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am sorry, is this tales by moon light?

matured:
yeah am here again.
This is a true life story it happened 2 weeks ago at the Rail way market yaba.but i want you to put yourself in this case and tell me how you will handle this situation

A man was busy selling his market when a man who pretend to be patronising him came near him and touched his manhood and immediately the thing miss{don't ask me how because i noh know}
So as i was saying this guy immediately raised alarm and the guy was apprehended and was asked to return back what he took from the other guy back,after much treat he returned it but the big question is it truely what he took that he returned? to find out this the guy has to test the thing before they can release the other guy and how will he test it? he was asked to patronise a near br brotel which he did and comfirm it was okay.

Now if u were the one will u patronise a brotel to test your manhood thats for the guys.
If it was your boyfriend that it happened to will you allow him to patronise the brotel or will u test it for him .this is for the ladies.



So i want you giuy to pop in and tell me what you will do if it was you that it happend to

make u no vex, is just that, the incident made my night go south. as if this night is not weird enough, i just got a call from a close female friend that left for NY 2weeks ago, who before she left said she didnt want to speak to me again. now she just called asking me why i havent called her for 2 weeks. i think i should just go to bed and pray for a better tomorrow bcuz things are surely not going well right now.

Akinagirl:
Lol. No need to blame us all. I'm a woman and all. And even her behavior confused me. Like I said, forget about her bro.

bros, i feel very ashamed that i did it sef, my only consolation is that they won, i would have been very pissed off if they had lost.

H2O2:
I can't believe you blew off your mavs game for an unpredictable girl. what a homer.

see the kind problem Adam has caused for us. I dont know why he made a request for Eve sef. no wonder people say be careful what u wish for.

Akinagirl:
Listen, if you all are just friends, I wouldn't loose any sleep over it if I were you. Just forget about it and she will eventually come around.

uh! we are just friends and we hardly even talk on phone. even online, we chat like once in a black moon, so i dont know where that came from. i should have just stuck with watching my mavs game an ignore her and i wont be in this situation where i am wondering where i went wrong.

shegirl71:
I think she has feelings for you.

it is over!

i dont know how to explain it to u but basically, i had shown her my pic then my date's pic, and she said why did i go on a date without asking her. now she is not my gf and we are not in any kind of relationship apart from being friends, so i naturally thought she is just poking fun and i made my reply to her statement and she blew up. like i said, i am confused and i dont even know what all this means.

shegirl71:
i now showed her the pic i took of my date. she went off her handle and said why did i go on a date without asking her first; i thought she was joking, so i replied that i used her pic to mask my date's face so it looks like i am with her instead of my date. she blew up from there like there is no tomorrow and up till now i can't figure out what happened. i apologize tire but she kept ignoring me and finally replied sharply good night. I just stayed there starring at the screen confused what just happened. she is not my girlfriend and she lives in colorado and i in dallas. i have never told her as a friend not to relate with other males as it is not my biz what she does so i am really lost on this one.

men it is confusing.

what part is confusing? well i am still in a state of shock, so i wont be surprised if i am not making sense in my post 

shegirl71:
Wow sorry but i am also confused about your story myself.

i dont even know where to start on this one. see me see wahala. i live in dallas and i have this hispanic chic that is a friend, she is from new mexico but lives in colorado presently. we been friends for a while but we hardly talk on phone. once in a black moon we chat on yahoo. for a long while now we havent talked to each other until this night. she came online and and said hi, and i replied and we started talking; at the same time i was watching mavs play, she was watching me on webcam. she kept complaining that i dont smile, this is not the first time she has complained about me not smiling while we chat, she complains about that issue every time we chat. but today the complain was just increasing so i did a photo share and loaded up a pic i took on saturday (the pic is on my NL profile) when i went out on a date with a friend, so i told her if she notice i am not smiling at anytime during the chat, she should look at the pic as a substitute, she replied she wants the real thing. i now showed her the pic i took of my date. she went off her handle and said why did i go on a date without asking her first; i thought she was joking, so i replied that i used her pic to mask my date's face so it looks like i am with her instead of my date. she blew up from there like there is no tomorrow and up till now i cant figure out what happened. i apologize tire but she kept ignoring me and finally replied sharply good nite. I just stayed there starring at the screen confused what just happened. she is not my girlfriend and she lives in colorado and i in dallas. i have never told her as a friend not to relate with other males as it is not my biz what she does so i am really lost on this one. abeg all the ladies in the house, help me ooooo, i need answers asap.

let me guess, white men dont see black women as intimacy gadgets or white women see black guys as intimacy gadgets. ur IQ must be very low

merge:
You don't understand why white women do this? You think they really love you lol
Black men have become intimacy gadgets to white women. They are in 3rd world country so hey they can take advantage.
White women know that anything they want, a black men will gladly satisfy her like men.

