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i saw that on tv and i was like what the hell! what wont the chinese do?

i felt like throwing up when i saw this clip, i now know one artist i wont be listening to, or a tv i wont be watching. i have known lots of AA chics that are plain raw and some unthinkable but this is just over the top for the fact they are doing it just to be a cast in a stupid video. this is painful and sincerely pathetic. u almost hate to be called black bcuz of these 21st century idiots.

ah! i talk am, things dey happen for this NL, abeg i dey apply for the post of best man ooo

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3221444#msg3221444 date=1229211030]Thought the truth was already out. Sillyboy professed his love to me already [/quote]

slimfine:
Michelin, you said you are ugly and nice but with all your replies, I doubt your humbleness, smartness and niceness as an ugly person. most of the time, the character we possess as individuals is genetics and experienceswe have had. it doesn't have anything to do with our physical apprearance. As I smart person you claim to be, I'd expect you to know that.

Your picture looks ok to me. I will not count you as an ugly person but if you say so "ugly you shall remain and be Called"

that pic u saw on her profile took alot of photoshop hours, we tried tire, it took 3 long months for us to make it look "ok" as it is now. thank God for photoshop ooo, things could have been worse

kola oloye:
Do you still remember this:

If you find yourself loving any pleasure better than your prayers,
any book better than the Bible,
any house better than the house of God,
any table better than the Lord's table,
any person better than Christ,
any indulgence better than the hope of heaven-
take alarm!

well i am guilty on all counts, God forgive me

it is called foresight  

sillyboy:
Kukuma bring long vehicles with containers attached. . ,  . . .
apparently, seems youu getting set for the next "World Food Shortage"

thank u o jare

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3221373#msg3221373 date=1229209702]roftlmao olojoro   _{I'll make sure you're the first one my caterers serve}  [/quote]truth is coming out small small

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3221373#msg3221373 date=1229209702]I don't mind [/quote]

@ sexyLeamon

she wan start topic, so me dey help am generate comments 

nomanicole:
hey God! this thread has made my morning,i don laugh so tey , !me,I'm not ugly so i can't say how it feels to feel that way.if you think any part of you is a problem ,isn't that complex?
@adam brody
you are one funny and interesting character,never a dull moment.
nairalanders,no comment!

naaaaaaaaah! you to fine, can't fit classify u under that category, carry go 

gabrywyl:
First of all. . .

Michelin, when I first look at your picture, I think you are beautiful. And what makes you beautiful its because when you post, you make alot of senses. So if peeps go think that you are ugly, that means they the ugliest soul ever and I go see that, I will suck their blood dry. Some people are born stupid sef. . . 

Second of all. . .

I don't know why but I notice usually the guys are uglier than the girls especially on their wowo DAMN FUGLY ATTITUDE!!!!! The majority I mean. . .  Sorry no offense 

y u dey blow hot air? na crime to say girl ugly? why is it ok for girls to say them no fit date ugly guy, or poor guy, or short guy but guys can't say them no fit date ugly girls, or poor girls, or short girls ? abeg carry ur wahala waka, the girl ugly period! 

michelin89:
Oh you are so sweet. Beauty is really what lies in within. 

na true 

guys, click the link below and listen to one of my favorite songs, its a song that always bless my heart when i am depressed. the title is : A Song of Strength by Fred Hammond


"Hold on, don't u ever let go, let my Jesus lead, I guarantee he knows, the road is rough, the going gets tough, the hills are high to climb, for peace of mind, hold on don't u ever let go, "


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-XxVJNVHw&feature=PlayList&p=B2D62715450241C0&index=9


i hope it blesses someone's heart today.

na ghana must go i go bring come pack all the rice, cooked and uncooked. make una remember say na me first predict this luv affair for una oooo, so by the time hin reach to write una love biography, make una allow be the author make some money off the thing.

sillyboy:
@ na2day?

Shey bi your own is to chop rice?. . .
don't worry. . . .you can even come with plastic bags to take some home.

Ebony, . . .
don't mind him jor. . .
he's just hoping to planning his free meal table in advance

all i dey talk bi say i dey game for Rice and Stew Very plenty (RSVP)

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3217994#msg3217994 date=1229136448] lol, na real wa[/quote]

lie lie, make una try yan small truth to the babe now

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=205642.msg3217995#msg3217995 date=1229136504]she is fine. fyn girl no pimple[/quote]

biolabee:
abi o

na so una dey talk, next thing i go see na wedding invitation for my dormot

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=206035.msg3217605#msg3217605 date=1229127759]clean ya eye
If na this you people call love, then no wonder the likes of Adam gets heart broken [/quote]

@  michelin89

don't mind them jare, u are ugly,  way too ugly sef. that ur pic almost broke my laptop screen. so don't let people fool u, u are very very ugly

michelin89:
_{Oh really? I didn't know ooo!}

fantacie:
lol ur not ugly, i guess ur just seeking for attention

i told u that if u get posted to abuja, i will like us to meet and hangout when i visit next yr. i also told u that my brother works at NNPC, if u wanted any help, he might know one or 2 people

nomanicole:
@na2day
sorry, i didnt see the thread on nysc,or can't remember.what actually did you want to find out,do you still want to know or have you found answers?can i be of help?

