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nope, u didn't die, its a revelation through a dream

FifiO:
@reindeer,
Amen!

Hi everyone, good to see you guys are still standing, all of ya.

Well, I have a question, Did I die?

I went to sleep some nights ago. I found myself at a kind of waiting room. there was a lentern and a man behind it. he had a big book open in front of him. there were two doors to both sides of him. as i stood before him he said to me "what have yu done?"
as I began to speak, he began to write in the book. i started to fade as i continued to speak. at some point he said something in a language i do not understand but i got the interpretation, i guess, and it was that i should go back because of my mom. then i just left the room in a backward movement. now, did i die?

i have tried and tried to remember if i ever really had any crushes but i can't seem to remember one.  i can now safely say i never had a crush but i did have a few females in life i liked and appreciated i just didn't let it get to my head, i guess thats why most females say i have a cold heart 

[quote author=Sea~Goddes link=topic=205330.msg3198209#msg3198209 date=1228769917]you know like how parents always claim they know what is best for their children even when it comes to mate selection in marriage/ relationship,

if you find someone you really love so much with all your heart, and you introduce him/her to your parents and they object, and advises you to end the

relationship because they have the eyes of the wise one and see something very Peculiar about the person which you havent noticed or doesnt think is

true would you listen to them and end the relationship or would you go with your heart and contiune loving?[/quote]it depends, if u have known ur parents to be paranoid then u might want to ignore them but if ur parents have been known to have good judgment, u might want to proceed carefully. bottom line, u can still make ur parents like him/her by not rushing but trying to see what their fears are and if it is truly unfounded, u can work to bring them around. nobody say life was a piece of cake

thanks man

Deshannel:
Na2day
Each n everyone are entitled to their once opinion.
Not all brains think alike.
Keep it real bro.

strongly disagree with u sis, having sex for me is sharing sum1's life and soul, just having sex with any1 in the name of friends will benefits is heaping up junk in my life, therefore it can't be called a win

sistawoman:
I think if both parties are on the same page it can be a win, win for all involved. The only time i see real victims is when either party hides that this is their intention and expects the other to "figure" it out without any communcation.

i am lost on this one, but u got what u wanted right? someone that has common interest with u, right? there are a lot of nigerian chics with no ethics and lots of pretense but i will support them on this one. if u smoke weed, why should a non-weed smoking nigerian girl make her self available to u? what makes u think u are good enough for her? u smoke weed, u got ur weed chics, end of story. birds of the same feather flock together, period!

Vanweed:
My dating record has been mostly with whites and asian girls. Decided of late I want to try my roots and started hitting on the Nigerian hotties here in Vancouver. The ones I got were so cute and so innocent looking.  Being myself, I blunt my buddha without giving a damnn and before I know it, she tells me she would like to try. This has happened with about four different naija chicks!

Now, I'm the one asking her to only come to my house with clear brain cells. Always weeded up before coming but you see her outside, she looks so clean and innocent. What a mess!

Are all Nigerian girls like this? Please I need answer or I'll tell papa and mama, I aint getting a naija biatch no more!

let me say this, some girl do propose such with guys they have a thing for but the guy are not showing soemthing back. i have had girls offer that to me. now let me answer ur questions:-

1) nope, i can't fathom being is such a relationship

2) can't answer that, i am a guy

3) no victors, all are victims

Deshannel:
Guys, ever asked a lady out n she says u could just be 'Friends' with benefit'?
For dose that r naive, it simple means being friends wit someone (or dating but not Exclusively) As in u do everything else lovers do (i.e  kissing,making out or shagging ) but r still just friends, (no strings attached) and get to date anyone u both feel like dating.
My questions r
1) guys would u agree to this kind of relationship?

2) ladies would u propose one? If d guy those would u agree?

