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[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3956694#msg3956694 date=1243831400]guess wot, i will even be more mader if u no stay inside dat labor room [/quote]oh, i promise to stay in the labor room but i also promise to pass out, just me multitasking on my promises 

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3956696#msg3956696 date=1243831716]poor man no be dat kinda waterbed ma doc say make i dey use

the one dat comes intact is the one i want

na me u wan pour cold water on

try it naa n miss ur food for a week [/quote]ok, make we skip the bed part

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3956697#msg3956697 date=1243831882]ok now, make i believe u only for once [/quote]hallelujah! miracles still happen

wanville:
But offcourse, Love is a give and take situation

huh, i will remember that oo

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3956569#msg3956569 date=1243824408]Rotflmao

gawd punish u there, as if wen u were in the bedroom doing it u pass out [/quote]if i pass out that time u go vex na so i no pass out then

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3956578#msg3956578 date=1243824855]i am not using any mat with kinky healing power jare

btw, ma pastor no dey sell any mat, 4 wot now

just so u knw, ma doctor said with ma condition i should be sleeping in a waterbed and waterbed only [/quote]no wahala, i get plenty of water that i can pour on the bed

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3956580#msg3956580 date=1243824933]dnt twist it now [/quote]twist it? hardly

wanville:
Offcourse I'ld want a Will Smith by ma side, a honey bunch I can wake up to every morning, someone who is BLOODY RICH!!! blah blah blah, The list goes on and on,
However knowing that you can't always get what you want so I'ld opt for what I need.
If I have a guy that has the same value system as me and I know I can trust him with my life(who wud be willing to die for me), am gud 2 go

will u be willing to die for him?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3956552#msg3956552 date=1243823828]i have back pain so i cant use the mat

or abi, u no wish me good health [/quote]dont worry, i hear say the mat get healing powers, bought it from ur pastor, he cant be 419 now

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277418.msg3956561#msg3956561 date=1243824070] [/quote]hello sweetie, u were not included in that description

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3953367#msg3953367 date=1243739677]i live in the present jare [/quote]she who fails to plan plans to fail

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3953374#msg3953374 date=1243739858]rofl which one b martin luther skillz again

enlighten me nah [/quote]u dont know the "I have a dream" skill? i will give u one, "I HAVE A DREAM TO PASS OUT WHILE YOU ARE IN THE LABOR ROOM FOR ALL OUR 16 CHILDREN"

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=277418.msg3953839#msg3953839 date=1243754165]Dying within?Men fall more deeply in love than women. They're far more capable of true love and their emotions are generally more intense,irrespective of whatever they display on the outside. If the guy likes her he WILL tell her. If she wants a relationship with him, she'll wait for him to ask her. If she wants a fling, she should go and throw herself at him. It appears he's about to ask. But the suspense is killing her and she's impatient and wants to preempt him.You'd better wait. Or next time,steer the conversation to what he said he wanted to tell you and encourage him until he does tell you. Don't risk all for nothing.[/quote]it is funny how when it comes to asking for love naija women always claim old fashion but cooking they tell u they are 21st century girls. times have changed girl, a guy will use u whether he asked u 1st or u did. ur respect in a relationship is not built on the approach or request but what happens there after, how u conduct urself, boundaries u set. she will remain there until another sharp warri/ph/lagos girl will show up and steal his heart right from under her nose

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3953473#msg3953473 date=1243742416]oh no, dis boi u no dey hear word

i no like box spring beds [/quote]we are using mat this time not box spring bed 


[quote author=George_D link=topic=271905.msg3955573#msg3955573 date=1243801269]Dis tango go end for somewhere outside NL very soon o! I wish the two of una
luck sha [/quote]bros, thank u o jare, da lawd go do ur own for u too

wanville:
women nag 4 the same reason men cheat, wen u figure out y men cheat u r good 2 go from there

u r right u know. i wont bother to figure out while men cheat(women only exercise their right to explore ), lets just leave it as it is, women should continue to nag while men continue to cheat and nobody should complain, PERFECT WORLD!

