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OMOLUABIs
Good to see Nigerians doing the right thing.
I moved to another state recently, please how do I get my PVC?

"Omo, make this babe try change position na".
"Mehn, no try cum early this time o. Ok, think about other things that will delay you. Remember when that gay guy was asking you out.....No, no, fvxking disgusting mehn".
"I for allow this girl shower first, this smell no go well".
"Imagine this beauty having my child. Omo, I'm not ready for a child. Make i no go pour"
"Na this same mouth she go still use sing for church tomorrow sha. Lmao. Guy, you no go make heaven, walai"
"Let me try that stuff that nigga did on Xvideos"

Justkatty:
Nothing person no go read for nairaland smh

So for one to be online 24/7 means the person is cheating wtf

Someone can't be doing online business again because of this gender.
May God help us.

Just curious though; what kind of business do you think she is discussing with a guy at 11pm or even 3am?
Because the watch word here is "boundaries". Even if it is indeed business, there should still be boundaries set.

Cazzim:
seriously I can't even stand and see my sister with a guy and I will notice there dating and I will just overlooked things, and she will even have the mind tel me they had sex and apologizing to me for that, if I slap u ba,,, Kai but the way some family they self the tired me oo, my sister can't even stand or sit with a guy make any of us the elders brothers see her with the guy self

Sorry to interfere, bro, but your sister is just pretending due to fear from her big bro and family. If she eventually leaves for school(if she's still a jambite) , where she's free to express herself, that's where her true colour will show; I have seen things first hand.

Now, you should be worried whether she's either pretending or a closet lesbian. Caging her won't do you any good, trust me. Because if she eventually gets served "breakfast", suicide will be her only option.

Ndissle:
it is battery problem. If you are in Lagos call or WhatsApp me on 0803 860 3994

It is a brand new tab o, I tore the pack open myself. How can a new phone have battery issue?

Hello Tech gurus. A friend gifted me a brand new but low quality/substandard mini tab. I said sub-standard because it goes off even when the battery is still at 90%. It only stays on if it is plugged to a power source.
The battery acts like a countdown timer- It goes from 100-0 even if left idle.
Can you help suggest what could be the problem with the tab and proffer solution to the problem. Thanks

PumpumPrince:

see yor cokonut head like bitter lemon.....so becuz yor friends hav body oduor & u drink mouth spray when u talk to women...u think all nigerians have mouth odour too....correct? ..are u from Chad?(no oofeinse)

Dude, just hand over your Mum's phone back to her and go to bed.

To an extent, she is right but got it wrong with the generalization. Most guys don't believe in personal hygiene. I have witnessed some guys play football, all sweaty. They just squeezed the sweat off their shirt, let it dry, then put it back on and came to sit beside me at the viewing centre. I just had to relocate sharperly.
I have another of my colleague who's got this bad BO. He came close to another female colleague and hugged her. Her facial expression alone said it all
Those are the kind of things I dread abeg.
Using roll-on won't kill you guys, try and take your bath after the day's activity, use good body spray, and if you can't affford it, you can buy those oil perfumes that are sold for ₦300.
I always have my mouth-spray or bubble gum with me in case I eat junks.
Smelling good goes a long way o

During Easter celebration few years back. Her friend hooked us up. She was to come visit me but things changed, so I decided to go visit her in her parents' house instead . She me told that I would sleep over. I declined because I thought her parents wouldn't approve but they did. I decided to sleep in the living room but this babe snuck me into her room.
And boy did we ride it out all night. She literally tied her mouth to muffle the sound. We had to move the action to the floor because of the creeking sound of the bed.
Any time I remember that escapade, I just shake my head and smile. What a rush!

Another one happened when my neighbor wanted to use my bathroom because her roomie's so-called bf was gonna spend the night at her place. I was just on my laptop doing some work when she called out from the bathroom to help her with my towel, using the door to hide her naked body. I jokingly teased her, telling her what she was hiding that I haven't seen before. She was like, oh really, she tod me to come in and see for myself. I thought she was kidding, I stood up and went into the bathroom and boy oh boy, my brain shut down immediately. That was how the fvck fest started. What a rush!

Quite a few of them.
The most recent was with my colleague at work, but I waved it aside. Why? I don't shît where I eat and she's not my type. Pretty, yes, but I can't date my colleague at my place of work.
She told another of my close colleague because she couldn't tell me in person. I still gist and play with her so she won't feel bad about the indirect rejection.

larrypourl:
Real late. Gotten the Redmi note 8 already. Thanks.

Mind if I ask how much you got the note 8? That's another device I'd like to get if I'm not using Huawei. Would prefer the Note 8 pro though.