3) @ All, who do think would be d victor in this kind of relationship?

quit trying to reason with folks like him, u will just end up with a headache

Outstrip:
denobleman you are talking alot but saying nothing. Why is stopping women from serving in banks the solution. This is why Nigeria is so behind in everything. This is the same argument that people had when they were saying that women should dress more conservatively so they do not get raped. Put policies in place. That is what public servants are paid to do. They are not not paid to sit down and think of these silly non solutions that a 2nd grader can come up with. A man asking a woman for sex to get a job is a crime. Why are they not pursuing it from that angle since we already have those laws in place.

thank u ooo jare

otokx:
@ na2day

well said

reindeer:
I don't think working in the banks is the problem, regardless of where you put a prostitute she'll find a way to practice her trade, so stopping them from working in banks is out of it, there are many respectable women in banks.
On the ther hand, i wonder why all the famale activists who cry to high heavens for women to be respected can't stop other women from being marketing 'items' eg, in music videos( you can get like 10 for a dollar!), for car sales, for phone adverts etc
If they succeed in doing that then maybe people will respect women a little more and stop seeing them like mere sex objects.

nothing will stop that bcuz sex sells unless people stop buying into sex; as long as people buy into sex, it will continue to sell. look at how they sell video games now, check out those video game mags, the front pages now in many are sexual contents and alot of folks buy it just to have the front page. so we need to first change our corrupt minds, that will kill 80% of the current tv shows/music, then there will not be stupid girls doing stupid stuff to satisfy stupid folks

why should i be bothered by a slowpoke's statement? the fact that u dont live in nigeria don't mean u can't intelligently contribute to its future or partake in an intelligent conversation of the same. i happened to have served in ogun state, some of my folks are high and mighty in NYSC and i didn't want them to influence my posting. my mom wanted me to be transferred back to Abuja bcuz she thought that 3weeks of camp is all the experience i need and got my uncle to transfer me back, when i got to know, i totally said no. my uncle decided to let me be and got in touch with NYSC boss in ogun; when i got back to ogun, the NYSC boss there told me to pick where i wanted to serve, NNPC(and I have been to that NNPC, the free food is totally awesome and so was the pay), some banks and some other choice options, i chose a school in imeko-afon, a far lost place like that and i learned alot from my experience. I introduce computer science in the school and started their road to having a computer lab in a school where there is no light. after almost 2yrs, i went back to visit them, they now have a generator for the lab and the computers are working. I hope to visit nigeria next year and i hope to go to ogun again to check on how the lab is doing in that school. I also got some other corpers to join me sponsor a girl through school still she got into polytechnic, and still date i still try to keep tab of her progress whenever i can get useful info about her. i was nicked name imeko after the village bcuz i made that village popular among the corpers in Abeokuta and Ijebu-ode, meanwhile i had girls that wanted the bank and NNPC posting like die, my friend told me i must be a fool bcuz he was waiting for me outside the office when i was offered due to my uncle position in abuja but i turned it down, i saw it as my opportunity to see nigeria other than what i have been "caged in" to experience. so please just ignore loud mouths like game rod that just talk crap.

JJYOU:
how did you miss game rod piece then?

JJYOU:
eya!  you didnt ndidn't the sarcasm!

no, i dont play with my nationality like that. so look for something else to poke ur jokes with  

Nope, not real, i dont care what the Catholics say, it is not real

excuse me! ! ! ! !   

JJYOU:
the nigeria we know is gone forever. many only worship on the altar of money and immorality now. please don't talk too much because you are no more fully nigerian if you know what i mean

look dude, i am more nigerian than u are/u will ever be and being nigerian does not imply stupidity. the fact there is a mal-practice by banks does not imply u should ban female corpers from working there. why not just ban girls totally from going to school since there will always be male lecturers than will want girls to sexually satisfy them so they can get a good grade. before u come out here to make a point, think it through ur small skull before u let it out and pollute the intelligence of the general public 

freelife:
am confused i don't now if i should get him something or not

get him a life and while u are at it, grab one for urself too

u know, reading some of these things about nigeria sometimes make me feel like checking my birth certificate to make use it doesn't state "STONE AGE"

thank God for ur life. the devil has corner many of us with little things like that and the negative effect last a very very long time.

Image123:
@all
I want 2use this privilege to thank God for keeping me from soiling my robe of righteousness.Recently,I was in sole possession of a phone not belonging to me.just innocently browsing through the phone, I happened on some pornographic videoS.I didn't play them but instead went back to the main menu.Normal and all well and good.But to my suprise,it began to trouble me to in and play those videos.not like av not overcome greater temptations before but this was quite subtle and blimey, I didn't even regard it as temptation till I overcame.Now I recall that the race is not for the swift/strong.It's God's grace.I overcame.praise God

dude, u r so short

skyy04:
@ na2day

I'm 6'5 tall

wetin dey worry u, why u go dey yab Taribo West like that

showbobo:
@Tomba

You no even need commit any offense/crime before police arrest you. . . .see face . . . . . Are you related to Taribo west/Omobaba??

bros, abeg, leave the girl, some of them are really beginning to make this site sink

Pataki:
WOW!!!

