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amen ooooo

chika98:
Na2day: We thank God for your life. So many things that the Lord does for us that we don't even deserve. May he continue to protect us all. Amen!

@ tpia & KarmaMod

please, u'll need to take a chill pill each. it is not everything i agree with sistawoman, to tell the truth, alot of things i disagree with her but i dont go after her every single time with a sword. sometimes i make fun of her, sometimes i reply her to help her understand the subject matter and alot of times i just move on to the next thread. there is no constitution that says u have to reply to sistawoman's post. the religious attention most of u girls give to her post is beyond comprehension and i am beginning to wonder why. let the poor woman be, if u don't like her post take a hike, it is not by force, haba! is ur brother married to her? no! if she is enjoying her green card marriage, how does that affect u? if she is ok with being open with her sexuality, leave her alone, other folks do the same and make money of it and most of u watch those shows, so please, enough of all these childish anti-sistawoman crusade.

i remember one time this labor prefect was interested in a girl in my class. so he sent her a love note and she showed me and a few friends, like wild fire, the story spread and the entire class got to know about it. being juniors then, we didn't like the prefects, especially the labor prefect so we asked her to reject the guy and tell him no. we went on to construct a big rejection letter and me and 2 mugu friends of mine went to hand deliver the letter to the dude in front of his friends. I need not tell u how our lives changed for the worse from that day on they showed us hell and annoyingly the girl finally went out with the dude

u short?

skyy04:
Since both sex are not willing to go out with the shorties, who will?

Is it a sin to be short or is it categorised as been disable?

what is wrong with nigerian schools and witches, these stories are every where. I encountered some of these stories myself. for example, i was in JSS 1 and we traveled from various part of the north from various schools for a retreat in deeper life lagos, i was scared stiff by the things i saw. so on our way back to abuja, (we are all secondary school kids in the bus and a few adults that were meant to supervise us) they told us to pray, we refuse to pray (me inclusive), many prayer points were raised but as kids we just no send until our bus started to sway for no reason, we started screaming and shouting Jesus, Jesus by force until the bus stopped, and we dash for the door but the adults wont let us out. finally they calmed us down and used a flash light to check the surrounding(it was pitch dark around 2am), only to find out that there was a big ditch were the door of the bus was, and they couldn't see the end. we could have ran out in fear and land right into the ditch. finally some how they got the bus to move again only for one girl to announce that she is a witch and has been responsible for the things we have been experiencing in the bus. one guy couldn't take it anymore and dropped the girl by the road and told her to fly and come meet us in abuja. the bus moved on, all the kids were now afraid in the most uncanny ways. they told us to pray, this time we all turned prayer warriors, men, come see me dey bind, dey uproot, dey cast, dey quote, u wan try. i prayed like hell still i saw my house in abuja, i took off. it was a weird experience i tell u.

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=189241.msg3173664#msg3173664 date=1228269200]FGGC Abuloma

~ we had this revival with some pastor, he said that we had witches in the school and that some of them were present there. apparently he saw rings on their fingers. he started praying and some girls started screaming. he then said that there are some girls that would be the prayer warriors. he waved his hand and some girls fell to the floor, they were supposed to be the prayer warriors.
well i didn't want to be counted as a witch so i immediately fell to the floor too. and we started prayers and i joined it, whereever the witches showed up we were there. sometimes people were seeing them, including myself (na lie, i didn't want to be counted as a witch, so i started seeing witches). anyway it was scary.[/quote]

@ tpia

if u r not here to help the woman get a clarity of wat went down with her friend then waka far and stop making a fool of urself. its ok to yab folks as long as the yabbing makes sense but some of u are so obsessed with attacking sistawoman u dont even think b4 u switch to attack mode. read the post b4 saying anything and stop acting stupid

Analytical:
Na2day, I rejoice with you.  You know what?  The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases and His mercies never come to an end.  What more? He crowns the year with his goodness!  Halleluyah!!  As this year rolls by, may the Lord crown it with His goodness in your life.

thanks alot. i can't explain it but it was all God yesterday, no driving skills could have saved me but God blocked the Devil's plan and saved me. this morning I rejoice with this song bcuz it explains everything i am going through and how God stepped in.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ThXHJBzq0E&feature=related

this is a continuation  of the video on the link above


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvAlEeMUEc0&feature=related

this will cap it all


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksdwKRVLiNw

come on don't be irrational, i am a nigerian and i don't know what magum means _{[s]***looking at my village babalawo with the wink***[/s]}, so lets hook up and u will never regret the experience 

Cayon:
Am telling you, reading this thread send shivers and chills down my spine.  This is scary

Note to my Diary

Dear Diary

After reading this thread my hopes of dating a Nigerian has gone through the window.  Like the saying, when poverty comes through the door loves flies straight through the window.  Saying this, don't think I'll EVER date a Nigerian because I don't want no one work magun or cast a spell on me.  

signed Scared
12/1/08

@ sistawoman

please tell your friend to keep cheating on her hubby bcuz pain is so cool. all the awe stories we hear on NL, we should open a movie industry that will tap into this gold mine, what say u seun?

