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.bbpreye:
So you won't help me..

Its easy now,throw am inside am toilet,leave am for 30 mins by d time u come back to pick it up...wholla ur BB DP would have changed.
If u have any further question don't hesitate to post it in the PHONE section

Dis is what u spit when you have too much of d retardeen sparm in ur mouth

gentlegg: IF I LIVE BAD LIFE BEFORE MY DEATH DEFINITELY I CANNOT REST IN PEACE, BUT IF I LIVE GOOD LIFE THEN I WILL REST IN PEACE. HAVE YOU HEARD OF HELL FIRE BEFORE?

U knew this.................So why the jamb question then?

If una like sack 99.9%,it aint gonna change anything....FG will still be build 150 seater banquet hall for 2.2bn,FG will still be asking for more money to buy food,FG will still be setting up committe to look into anoda committes report.......

Worst country to be born into.

I DONT GIVE A DAMN

.....Kudos to saharareporters

Govt of the committee, for the committee by the committee

see kettle calling pot black.....mr goffnor face the one way concern you 1st....
rubbish

Myne White: Now I feel listening to this song?

Are all these like publicity stunts for the song?

Makes me wonder....1 million downloads within 24hrs...common guys think abt it....she is currently the talk of social media, radio station s,tv stations etc
U guys r hatred for her song is making her more popular and probably more richer


I no mind do colabo with her o....hate our music but I smile to the bank

Una hatred for this song don make get over 1 million downloads in 24hrs...even tuface,psquare and other top nigerians and foreign artist could not achieve.. ....make una continue hating her o....she already has 3 threads on nairaland because of this song...
Una hate her more so that she [center][/center]gets more popular,more downloads and maybe money more for her.

Nasri100: sorry but How does this affect the price of Iphone 5 ?

And 3 idiotssss clicked d like button for the above coments

Iskra: I am wondering what people find wrong in the picture. so the governor should not be pictured taking drinks and having fun even though he is performing and producing more results that any other past governor of Edo state since the time of the Old bendel state. What do non thinking peoples have to say about this with all the undeserved bile it creates in your bodies. I am beginning to think one of the reasons why Nigerians now have natuarlly low life expectancies is also linked to the inability of many people to live with a clean and open mind and the amount of crassness cramming up peoples minds eventually leads to the insane preponderance of nigerians to negative thoughts which rightfully yield their full results. I think some of us would have preferred to see the governor kneeling before some priest and receiving holy communion so that they would tow the normal hypocritical line of a god fearing governor. I prefer a governor that takes his time to have fun and enjoy the joys of life while making sure others enjoy it too through implementing policies that work and are tangible to a governor who will call the name of his pocket god at every chance but do nothing and impoverish his people for generations to come.

help me ask them o,even if its bro jona doing the above i will still say the same thing......Nothing is wrong with the picture.

PS: how can i get in touch with the artist

fynejess: I saw this cartoon and it dawned on me that we might just as well queue up with buckets and basins to pack our coins from the Coin dispensing ATM machines we were promised.

See the cartoon to help with the visualisation... click here
www.nairaland.com/attachments/826838_CDocuments_and_Settingskae7794Desktopcoin_tins_jpg6dfdee9915c68bf727ca21d8fccbb4bf




http://jess2-chinwe..com/2012/09/cartoon-of-day-how-we-would-pack-our.html

lol..........did u guys notice the ones rolling away....it looks they are smiling

its true 0!
I called the number and i died
I am now in Heaven pinging,tweeting and viewing NAIRALAND

The number cannot be reached now because many are called but few are chosen, thats why its switched off

NIGERIANS!!!

Rhino.5dm:
The 40 laptops crew are celebrating power improvements.

Beaf is working....40 man laptop are rejoicing

I thot good road,electricity and security are my right

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anki: why do they only hear the "resign" part why dontthe hear the "perform" part! They say resign or perform you choose to dwell on the resign part!


[quote author=ifihearam]From your initial statement you were making sense[/quo ;Dte]



For the 1st time on this forum one of the laptop crew as FINALLY ACCEPTED dt this govt is not performing.
Jah be praised

Billyonaire: It doesnt matter if the job is duplicated or if 100 persons do the same job, It will only do more good to the image making of our C-in-C; I do not know the real meaning of attack dog, cos I dont see why a dog should attack. GEJ is a soft spoken and transparent man that is loved by all his friends, envied by his haters and feared by his enemies. We of the FRESH AIR dynasty, are winning more souls daily and we have been great Liahona to the ignorant minds. Love him or hate him. GEJ is our President and its better to be constructive in our criticisms and not destructive.

ALT+CTRL IGNORE

Pataki: To even imagine this dedeike claims to be a graduate. Cheating and lying all his life. How despicable.

Men of reprobate minds!

