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my spider web around ur neck and u still dey alive? are u saying my web na igbo made? na yab u wan yab me abi? if u wan yab me make u start with "u dey craze" make i know say true true na yab u dey yab me.

now on a more serious note, i am the fly, u are the spider, i will only accept that i am the spider if that smile of urs was swinging a wedding bell

Sisi Jinx:
Rotflmao! No cheating!! Read the poem and put it in the right context. How can you be the fly here when a blind person can see your spider web tightening around my neck?

If I let you have your way, the next thing will be someone doing this  https://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dead.gif over me.

the prove will be "spoilt" whenever she is ready

franmary:
dude quit hating, it's the gift i chose and i am sticking to it   

give a proof/testimony of ur gift that you chose

@ Sisi Jinx

thanks for the dramatic poem, i can see clearly now that i am the fly and u are the spider but there is a difference though, in my case, i am willing to take the risk and test that web of urs, if i get caught na me go find trouble but if not, i am smart like that. so i will take ur offer bcuz u are worth the risk 

amen ooo!

dude quit hating, it's the gift i chose and i am sticking to it

franmary:

ok dude, why do u think kissing to deaf is a miracle? choose better gift no be ashwo gift

Amen oooo, i receive it in Jesus name!

toskom:
this is the word of the lord for somebody special in 2009, get ready to RISE, KILL, AND EAT. This is the prophetic word of the lord. Act 10.

Sisi Jinx:
I'll take compliment for 1000, Alex! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif

taloje Alex?

Sisi Jinx:
Hmmm, Wonderful experience you say?

Then why am I suddenly reminded of that spider and fly poem. . .

*flashback Naija Movie style with the godawful background music*

Will you walk into my parlor?" said the Spider to the Fly,

'Tis the prettiest little parlor that ever you did spy;
 
The way into my parlor is up a winding stair,

And I have many curious things to show you when you are there."

. . . and we all know how that ended. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

_{thank God i dont know the poem}. now on a more serious note, are u saying i am a fly who u r luring into ur web trap?

Sisi Jinx:
https://images.zaazu.com/img/zip-zip-animated-animation-000408-large.gif

yes u do that baby, u do just that


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=212242.msg3278722#msg3278722 date=1230495257]Many of these men left loved ones in Nigeria before they travelled.
It is only natural for them to go back to Nigeria and marry. Whatz the problem??[/quote]i tire ooo

is it the same apology she gave then lata yab folks?

busybein:



ok for real,u people should let this thing die abeg,afterall d rubbiee has apologised to everyone on this thread

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=212242.msg3277026#msg3277026 date=1230445958]u want some [/quote]yes ma, especially at nite when i get hooked up on replying my NL msgs. my goal is to be like u when i grow up.


[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=212242.msg3277040#msg3277040 date=1230446723]as if those nigeria single ladies abroad r not good enough [/quote]yea, just another understatement. please list the good ones u know, i did like to see that list.

skolars:
sea goddes plz call me
its very essential
i m gone to church
but will go wit ma phone waiting for ur call ok
08037633338

dumb ass!

Sisi Jinx:
Tee hee hee. . . was just pitying Marthas is all.

Seems they are always getting the short end of the stick. . . literally speaking of course.

what stick? the truth stick?

lucabrasi:
because of the erroneous/false believe that girls in nigeria are wifey material and the ones abroad are either too westernized or of loose morals

that belief is not entirely true but hardly false. table is turn on ur jack!

dude, miracle works both ways, choose the one that fits ur fantasy, i have chosen mine

franmary:
why u no find dull kiss so that dull go get life, na only to turn normal person from good hearer to deaf and dumn u sabi

haba, didn't the bible warn us that even the devil can appear to us as an angel of light?

D1KeleVra:
Well a ruby is meant to be a precious stone. . . in this case, I'm not so sure.

so what was it u smoked before coming online tonite? it is really working for u

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=212242.msg3277015#msg3277015 date=1230445575]yes most  Nigeria men do go home and marry cox of the following reason i think.

1) family pressure both home and abroad some think that some Nigeria ladies abroad have grown wings to be controlled or make a good wife, they americanized or londonized or foreignized to still recognize their places / values/cultures as a wife in the home.

2) Nigeria mentality, some believe that getting a home made wife means she is better, she will be more submissive to the husband, she is not yet tamed by the western lifestyle. she will make a good wife blah blah and the list goes on.

3) and then they are those who have promised some women they will come back and marry them and they actually do it

and i actually think it is stupid reasons for them give cox if u think bout it, some these "home made untamed" ladies will be eventually tamed by the western culture and then they will learn the rules of the lands and will even be worst than those who are there blah blah[/quote]

the dude said they went to get Mary not marry, so why the stress? haven't u notice the acute shortage of Mary(s) in america?  

Sisi Jinx:
The topic is not enough reason for me to shake my head? https://welovefreebies.com/folders/templates/default/images/smilies/nono.gif

well the one that took ur lips obviously dont know how to work them to ur eardrums the offer is still on the table. its gonna be a life changing experience for u, trust me

spoilt:
Erm, No. My lips are taken. Thanks though for offering.

Sisi Jinx:
Well! I don't know if I should be complimented that you think I am smart or offended that it took you this long to figure out that I am smart


What say we wait until they actually ban us, eh? I think ahead but I don't jump the gun. . . ya know warramsayin'?


