₦airaland Forum

Mhismole:
Honey you'r too jealous o, i was just saying hi!

is it not ur fault? when u are too fine what do u want me to do?

Mhismole:
Oh. it wasnt you?? then i must go look for that person mehn, the kiss was sooo good, i wondered when you got good at it!! and as for you handling your dissing business, its gonna be difficult choosing you over michelin, sorry. so i guess your OYO, 

I CAN NOT BELIEVE MY BEFORE! OVULARIA! ! !

Pweety4me:
Y should i be looking 4 a man 2 pop d question in d first place?how small ready am i sef?

SHE'S ALIVE! ! !

Leilah:
Its all down to the cultural differences. Nigeiran men have to be treated like kings, wife does everything domestically and work F/T, doesnt drink, dosnt smoke any type of smoking. Drives him everywhere. Has millions of children and tells the welfare my husband is now 'In Nigeria' then they go rent out the social house and buy a house somewhere else.

If there is anyone in particular defrauding the system where I am you should come to Blanchardstown and see everysingle Naija woman well a large number of them claiming 'divorced ' or seperated (no such thing) they are costing the taxpayer billions! free four bedroomed houses is what they are getting plus 300 a week for OPFP, and are allowed retain income from PT work. They are f'in cleaning up man. Hard workers?

I work in the place and I'm very accurate on this matter.

MY F'ING ARSEEEEEE, then they always have to park up onto of the glass at the school and push me out of the way! always parking in the Disabillity Parking spaces too!

Are Jamo's like this.

This Govt is walkover. These people and any people for that matter, should be reported.

ah! just knew i will find ur nigerian hateful self here. longest time leilah

Decryptor:
Because while looking at them, you imagine and picture how they were "doing the thing" with the man who got them pregnant! Afterall woman wey carry belle no be virgin again at all.

obviously, u never met Mary

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Yes! [/color]

ur keyboard is acting up again

Yield:
lol. No I mean, I've never kissed anyone.

i guess u didnt understand the question, when did u get ur first kiss, it means when did sum1 ever in life place their lips on u or u accidentally placed urs on them, even when playing with ur baby doll on the sands. so plz answer the question with the correct answer this time. thnx

Mhismole:
yes oo abeg, eww, nyway my first kiss was wen i was, 10? yh. eww too. best kiss at 16 tho.

i noticed that these kisses u are talking abt was not administered by me

michelin89:
Believe me if there is hope for you, there is hope for everyone!

stop mistaking me for ur statued doll u drool over with daily. as for ur claimed kiss, i guess the guy wore 3 dark sunglasses just to avoid seeing what he was kissing otherwise he wont forgive himself ever. poor guy, he did that just for 20 bucks, i rather die

Mhismole:
LMAO!!! you see i told you not to look for trouble!

baby i got this, chill

CovenantChild:
Hey pips, Never been in one befor, Every day and night i dream, think, feel, and even experience one even with my imagination, Had friends who flyes at will and even had one whom i went with to the American Embassy To Get her Visa, Been dreaming of travelling all my life, Kind of on the Fantasey land, I Love planes and could stay awake all night doing nothing other than just looking up above in the Skies, Looking at the PRETTY metalic giant Birds, Anybody wishes to give me a trip? Will be very glad to the Soul.

psst! i hear al-qaed is recruiting in northern nigeria

netotse:
i swear i have a cousin that says that. . .lol

dunnit! i knew we were related

fan base? u wish!

Mhismole:
lol, hey bigrod. nice name you got there

i will pretend i didnt see this!

Mhismole:
LOL

why u dey laff over serious matter?

michelin89:
Beauty attracts, character keeps.

then it sucks to be u!

Mhismole:
looooool, but seriously tho. is she half nigerian at least?

plz stop saying that as if nigerians have not suffered enough

Kgdavid:
lol that nigeria branch of hell will be the best as there will be no electricity to power the heat machines

na firewood dem dey use ooo

latch:
@furacao , slight error there: 'it doesnt appear' , Jamaicans in the UK are VERY different from the ones in the US. The ones here in UK, 'gererally speaking' are a waste of space. Of course there will be exceptions.

some in the usa are just the same, go to queens and u will see what i mean

michelin89:
My love is fatal and you are still alive. What do you deduce?

netotse:
that he has found a cure?. . .

thank u for the expo

michelin89:
I know na2day is not a capable of any intellectual reasoning. . .that's why I am asking him of such task.

