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This is Nigeria. The Judge is judging for fun. NYSC will NEVER obey it.

The document already shows NONE of the respondents (NYSC and NYSC-affiliated individuals) were present.

That is Consensual Non-consent (CNC) aka Rape Fantasy.

It is a sexual kink where one person wants and consents to be sexually assaulted.

As for whether it's normal, I CANNOT say.

But consider this:

If you stay with this girl long enough, you'll get used to sexually assaulting your partner. Forceful and non-consensual sex will seem normal to you.

That is a slippery slope to being a full-time rapist.

In other words, your current girl could end up damaging you.

If you want a job done right, you need to do it yourself.

Let's see how it goes.

I support this move 100%.

In fact, it should be extended INDEFINITELY.

Plus, ALL persons occupying elected positions in government should SURRENDER their travel documents throughout the duration of their tenure.

Fix Nigeria or DIE here!

Nigeria's new slogan:
Nigeria, we remove the speck in your eye. Forget the log in ours.

Say one thing for Buhari, say he knows how to treat a First Lady.

Go into farming and lose your head to herdsmen.

my friend, will you find your way to the kitchen!

Nigeria is one funny shiiiithole. Read the ENTIRE article and no mention of a SINGLE arrest. Just freezing of assets and accounts.

That is in Nigeria, you get the same punishment in Nigeria for SPONSORING terrorists as trading P2P on Binance during a crypto ban.

These people are TERRORIST-LITE. They have been directly or indirectly responsible for the death, rape and mutilation of THOUSANDS of Nigerians. That includes soldiers.

YET no report of their communities being invaded and their YOUNG being slaughtered by criminals in uniforms.

As a Nigerian still living in Nigeria, I consider it my civil responsibility to REFRAIN from learning the names of the gang of crooks leading Nigeria to damnation.

They occupy positions and do NOTHING for Nigerians.

In fact, the only time they do anything of note is when they are in the news for the special way in which they have screwed Nigerians.

Both of their families combined may NOT have up to #50K in their accounts. YET these two idiiiots set out to scam them for #4M.

Just imagine the emotional torture and the hypertension their struggling parents went through at the news that their kids had been kidnapped.

The criminals should be JAILED and NOT allowed to taste freedom until they have more grey hairs than Wole Soyinka.

As a young child, I was told that this animal will turn into a snake when it grows up.

As an adult, I just think it's disgusting.

INSANE performance!

One of the reasons I prefer individual sports like Track and Field events and boxing to sports like Football and Basketball is that NO ONE can Bleep it up for you if you are the superior athlete.

But in team sports like football, 10 players could play their hearts out but it takes ONLY 1 Aiyegbeni with his k-legs to fuccck it up for everyone else.

Only in Nigeria would a Professor be more concerned about what goes on between his students' legs than what goes in between their ears.

How can they be regarded as parents AFTER discarding their kid like a used condom?

She's not wrong. Without makeup, her face looks like something that needs to be panel-beaten.

Good to see makeup getting the praise it deserves.

helinues:
That still didn't answer my question. Is it in Nigeria constitution?

Yes, it's in the constitution.

Nigerian Laws, including tax laws, are heritage of colonialism. No originality in it.

Churches in UK and US are tax exempt. Nigeria copied and pasted the same thing.

Also, the idea that any politician would ever raise an issue about it is LAUGHABLE. Churches and mosques attract a HORDE of sheeples.

The sheeples would do ANYTHING their Pastor or Imam tells them to. That includes voting for a politician that is just looking to fleece them some more.

If anybody tries to tax churches or mosques, it WON'T take a minute before the sheeples are convinced that said person is the antichrist.

All the pastor has to say is that "the body of Christ is under attack from the Kingdom of Darkness" and everywhere will scatter.

Anyway, church business is a great business. Instead of worrying about their exemption status, I'd advice you to look into starting one as a new stream of income.

Nigerian Army are gallant when it comes to killing UNARMED civilians but run faster than a cheetah when faced with ordinary bandits with dane guns.

No shit!

People aged 60 and above are either retired or on the brink of retirement. A decent number of them have a house, pension (retirement savings) and their grandchildren to play with.

Young people, on the other hand, still have to undergo slavish labour for YEARS to come. A lot of them deal with shittty managers in the office and come home to deal with a shittty roommate or neighbour.

No way there won't be a HUGE difference in levels of happiness.

