₦airaland Forum

Use the BBA method:

1. BUDGET:

A shiiit-ton of people in Nigeria don't have budgets. Money comes and they spend and spend and spend. That is bad.

Draw up a budget and stick to it. Have a defined budget for food, NEPA bill, transport fare or petrol, etc.

Someone may argue that the money is NOT enough to consider budgeting. To that, I say RUBBISH!

If the money is not enough in the first place, then you have NOTHING to lose by budgeting. When you operate with a budget, you avoid OVERSPENDING on a particular area while neglecting other important areas.

A budget can help you spread your funds more evenly so that every Naira is pulling its own weight.

2. BULK PURCHASES:

Buy everything in bulk!

By everything, I mean EVERYTHING!

You want to buy food, buy it in bulk.
You want to buy pure water, buy it in bulk directly from the FACTORY TRUCKS.
Your seasoning like Maggi should be purchased in bulk.

If you have kids in secondary school, but a carton of pen and keep in your house. Same for snacks like biscuits.

By buying things in bulk, 2 things happen:

1. You will have enough volume to patronize wholesalers. That means you don't have to deal with the INSANE mark-ups that retailers add to the deal.

2. You postpone the need to deal with constant price hikes. Prices of goods, especially foodstuff, change frequently. But when you buy in bulk, you don't have to deal with that immediately.

Buy in bulk, save a bunch.

AVOID NIGERIAN GIRLS:

Nigerian girls are financial black holes. They are out to suck you dry.

If you have any kind of relationship with a Nigerian girl, you will be responsible for gifts, wigs, creams and ice creams. Not to mention food, clothes and "chill".

If you don't want your money to vanish like a person who owes you money, AVOID NIGERIAN GIRLS!

It's NOT greed. It's commonsense.

If your father was a USD billionaire, your life would be softer than it currently is.

However, it's best NOT to dwell on something you cannot change.

Left now is for you to work as hard and as smart as you can to make sure your kids DON'T feel what you're currently feeling.

Americans are not big on soccer but they go crazy for their own "football".

Any serious footballer who makes it to their league will dominate.

A player of Oshoala's calibre is basically a god in that league.

Nothing new here.

Most other races feel the same way about black people. That's why it was so easy for white people to stick Africans in a zoo like animals.

Maternal instincts! Maternal instincts!!

Yet we've read about SEVERAL cases of abandoned newborns just this month alone.

SHOCKED!

This is Nigeria. The Judge is judging for fun. NYSC will NEVER obey it.

The document already shows NONE of the respondents (NYSC and NYSC-affiliated individuals) were present.

That is Consensual Non-consent (CNC) aka Rape Fantasy.

It is a sexual kink where one person wants and consents to be sexually assaulted.

As for whether it's normal, I CANNOT say.

But consider this:

If you stay with this girl long enough, you'll get used to sexually assaulting your partner. Forceful and non-consensual sex will seem normal to you.

That is a slippery slope to being a full-time rapist.

In other words, your current girl could end up damaging you.

If you want a job done right, you need to do it yourself.

Let's see how it goes.

I support this move 100%.

In fact, it should be extended INDEFINITELY.

Plus, ALL persons occupying elected positions in government should SURRENDER their travel documents throughout the duration of their tenure.

Fix Nigeria or DIE here!

Nigeria's new slogan:
Nigeria, we remove the speck in your eye. Forget the log in ours.

Say one thing for Buhari, say he knows how to treat a First Lady.

Go into farming and lose your head to herdsmen.

my friend, will you find your way to the kitchen!

Nigeria is one funny shiiiithole. Read the ENTIRE article and no mention of a SINGLE arrest. Just freezing of assets and accounts.

That is in Nigeria, you get the same punishment in Nigeria for SPONSORING terrorists as trading P2P on Binance during a crypto ban.

These people are TERRORIST-LITE. They have been directly or indirectly responsible for the death, rape and mutilation of THOUSANDS of Nigerians. That includes soldiers.

YET no report of their communities being invaded and their YOUNG being slaughtered by criminals in uniforms.

As a Nigerian still living in Nigeria, I consider it my civil responsibility to REFRAIN from learning the names of the gang of crooks leading Nigeria to damnation.

They occupy positions and do NOTHING for Nigerians.

In fact, the only time they do anything of note is when they are in the news for the special way in which they have screwed Nigerians.

Both of their families combined may NOT have up to #50K in their accounts. YET these two idiiiots set out to scam them for #4M.