Please let us all continue to shame them. Enemies of progress for Nigeria!

why una do dedeike like this, now the dude aint posting on nairaland again....hehehe

karl max...be careful or else it will soon be you....ask Beaf and dedeike how being humiliated feels.

honor2011: I'm living in Arepo in Ogun State. The power condition this area had been so bad! But as the op said, something different happened since about Wednesday last week. For the first time for many months, we were able to have electricity supply for more than 6 hours at a go! I was surprised & I'm still surprised. Everything still look like a "screen saver". However since I'm using prepaid card, I noticed that my card was about to finish. In order to recharge I went to the PHCN office at Isheri. There I found out that In addition to bu(u now payying more units, PHCN, had put #1,500 fixed charge irrespective of what units you are buying

Abeg help me tell them o....it is called FRESH AIR(u now pay N500 every month) whether u get light or not.....enjoy ur FRESH AIR

Kobojunkie: Let us compare this person's report with this same persons report from May 24, 2010



Notice his report can easily be assumed to mean that his situation has worsened.

U too much.....this exactly what we have been trying so hard to explain here but what do we get in return insults.

I weep for nigeria

Rossikk: You're talking rubbish. If it was true then there would be just as many people complaining of no light as they are of people saying it has improved.

Bros for ur information i stay in Mende,anthony very close to d PHCN power stationr....2-3 yrs ago light in my area is something i boast of but now electricty in mende is a shodow of itself.

So bros wen some of us talk its not becos we hate ur boss....u dig?
.its just dt u guys dont like haering d truth

blank: I didn't have light in my area of Lekki for a month. They just restored it and it is never there during the day so I have to run my gen for my son.

Maybe, they have taken my light and given to you. I

Exactly what some people are tryn to point out but instead they get called liars,hypocrites etc
I weep for my country

GboyegaD: Deceits upon deceits. Today you hear light has improved and the next week you hear it has really deteriorated. Who is the fool in this case? Ech time NEPA wants to bring the bills for meters which were never read, they give you light for 3-5days and the next thing I hear is great improvement. Anyways, if that is what we call improvement, success to NEPA and those who now have light.

Gbam.....u have just summarised our PHCN perfectly

debosky: To be fair, the BPE appears serious about its attempt togetthe power industry runningas demonstrated by the appointment of Manitoba Hydro to run the transmissions company (TCN) on a management contract. Being a competent power operator itself, I hope Manitoba Hydro will be able to bring its experience to bear and improve the transmission segment of the power industry.
Any country-wide improvements in power supply are usually due to either improved generation from the hydro-electric stations or improved gas supply to the generation stations. Local power supply in any area tends to fluctuate from month to month so it's not reliable to draw a conclusion from a local, momentary improvement.

ayox2003: You're intelligent. Best comment so far.
Frawzey

Agreed......Definatly the Best comment

proudlyafrican: Ordinarily, Nigerian youths would have poured out to the streets to protest against the poor/clueless leadership of President Goodluck Jonathan Ebele, in trying to restore peace and normalcy the Government will send their inefficient and ill equipped police to shoot the youths at sight. I am happy for the internet, we can rightly express our feelings without having bullet holes in our heads from a trigger happy police officer. Just sitting behind our computers from the comfort of our home, we are discussing facts and speaking the truth . Mrs. Plane abi Pain the President have not been insulted the youths are only speaking the truth and you know "THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER" We will not give up until they begin to do the right things to put this country in the right path.

Well said...

Skoopy: Was there an official pool conducted and GEJ came-out tops? Sad to know that mrs pane speaks without facts like most members of the FEC.

Yes now...it was conducted by Beaf and his 40 man laptop crew

Billyonaire: The Nigerian Youths of this generation are not like their Chinese counterparts who are very innovative in every way. In Nigeria, the government must help us fvck our girlfriends.

Just as they help FVCKED UP ur girlfriend

cold: Found this somewhere on the web.Although I think this may be crossing the line but I dare say some actions and unguarded utterances of Mr President would test the most enduring and most patient man to the limits.I swear down!

Lol...but na lie?

Beaf: Please, attend to the topic, not to people.
What useful contribution do you have (if any), sir?

@topic
It is great to see the untouchable, mafia-like petroleum sector being reformed at last; no payment without verification. Witnessing current events is like a dream, lets all dig in to ensure that the current actions come to fruition.

Mtchewwww....see kettle calliing pot black
Abegi....next!

ayox2003: And who are u ramming? Saw ur tweet to Ogunlesi and couldn't help but shake my head. Let's see if u'd last long.



Frawzey.

We r beggn u to pls pls pls post the tweet here

Demdem: I have no issues with those that decides to support the Retardeen, its a free world afterall. i only have issues with those that spin and distort facts on his behalf. [b]those ones are cursed.[/b]

Amen!!!