frog12:
yes. he was always in the right place at the right time. him and messi can work together !

for No. 10, he has no technique !
he can not dribble or score by himself. messi is good at it !

aguero always need assist. if he no get assist, he can not score. that my friend is not a good player. he was lucky !!!!

Aguero is not a lone striker, you say? I'm sure you are mistaken. The only thing Aguero doesn't have as a striker is height in the box.
Please, just watch his first goal against Everton on his final premiership game for a start.
If not for constant injuries, Kun is one of the most lethal striker in the EPL

MrMacinterchi1:

weird attitude like? tell us

She thinks of herself too much. She's very pretty, yes, but she's not the type I really would fancy to date. Maybe she was putting up defense of some sort but I wasn't feeling her. In short, we weren't just feeling each other. She's just a trophy girl.

Was resuming for the semester, I boarded a bus from Lagos, at Maza-maza, Jibowu. I like big buses due to their comfort, my number was the window seat but this pretty girl whose number is after mine begged me to let her stay on my seat. I allowed her because I don't really like window seats; for the fact that I wouldn't be able to stretch my long legs.

I got to find out she's a medical student because she was reading a book on Anthropology and she admitted when I asked her. Me being a funny guy naturally, I made her laugh all through the journey ( she started the conversation). Even those guys who board bus to sell their products were like "Look at this cute couple. Big man, I know sey na she dey toast you so". I was kinda embarrassed because most folks in the bus even acknowledged us.

The journey was fun though. We were together through out the journey, even when the driver stopped for break, we stepped out together to get food, all eyes were on us.
I told myself if she doesn't ask for my number, I won't ask for hers either (my pride level too much).

I saw the disappointment or would I say surprise on her face when I got to my stop and I just told her maybe fate will let us see again and then I alighted.

Another one was when I was heading back to Lagos after a tough semester. The girl seated next to me was a damsel. Funny enough, my girlfriend then kept calling me to know where I was, my sisters also kept calling, then like three of my close female friends called me a few times to know how my journey was going.
This damsel kept wondering if I was a player and I was playing all these girls because I was intentionally lying about my location. Even when my sisters called, I respond with " Hey baby" or "Hey love".
It was some sort of mind game on her and it worked, because she just had to ask if I was dating these girls. I just laughed and acted like all cool and sort. She collected my FB id but our friendship didn't last. She's got this weird attitude and she got pregnant for her bf.

Ogbeni, you are not ready. How would you feel if your wife is still in contact with her ex? Exactly! That's what I thought.

Just discipline yourself and vow to cut any form of communication with her. Take your wife out, show her more love, compliment her. Just do what ever it takes to forget your ex.

You are not the only one who's still in love with their ex but high level of discipline will overcome any form of temptation. She's of the past, let her remain there. That's why they are called ex

Had one who wasn't really a roommate but he often came to spend time in my room, seeing that I bring my foodstuff in large quantity. I don't joke with food. That's why my small money can last up to a month plus because there's always food available.
Dude thought he'd seen food maga. After eating at my place three consecutive times, na so I begin lock my kitchen. He'd talk, gist, talk and keep talking, when he's tired he'd leave. One day, he asked me to bring food so we can cook, I asked him what he has, he said he has nothing, me sef lock up, left him in my room went to a food joint to eat, came back and slept. He decoded and stopped coming.

I'd have helped if his pleas were genuine but he'd rather invite a girl over, buy things for her and then starve later.
In fact eh, I'd rather not expose it all. But that is the worst type of friend anyone can have.

Even my closest padi wey we grow up together, we can't stay together because na quarrel and fight go end our childhood friendship. Make everybody dey their dey. Better to stay alone in a selfcon than share with a roomie a two bedroom apartment. E get why

SodO9:

Oh
In that case try oshodi(game arena) or alaba if you are in Lagos

So it can be done, right? Or are you saying I should go there and ask?

