oya give me their names, age and address so that i can address them personally

patwhizkid:
No, she is.

how can u tell?

patwhizkid:
Lmao! Is Amaka searching for a single and virgin guy?

amaka is not a virgin

spikedcylinder:
Meaning the original topic was actually interesting.

obviously, u are new to the real NL

finemocha:
@whiterose

pls tell me that girl in your profile is wearing an underwear covered with hair.

@whiterose

why must ppl like u always make me dream bad dream? which kin pic dey ur profile so?

Jessicablo:
you guys should keep your eyes away too

its a free world and everybody is entiltled to whatever he or she want to wear or do

exactly, so when a guy feels like cheating, his girl or girls shouldn't complain

[quote author=Beautful.B link=topic=344241.msg4851369#msg4851369 date=1257238842]Thanks every body, the cat has been let out of the bag, my mouth is too heavy to say maybe wen i have the courage [/quote]u put a cat in a bag?

whitelexi:
Hmmm, perhaps u were not the intended target of such boredom then, perhaps u should look the other way. . .

9 inches!

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=316937.msg4851197#msg4851197 date=1257236407]the scale i saw showed swaziland and about 2 other african countries with a rate of HIV/AIDS as "30% + " meaning thats anywhere above 30%
thats just sick.

the bottom line and the point im trying to make is that you can never know who youre fuking with.
some of the women probably have it and dont even know they have it.
1 month compared to the rest of your life.
anyway i know you are all jokes, but there are some people in reality as dumb as that.
anyway whatever floats their boat. like i said, it aint my body or my life. you do you.[/quote]that's why u buy the aids tester, it is easy to carry and only cost 2 down payment of $19.99 but wait, if u order now, u will get one free, that is 2 aids tester for 2 down payment of just $19.99 with free shipping, and they will even add for free this "aids can't touch me" mini traveling bag

Mr blazer:
Maybe it is hard to start but let me start by saying " Hello Pweety4me, like to meet ya." . There is nothing there, you can start by being polite to a fellow member and stop being childish by saying " Hello Pweety4me, I want to 'F word' you". That is totally repugnant. Some of us are up to 30yrs but acting like teens. we should be nice to each other for God sake. I love you all.

hello Mr Blazer, i will not like to meet u

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=316937.msg4851012#msg4851012 date=1257233996]what the hell does swaziland have to do with anything?
if you are angry that i crashed your party last night, sorry for you.
if you want to go and catch HIV, that is your own business. i was only giving you a minor warning.
after all it isnt my life or my body that i will ruin with doing such meaningless, pointless, wasteful acts.
for one day of pleasure you go throw your life away. in a country where probably at least 50% of the population has HIV/AIDS
shame on you.[/quote]who said anything about one day of pleasure, it is a whole month of vacation with the beauties and if there are 50% infected, it simply means there are 50% that are not, more than enough for me to have my fill

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345971.msg4851109#msg4851109 date=1257235309]instigator, you no get work?[/quote]i get, instigating 

TheSeeker:
Lexi nwa mama, word on the corridors of power and romance on NL has it that you are getting down with Ebonyeyes. . . you had better back the f.uck off

DEATH! ! ! 

whitelexi:
Oxymoron ko, Irony ni

How can u even begin to contemplate the impossible?
Taking thoughtless risks with individuals who are as volatile as petrol??

Talking of Ebony sef, word on the corridor is that she fled nairaland after receiving the rough end of a battle of words with another nairaland member. . .  Do u think we're gossiping?

this corridor una just dey yan abt, na which part of NL e dey? 


@ all

before i forget, i have brand new NL spouses, fresh off the factory for all of u looking for a mate, just IM me

whitelexi:
Word in the grapevine is that Amaka nwa mama is looking for a life partner too, 2 of u might wanna put the fiestiness aside and make nairaland the proud owner of a successful union

TheSeeker:
Me and Amaka? You want make I die prematurely? Abeg oooooO!!!!! My mama still get hope say I go be president one day and I no want Sandra Achums or Eucharia as wife abeg oooo

ROTFLMAO! i can't wait to attend ur funeral if this union ever happens

Harry Potter:
@na2day i think u are suffering 4rm romantic flu
@op there is 70% probability dat one can meet his/her life pattener here.

let me guess, u are a romantic/love doctor, right?

