₦airaland Forum

dayowunmi:
Why is the guns of most Nigerian policemen and soldiers plastered with paper cellotape? Has anyone else noticed this? @ the last picture?

Yes we have noticed. It helps to hold two magazines together for longer action. Instead of 30; plus bullets, u have double rounds. Ok

buddie:
Please can anyone also attest to the authenticity of this article?
Sounds too good to be true.

It is true but not 100% accurate but all the same, a very high degree of accuracy

Heseessll. Quite a dicey situation. I wouldn't stay in a house built by a woman but I must say your husband is a chauvinist and has no sense of goodness in him.
I see two options. You can be magnanimous and do a joint ownership or rent another flat and Put up yours for rent. That's is if what you are saying is true.
If he doesn't pick up any of these options then he is a devil.
If I were him, I would be crossed finding out at that moment that I was not part of the ownership ( you stuck to your own plan, nothing wrong with that, but he should be aware from the onset)
I would request we move out to a rented apartment ( can't live in a woman's house cos I know how they talk,)
Or I will ask for a joint ownership With an agreement to refund a portion of the cost of building to you on instalments.
Just pray to God for solution

intergral:
Good... But as usual you'll not hear anything about him again... Give this kind of opportunity to America they'll torture him till he confess the names of the witches in his village...

They don't torture people. They do thorough intelligence work

bedspread:
The Way Pmb Shields Fraudulent people in his Government, it seems There is Something Fraudulent about Himself and maybe if he Sacks them, They will Expose him....

Check out the List
Gen. Burutai
NNPC chief
The ex SGF
Kemi Adeosun

U forgot to add maina

officialdayo:
CTU are not attached to government houses but SPU. CTU do not make use that riffle in the attached picture.

Here's their standard issue.

They do. My house is close to their base

Those are counter terrorism unit, CTU. They are quite common in Delta state. Popularly called red beret

You seem like a nice guy raskasal. I have just one word letgo

Treasuredlove:
LinkedIn works too well...infact, it is where you can connect with professional people more. Most people around me use LinkedIn, personally i just have a profile and I have not really explored it yet. I actuallt got an invitation to send my CV for possible interview but didn't follow through. I know 3 people who got way good jobs on linkedin may-june this year and about 2 people who got contacted by third party HRs by just viewing their profile without even applying...it works, it really does. The key is to sell yourself on linkedin, connect to the right people and be very professional.

Ok

Treasuredlove:
Lool...it is not as bad as you make it sound. These companies are not sole proprietorship, they use third parties and sometimes even contact you directly without even applying for the job. At other times a vacancy might be a available and they may ask insiders who have worked for rival companies like theirs if they know someone in their former office that can fill the role...this helps them monitor and understand competitors.
I would like to ask: are you on linkedin? What is your proffesional profile like? What is your online presence and rep like? Work on your professional profile online and I am sure you will get singled out

Does LinkedIn really work? Have you had personal experience or someone close to you have had such experience? Kindly share

I have a peculiar issue like yours too. I slipped and fell sometime ago, so periodically I do feel pains in my waist region. Now the frightening thing is that no other pain killer works on my system. Aspirin, panadol, ibumol , paracetamol...In fact the whole lot. Sadly the only pain killer that works is tramadol.(as prescribed by a doc) So whenever that pain returns, I pop a tab. I'm not addicted to it and can never be.
I have never taken it for sexual prowess as I believe relying on such for long can have debilitating effect. I have not noticed any change in sexual performance so I don't know why the craze for it. I only pop a capsule of 100mg and in a few hours, pain is gone and the effect lasts for two days. And I may never need another one till the next year
It makes me sleepy
Not everyone taking tramadol Is an addict. I may take a tab or two in a year to combat the pains but I'm not addicted and can never be.

Butterflyleo:
See those fingers in the first pic holding the paper

Thought I was the only one that noticed that

Mynd44:
I Don't know why Nigerians are so weird. P&G is just shutting down its diaper line at Agbara not the entire plant. I guess people prefer false news

My friend, re-read the company's statement again. There is difference between plant and line.

It calls for concern. There is nothing weird about that. ICAN imagine what those laid off staff will be feeling like. Let me not go into the socio-economic impact of this unfortunate circumstance

henrixx:
That's a man dressed like a woman to sell all those their herbal stuffs for nyash enlargement
...

No woman with that kind heavy nyash go climb bumper. E go cause go slow and accident...Even sef Bumper fit fall

U dey see Wella. That is a man in a woman's clothing

yeyerolling:
how was he a great man Una go just dey yarn apata

He is better than your bubu a thousand times. Argue with your foot.
Oh, by the way, I won't dignify you with a response

weyreypey:
Mercedes Benz C klasse 1999 MY

That car na iron o. Perfect in almost all ways

Na were person hand reach na there im dey hang im pant

KingOfThePay:
Yes. You were apt..
Ehmm those things you mentioned sugar is gotten from which is broken down to alchohol, I see they all caborhydrates ... Must the sugar only come from that source or food class?
And so you mean all alchohols have sugar right? How about RED wine..