SodO9:

I thought PS3 controllers are wireless, why do you need usb ports if not for charging the controllers

Yeah, but let's say both controllers are low, what do we do? Secondly, my second controller is faulty so I bought USB controller pad for PC. It works alright, but it disables the default settings whenever we want to play soccer, It takes over the first port thereby resetting the wireless controller which by default should be the first. Do you understand what I'm trying to explain here?

It is just tiring, you know, the setting and all that. I just want to know if it the USB port can be fixed to save myself all these stress.

Hello gamers. I am an active reader but not a member of Nairaland. I'm using a friend's account to post this.
I bought a ps3 console from a guy in this gaming section last year. Too bad I didn't check it properly before I transferred the money to him. He sold me a console with only one functioning USB port, the other port is badly damaged physically. So basically a second player is almost useless.

I didn't find any big deal at first because I kind of stay alone and I don't really fancy soccer only action adventure,fps and the likes, but from time to time, my friends, relatives do visit and playing soccer is a big deal.

I am not here to cast him but to ask if it can be fixed.

geesilver:

Please tell me the simple meaning of it .... Maybe I. Mistaking here.

"I cannot make it" in this context simply means he won't be coming for the so-called interview in plain English and understanding. But you had to read deep meaning into it, saying he's trying to jinx or lay on himself a curse. Really, dude?!

Emancipate yourself from such backward thinking , it would go a long way on you. Don't thank me

geesilver:

OP why did you say you cannot make instead of I would not be able to come around...... abi you no know say you dey swear for yourself ni...... you cannot make it ke.

Why do Nigerians like you read meaning into every thing. Na wa o

This guy is Funny.

Experienced same with GNLD while searching for an IT placement; The dude who was 'preaching' to us in our small group was just bathing me with spittle. Immediately I heard we were to pay for some BS package. I stood up and left, they were trying to call me back, but I didn't even bother to respond. One of them made a silly remark and I cursed her children for saying such.

Starched shirt and chinos trousers wasted
Transport money and time wasted
I felt used, mehn

Kai! The offer was just too good to be true. IT student 40k

kriss27:
Do you want to tell how you tamed her despite being richer than you?We want to learn

Truth is, everyone has somebody. I was just a regular guy. We just met at a party where she was the make up artist of the bride. She saw me and immediately liked me. There was no wooing game or whatsoever. She collected my number, called and texted me a few times.

The down side of it was that, I wasn't into her like she was into me. Since she loved me more, I was able to control the relationship.

I had one back in the university. She's a makeup artist. She's bigger than I am financially. She charges up to 40k for outside jobs back then, and she gets wedding gigs every weekend. She has more than 10 students she's teaching and her fee is 70k per head. She just get money scatter.

Sometimes I look at myself and smile. I tamed her and she was at my beck and call. But I never demanded money from her for once, I get too much pride. Though she helped me with some job connections.

mctons:


How do u mean bombing?

It is a slang for internet fraudsters. It means to keep searching for clients and to keep sending malicious mails till someone(maga) falls i.e they keep spreading their fishing net till at least one fish is caught.

#SayNoToInternetFraud.

KanuSE:

Don't you feel guilty coz the woman doesn't think twice before dumping the guy.
You don't owe her anything.

So what you are saying is that, since most female cheat and dump guys I should regard all of them as same, yeah?

I don't know about you, sire, but I have a heart and I wouldn't like to be toyed with.

I am just here laughing at that little boy's shoes. I mean, what was the mother or father thinking. Even if it was a close friend or relative who bought the shoe. Come on, that shoe is way too big for that little boy. I don't mean to laugh but heck, it is funny

Yeah, I think I have and it wasn't funny one bit. I dated her out of pity after my ex and I had a serious fight and it ended the relationship. She was a rebound girl just to make me forget my ex. I knew she was in love with me but I didn't realise she was crazy in love with me. She told her sisters, friends, was even posting my pictures here and there, used my picture as her WhatsApp dp. I didn't even feel an inch of what she felt for me and I knew it was gonna end in tears for her if we kept it going.