Tgirl4real:
I'm sure he must have had a system problem.

Na2day, i never see ur mail o

ok, i will just reply ur mail u sent me and let u know, that it is me

make una help me thank God ooo, i was saved from an accident today on 635 here in dallas. funny enough, the pastor in the redeem church prayed for us about protection from accidents this december the day before

the live streaming dont seem to work for me, i know dallas is 6hrs behind GMT so i tried timing it and it wont work. any ideas why?

OLAADEGBU:
If you are not opportuned to attend church today due to one reason or the other endeavour to
click on the weblink below to connect with the live Sunday worship service  that takes place every last Sunday of the month @ 8.45 GMT (or the Monday Bible study every Monday @18.00 GMT)and be richly blessed.

Click to join with the Thanksgiving service in the USA. holding right now.

http://www.dclm.org/

@ lord jonie

ur pc get diarrhea? y ur reply be 4 times, all the same thing

lord jonie:
Wetin u dey xpet. u want make i go marry worwor gurl? as i hands reach? god 4bid!

why una dey do me this kin thing, secondary school tori too plenty. well, when i wake up i go yan una plenty.

[quote author=d-baptist link=topic=200701.msg3160056#msg3160056 date=1228004850]thats how some women are
them go just dey pass maga dey waka like say them no dey shit,but when u sit them down and start 2 dey pik their brains, u go c say na empty vessel or rada kpangolo[/quote]LMFAO

stop reading my mind

Sweet T:
This is another reason i don't bank with any Nigerian banks. Filled with half-baked bozos. Can you imagine trusting your money with this poster??

add me to that list; especially those ones that think its their right to be plain stupid

pc guru:
Yeah me too.can't stand a beautiful girl with no brains.

Tgirl4real:
Nope . . .

hope u aint sending to the wrong add

why not come to YIM

what do u mean? u just sent me a mail saying u got it

Tgirl4real:
na2day,

i dint get any mail o. Not even in my bulk folder

so u gotten it now?

Tgirl4real:
Na2day,
I din't get ur response and I don't hav u on my YIM. Get back to me plz. Thanx

u said mail it to u, which i did, so if u cant find it in ur inbox, check ur junk mail, it from decyberworld@yahoo.com with a name as Yeah Right.

@ michelin89

one up girl 

tunday02:
hmm!
don't really know how to start,  but the long & short of every thing is that my newly found g/friend actually wants me to swear by a bible that I won't jilt her.
so many excuses have been tendered to make her see it is unnecessary but she insists o! what do I do?

for the love of ur life and ur future dont swear oooo, anything can happen in the future, swearing on the bible is no different from blood covenant. to swear is to make a solemn covenant. i recommend strongly that u dont.

Yes u can't !

glorina:
I like his smile, his height, his charm and sexy eyes

glorina:
If you've got a crush on this sexy dude tell me what turns you on about him?

his profile shows he is likely in abuja dumb ass

DFACT:
and also narrowed down to abuja.


he did not mention ABUJAoooooooooooooo


na waooo

wasn't my interview good enough?

Tgirl4real:
Doyin13 finally completes his interview

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.928.html

A-40,

I'm not hearing anything from your end o

God, pls save us from stupidity

@ poster

yeye dey follow u oooo

[quote author=tonye-t link=topic=199875.msg3147436#msg3147436 date=1227798698]this things is really thrilling me, ,maybe i am possessed with attraction spirit or something,

take for example today a chic from intercontinetal bank openly approached me by name yolanda, so sweet and simple and asked for my name, and i jus couldn't resist giving her, now she has pumped my mobile with like 3 text mssgs of seduction flow, making 6 chics to my row, please someone help me out, its really getting crasy with me, i swear i need help, not kidding[/quote]na 2day we dey hear that kin tori

happy thanksgiving to u all

LMFAO _{[s]************i dey waka right behind u**************[/s]}

annekix:
Annekix, Perceives the aggravating odour of a bull crap story, covers nose, and goes to the sports forum!

look, dont make me give a slap offering oooo , emmmmh moderator u can now shut down this thread, me have gotten my answer so i dont need people still posting into the thing, talking crap.

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=200277.msg3144979#msg3144979 date=1227759942]Who cares? [/quote]

23 hrs

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=200670.msg3144992#msg3144992 date=1227760655]how many more hours left? [/quote]

guys, i just had a talk with her this evening and i think we have resolved the wahala