To the best of my knowledge, those are the grains used for commercial drinks. But you can also cause fermentation in apple, pineapple, orange juice under the right conditions.. red wine is produced from fermented grape fruit

To understand what alcohol is, you have to understand the process of brewery. Alcohol is a chemical product of fermentation (breakdown) of sugar. By mostly micro organisms like yeast.
For example, if you grind guinea corn, naize, rice or the one used for beers and other drinks, barley, mix with water and you add yeast like saccharomyces cerevisae ,after days, the sugar in the maize, barley etc will broken down to alcohol. You can now add hops which give beer it's bitter taste. This is just a simplified explanation. On the industrial scale, a lot of things happen
Hope you clear now kingofthepay

OK. I don learn a new thing

olawale780:
no vex

No probs my brother. One love

post=68943955:
This happens most time now, he couldn't have done a lot with the speed of the ball after this camera shot.
And I'm sure this shot was taken before the ball was played, no player At the WORLD CUP will be st*pid to stand like that while the ball is on motion.
You try!

I was even thinking it is about the Japanese players that played over 10mins between themselves in their own half, especially one of their players having several step-overs (Ronaldo style) when no player or oppositon player is around him !!

That match has been voted the most disgraceful match in world cup history, and was talked about by FIFA.
Even their coach apologised that he did not know what to do at that period in time.

Wanted to make a thread about it yesterday, but I left it to others to do!

Wow. Didn't see that. Would loved to see it. Since naija crashed out, no zeal to watch any match again

olawale780:
well in my on view, she has a point. But remember this is Nigeria... everybody be...

And you have to quote the whole article

Simplep:
Hmmmmmmm,am tired of dis country,,abi make i go libya?

No. Come warri

Rossikki:
Car manufacturing is the EXACT SAME THING as car assembly. It is only in Nigeria that people make a distinction between the two. You people should please stop disgracing yourselves with this nonsense. If you go abroad and ask if a vehicle was either manufactured, "or assembled", they will call a psychiatrist for you. In fact go on Google now and check. Car manufacturing plants are referred to universally as 'car assembly plants'. Even the Oxford online dictionary states that the word manufacture means "to assemble". Vehicle production is the process of assembling vehicles using a variety of parts built by vehicle parts manufacturing firms. You buy the various parts, then you assemble the vehicle. Finish!

Exactly!

Senselin:
Jeff Bezos: Zuckerberg , what do you want to do tomorrow night?

Zuckerberg: Try to take over the world social media

I guess that line is from pinky and the brain

iamuye:
general manager of the supporters club of buhari,

month don dey end you mouth dey run so as to receive complete salary.

86m just to barba hair when they can easily build a barbing saloon with 5 to 10m in aso rock. free haircut for all its inhabitants.

Another brilliant idea. But the mofo in also rock won't like this. If it were to be Obama, he would have taken this offer.
This is rather queer. Why make allowances for someone who is on salary? Buhari receives salary, can't he takefrom his salary to cut his hair. It's just like me requesting for hair cut budget from my employer after receiving my salary
This country is sliding down a dangerous precipice and some ignorant mofos are busy egging our devilish politicians on

udo2018:
Haircut shouldn't be budgeted for in the first instance because they are all paid living and other working allowances.

Thanks my brother. My thoughts exactly.

SadiqBabaSani:
I want to Blv People Will not Fall for this Dumb story.


Another Thread Created fr Enemies of Christianity To Bask in Euphoria

You are truly a wise one. This thread was created to discredit the church of God. It has failed

Pipedreams:
Gerrout. Why resurrect an old thread just in the bid to mock the new one. Shame on u

Oh now I understand what you're griping about. I resurrected a thread you want forgotten. So sorry about that. I was just going through car section this afternoon (relaxing) when I stumbled on your thread.
I was only making reference to the ingenuity of diportivo in using memes but I never knew you wanted this thread hidden. Most probably because of the bashing you received from obekediamondfuro.

Listen young man, you are an immature baby, OK. Grow up. I have no issue with you. I'm way above that gutter trash you are trying to raise.
I won't dignify you with another response as this one will suffice. Have a nice life

Pipedreams:
Oga beefer. Go get a life and be happy with life. Yes. I had this lil issue but I solved it my self with a simple ECU relearn. All vehicles need a relearn at some point by removing the left battery for 24hrs or doing the combo move shagati stated. So take ur prank elsewhere and don't try to derail the other thread. Shame

Ah bros. Wetin happen na. I no beef u o. Abi u quote me by mistake? Read my post again

OP, Dem no say make small pikiin no grow big teeth, but make im remember to grow big lips to cover am.
Small pikiin wey say bald head dey hungry am, na headache go kill am o.
No vex, na parable I dey throw. If you are so bothered about fuel, then go for a Corolla