I had to call her on phone and tell her the truth about us. She cried and kept cussing me. I just took it in because of guilt. Her last words to me, "You will regret this, I promise you". After the call ended, I had this mixed feeling of guilt and relief at the same time.

Do not ever date anyone out of pity. Just like pouring water into a basket, it will never yield anything but tears and guilt.

Some guys even date girls just to have sex and leave. Unless if it's transactional or fwb, don't deceive or play people, they are humans not robots.

fineboynl:
I know of that feeling. some people are like that. they are possessed. when you are far away chasing your future dream they comes in to distract you and it's the davil, but when you became available they lose interest. another thing it might be because of money. she sense that you don't have money or you are not as cute she once thought.

That part you said about money is what I suspected. That day we met after I got back, I wanted to be romantic and take a walk with her but I guess she wanted more than a romantic stroll, because after the stroll, I noticed a change in her responses but I just brushed it off.
She was 17 then but obviously very mature body-wise, with so many well-to-do guys always hovering around her and showering her with gifts.

Lawrencestix:
na to make stew na n enjoy ur parboiled rice

if only. But trust me, it wasn't cool one bit. She even noticed I started avoiding her.

Mixedfruit:
A woman's Loyalty is like Italian Army During the second world war;--Non
Existence.....

Italian Army:

Fiscus105:



Women can't love two or more people at ago unlike man, also they can't pretend to love like man too, immediately man's love fades in their hearts they show it without think twice.

This one happened so fast. Just less than a day after seeing me for the first time in many months. I swear, I didn't see that coming.
After few years, I realized she probably did it on purpose to size my manliness and I fell for it by begging her even when she was the one clearly at fault. That was a "see finish" move, and that's how most females behave. A good guy or simp will fall for it but 'bad guys' won't GAF

During NYSC, she redeployed to the state I was serving. She had a good shape when I first saw her in her khaki. When she came to visit me, she wore a tight fitting gown that was supposed to reveal her sexy shape but I saw a 'Johnny Bravo' kind of shape. I am sure you guys know what Johnny Bravo looks like. I lost interest immediately.

Another had saggy boobs when she took off her bra. I was like, why didn't I see this coming. I can tell if a girl's boobs are decorated or fallen soldiers but I don't know why I missed hers.

Another had this BO like parboiled rice. As in, if she enters my room, you'd think I'm cooking rice. Bloody turnoff, I tell ya

Besties?! #scoffs. Yeah, right!. Make cat and fish be best friend for this planet earth.

I knew a girl who had a "male bestie", and the male bestie has a gf. The girl kept denying that she has nothing to do with the guy, yet the guy spends many sleep over nights at your place. One early morning, I entered her room to collect something, na so I see used gold circle condoms for one corner of bed with the guy still snoring. Her roommate still confirmed it that another night that the guy came over, she saw condom in the toilet.

I have told my girl several times, you see this bestie stuff, It doesn't sit well with me unless if the guy 100% gay, not 99.9% because I don't even trust that 0.1%

They both messed up. Since the guy invited her, she should be responsible for the bill. On the other hand I think the lady ordered a little too much of what was expected of the guy. Most see it as an opportunity to chop belleful.

Next time, ask the guy to order for you, and if he insists, then you can go ahead but be sensible about it. But make sure your debit card is in your pocket

Yeah, sure. No big deal. But I love it when we do laundry together though.
The gisting and laughing makes it all fun but most times, I do it as a favour if she's very busy. Latest washing machine sef get 3-in-1, so na just put detergent, on the machine, shikena, no stress.

Cutehector:
as in eh.. E dey vex me. Imagine he no dey shame dey yarn say he dey give girl 20 missed calls..i am sure the op is within 18-20years

He's above 20 in age but not in experience. It's obvious the guy has had no relationship experience that is why his world is about to crash.

