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dojumav: Be like horse own

haha. i tell u

That bread "inner chamber" part was funny

J.lo, Genevieve, Omotola, Beyonce, Rihanna etc won't admit it on interviews, but they've all asked me out.

i bn dey the wedding na. i was just yelling "No pishur please, No pishur please". That's why you can't see me here.

When owu blow, the pig name go change from 'SUPER' to 'SUPPER"

Not a very cool match premise. shame go even dey catch Super Eagles to win the match, make e no be like say dem fall Mandela hand.

Guys, first of all this pic isn't 'photoshopped', it was taken at the recent "Ghana meets Naija" concert.

But abeg, make una help us caption this girl booty coz we no too understand how the thing be. Haha!

[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Na laugh,i am sure dat was u when u were young [/quote]my guy, u already know

Promhize: G u no well o
Seun, people have no zeal to create topics anymore.
I remember 2007/2008/2009 when making frontpage was something - like a journalist making Cover of a popular newspaper.
Nairaland is now full of small kids like the one I'm qouting.
With moderators banning pple as they like, hidding post anyhow, I'm tempted to say nairaland has lost it glory.

On one hand you complain about the nature of posts like the one you quoted, and on the other still complain about moderators hiding comments.

Now, if the moderators DO NOT hide comments which you deem 'unwanted' and made by 'kids' how does your 'issue' resolve itself?

People love to eat their Moin Moin n still have it don't they?

extraflyfineboy: i wanted to laugh in spanish but it will be loud hehahoyahuda let us quitely log on to http://umehoma..com and see more...

Then Laugh in Jukun

Another Monday

Na this dance many of una go do tomorrow

englishmart: I dey help u shout heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy o. Nawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa o

na so o!

[quote author=badooo ]Na to kill the 3rd pastor and ask for forgiveness[/quote]

Three pastors met and agreed to share each other's secrets. The first pastor said; my problem is money- l steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see a woman, my only desire is to f**K her. In-fact l have slept with almost every female member of my church.

Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem, he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him). When they asked him to continue- still crying, he said my problem is gossiping. When we leave this place, everybody will hear all what both of you have just told me. Please pray for me!

HAHA!!

E get one restaurant wey i dey chop for Garki. One oyibo dey always come chop there too. Any time dis oyibo chop finish, him go shout “heey!”, so i wonder wetin dey make am shout.

I decide to chop wetin the oyibo dey always chop, so maybe me self go shout too. When i reach d restaurant last week friday, I order wetin the man dey chop, dem tell me say na chicken and red wine, so i chop am.

I surprise say i no shout, i even collect extra plate, but i still no shout. Na then i just vex ask for my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken and red wine na N45,000, and the extra plate na another N45,000.

Na then i come shout heyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyy!!! heiiiiiiiiiii!!!!… till i reach house i still dey shout..

HAHA!

Na so life be..

kunlesehan: childish ... oh that reminds me the kids are on hols... lol

HAHA!. I tell Ya. We outchea in these streets.

No, seriously though sometimes u gotta find ur inner child.

No gun. Na only BLOW dem carry.

in zulezoo voice;

"if ur woman don burn ur car o, ur slippers don cut be dat o"

onila: half cast whores

You should be the undisputed "Hater of the year" Award winner with that comment alone.

ARES: which Abuja, unless there are 2 Abujas in nigeria.....

Yes, there are:

Abuja 1 - Wuse, Garki, Asokoro, Maitama

Abuja 2- everywhere else

Guilty of ALL charges.

Lock me up and throw away the keys

Signed.

This sure ain't funny.

ikechukz: This naija barney seriously needs to be fed ASAP....Hunger don wire am tire.

no dinosaur food for Naija o. haha

deols: 'It is one less thing to think about.'

That was Mack Zuckeberg's response when asked why he dressed the same way all the time. Steve Jobes was known for the same thing.

It probably is a billionnaire's way. You'll understand better when you get there

but why you com remix all their names na?

pro01: Why is F£mi always in white attire? Surely can't be a mere fashion preference.

And this kind of backward thinking is why he is on a yacht, and your broke self is on Nairaland.

Haha!!

Sounds to me like Banning dancing at the dance Club.

A nekkid lady ran into an Igbo man’s taxi. She told the driver where she was going. The lgbo man didn’t start the car but he was just staring at the girl over & over again.
The lady saw him and said: what’s ur problem man?? Haven’t u seen a nekkid lady before

Igbo man replied: l am not looking at ur nekkidness, I was just wondering where U kept the money u are going to pay me.

haha..