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ok.

AKPORS and a white guy
were sitting in the park.
the white man had a pet
monkey and AKPORS was selling bananas.
AKPORS said ‘Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i’m
going to the toilet”,
” Yeah sure, go ahead” said the white man.
When AKPORS came he
found his bananas had
disappeared, and asked “where are my bananas”
the white man pointed to the monkey
and said “ask your brother”
AKPORS chilled and sat down.
Few minutes later the white man asked
”can u watch my monkey I’m going to the toilet” ,
”oh yeah sure!” said AKPORS.
When the white man came back
he found his monkey dead and exclaimed
“what happened here?”
AKPORS replied ”
Don’t get involved please , it’s a family matter”

haha!

Here is the number for Ghost-Busters; Ogbomosho Unit. : 080KPEKUKPEKU

you're welcome!

Teacher:- what's wrong?
Akpos :- our house is very
small. Me, my mum, my dad,
we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my dad asks,
'Akpos r u sleeping?' Then I say No & then he
slaps my face & gives me a Black eye"
Teacher:- 2nite when ur dad
asks again, keep dead quiet
& don't answer. The following morning
Akpos comes back with a SEVERE black eye.

Teacher:- My goodness! why the black eye again?
Akpos: Dad asked me again, Akpos are u
sleeping? i kept dead still.
Then my dad & my mom started
moving, u know, at the same
time. Mum was breathing like
Christmas chicken, kicking her legs up
frantically & squealing like a hyena on the bed.
Then my dad asked my mum, are u
coming? Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?
Dad answered:- Yes.
They don't usually go anywhere without me
so I said, wait for me, I'm also coming..

haha!

At least they weren't sentenced to 100 strokes of the cane. Na Zamfara we dey talk.

in other trivia; nurses have some of the roundest booties in the industry. just saying.

But why her toes com resemble E.T the extraterrestrial own na

Mushin abi.. where Wande Coal. we need him to confirm this story.

ok.

Ni**as be like.. I got that natural sportin wave

face palm..

STORY. only thing men MUST know in a relationship is where to get da gaddem money at.

In the absence of that, then all this long story go enter the matter.

The term is "Every day" and not "Everyday"

Every day = each consecutive day e.g "People misuse words on Nairaland every day"
Everyday = common, not surprising e.g "It's an everyday occurrence for people to misuse words on Nairaland"

Class is over. Carry on..

haha! before that happens, all the MFM in Lagos would have been shut down

Without any lecturer fighting pic, i am guessing this is how it went down

Jago don siddon arrange 'Bob Marley' for head with enuf attachment

Other than that, good stuff. They all came thru.

Sony ericsson p900

Wolverine VS. Predator

--skip to 4:00 mark


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3wDj7bYve0

White Ranger (power rangers) VS. Scorpion (mortal kombat)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap8r3AA0PIk

Superman vs. Thor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M5pYyW6lLw

I think your village people are responsible


So before they are done with the 'mission', make sure you back up all your important files to an external hard drive to avoid future regret.

(assuming 8 hr work days)

-243k = $1560 a month = $9.62/hour <-- College graduate

-Average U.S McDonald's bottom barrel staff (mop boy, cashier etc) = $8/hour = $1296 a month (202k). <-- NO education (barely speaks English)

Not a lot of income difference if you ask me. The reality is that cost of living in Lagos and Abuja is higher than very many cities here in the U.S.
While for some reason, this amount (243k) sounds too good to be true to some on this thread, it only goes to show how badly underpaid the average graduate is in Nigeria.

Tapout: Lol..

u go fear zombies

Once a year, this appointed/fateful day is like what Full Moon is to werewolves.

Otherwise "normal" people in the U.S morph into these hordes of zombie undead entities, with a deadly hunger for 'SALES'.
(which in reality you can get on ebay & Amazon at anytime- for the most part). I was too busy snoozing away, and might
shop Cyber Monday. But i must add, there were a few really mouth watering TV deals at Best Buy though. I have no need for a new TV, so
i passed on any Doorbusters.

Anyway check out a few videos below from different 2013 Black Friday locations. Mostly Walmarts (where crazies thrive supreme).


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUzAlt_0UlY

FORGET.. This is THE most powerful photo. It encompasses and captures multiple levels of human presence/existence.

OGBANJE TINZ!.

omodapson: This is hard to believe. For me to believe this, you have to do some analysis or answer the following questions.

How many blocks were used?
How many bags of cement were used?
What is the cost of roofing sheet?
What are the fittings used and price?
Dis you get a bricklayer to do a free job, if not how much did you pay?

Well, maybe if you had taken a little time to read through the thread, you would have seen his brief breakdown of the project. find it below:

MANGAM: Bliv it or not this room was built wit 300k tiles was less dan 20k and only used in d kitchen and toilet. Around 500 blocks were used @90 each PVC 8k a bundle was used. Electrical wires for 6k. Two bundles of zinc @ 9k each. Soak away was dug @5k. 2 big rubber of paint @2800 each. Is a very simple house

henrychubayo: All i see here are white illegal immigrants. Am impressed with the food offered even though they are not wanted. In nigeria detention, the food the will offer, the sight of it alone will make you beg for deportation. Hahahaahha

Not a single white deportee pictured here. How come Nigerians in Nigeria think anyone who isn't black is white?

kingthreat: The album cover art really sucks. It looks like a book cover for those creepy ghost stories.. The creative director behind it needs to be re-examined. He should have consulted the pros in Nairaland's Graphic section, they could have done something more appealing.

What needs to be reexamined is your shallow perception of art.

swtchicgurl: u no well o!

na so we see am o

Young son: Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?

Panku turns to wife: would u sleep with Obasanjo for 10 million Naira?

Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.

Panku turns to daughter: Would u sleep with van Vicker for 5 million Naira?
Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.

Panku turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Jim Iyke for 20 million Naira?
Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with that money.

Panku turns to his youngest son;

You see son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionaires, BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two prostitutes and one Gay idiot.

HAHA!

emmy-richie:
Any way is a way joor.......

Haha. Na so.