Nor spoil my fun!!!

u think say i be like u wey get fish brain?

netotse:
awww thats sooo sweet, i rem when she created that thread dissing you, see what it has blossomed into

@michelin
dont forget to use the tips ohsisi posted when na2day? starts whispering sweet nothings into your ear o!

chai! u dey crazy no bi small. why u wan pour sand sand 4 my garri?

rokiatu:
Why are bees attracted to sweet and colourful flowers? - it is the law of nature
character does matter but unfortunately most men are drawn to beauty than personality.

just like women are drawn to the man's pocket and physical appearance than personality and character

Mhismole:
i thought ayettymama was nigerian!

why are u wishing us bad thing eh?

is the OP still here? i go use cutlass on top of ur head ooo!

ayettymama:
where did you see me insult nigerians??

*ignored*

apparently u have short memory too!

aysometin:
I fell off my chair laughing,
Anyways the bible says 'Ask and ye shall recieve'

biko biko, stop to dey misquote bible abeg

Outstrip:
At least she is being honest. You never know she might make the best wife and friend you can ever imagine

right, but if a guy did the same all of una go nail am to the cross ko

Mhismole:
i should be saying that dear. now enough with all this talking. *bounces*

_{*****starts singing love stinks!*****}

otawa:
well said, Temilade.

Most of the guys are either jealous that a naija babe will prefer UK, US citizen above them.

May be if their papa had made Nigeria better, babes all over the world will be going after Nigerian men.

Life is short, only a foolish girl will see poverty and dive into it.

in ur mind now u made sense bah? i am in the usa but will never consider a girl whose agenda is to get out of the country for a r/s bcuz when she gets here she will fulfill her other hidden agendas. what has she got to offer? boobies, p**sy? we got a variety even among the nigerian community here, why waste my energy on her. some of u are just glorified daydreamers

beautiful song, a heart that forgives. enjoy!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3VT2bMpoYY

Ayemokhia:
Guys, have u ever found r self beating your wife or your girl friend for an offence she commited cos at times these ladies deserve some anointed beating but its really hard 4 me 2 do. whats your take on this one?

what kind of beating and when? is this doing S~X? if na that one yes ooo, spanking galore

doggyall:
Am somalian citizen billonaire equivalent of US millionaire, with Uk and US visas on my passport. I will pay your transportation fare to/fro somalia if you can e-mail me your pix. Then we can plan a trip to UK or US at anytime of the year. Goodluck

imfao! pathetic!

Mhismole:
if uv been usin it nd it workd for yu, twud work for me then. haba sha honey, you worry too much!

i dont want to have to remarry thats why

yjay:
really? BS i really dont understand the criticisms here, maybe she doesnt want to live in Nigeria & feels that by marrying a british/american citizen ll make it easier to live abroad, its HER choice, HER decision,

so she marries a guy from the UK or USA, will she also claimed she loves him? and if the guy cheats on her will that not be fair since their union is obviously not based on love but on a ticket out of naija

Abekeade08:
@Poster,

I agreed with you until you started vilifying Nigerian women. I have a great perspective on this issue as i am half naija/half trini. My dear girl, Men in general will tell you anything to get in between your legs, so please don't bring that here as proof that naija women are loud and all such rubbish. Naija men might date every other race in the world, but when its time for marriage they usually pick girls from the motherland.

On another note, don't take NL seriously, or else you will get hypertension for faceless goats behind a computer screen.

i see i trained u well 

@ OP

get a life! u talked against stereotyping and u just did the same thing.

Mhismole:
loooooooooooool, i just rmbred one 'girl spat in my mouth while intimacy' post like that, no kinky for me abeg,just normal intimacy wud do.

lol, fear dey catch u?