She was going through that "hoe phase" thing, and I knew her time with me was up. I went on ghost mode.
She called to know why I suddenly stopped calling and texting. I told her that, I understand you are in that phase of life that you just want to explore and I have nothing against you. But who are we kidding, this will never work between us.

She's very pretty and full of herself, and me, I'm good looking and proud ( I never apologise if I'm not wrong).

This topic made me realise that I haven't opened my mouth to ask a girl out in more than 10 years now. Last girl I asked out, told me she was scared and would be happy if we remained friends. Three months later she said yes, and why? She just couldn't deny the fact that she was in love with me.

Ever since, I haven't really asked a girl out; I just let the feelings grow, then I tell her I like her very much, and I'm always looking forward to being with her any at given chance. Small time babe has started doing the gf duties.

Serene123:


Have u hacked someone WhatsApp chat b4?


If u haven't, then keep calm bro.
Whenever she is online, I get notified and read everything she is typing

I am yet to see any evidence between her and that guy.

I just saw this. Sorry, but I hate to break it to you, she may know you hacked her WhatsApp or she's playing it really really safe.
Let me tell you something:
When I was dating one of my exes, I was also boinking another chick who knew about my girl but we both decided to keep it between us; our WhatsApp chat is just the boring "hello, hi, wassup", so as not to raise any suspicion. She stays in the neighbouring state, so whenever she's coming over for the D, she'd call me and we'd plan out meet up through 'harmless' phone calls. My ex never suspected a damn thing. Even after the sex, we just kiss and go back to our normal lives, like nothing ever happened. No text or whatsoever, till we meet again.

What I'm saying is, her chat may be harmless but it is still not a guarantee it is harmless, they both may be playing it really really safe via texting. For the fact she refused to give you her phone means she's definitely hiding something big. Please, don't allow love blind you into making one of the worst decision ever. Marriage is an institution you never graduate from.

Just like a close friend of mine, he likes to put everything on social media. If his woman takes him out on a date, he'd upload like 5 pictures with different pose, if he goes to see his 'guys' who I believe are into some shady dealings, he'd upload, chicken and drinks at the bar, if he gets a new pair of jordan kicks, upload straight. Omo, I kukuma mute the guy status for whatsapp.
It's like he's trying so hard to impress, even living above his means. Nothing beats a low key lifestyle abeg. Who wan dey keep tabs on my life and spending ni?

To me, if the chemistry isn't there then there's no need to shalaye abeg. Once I chat a girl up or she chats me up, the first 20 minutes of our conversation determines if I'll kick you to the curb, but then again it depends. I have a female friend who likes me a lot but our WhatsApp convo is different from our one-on-one meeting. We can gist, goof around and flirt for hours but when it comes to WhatsApp messaging, it is boring AF.

Another instance is my boss' daughter; during my youth service, this girl can be so so sweet and interesting on phone, even in person, she knows how to keep the convo rolling but when it comes to WhatsApp, na so so ' lol, nope, kinda' you go just dey see.

I know how to keep a girl on her toes with my witty chats, well thanks to iLegend too (he gave me some pointers with his PDFs), but most girls I have a one-on-one convo or chat with hardly decipher how I coin my words, few don't have good sense of humour, some tend see a little flirting as an act of rape (chat-rape) sef. In the end, na the chemistry sure pass

21cents:


First time a lady came to my crib after I passed the wooing stage she initiated sex by trying to seduce me and kissing me but I didn't yield, and I felt disgusted of her. in my mind I was like- if she could do that to me then she's been doing it with guys before we met. this one na fine girl o.

she came off too cheap because i expected the initiation should be ignited by me.

Bro, no offense but either your sexuality is not really in check or you're confused. A girl who likes you won't make things difficult for you. She's attracted to you in every way and you believe she's cheap because she willingly gave herself to you.
Do you know how many guys are at her feet begging her, yet she chose you and you see her as cheap.
I'm sure you'd say married women are cheap if they they initiate sex with their husband.
Change your mindset, bro

We were having dinner when I asked her if she'd be cool if I went into yahoo yahoo (internet fraud), and she said as long as it doesn't involve blood, she's cool with it. I lost my appetite that night.
We were doing more of quarreling than making love or goofing around. Every visit or phone call ends with arguments

The day she started withholding sex; This is someone who didn't care how tired I was, she'd always mount me every damn morning. Even begged me for sex when I was having mild malaria. Thank God I still had a FWB in the neighbouring state to help my situation.
She has this ugly character - because she's got this killer figure with a pretty face. So many guys were literally at her feet begging for a chance. She was shocked the day I told her I'm over and out.