The entire statement is Exhibit A of how dumb Tinubu's "footsoldiers" are.

Idioms and metaphors are all over the place like k-legs.

Plus, they are NOT concerned that Tinubu and his band of INCOMPETENT sycophants are driving Nigeria into unprecedented depths of poverty, insecurity and economic destabilisation.

No, siree! They are more concerned about lining their pockets with the commonwealth.

They all deserve to be used and dump like tissue paper.

So why the lies that they did NOT invade Igbomoturu to carry out a mass murdering of unarmed civilians.

If Nigerian journalists and Newspapers were NOT a bunch of cowards, the genocidal and EXTREMELY incompetent Military would have been exposed for their crimes.

You DON'T get it, do you?

Nigerians are NOT people. They are DEMONS!

It doesn't matter where they find themselves, the EVIL, WICKEDNESS and GREED in Nigerians will always spill out like pus from a ripe boil.

When you leave Nigeria, AVOID Nigerians. You don't fraternize with demons after escaping hell.

Nigerians abroad are STILL Nigerians. Last week, we saw how a Nigerian living in UK scammed other Nigerians still struggling here in Nigeria. Some of the victims lost £12K to the scammer.

Some people think Nigeria is cursed. That's NONSENSE!

Nigeria as a geographical location is practically an Eldorado.

Nigeria has VAST expanse of arable lands that can support a shiiitload of Agricultural products.

Nigeria has LARGE lithium reserves that positions it to tap into the burgeoning EV market and battery production along with a mind-boggling reserves of other assorted minerals.

Some countries would KILL for the WEATHER in Nigeria.

Also, don't forget the CRUDE OIL.

In fact Nigeria is so blessed that the only BLIGHT in Nigeria is Nigerians.

My point is, Nigerians are to be AVOIDED.

If he assimilates even 1% of the Quran, Jada would be getting divorce papers before June.

You take their oil money to buy outdated AK47s while destroying their communities in the process. Then turn around to shoot their Youths with guns you bought with their money.

Nigerians should be ready for UNPRECEDENTED levels of hardship. Because by the time the people of SS start blowing up pipelines left and right, one litre of crude oil.will not leave the SS.

At that point, we'll all look back at the current exchange rates with fond memories.

The fact that a dumb troll like Onanuga found his way into Tinubu's government is telling.

How can you accuse an entire COMMUNITY of killing the soldiers?

Military invaded the community and killed UNARMED men whose only crime is being young and then turned around to accuse them of being gang members.

Civilians were killed and homes were razed to the ground YET Onanuga is blaming the victims and calling credible reports propaganda.

As for the Military, I have ZERO pity for them. They are quick to murder and harass civilians BUT cannot defend themselves against armed groups.

Everybody read how most of them ran to Niger when they were deployed to fight Bolo Haram.

Bold of you to think that Nigerian girls won't bill you because they work.

Dating in Nigeria is Philanthropy from men. Nigerian girls just want the soft life especially because of how hard Nigeria is.

Best thing is to put a cork on your coccck for now.

Tinubu is in over his heads. He has no idea what he is doing in Nigeria.

Nigeria is not Lagos. Nigeria is a 1000X more TUMULTUOUS with actors whose stock in trade is sabotaging the government.

His questionable history doesn't help. His lopsided appointments make things worse. He hands out appointments like a kid handing out lollipops at his birthday party—overlooking people who deserve it because they are not his "friends".

He has won politics in Nigeria. It's time to resign and go back to Bourdillion.

Ordinary South Sudan that gained independence in 2011 has a currency that is doing better than Naira.

Tinubu has failed!

"According to reports, the stabbing happened during an argument over hanging clothes on a rope."

WTF??!

DISREGARD anybody trying to shame and guilt-trip you into NOT doing DNA tests for all your kids.

It's blind trust like that that leads men to raise bastards for 50 years and die with no biological offsprings.

Women can be cunning when it comes to cheating. They could fuuuuuck an entire CONTINENT and leave no evidence.

There was a girl in my off-campus hostel while I was in school. She was a chorister in one of the student fellowships in school then. Ultra religious girl.

This girl was in a relationship with one of the guys in the same hostel. Towards the end of her programme, this girl traveled to her state for her traditional WEDDING.

Then she came back and CONTINUED her relationship with the guy in school.

What pained me most is the money I paid for aso-ebi.

The point is DO DNA TESTS!

Someone is sending "inspection video" to a client for after-service servicing.