Ejadamen:
@ Chuck Bass, 
Are you married? In the situation you posted, di the guy marry the lady for looks or for companionship. Granted she should maintain her looks but you make it sound like he married for beauty.

hmmm, its kind'a funny when a guy loses his job and can't provide for his family as he use to, his wife starts acting out or even leaves him, now did she marry him for his money? i clearly remember tons of NL girls here that preach "no money no romance" . why should a guy keep u if u loose ur shape?

sup ppl

anayoez:
I'm sorry to start this way but I have no apologies for it.

90% of people that gave their reply to this topic are nothing but grown men locked in childhood mentality. How can you take a topic as serious as this to show how degenerate and immoral the Nigerian system have made you.

Better look,read and learn than expose your foolishness and stupidity,

Back to the issue of the day,

In as much as everyone's lifestyle, character and attitude differs, I think that what every women want from any man is that sense of SECURITY. Wherein you have to secure her against so many fears going on in her mind.

which goes in this manner,

she needs,

Physical security

Spiritual security

Emotional security

Psychological security

and whatever kind of security you can construct in your mind,

That's all they need,

obviously u haven't seen the show "CHEATERS"

Outstrip:
This is really sad. I will pray for you guys. I hope everythiing works out though.

thoughtful

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3953378#msg3953378 date=1243740001]then u berra learn how to leave ur dirty laundry at the bedroom or else i will push then out [/quote]its in the bedroom, u wanna come check it out?

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3953261#msg3953261 date=1243736791]which london?

untill u have met all those requirements no yab about wedding again oo

u hear [/quote]i believe in planning 4 the future

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3953265#msg3953265 date=1243736886]u neva wake up 4rom ur dreamzs [/quote]dont make me show u my martin luther king skillz

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3953272#msg3953272 date=1243737063]lol are u now afraid [/quote]i know no fear ma

hackney:
Yankee too rowdy ; u fit do am for london?
Ah , sorry, na madam sissy go decide that one ( which kind risk i jusk take just now just now)

Oya make una continue una banter as per we don surrender thread join another thing

we go do am for london, i hear say good things dey happen to NL guys for london

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3952763#msg3952763 date=1243725286]which den

wot kinda wedding plan

u no get mansion, u no get money,

u r afraid of 15pikins and u havent repented

n u r here talking abt wedding plans

with who sef

no make me vex oo [/quote]by sunday my repentance go complete then we go discuss all the marriage issues and i don agree to the 15 pikins sef, infact i wan add one to make am 16, one for NL

[quote author=Mad_Max link=topic=277418.msg3952564#msg3952564 date=1243722309]Don't tell him. DON'T. Get a hold on yourself.[/quote]she will end up dying within

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3952773#msg3952773 date=1243725416]if i get stubborn head, which one get u

soft or medium head [/quote]actually, intelligent and reasonable head, thats the one i get

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3952786#msg3952786 date=1243725618]u rnt trying hard enough

which allowance with the money u no get or the one u r sting with

u r tempting me ooo [/quote]sssssh! we can not be washing my our dirty linens outside in the public like others

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=274704.msg3948817#msg3948817 date=1243654244]maybe wen it comes to lie but not truth. truth get only one part

btw LAKERS WON yay. hope u r watching, you hater [/quote]i was supporting the lakers u were supporting denver, quit lying

hackney:
Make una 2 just marry make we rest.

wedding plans are on the way, u r invited

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=143396.msg3948811#msg3948811 date=1243654015]make me then [/quote]woman! u get stubborn head oooo

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=277418.msg3948816#msg3948816 date=1243654084]no vex me now oo

oya talk [/quote]i hear say thunder fit strike if i talk am

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=271905.msg3948820#msg3948820 date=1243654437]then try harder [/quote]i am trying harder ooo


[quote author=George_D link=topic=271905.msg3949508#msg3949508 date=1243676985]This one wey una two wan meet for church so, I hope we no go hear another story
for nairaland of 'çhop and clean mouth'? Na allowance we dey discuss before o! [/quote]bros no na, na allowance she wan collect from me, so we dey meet for church

[quote author=T.S link=topic=277287.msg3949674#msg3949674 date=1243681193]women who dont nag and get things done all the same are true leaders and can step up to most men. they are in many cases more mature than their male counterparts, unfortunately, they only 2.5% of the nigerian female population and bout 8% of the female population globally. Hardly does anyone of them realise that a man would respect a woman who can make her point and stand her ground without nagging! [/quote]word!