AA women are going to be just fine.

the women also love the locks so he is displaying his goods but i felt like throwing up

LoveAlways:
@Na2day
     

Yeah, I saw that one guy.  But didn't he seem a bit "faggish" to you?  (laughing)  Throwing his locks back like a chick. (laughing)  When I think about it, it's not that black men have larger privates.   Like the women said in the video "it's the wildness of it all."   But a man's d*ck is not enough to keep a woman happy.

nack us the testimony na

Jcob:
Thank God for saving the life of a dear person from accident.

wow, did u see the commodities those black dudes were selling? and u are wondering why BW want to stick with their BM? but it is kinda sick to see these folks use sex as a trade, made my stomach turn

LoveAlways:
@Na2day


Yeah this is true, I saw a video where white women pay Jamaican men to sleep with them in Jamaica (posted below).  I thought to myself, now you know some of those men haven't seen their kids in ages (laughing).  But they are having fun.  Guess that's all that matters.   

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(laughing)  Apologies, I read alot and I talk alot.  I'm also visual, so that's why I post pictures and videos.

now i am beginning to love u girl

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]The Naija men i know are not stingy ohhh
In fact they are too generous for my liking, i hate when they are trying to do things for me
The stingy men are the broke ones[/size]

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=199008.msg3128355#msg3128355 date=1227485053]atleast have something worth stealing[/quote]if it aint worth stealing why come online to make a big deal about it. quit lying to urself girl

@ topic

u bi thief?

yup, especially the white women, they heard about the wonders of the BM and they want to find out first hand

KarmaMod:
Are the white women that date black men also fulfilling MANDINGO fantasies?

@ LoveAlways

why do u always have to reply with an epistle? sotey e get part 2, haba! na nigerian film?

lets see, u need tax so that the government can generate revenue which in turn is used to build bridges, schools, in nigeria's case hospitals etc or maintain those already built. do did he do the right thing, HELL YEAH! now stop asking stupid questions. they are grown ass men, if they can think of money they should enlighten themselves on why they should be paying their taxes and quit complaining abt NEPA, roads etc when they dont pay those taxes.

papabaks:
Hello fellow Nigerian, I was very shocked today 20/11/2008 when I got to our own ever busy Computer Village, and find out that the whole community was shut down by our beloved Governor, just because they don't pay their TAX, Please fellow Nigerians do you think this is the right thing to do at this point of time?

I think if at all he will do that, he have to first enlighten them and make them know the reasons why they have 2 pay their TAXS, then if they don't comply He have the full right to shut them down without any problems.

Or what can say about this Facts?

papa

speak for ur self woman

merge:
This thread does not make any sense.

This 70% apply to predominately African American women

African represent only like 1%-2% of the total population in the US

This statics does not apply to Nigerian women in American

Most Nigerian women in American are married.

the guy in the video is so gay

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMClmPJF2Iw
I think everyone should see this especially since the OP was dissing the video.
My comments will come later after this.
We have the support of a white man to demand for rings!!!!!!!!!!!
How has Sasha Fierce now failed us, huh?
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these days, u cant trust pics u see online, it may just be the work of photoshop. u look very hispanic/white to me and might just be trying to paint urself black

sistawoman:
Yea sure you did. don't make me

my bad, i thot u were hispanic 

sistawoman:
Not from you i did not expect this.

is sistawoman black?

KarmaMod:
she's blacker than sistawoman

yup, there are alot of nigerians lighter than her, starting with my mom and sisters, then my cousins. i am glad i differentiated myself by going all black on them  

KarmaMod:
Na joke? There are Igbos lighter than her.

her blood is definitely white

JustGood:
Even Fulanis are lighter but it's not just about complexion but the blood. that girl has non-black blood in her

@ KarmaMod

does that lady in the pic looks black to u? nah!

but it is still church abi? location shouldn't matter

KarmaMod:
his church mind is inbetween his legs

sillyboy:
My "church mind" even tells me the number is greater than 70%. . . .

ha, i am an expert in yoruba, infact, the language is top on my language list. i served in ogun state oooo, i waka the state tire, so i am highly qualified. so when are we going to meet for the interview  

KarmaMod:
na2day, if you don't understand Yoruba, your application is void  

and I do get what you and JustGood are saying. Never said black women are perfect. They're really not but are you trying to say 70% of them are the ones with the problem?

You can't be serious

@ Cayon

are u still hunting for a virgin male?