I Travelled for the Easter celebration break, on my way back to the state I reside. I told her I was coming around in two days time, which should give her ample time to prepare herself. I arrived and called her on the phone, she said she's going for a program that very day we were to meet and hang out. I was so mad but remained calm. Had to move it to the next day. Red flag number 1.
Next day came, she didn't bother to call me, and when I did to find out, she busied my call. Red flag number 2

When we finally got to meet, she didn't even bother to apologize for standing me up twice. The stupíd girl had the guts to ask me about the gift I said I was gonna get her. Red flag number 3.

Mind you, I agreed to still meet because my colleague dropped something with her, I had to get it from her before heading back. After that day, I completely ghosted her. She kept calling and calling, sending me texts, asking me why I changed all of a sudden. I wanted to tell her, at least for closure but I felt she's not worth it.

I wasn't in love with her or something. I just wanted to give her a chance to be with me since she indirectly confessed she had a crush on me and that triggered me into liking her too but she messed everything up. Let's say she apologizes if I told her why I ghosted her, I don't think I'll ever find a place in me to let what she did go.

Fucklove:
Accessbank is the most useless bank. They can't even process $1 transaction

I think they have stopped processing Visa naira cards on int'l transactions.
Welcome aboard, bro

Jayjerjay:
He disposed his iPhone 6s, did he say anything about disposing his TECNO device, y'all just come on the internet to just post hate...

You know, if you try to relax your itchy fingers, then think before you start typing, it will do you a lot of good in future.
This is a good time to start. Go!

Nefort:
Holding Tecno phone doesn't mean he can't used other brands.

Tell me something I don't know already
Try to understand my comment

Once it starts to lag, memory space can't do the needful anymore, when it no longer support new app updates or features.
Some folks change phones up to 3-4 times a year for no jst reason. I'm like WTF. I call them "Phone Whøres"

What happened to that Tecno phone he was holding last year?

So Transsion paid him millions to just pose and snap with their brand. Nice one.

Not entirely true though. Most have standards and are quite picky but many see that as pride.
Some don't have that patience to woo the ones they kind of like and also that fear of rejection from the opposite sex may be a cause.
The ones they like may not reciprocate, and some expect them to push further to know how serious the dude is.
Some lack that alpha status- they just have a fine face, nothing more. They lack Confidence, charisma, ruggedness, manners and so much more.
Some even spend more time with their mirrors preening

But forget o, girls dey rush dem nonetheless.

Lmao
You bought this power bank from roadside sellers, I can bet. While traveling from Ph to Bayelsa, I saw this same type when the guy came close to my window.
30,000mAh can't fit into that case, bro. Even if Gandalf uses sorcery, it won't work. On the bright side, the PB is quite beautiful. Just take your L in peace. Sorry

Polaris1:
Fake 1TB, 2TB memory cards are all over the place,
Never use them for live video or even photographs.
You'll regret it.

I also made same mistake. I saw 256gb for about $3. I only read the positive reviews, ignoring the ones of one or two star rating. Most of them indeed had at most 64gb.
Truly truly, awoof dey purge Belle.

rocken001:
Hello guys,
Pls i applied for a refund and Aliexpress messaged me that the refund has been completed. Pls how long does it take for the message to reflect in my account.

Damn, bro. 2TB memory card for about $4.
This is way too good to be true. Why did you ask for refund?

chrisja:
21 days later after my item entered Nigeria, NIPOST finally called for pick up. Thanks to OGA Noobody for helping place the order..

Hello, bro. How can he help place order for different item of less than $15 in total. My pathetic bank has fxcked me over and over.
How much does he charge?

I have nothing to gain trying to defame you. It happened in the year 2020, November precisely. That's why I said I have forgotten about it and I don't still mind buying from you when the need arises, so long as people are still confirming your business.
I'll surely contact you when I need one again. Good luck.

The ability to mimimize long posts. There should be a drop down button to expand or reduce a quoted post. Trust me, it is very annoying when someone quotes a particular person's long post and then his reply is just an emoji or one word.

It should take about a month+ before a new member will be able to post comments or create topics, so as to reduce the number of fake accounts opened by an old member who was caught pants down before. How can someone have up to 10 alternate accounts. Ahaghn!

Hanibbal:
I have been using my sister's bank to do AE purchases. That Access Bank taya me.

I'm just one more disappointment away to cease using them. I'm just tired mehn. What I wanna order is less than $10 o. Even with the $20 limit, they can't still keep up.

What bank is that?

jboixxx:
[color=#0000ff]Even MasterCard isn't working. [/color]

Wow! I don't think they are going to ever resume from tbe look of things o.
I just feel like my life is on pause mode
Thanks for the feedback