all these ppl that like fallin in and out of love on NL, na wa for una oooo

@ poster

na wa for u self. now the fact of the matter is, this girl pretended that she is single and available and even continue to try to make a move with the guy, i dont see any girl condemning her act, if it was a nigerian dude that pulled that stunt, this thread will have reached page 80 within the hour of the post. this just shows how heavily biased u girls are.

another mugu let loose. yeah, ppl fight to keep their cultures just to keep u in bondage, akamu!

finally the guy has said something brilliant. mr president, u have my full support  

sweet heart, u need to first read ur original post then u will know why folks replied u the way they did. can't ask for advice on something u clearly know is wrong. since u have checked urself, ppl will be more forgiving just has God has forgiven u. take care.

rubbiee:
wel wel wel i think u guys are crazy at least me i am open enough 2 tel my story but what some people do underneath is worse and unspeakable. as 4 me i ve realized my mistakes and i no that i mite ve gone too far and i ve asked God to forgive me and know he has so I'm not bothered by ur insults again.who amongst all of u is holy?lt he or she talk.if God can 4giv me,then what are u,mere mortals.it is only humane to err,forgiveness is divine.

yup, and hopefully we all get front row to view the ass kicking

Akinagirl:
She expects no one to judge her, but she come on here with this kind of story? I hope her sister kicks her ass.

Tgirl4real:
What about the email na2day?

ok, i will send u another one 2day or via msger

sistawoman:
How so?

they always get paid somehow, the color of the pay dont have to be green always.

Tgirl4real:
na2day,

So do u? 

i have thot hard but can't remember having any real crush on any girl

they kinda look the same somewhat

sistawoman:
That is not what FWB is about.

Actully FWB never cross the line of money or payment.

Tgirl4real:
na2day . . .

I can't remember the last time i set my eyes on those

So, one can't be creative . . . 

and where have u been sef?


NL guys jare tope . . .

They deserve it naa 

i dey like dele for here. well make i give u hand for giving men some credit, most girls here just dey here dey complain, dey yab naija men, u r one of the few that try ones in a while to praise us. so have ur read my interview reply?

u dey read too much M & B

Tgirl4real:
Something About Men

A man loves to be in charge

A man loves to posses

A man loves to own

A man loves to lead

A man loves to be heard

A man loves to be obeyed


Can he turn down a kind gesture

Can he ignore a warm show of affection

Can he dare ignore an open love advances


There is something about men

He is excited when he finds love

He wants to please her and make her his world

Defend her and stand for/by her in truth

Be her hero and her lord

Someone she will run to instead of her friends

He wants to be able to fulfil her every need

Her desires he wants to meet

Passion for passion

He wont let go

Till he totally conquers and makes her his own




Guys, am i right or na OYO i dey

i dont know how i missed this thread but i am sure glad i found it. i laugh so tey i wan die. anywho, why should this be surprising? a pastor that is partners with sum1 like TB Joshua should not create any kind of stir. much as i like to stay off pastors' cases, some are way too suspicious for my liking.

rubbiee:
Help my sisters boyfriend is killing me
           Hi everyone, I'm in trouble it al started when my sister same back home from school and introduced her boffriend 2 me.from the way he looked at me knew he wanted me.i tried my best 2 avoid I'm al 2 no avail.anytime he comes 2our house and it remains just the two of us he will start telin me he likes me i try to avoid him.then came one day my siste sent me to hishouse to collect sumtin from him.i was reluctant but did no want to refuse so wnt start suspectin so i went.themoment i got there i was afraid he opened the door tld I'm my mission he said i should wait i waitd n waitd he did not come soi wnt 2 chek I'm upstairs.t was den dt he grabbed me i stated shoutin den he locked the door n startd telin me howmuch he luvd me n since he saw me he has not been himself before i knew wt was happening he started crying i wanted 2 unlockthe door and go but ifelt for him and started consolin him dt i cnt ve anytin 2 do with I'm.i must confess i cldnthold maslf any longer he hugged me and started removin ma clothes n lo n behold he started suckin ma breast i was initialy enjoyin it bt later i realized wt was happenin n begged I'm 2 stop.surprisingly he stopped n told me dt he luvs me  dt he wldnt do it if i dnt want it.he tld me dt i should giv I'm a chance.i told I'm no.i left his house bt what a mazes me is that i fallen in love with I'm.i can't bear 2 lose I'm n i can't hurt ma sis wt should i do.he tld me dt he wl tel ma parents dt  I'm d 1 he wants.

God have mercy on us, nothing we wont hear on NL. well, my honest advice to u is to first go learn english and how to make proper grammar.  the spelling or abbreviation is not wat is irritating but ur whole sentencing, it is just horrifying. when u get cured of that we can offer u more on advice.

NB: _{u are a stupid girl sha} 

now that is wat i call a good conscience. good for u girl, u did the right thing for ur soul. u got posted to abuja? u didnt give me update on the NYSC thread

nomanicole:
girls should not be banned from serving in banks but should be banned from marketting,i was posted to the bank but after sitting down and checking what i was getting into(prostitution) i reported late and had to be rejected, i got a better place where i go to work without fears and my soul is at peace with me, many people thought i was stupid for not rushing to work in the bank,anything that would make you feel totally useless don't do it, not for selfish gains.or better still it should be a thing of choice,if you want to market,good! if you don't,fine! your job remains