I am so impressed!!! Someone downloaded my picture for you on facebook! You must be very jobless. Is this as low you can get to denigrate my person? Girl, try harder. By the way that is an old picture of me while in the Netherlands. Have you seen the one with my braided hair? Tell your source to download that for you!

magun is one of the inventions of the yoruba folks to check mate cheating spouse but if it is for real i can't tell.  i have been to ogun state and i have seen wonders that i can't even begin to write in this board bcuz they seem so unreal but i learned quickly that those ijebu and egba folks don't play. now if their jazz works on everyone, i strongly doubt it. i have challenged alot of them before and came out unscratched but u don't go look for trouble in that land, u have to play smart. so i won't be surprised if magun is real, i have seen worse.   

scottN:
so much 4 this thread. could someone please tell me in plain english what magun is and what its symptoms r?

@ tomba

for God's sake, why will u post a million times the same thing with ur pic, we are not interested in ur pic. some people sef. this thread is for good old stories not beauty competition

i remember one time, some farmers where complaining to the principle that students come to steal yams and cassava from their farms. for one thing, we play alot in those farms but we didnt steal their food. my friends and i decided to prove that it wasn't us, we went to set traps in those farms to catch the thief or thieves. one day, we went out into the farms and this time we saw some young men, harvesting the products and we felt they were not authorized to do so as we didnt see the farmers with them, so we lay low and watched, annoyingly, none of them walked into any of our traps. all of a sudden this biracial kid with us just jumped up and said freeze with the toy gun we had on us pointing it at the men   , see the shock on the rest of us faces and the men looked up and saw us, they took their cutlass and came after us, omo, come see ben johnson, we started running like mad heading back to school through all the bushes, but for some reason the school seem to be farther than we knew it to be. and these men still kept pursuing us like mad, i tell u, i ran for my dear life but ground too plenty, so i ended up climbing a tree and i did it in lighting speed, never been so fast in my life and for some reason 2 of those guys that were chasing me passed me up in the tree and didnt see me. i jumped down and used another path to school. one of my friends was caught in our own trap. but we got him out. we all got to school safely and we were shaking like no tomorrow. that ended our playing at the farms behind our school. no bi God!

the woman said she loves the man, leave her alone now? what is all this quarrel for? if she is on heat 24/7, the thing dey burn u? no bi the hubby(real or imagine) dey gain? una own don pass becareful

LadyT:
Sistawoman seriously do you do anything other to do than have sex and discuss sex? Your on heat 24/7

Birds of the same feather flock together. I mean your friend justifying why shes screwing around by blaming her mother in law is a joke.

One day you will wake up and realise you are not and never will be Nigerian so please stop these stupid topics where you are posting utter BS to gain BS knowlegde.

Be happy in your own skin. And please stop the "My husband is amazing bullshit as well"

He married your fine yellow ass for papers not love my God if we can see that why can't you?

or did he use Juju on you?

Hisssssss

like i told u on another thread, if for say u no fine as u fine so, i for don yab u throw way.  b4 this post, i have only made 3 replies to this thread, one to sistawoman, saying her friend deserve it, the other 2 was directed to tpia and u, so where did the "looking for juicy sordid details to jack off to" come in for me?  

KarmaMod:
abeg jare. if anything unlike the rest of you that were looking for juicy sordid details to jack off to, I'm one of the FEW who actually answered her question(about Magun) and went on to tell her the kind of STI I think her friend has and WHY

Other than that, I merely stated that her reply to tpia was kind of childish. The end.

true, but we suffered beyond reasoning. out of the 3 of us that delivered that letter, 2 of us left the school for another school. the 3rd guy that stayed behind continued to receive untold punishment until that labor prefect graduated but karma caught with that prefect sha, he wouldnt get into college, until all of us got in and made major progress, and the girl left him too. but i never spoke to that girl again.