Yoighaman:
I choose to continue where BABASEXY stopped.

Dear THE-AMAKA,

You lack the moral justification to post and manage this thread; how dare you vent venoms on "Nigerian men and women" and expect us to respond to an ill-mannered young lady.

Piece of advice: Behave yourself in public.

Should u require further clarification; please start a new thread with "HOW DO I BEHAVE MYSELF IN A PUBLIC ENVIROMENT?"

kanye West:
Amebo no1 and FLgator are just 2 retarded animals patroling this romance section misyaning nonsense . . . Stupid cows!

ROTFLMAO!

spikedcylinder:
I think Sagamite needs a new thread - the cleaner version of this one.

*yawns*

meaning?

OgidiBoy:
Nah I'll enjoy it better if it was your pic.

amaka no get pic, she has been forbidden by the church of swaziland to take a pic

scottN:
I'd really like to meet one away from nairaland. . . . . probably you!

_{cough cough cough!} this cold is just getting out of hand

iorhenter:
same here

"Bad company Corrupts Good Manners". Outrightly it's wrong, it's not even something Christians should be deliberating about. If you can't talk them into stoping it, "COME OUT OF THEM"

my view? ZERO TOLERANCE, simple

with u all the way sir

@ topic

basketmouth talk say, b4, u go open pant see yansh, now u must to open yansh see pant. poster, na the end times jare, just carry your bible cover ya eye 

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345954.msg4844606#msg4844606 date=1257152595]was i replying to you? [/quote]oh i see, this is just to make ppl keep replying so that ur thread will be long, gotcha! i will just keep low

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345954.msg4844540#msg4844540 date=1257152009]NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not that.
when it comes to terms of gosh i cant explain it.
but thats not what im getting at.
they will insult nigerian women and the women will insult nigerian men.
what is this war or battle of the nigerian sexes or what?[/quote]i have already explained it to u, what else do u want to hear?

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345971.msg4844517#msg4844517 date=1257151795]i want to marry you ooo!!![/quote]cough cough cough! this cold sef

whitelexi:
Very possible, in fact, very very possible!

lord lexi, is there a secret u wish to reveal to us ur noble students of lexi jedi ways

[quote author=THE-AMAKA link=topic=345954.msg4844382#msg4844382 date=1257150333]two wrongs do not make a right.

i was thinking this.
it sounds weird but it doesnt sound strange when i hear a nigerian bash a fellow nigerian of the opposite sex. its almost become something normal for me.
i cant exactly explain it.
but when i hear "nigerian guys are so ugly" or "nigerian girls are so ugly, they are greedy, they smell, they yab and nag too much" " some of those dirty smelling girls that cant cook and dont know how to dress" "or their hair is ugly and she looks like a monkey"
"nigerian guys are so foolish, they cant do anything for a woman" "these guys dont even  blah blah" i cant think of anything else.
but you kinda get what i mean, its a little something like that.
when i read this now it almost becomes a "whatever" and it shouldnt be like that.

tell me how often will you see whites say things about this to each other.
"white guys are so ugly, they look like shit"  "white girls are so ugly, they look like shit, they smell like dogs and pigs. they dont know to take care of maintain themselves. white girls have no class. they are all gold diggers. blah blah"
you kinda get what i mean.

if they were saying that to each other that would be ABSURD and shocking a bit.
like ive grown used to nigerians bad mouthing each other, and it shouldnt be like that. thats just weird.
but if i saw another race do it, it would be so strange like HUH? cause they always stick together like mad flies.
i doubt they would ever diss their own people, their own color, their own mothers and fathers like that.

[/quote]cure the root cause then we can all sing wyclef

coolier:
One never can tell!

NL? plz, one can tell big time

red roses:
she was 1st known 2 me as his cousin but now claiming 2 be his girl

do u think dat i should leave them alone or what.

as she fine pass u, wetin u go do? leave the bobo jor, the one wey deserve am don come

@ topic

DEATH! ! !

muffins:
I don't think it's possible considering the fact that most of the men here are scammers.

meaning all the ladies here are gold diggers. thanks for the clarification

Henrygirl:
I thought I heard all of his songs, but this is a new one on me. I like it and will buy it. Thanks!

beat u to it, i already bought it 


here is another in the same album


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx3EAxV5EqM

@ topic

it is always started by the girls for many ages now, the only difference is, guys now return fire