Just imagine the emotional torture and the hypertension their struggling parents went through at the news that their kids had been kidnapped.

The criminals should be JAILED and NOT allowed to taste freedom until they have more grey hairs than Wole Soyinka.

As a young child, I was told that this animal will turn into a snake when it grows up.

As an adult, I just think it's disgusting.

INSANE performance!

One of the reasons I prefer individual sports like Track and Field events and boxing to sports like Football and Basketball is that NO ONE can Bleep it up for you if you are the superior athlete.

But in team sports like football, 10 players could play their hearts out but it takes ONLY 1 Aiyegbeni with his k-legs to fuccck it up for everyone else.

Only in Nigeria would a Professor be more concerned about what goes on between his students' legs than what goes in between their ears.

How can they be regarded as parents AFTER discarding their kid like a used condom?

She's not wrong. Without makeup, her face looks like something that needs to be panel-beaten.

Good to see makeup getting the praise it deserves.

helinues:
That still didn't answer my question. Is it in Nigeria constitution?

Yes, it's in the constitution.

Nigerian Laws, including tax laws, are heritage of colonialism. No originality in it.

Churches in UK and US are tax exempt. Nigeria copied and pasted the same thing.

Also, the idea that any politician would ever raise an issue about it is LAUGHABLE. Churches and mosques attract a HORDE of sheeples.

The sheeples would do ANYTHING their Pastor or Imam tells them to. That includes voting for a politician that is just looking to fleece them some more.

If anybody tries to tax churches or mosques, it WON'T take a minute before the sheeples are convinced that said person is the antichrist.

All the pastor has to say is that "the body of Christ is under attack from the Kingdom of Darkness" and everywhere will scatter.

Anyway, church business is a great business. Instead of worrying about their exemption status, I'd advice you to look into starting one as a new stream of income.

Nigerian Army are gallant when it comes to killing UNARMED civilians but run faster than a cheetah when faced with ordinary bandits with dane guns.

No shit!

People aged 60 and above are either retired or on the brink of retirement. A decent number of them have a house, pension (retirement savings) and their grandchildren to play with.

Young people, on the other hand, still have to undergo slavish labour for YEARS to come. A lot of them deal with shittty managers in the office and come home to deal with a shittty roommate or neighbour.

No way there won't be a HUGE difference in levels of happiness.

The entire statement is Exhibit A of how dumb Tinubu's "footsoldiers" are.

Idioms and metaphors are all over the place like k-legs.

Plus, they are NOT concerned that Tinubu and his band of INCOMPETENT sycophants are driving Nigeria into unprecedented depths of poverty, insecurity and economic destabilisation.

No, siree! They are more concerned about lining their pockets with the commonwealth.

They all deserve to be used and dump like tissue paper.

So why the lies that they did NOT invade Igbomoturu to carry out a mass murdering of unarmed civilians.

If Nigerian journalists and Newspapers were NOT a bunch of cowards, the genocidal and EXTREMELY incompetent Military would have been exposed for their crimes.

You DON'T get it, do you?

Nigerians are NOT people. They are DEMONS!

It doesn't matter where they find themselves, the EVIL, WICKEDNESS and GREED in Nigerians will always spill out like pus from a ripe boil.

When you leave Nigeria, AVOID Nigerians. You don't fraternize with demons after escaping hell.

Nigerians abroad are STILL Nigerians. Last week, we saw how a Nigerian living in UK scammed other Nigerians still struggling here in Nigeria. Some of the victims lost £12K to the scammer.

Some people think Nigeria is cursed. That's NONSENSE!

Nigeria as a geographical location is practically an Eldorado.

Nigeria has VAST expanse of arable lands that can support a shiiitload of Agricultural products.

Nigeria has LARGE lithium reserves that positions it to tap into the burgeoning EV market and battery production along with a mind-boggling reserves of other assorted minerals.

Some countries would KILL for the WEATHER in Nigeria.

Also, don't forget the CRUDE OIL.

In fact Nigeria is so blessed that the only BLIGHT in Nigeria is Nigerians.

My point is, Nigerians are to be AVOIDED.

If he assimilates even 1% of the Quran, Jada would be getting divorce papers before June.

You take their oil money to buy outdated AK47s while destroying their communities in the process. Then turn around to shoot their Youths with guns you bought with their money.

Nigerians should be ready for UNPRECEDENTED levels of hardship. Because by the time the people of SS start blowing up pipelines left and right, one litre of crude oil.will not leave the SS.

At that point, we'll all look back at the current exchange rates with fond memories.