Another chick said she'd kill me if she caught me cheating on her. It was funny for like 20 seconds. I ended it when I called her one day after I travelled to another state, I immediately called her when I arrived, and this was like few minutes past 9pm. Babe told me she was tired while I was talking and hung up. I called her back scolded her like a little kid, while she was apologizing I hung up. She called back like 3 more times, I didn't pick. The following days, she blasted my phone with calls but I refused to pick. She got the message and stopped. That was how the relationship died. Till date, we haven't spoken.

Another chick or should I say bimbo I dated was a BS relationship. It started and ended with nothing but sex (I enjoyed it to the last, I gotta admit). We can't have a meaningful conversation without sex involved. She once posted in her WhatsApp status "No money for me, no sex for you".
It ended when I visited her, was going through her when I saw a message where her ex told her he missed the sex, her reply was " hmmm". The following replies from her felt like it was gonna happen, and she's a sex freak too, so yeah.

Iyocartel:

Iyooooooo cartel

And you believed her? The men wey promise her marriages have logged in and passed her on to you the last guy on the queue and she is trying to emotionally blackmail you now to win a way into your heart.
You'll be the biggest f00ll on earth if you take that young lady back..
Give yourself some regards mahn.

Don't get me wrong, brah, I am not trying to defend her but I knew about her bestie's break up issue while we were still dating. Trust me, marriage is the last thing on her mind right now.
I just asked what's his view on it, I never said I wanted to accept her back. We have both moved since then.

NarnieAceTech:
What you guys see as cheap may mean something different to the females. There are females who just want to sleep with you but will use something flimsy in order to get down with you.

You guys make it look like a big achievement when you get into a girl's panties. Truth is, you guys are also cheap as well. I just don't understand some Nairaland guys.

You are so right, brah. These guys make it look they did something spectacular before the girls decided to have séx with them. I mean, c'mon. A girl who wants to sleep with you will not have trouble in doing that. There are guys who will chase a girl for months or years, yet they won't get even a peck on the cheeks but another guy with good sex appeal can get laid within a day.

uchenageme:


Oga, they are advising you now but you dont want to understand. Let me break it down for you.
1. She broke up with you because she found another guy who she believed was richer or better than you in bed.
2. They had a sexual relationship for the 8 months period she was out of your life.
3. The guy, probably a playboy, got tired of her and moved on with another lady.
4. She is presently feeling sad about loosing the guy but needs someone to fall back on, and she remembered you.
5. She can never stay permanently with you because you do not meet everything she needs in a man. So if another man with better qualities comes around, you are toast again.

Now put all of this in your mind, if you want to continue with your ex.

Bro, I guess the dude never let her go and she knows how play the game. You may be right.

Hope you don't mind that I wanna share similar a experience with you:
Back then just after I graduated, while waiting for service, my girl started acting strange, I saw the signs and ended the relationship. The funny thing was, she kept calling and texting, asking about welfare, while I was busy trying to act tough by not giving a damn about her (trying so hard to forget her). We moved on, into different relationships, but after about 6months, she called and was crying, begging me to forgive her that she still loved me.

I asked why was she telling me this now. She opened up to me that she actually wanted me to break up with her because she was scared of that life after school. She believed I was going to dump her since I was going for youth service and definitely other girls will snatch me from her. Her best friend experienced same thing when her boyfriend went for service, so she's scared it would happen to her too.

I asked her if she was seeing another guy before we broke up, she swore she wasn't but started dating another dude two months after we broke up.

I'm telling you this to get your own view of things. What would you have done in such situation?

Petro-Chemical Engineer but shoot mehn, I sucked at Chemistry, like really really sucked, I still do. I ditched it totally for something I didn't know I'd end up loving.

I fall under the category of "Eh, whatever. Lemme just spoil myself a little after the day's work"...And by spoil, I mean, spend the whole day in front of my computer or console playing game with loud music till I pass out. Not even minding if I got a deadline to meet.

This year, I totally ignored my birthday, it was friends, exes and families that reminded me. I don't see it as a biggie any more....may be because I am yet to hit that "mark"

IAmSkinny:

Everything

Can you give me the contact or details of the seller. Thanks

IAmSkinny:

Everything

Can you give me the contact or details of the seller. Thanks

IAmSkinny:


Look at this criminal. I de buy ps3 slim from Alaba for 30k and you are here looking for who to scam.

Lmao. Where in Alaba? Is it just the console or it comes with installed games, HDMI, and controller pads?

SlyCharlie:

Those are CTL and Metrodigital decoders,it's piracy though, but DStv overlooks them sometimes although they've been off air for a couple of months now because EFCC raided their offices for broadcast piracy

You don't say! I really enjoyed it and I had the intention of getting their decoder this month because of EPL. Too bad though. Any hope of them coming back?
Thank you for this.

