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what version of american english is this?

smurf:
@ Topic,

Can't marry I guy that smokes

from ur pic, u look very winkable 

smurf:
lolz 

he undressed u with his eyes?  kindly elaborate graphically if possible. i understand better with actual picture illustrations 

whiteroses:
arrgh i hate that, I swear one guy was undressing me with his eyes and winking, its not cool, guys its not fly when you do that it only makes you look low and boring

thanks

sistawoman:
You are;  

maybe i should do a spin off thread, "all winkable girls please post ur pic here" what y'll think?  

u have a white bf? abomi-country!

Ehise99:
I noticed when I walk in the street with him he seems to know like half the black women in the city and they all greet him with genuin liking. But a lot of white women look at him like they want to shoot him in the face.

I don't understand 

heck to the big "N" and even bigger "O"

no bi lie? why una too dey lie for NL, but na good story sha. i like the part  of her not talking but cooking ur food  but u too get mind ooo, u still dey chop the food, i give u hand my brother 

peeceelove:
i know what i did was bad but could not help it. sometime last week my wife told me she will be attending a vigil programme and will be leaving at about 7 pm, meanwhile  her friend  that just came into lagos, was to pass the night with us. when my wife fianlly left, i went and tune on the tele only to see her friend joining me in the setting room, we got talking about the movie and more other issues when suddenly she came and sat close to me. i felt uncomfortable at first but when i discovered it was just for her to get a better view i became relax. All of a suden she came closer to me and wanted to relax her head on my lap, i moved away only for her to say that she meant no harm, within seconds my hands were all over her just don't know what got over me, we found ourselves on the rug rolling and caresing when suddenly the door opened at about 10:15pm. i saw my wife with her mouth wide open and calling me by my pet name (heartbeat). i stood and well the rest is Histroy now but my worry is, since that day she has not said a word to me concerning that  incident, she cooks my food and don't say anything. her friend left the next day. my wife is cool headed . I AM AFRAID THAT SHE MIGHT TAKE ME BY SURPRISE, Nairalanders  what do i do? [b]please advise from MATURED minds only. [/b]

Bcuz they are winkable! are u?

Andala:
Why do they do that,It's so annoying

u do? oya take me, take me, i am the nicest on the planet

tope2000:
I like Nice guys
Nice guys arent MUMU please
Although there are some guys who are plain ODE

nah girl, we have a ready blame, and it is not us

stillwater:
That was a joke.
Extinct my foot. If eventually males go into extinction, I hope you can only blame yourselves.

tall on wat standards? is it tall by the grace of high heeled shoes? na question i dey ask ooo

who let this 2 year old out of the baby cradle again?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=194906.msg3078071#msg3078071 date=1226515236]Kai kai kai! This is my area of specialty and I would need my assistant (Morenike) to help me out with the details here but for now, I will mention that there have been many many many relationships within the circle of prominent members on NL.

_{Kokoye, with this great deal of interest you're showing, do you want to be hooked up or what?
We have matchmaking services too o!}

As for pics, that one pass my level. I refuse to post pics of couples unless I am given the permission to.  

Chamo has had several girls o!
Sima, Spiked, and many others. . . that boy is a complete player.

As for me, my present sweethearts are eldee, sly, ogidiboy and A-40 all at the same time. I still need more men in my harem sha [/quote]

so ur definition of nice is a guy that will kiss ur feet? wow! well, what can i say, men are about to be extinct anywayz so it dont matter i guess. this only goes to prove my previous conclusion, NICE GUYS DON'T COUNT, PERIOD!

stillwater:
Who doesn't know?
What's wrong in a man kissing my feet? Are you the man?

yet u r still not with any1 of them, strange!

stillwater:
I date them

women, they always try to change the rules when things are not going their way. well this video is for u


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtQPYTybpQg

Sisi Jinx:
Rotflmao! Take it easy man, don't pop a vein okay? Men DO use the the "I was vulnerable" excuse and Women DO believe them. . . . so why the 3rd degree Mr. Investigator, especially after he's already cheated on her TWICE?!

Man Rule Jungle Mentality is the Worst!!!!!!!

@ Sisi Jinx

maybe u shld learn to keep ur mouth shut. what if a guy says, i was vulnerable, and the girl took advantage of me, will u believe him? will it make it less painful? how convenient it is for us to always excuse ourselves but want to condemn another for the same deed. if i sleep with a girl, i slept with her period! to say i was vulnerable or we were just talking together and we just slept with each other trying to count urself the victim. sex is something u gradually allow urself into each time, and u can at anytime stop or say no to the advances even in high emotions.

Habakkuk 1: 13


"Thou art of purer eyes than to behold evil, and canst not look on iniquity, "

@ tashante86

well, i wish u God's speed and wisdom bcuz if i say what i want to say as an advice, i will be crucified here.

@ poster

I spoke to one of my best friend who I dated for some time but, we remained friends after we rested the relationship. While we were talking we slept together, it never happen again.

nice try, u were talking together and just slept together, girl, u need to give us more truths than this one

@ poster

excuse me, did u say u r dying? as in dying or as in dying?

democracy my ass, sometime this country can be a big joke

girl u r reading my mind

Shaz:
[color=olive]This poster is just clueless, I mean, my 4-year old brother can tell you :

1. They are both men.
2. They both have heads.
3. They are both dark skinned.

Infact, these would be better comparisons than that thing you have up there. .

It's not by force to start a topic. [/color]

@ MallamMusa

God forgive u for ur erroneous doctrine oooo

naija men, we don suffer in the name of romance

ha! this is the leilah i was talking abt, always bashing Nigerian men

Leilah:
I am Leilah also, I am irish Jordanian I am also muslim and my husband is no religion. Leyla get out of that marriage. You know a good muslim brother wouldn't do the like. I have been to Nigeria myself. I have a daughter my husband doesnt go out to pubs and hang around sinful places if he did I woudl have blown him out in a heartbeat and you should do the same.

baby, sometimes these things take time to sink in

ThoniaSlim:
I think we not right for each other. (Hello, like it took you forever to realize )

i could have sworn she is the same person that has all these stories about her hubby, well, i might be wrong

Outstrip:
na2day abeg leave Leyla. She is another world. That her husband is all kinds of things o according to her yet she stays with him. The man must not be that bad abi.

remember, u had slept with her a couple of times, dont know if that will fly with her

jtoliver:
"I'm GAY" - Short but sweet; would definitely shoot any woman's dream of marriage down fast

@ Leyla

my apologies if u arent the lady that keeps coming here to bash nigerian men. i do not support what ur hubby did but i am strongly against women that do nothing but bash men. may God heal ur heart and give u the wisdom on what to do and how to do it. may god also touch ur hubby to change his ways.

typical naija babe **********sighs*************

ruffrider:
Well I have a boyfriend,but I don't see anything wrong with going out having fun with a friend. come to Atlanta and lets have a good time. Me you a night on the town with all expense paid by you

nope, the world remains the same, u only chose to see half of it.

stillwater:
Oh blimey, the world's eventually turning into a good place.

well, i am sorry, i actually know lots of guys that give their girls second chances unlike ur assumption

stillwater:
The point is YOU men would kick her out if she cheats but hypocritically want her to still live with you if you cheat. PATHETIC!!!!

women have the same amount of face as men, so if men cheat, i can tell u right now, lots of women do it and are even encourage to do it by fellow women, since examples right here on this board.

stillwater:
Don't try to sugar coat this, we both you know you wouldn't stay with a cheat. Don't you just think men are two-faced?