20 missed calls??!! This level of insecurity and desperation is from planet Mars. Get into relationship early and learn how to get heart broken early so you would know how to handle situations like this when you come of age.

Aaaaarghmed:
guy na wa for you o,you too meek o,why wud you call a woman 20missed calls.i call my babe highest 2 missed calls.i love myself so much because I always act sendless,for instance if me and my babe dey talk for phone and she gets angry and cut my call,I dont get angry or vex and call back.i simply dont call till the next day ,I never ever apologize when am not at fault. I am in charge and she knows it.i have being this way right from time,I dont even read all these red pill books or things but as a man I know how to be a king in my own lane,and I cannot take nonsense from a woman

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@the bolded. You see this right here, is what I love most about your comment. That's my fave quote/ belief "Never apologise when you know you are not at fault". Most females intentionally do this to take a measure of our manliness and most guys fall for it.

Be in charge of your one world. Na correct man you be, bro

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Sometimes I wonder if people read signs or just intentionally ignore them. You sef, you sabi disturb. If she keeps giving these excuses then stop bothering yourself, bro. I'm 70% sure she's with another man, ask those guys in Olosho beer parlour thread, I'm very sure one or two of them don dey smash am as you dey call your babe.

As for me, I don't call more than twice, thrice if it is serious.....10 times or more if it is a life or desth, money emergency. As a man that you are, it is even annoying as you keep blowing up her phone. Give her her space and goan explore other babes that are willing to be explored like Dora, since you are already rich. 'nuff said

We started dating immediately I got admission in a Tertiary institution. My school was miles away from home. She was constantly hitting me with calls and messages on 2go that she misses me and can't wait to see me again. Na so mumu me just dey hurry up make semester end. If i had a way of slap the semester and tell it to hurry up eh. Funny thing was that I had a course mate seriously crushing on me but I was busy forming Mr. faithful man.

Finally, I came home, called babe that I'm back, she was so excited. We took a walk round the neighbourhood holding hands, with me showing her off. After that day, babe changed totally. Stopped replying my 2go chat, picked my call when she feels like and making the conversation short. Till date I don't know what I said or did that made her switch off just like that.

Few days before I was to go back to school, I told her I wanted us to see again before leaving, so we agreed to meet in church. After service, babe said she was very tired and wants to go home. I was like, I hope you know this is the last time you may see me in months to come. Her response was like "yeah, whatever". I was mad but kept my cool, next thing her phone rang and a female voice at the other end told her something, she screamed with happiness and told me she has to leave. I was like, I thought you said you are tired and wanna go home. She just dismissed what i said and told her if she leaves me here she won't like what comes next, she called my bluff and left me alone.

Ladies and gentlemen, na me still go beg am make she no vex sey I threaten am. Babe told me not to ever call her phone again. It was like a movie to me. Imagine someone telling you how bad she's missed you, then you show up, then of a sudden, she can't stand you.

I have literally laughed my a$$ out tonight. Funny stories mehn.

I don't want to sound rude but I have noticed most females see going out on a date as a time to eat free food or 'chop' the guy's money
I thought the primary aim was to get to know each other.

A female friend told me about a date where from start to finish, the guy didn't let her talk. He kept talking and bragging about having contacts of notable money bags in that city, how much his phone is worth, his car, how much he used to furnish his apartment.

Another told me how the guy just told her straight up that after the date, they should go to his apartment to fvck. Before that, he showed her pictures of him and his 'goons'. Bunch of weed-smoking-marlian-wannabe-junkies
Funny thing is that they met in church. I couldn't hold my laughter that day

A lady who hates cooking

A lady who hates cooking doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't know how to cook.

I am a decent cook myself, so, that's no problem for me. If I'm too tired, I place an order.

Loveknitting:


"Good looking and proud" wow.

Yeah. That's what I said. Don't over think it. What I mean is stated in between the bracket right there.