Bliss, eh? Hmmmm

which do u think i am referring to? a compliment or an offense?

sometimes it is best to plan ahead

and yes bliss, am sure its gonna be a wonderful experience

Sisi Jinx:
https://welovefreebies.com/folders/templates/default/images/smilies/nono.gif

alright, what is ur stress this time?

benincitys:
they want mumu that why they go home to marry.

so are u saying nigerian girls living in nigeria are mumu? na question i ask ooo

did they tell u that they are lonely? bros look before u leap oooo

wuni:
I noticed men living abroad go back home and get marry, why?bUT we have alot of lonely , beautiful, loving and very very romantic girls in abroad, I wonder why?

u want me to kiss u?

spoilt:
I'm suprised i havent gone deaf yet.

i see, i got a smart one on my hands well, since they might ban us, u might as well mail me so we can have each other contacts and continue our bliss somewhere more private eh, what do u say?

Sisi Jinx:
*sigh*

It's always the friends the other friends are jealous of who are the last to know their friends are jealous of them.

As for the name. . . oh just thinking ahead, ya know for when they ban both of us for off topic (yeah, Mr. Oga sir is finicky like that https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/29.gif)

However, if you are not worried about then let's rock on!! https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/111.gif

nah, they are not jealous. as per the name, i am good with what i have, u got a prob with that?

Sisi Jinx:
Rotflmao!

Is this the part I sing. . . I Believe I can Fly but change the I to YOU?

By the way, I've you thought tha maybejust maybe your good fellows don't want to help you find it because they are jealous? Hmmm https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif


PS
Have you picked a new name yet?

thats the problem, i have search deeply in myself and still can't find a thing. i even asked 2 good fellows to help me check but still they couldn't find a thing. i appreciate the fact that u believe in me so much, it thrills me to know that at least someone in this world has faith in my abilities 

Sisi Jinx:
The resources are there, you just have to know where to look and in this case, it's within you. . .  just believe in yourself!

I believe in you!

I believe in you!

[I]*Humming Kumbaya*[/I]

Sisi Jinx:
For shizzle mah rizzle. . . y'all best keep it on the realz.

Okay, that's all I've got

Haba, Mister, A Natural Resource does not suffer recession now!

nah, natural resources are hard to find nowadayz, the world population ain't helping matters too, so we are waiting on the artificial ones

Sisi Jinx:
Ooops mah bad! Didn't know it was like that! I been thought you was one of them peeps up in the metro area. I ain't makin' that mistake no more. . . trust! ^{*thumbs chest*} https://www.clipartof.com/images/thumbnail/195.gif

How did I do, Mr. Ghetto Superstar? 

u'r iight mami  gotta represent the true brodas on da streetz, i am a 2pac with a degree, howz that for "change we can believe in"   

Sisi Jinx:
Wow! That's a first. . . the manufacturer running out before trying one on.  

yup! this recession thing is causing much more problem than u know girl 

huh! but i am a soldier from the ghettos  when they see me on the block, i don't try to hide bcuz i just blend with the hood thing 

Sisi Jinx:
Excuse Me - For all to use

Excuse Meeeeeeeeeeeeee - For Ghetto chics fighting with their baby daddy new girl to use

Get it?

nah, i really don't have one to wear at all bcuz the stupid folks took the samples that was available b4 i got to try one 

Sisi Jinx:
Okay, you gotta stop this now. . . you don't wear obtuseness well. 

i thought the opposite is true

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=200584.msg3266348#msg3266348 date=1230133735]Naija men love the "Nigerian" culture when it comes to the wife cooking for them, pampering them and "respecting" them.

But when it comes to them bringing the bacons home, na chin chin, "wetin happen to independent women"? nansense [/quote]

Sisi Jinx:
Thank You!

Now let’s say the Grace.

Hehehehehe

Just because you made me laugh, I’m going to give you a friendly piece of advice. Come closer. . . hey, not that close, tsk.

Anyway, Saying “Excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee” does not help your case none. Nope, not even. . . No Siree Bob! I mean all that’s left is for you to have one hand on your hip, the other in the air, move your head from left to right, saying “Oh no you di'ent! Hell Naw”

after saying amen, i had to think about that phrase, "excuse meeeeeeeeeeeee!" i honestly thought it was english and meant for all to use, i didnt know that it was exclusively meant for "females" only but now i know better, i will just have to say it in spanish next time

i beg to disagree ma

trueluva:
I think that you can't catch yourself before you fall in love. Because love happens when you least expect it.

Sisi Jinx:
Whatwhat are you saying? That women harp on and on about things until kingdom come?

Well I never!

[Size=4pt] Don't even think about it. . . Hehehe [/size]

i didn't say anything ooo. let me allow u have the last word _{so that church go close}


[quote author=*Hauwa* link=topic=200584.msg3262921#msg3262921 date=1230067080]yes women have come a long waystill a long way to go. when we have men like you know whom [/quote]excuse meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

i guess in the spirit of the season, we celebrate madness

stillwater:
He thinks he's crazy, sha. Hahaha, through me he will know that madness has different degrees.

Sisi Jinx:
Men!  Always have to have the last word 

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really! i am hearing that for the first time, in most cases i have seen and experienced, the women always have the last word, even if it takes 5yrs to sink it in

ledsman:
guys don't like ugly girls just the way you girls don't like a guy without money , lol, men i no go fit get girl friend because i no get money, so if girls decide to strt dating guys that are yet having, then guys will start dating ugly girls

dude, them go come after ur soul oooo