Princedapace:


Why are u people like this? It cost a lot to get broadcast right of these top leagues. Even broadcast right of African champions league is way expensive not to talk of epl. If they get the right for epl, their sub will be expensive just like dstv. So what is now the need ? Dstv is expensive becus they paid heavily for broadcast rights.

No business wants to lose money. So as they paid heavily for broadcast rights, they will also charge their customers heavily.

If tstv go the dstv way, it will become as expensive as dstv.

Excuse me, bro. I just need to ask. I travelled to the Southeast and I noticed some viewing centres showing EPL matches in an Arabic and French station, I couldn't get the name of the decoder but I just want to know if you've heard about those channels and if yes, how can one get it in Lagos? What does free-to-air mean?

Me, I pack my 3 standard power banks with me when ever I'm about to journey to another state. I'm on my phone from start of the journey to the end. If I am not on NL or playing Fifa 18 or FPS games on my phone, then i am reading PDF comics or watching series/movies I downloaded. I most times ignore the pretty girl beside me, especially those ones that can take 40 selfies in 10mins

I went to visit her, and intended spending the night with her. Her neighbour who I am in good terms with came back with bottles of campari drink and holandia yoghurt for flexing. She pleaded with me not to go to his apartment, but I just had to.
I came back a little above tipsy but not drunk and argument started, na so babe land me slap for face, me sef shock. I grabbed her by the shoulders, shook her in a rough manner and warned her that the next time she tries that BS, it will be her family and mine settling the issue because of the beating of her life I was gonna give her. I angrily left the place.

Most Nigerians saw this dude but went ahead to pick those guys with meaningless lyrics as their fave. iWeep
My favourite song then was/is Redemption

globalmart:


Next Time nah army u go slap...
Have I ever tested alcohol
No

I hope so. E don tey wey I dey wan slap army person. But trust me, once a while you should get high or tipsy. You'll love it, trust me. Just one day sha

globalmart:


Ok..I didn't see d number in my G-mail..

I Guess you didn't check well. Alright, send me yours, so I can hit you up on WhatsApp

globalmart:



I can't ooohhh..it's very disrespectful to me..how do I even ask the question sef??
'hello ma,my name is favour,your son N Told me something I want to confirm..................................?

Yeah, that's just how you should do it. You see, you are good to go already. Like I said before, I got your back

Lamasta:
Liverpool vs Barcelona 4-0 You need to come and see how we celebrate the 4th goal it was ecstatic ...

Manchester City winning their first premier league against Watford when Aguero scored the late winner oh my God its a magical moment

Let me just drop my keyboard here and save the rest

It was Queens Park Rangers (QPR) actually.

First time I got drunk at a colleague's birthday party, I missed a step and dipped my leg into this dirty gutter. I didn't even care
Second was after taking this wicked and chilled bottles of Star, about 6. I went to see a female course mate whose house is close to the bar. I only remember my other course mate telling me i told my female course mate that I have always fantasized about sucking her bööbs.

Last one that happened was on my birthday, some years ago; It was just a small party that I invited my close friends (about 4)and my gf invited about 3 of hers. During the party, my gf whispered into my ear that she's gonna eat me raw that night. I excused myself to a nearby store to get some condoms, cos shît may happen. Long story short, we both were so drunk that after the party, I just slept on the floor while she passed out on the bed. Next day, man no even get strength to stand up till around 10 or 11am

globalmart:



I can't ooohhh..it's very disrespectful to me..how do I even ask the question sef??
'hello ma,my name is favour,your son N Told me something I want to confirm..................................?

Now you are backing out. Don't worry, I got your back. So all the whole "Don't think I won't call her oo" na wash abi?

globalmart:



Lol....I go call her ooohhhhh..you think am not serious.......
Owe u what?

I didn't dare you. I'm sure you will....unless if you are scared to hear what your mother-in-law sounds like.
I'll tell you only after you have agreed to the deal.

globalmart:


Lol..Smart guy.....sugar tongue...gimme your mom's number lemme call her and ask her if nah wetin she talk..

Alright, I will, but first you have to promise me that if you call her and she confirms what I told you is true, then you owe me. Agreed?

Since I can't put her number on this platform, just check your email.

GuyWise101:

Thanks, I have made up my mind to keep the cash.

The money saved, is it from 'Oso Ahia' ? If it is, and I hope it is, then I'd say you don't have to give your Oga the money because he himself knows this- It is common among Igbo traders and their boy boy. But I can't say for sure if your Oga approves of it and hope it doesn't chase away customers.

On a side note; why do you guys love inflating prices a lot.

globalmart:


Lol..better Goan get a career in law cos u can argue...
Anyways am still busy with studies.Men are distractions at this time in my life..

I only argue about things I have interest in....
and what a coincidence, this was exactly what my mother told my dad, but now you can see that I am one of the products from their union.